Frozen Water on Mars!? gnooze 6-20-08

[oOowhiteboyeoOo]

Like listening to my 8 year old niece explain something

[ApuDaleyS14]

cool american newz

[stargirlsusan]

funy that sadam hussain pic!!

those scientist r funy

[awffle]

Scientist impersonation was amazing.

[WileyCoyote69]

That first still of Bushie in this vid REALLY makes the turnip shape of his head VERY clear.

Good job finding that still, Marta.

[PumaPumaPride]

HAHAHA! Your GITMO bit was fcking hilarious.

[tazandgypsie]

you should have a news show on t.v

great way to give us news!

[misslisaof3]

Yikes ! I have a lot of catching up to do ! :) I have been so busy with that project about domestic violence.

This was great as always, scarey news delivered with personality and style !

XOXO~!,

Wyckie/Lisa

[mike8494]

Cool Marta :-) Mike

[TheEmanBrown]

You are so funny

[fairhillnorrie]

God she is good. iv 2 daughters think ill adopt her. she so so good..

[boneyeem]

Sorry ... This last part was part 4 - not 3.

[boneyeem]

Boney M 1977 - Ma Marta (Part 3) - Don't anybody move! Your brain or your lives! ... One day she said on YouTube it was her last foray the cops appeared too soon she couldn't get away and all the words she had it made them mighty mad and so they shot it out Ma Marta and her gnooze they didn't want to hang they died with blazing nooze (g is silent) and so the story ends of one who had many friends

[boneyeem]

Boney M 1977 - Ma Marta (Part 3)

...

Ma ma ma ma ma Marta - she know how to choose

Ma ma ma ma ma Marta - to handle gnooze

Ma ma ma ma ma Marta - she never could loose

Ma ma ma ma ma Marta - but she used to booze

... (read Part 4)

[boneyeem]

Boney M 1977 - Ma Marta (Part 2)

...

They left a trail of crime

Across the YouTube

And when her clip was killed

She really made them pay

She has no heart at all

No no no heart at all

... (read Part 3)

[boneyeem]

Boney M 1977 - Ma Marta (Part 1)

...

Marta is a meanest cat

In the old LA downtown

She is the meanest cat

She really move them down

She has no heart at all

No no no heart at all

... (read Part 2)

[quietcon]

nice style - subscribed!

[acberquist]

That is the best imitation of scientists I've ever seen. Truly amazing.

[buzzmaxwell]

you are clearly an idiot..showing little reasoning ability in every story you report on...if you are unclear about what i mean by idiot..it is your mental age..you retard

[ujdo]

Did you ever make it to the JPL open house?

[lastnymleft]

We should call you The Smiling Assassin, Marta, because your take-down of the US government's position on sanctions against Cuba, by skewering them with the human rights violations at Guantanamo, was genius! Subtle, yet verry effective. Bravo!

Can I subscribe TWICE, I wonder?

[mightymouseaustralia]

Sorry Marta Gnooze

[mightymouseaustralia]

Great News Marta I'm now a subscriber. I telling my friends to watch cheers form downunder.

[genmama1955]

Bad news... GREAT news show brasting from my fave news broadcaster. gnooze is the only news I watch anymore!

[StrangeDays25]

hahah nice ending about the salt! It is cool to see some emotional intelligence in reporting! I give you a good EQ

[geekyvince]

watch out angry scientist on the rampage!

[arian50]

Marta use a European map that actually shows Europe. There is no "yugoslavia"..there is Rep. of Kosova, Macedonia, Montenegro, Serbia, etc.

[spaceelevators]

I love your videos Marta. Welcome back.

[Rocketman16]

Can you center your name next time? Thank you. Gotta go, it's time to count the spagetti again...

[everyonelovesbutters]

u rock marta..

[MojaveRanger]

When they finaly do find actual life on Mars there are going to be some scientists and some devout religious people jumping out windows!!!

[gedlongbow]

They already found a fossilized microorganism a year or two ago. Either that or it was just some random bluff.

[MojaveRanger]

I know about that. But for every scientist that says they found something, there is six more debunking with "logical" explainations.

I refering to undeniable proof.

[Nagrobek78]

hahaha the bit about Cuba and Guantanamo is priceless :)

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE

[rhymingwithoranges]

AS WAS JAZZA

[anmoose]

LOL! Scientists are a feisty bunch. Do NOT mess with our discoveries. Even if we don't know what we've discovered yet.

162 billion more for the "war" eh? I do kinda wonder what'd happen if they put THAT back into the economy, instead of sucking it out of it so they can keep beating that dead horse until it's a little deader.

Moosie

[Scurck]

What if they put the 162 billion into space exploration instead, then we would have swimming pools on Mars next year... :O

[anmoose]

Yeah, probably so, but gas prices would be so high we couldn't afford to drive there. :-P

[redbrest]

nice to see you ; )

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta.

Just between you and I,I deliberately left a "liquid" there on Mars,to lure NASA into taking a voyage there. Zarbod and I are tired of traveling to earth,to get food. We think of this as "delivery".

[x11115]

So how come you never say anything about the illegals coming over here but rant on about cherry picked war topics all the time? Is it not a declaration of war when they invade our borders??? I guess Costello doesn't want to loose her Mexican and Arab subscribers (probable her homies) or care that they flood into our country getting social services and steeling jobs at low wages that should pay more for legals.

[Bubba186]

Lou Dobbs is all the ranting about illegals that this world needs...

[lcc1211]

?????

[anmoose]

¿¿¿¿¿

[KlaxonCow]

No, it is NOT a declaration of war for immigrants to illegally enter a country.

On the other hand, it would be illegal for successive Presidents to have usurped Congressional power by migrating thousands of American soldiers across the borders of Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iraq, etc.

As only Congress has the power to declare war and it has NEVER done so since WWII.

[KlaxonCow]

So, you see, if illegal immigration in and of itself was "a declaration of war" then Bush would have to be immediately arrested on at least two counts of "war crimes" under American law.

As the President cannot unilaterally declare war, as that power only resides in Congress, and a redefinition of successive "police actions" order by the President as actually being formal declarations of war would be Constitutionally illegal.

[KlaxonCow]

Yeah, I'm sorry. I know it probably comes as a shock to you, but the world is a lot more complicated than your clearly idiot brain is able to cope with.

You are a "useful idiot" to fascists everywhere.

I'd advise you stop embarrassing yourself - better to remain silent and let people suspect you're an idiot, rather than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. :D

[mysticfm]

The last part was the best part!

[HaleyMary]

Another great show. I liked the Mars story. :)

[PiFan7]

Great episode—the Cuba/Guantanamo Bay part especially!!

[chimera15]

Scientists are meanies!

[blkbishop112]

162 billion, dang we can use that up on one bombing run. Ok maybe three runs. Let's break it down. 2 billion for Afghanistan. 60 billion for Iraq and 100 billion for Iran.

[Fatheadious]

You have the most beautiful and unique smile on youtube. Have a great day!

[SonomaDave1]

Do you ever get angry?

[Jerricho68]

You could have found frozen water in my fridge for a lot less.

[PsyogiBottoms]

God I love you Marta! You bust me up - gurl! lol

"Um,Salt! Wouldn't have vaporized - now shut UP!" Classic! Could not stop laughing. Wish you were my BFF girl, love you to bits. Keep up the awesome work. :?D

[Poker115]

Do you realize you just MOCKED the president of the United States. No respect.

Love your channel but sometimes the Excessive "Mocking" is just too much IMO.

[KlaxonCow]

How dare she mock the infallible and unquestionable King of America!

Burn the witch for her heresy against the divinely appointed King of our glorious theocracy!

Where's Torquemada when you need him?

That's what's wrong with the world today. People aren't tortured into blind obedience to their Lords and Masters anymore.

Bring back torture, I say!

Oh, wait...

[mrsnipe09]

You make the news fun :P

[Penthercy]

2nd

[anmoose]

This is big. Email your Mom immediately!

[jmirahmadi]

awesome