Life Alert Commercial

[colbjay99]

All. Senior. Citizens. Should. Eat. KFC.

[cymagen]

"I wear one too"

[cymagen]

Dr. C. Everett Koop, you are making me hungry for KFC

[CalebLaw1]

DIE!!! AYAAAYYYIKKIIKAAKAA!  Lolz XD

[FitnessFocus1959]

Wow! The second lady talking looks like she smokes 3 packs a day . I'll bet she's a Barfly

[MELO2STAT]

lol wtf, "Life Alert"

how about a cell phone?

[MrTroydninja]

Life Alert Commercial And Advertisement

I recorded a Life Alert Commercial And Advertisement

Life Alert is owned by it's copyright owners, not me.

Uploaded Pooba Jones on March 22nd, 2008.

[mooses21194]

Help I've fallen and I can't get up!

[Mushkill666]

ALL.

PEOPLE.

RECORDING.

TV.

SHOULD.

STOP.

MAKING.

VIDEOS.

[Jenae214]

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[DrOdddTurtle]

*seizures horribly*

*stops*

*presses life alert*

*continues seizures*

[Jenae214]

This Commercial Used Tewh Scare Me At Night

[MsShanaynayDawson]

@Jenae214 i know me too XD

[CutieHoney13]

So if you need someone to wipe your ass they'll do it for you?

[KadysToontownChannel]

"I've fallen and I cant get up!"

"No need to fear, Life Alert is here!"

(They arrive)

"We'll help you up, miss, just as soon as we steal all your stuff. Cya!... Okay, maybe we won't help you up."

[bmshankman]

Who the hell ups a recording of their own TV? Don't you have any standards? What's the world coming to? DON'T INSULT ME.

[poobajones]

@bmshankman Who goes out and buys a capture card just to record a commercial featuring senior citizens in it. Troll.

[chronicallybakedd]

i know someone that died from life alert because they didn't press it in time .

:14 "if you had a heart attack like i did and no one is there, life alert is there."

.. not if you don't press it in time .

[bestwaffleg]

@chronicallybakedd They died from the heart attack not life alert dumb ass.

[HankIsAwsome]

ALL I HAVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP

AND CAN YOU GET ORDER SOME KFC

[2813Jasper]

haha man i havent seen this commercial in a while.

[RoxorsUrSoxors]

Monitering center-1 guy at a computer

[ohac143]

HAHAHAH, I always laugh when I see Life Alert commercials.

[pal0oz]

you're NEVER alone.

NEVER

[barbiedoomer246]

OMG! THEY HAVE A SMOKE DETECTOR NOW!!! I HAVE TO GO BUY IT!!! sarcasim

you can live alone without ever being alone.

how creepy is that?!

[Technosaurex]

I've fallen and I can't get up!®

[desrosj]

Nice monitoring center.

[barbiedoomer246]

i like the second lady, so snoty if you had a heartattack loike i did *head juts* HA HAHAHA!!!!!!!

[blazingcolts]

I didn't realize this commercial was so funny until I read the comments on this video. Thanks for pointing out the funny shit that I completely missed :D

[ThaNotoriousRAW]

all... senior... citizens... should... have... lifealert.

[Soupwithnothing]

Help! I've fallen and can't get up!

[pieboy6000]

I've Fallen and I can't Get up!

[XShadowsOfTheNightX]

@BlackflameAbridged hahaha if you meant bong i think i saw that too. dude lmao.

But that lady sounded a little like a stuck up bitch, idk if anyone else seen that.

[sockjockid]

but the thing is .....ALL SENIOR CITIZENS DONT HAVE LIFE ALERT

P.S. MY MOM WEARS LIFE ALERT IT ACTUALLY WORKS

[r0cKsT4r7]

"The first time I fell in that bedroom, and I couldn't reach the phone." That's not even a complete sentence!!!

[wiCkedosity335]

"You can live alone, without ever being alone" they should make that a horror movie.

[BlackflameAbridged]

at 13 seconds in what is on her right? A bog? lol

[hellwind909]

LMFAO! 0:03 made me laugh so hard

[Pr3dat0r5000]

I've fallen and I can't get up! ©

[iukei21]

i've fallen and i can't get up IS COPYRIGHTED?! XDXDD

[noremac891]

all SHenior SHITizens should have life alert....lolz!

[wiCkedosity335]

LMAOOO!!

[squarepumplenumber2]

lol at 0:03

[jamar0960]

wen u had a heart attack like i did lmao lmao da best

[jamar0960]

grow up u fukkin perv

[psychomajic666]

The old chick at 0:12 looks like she might've been hot . . way back in her day.

Then we have Sharon Osbourne at 0:21.

[miamibeach1791]

I saw this commercial at the NBC News Store at Jacksonville International Airport. lol

[psychomajic666]

What kind of asshole wears a bow-tie and expects to be taken seriously? 0:34

[bonskidroses]

And a beard like that O.o

[psychomajic666]

Trying to pull off his "Kentucky Fried Colonel" look.

[psychomajic666]

That's the old bag everyone knows who starts off every sentence with:

"Well, back in my day . . "

No wonder she needs Life Alert, her kids probably stopped taking her calls years ago.

[2meanings]

0:12

She seems like she would be a bitch

[sailors08]

i know she sounds like the most bitter old lady lol

[game2heart]

Old technology. Look at how the phone operator is dressed! Imagine what would happen if you accidentally pressed it...

[simdude2u]

come on down.. your on the price is right!!!

[anamatron9]

wow! what kind of lamp just randomly combusts! i did not even see any sparkes befor the fire!

[hothotrob23]

Life alert life alert ive fallin and i cant get back up XD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vfgjhj]

All. Senior. Citizens. Should. have. Beer. Brauts.

[TheTohno]

"help i've fallen and i can't get up"® is a registered TM?

[vulkein]

My INDEPENDANCE is possible because of it?

...what the fuck

[Thisismyuserxlolwut]

I'm sorry but this is probably the funniest commercial ever xD

"help! I've fallen and can't get up!'

Bahahahahha

[Gmanspades]

hahahaha

[rocker3250]

how come in each video the life alert button makes a different sound lmfao.

[CoolBlueZR1]

All.

Senior.

Citizens.

Should.

Have.

Life Alert.

[1spoonand2forks]

I agree.

[algernonlover15]

@CoolBlueZR1 wow thats how she would have commented

[DegoFx6]

The second lady at 0:11 looks seems angry. Like she wishes her family was there for her lmao

[SwiftyMisty]

"I've fallen and I can't get up!"

That's from Family Matters...

Steve says it.

[RandomNameName]

Lol,

My gran has something like this, except all it is is something that makes A LOT of noise when it is pressed.

I guess if you have to call for help it may as well be as annoying and irritating as possible :D

[MzFootwork007]

"Help!!! I've fallen and I can't get Up"

LMAO

0:02

"all. senior. citizens. should. have. Life. Alert." LMAO

[buttmuncher100]

U CAN LIVE ALONE WITHOUT EVER BEING ALONE.....hmmm ?

[you65421]

Sounds like our government today... constantly watching everything that we do.

[musicxcraze]

poor old people lmao

[yoyeks]

All. senior. citizens should have life alert. Ha Ha Ha LoL rofl grandma was reading a script, she had a serious hed injury.

[ilovegravitation1]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha these comments make me ROFLMFAO IRL

[wango911]

old fart geezers

[m1chealmyers]

go see cyberkiwi27 llife alert commericial i think its under comercial parodys or summin

[OmgCameronWasHere]

lol these are so stupid

[Buffy667]

Dr. C. Everett Koop... what a nut.

[GordonFreeman70]

All. Senior. Citizens. Should. Have. Life. Alert. lmfao!!

[boikimvideos]

dude theres a new life alert commercial and it's funny as hell!

[dariusrussell]

this shit is funny

[videogamelovergirl12]

0:22

GOTHIC GRANDMA!!!

[Akhiloth]

God, I hate old people.

[APRDfilms]

LOL rofl copter 0.03 i hate old ppl XD

[abdclfclumpqrsttt123]

0:05 I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP (trademark) lol that was too funny.

[sunbeam345]

did you notice that the newer Life Alert commercial they blocks out something to our right of the screen of that woman in the brown?

[PeekaPeep]

Probably the No. 1 seller in China or should be with that aging population, lol...

[crazy00cat]

What if the button got stuck?? XD

LOL

[bunnygirl7251995]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh! That commercial always gets me

[callippe23]

thats hecka mean SpeedDemons1983

[DaikeiRapture]

Good God, that second lady's a bitch. xDD

Does anyone have this commercial in a higher quality? Or at least the "she was on the floor for a long time" one?

[cluclumaster]

i know right?? i like the little head bob thing she does though.

[SpeedDemons1983]

how about this..

All Senior Citizens Should Suck My Dick

[SpeedDemons1983]

i cant stand this commercial..

[TheUnpromisedOne]

All... Senior... Citizens... Should... Have... Life.. Alert.

[RandomRenegadeX]

I LOVE THIS!...SO FUNNY! XD

[vomitkings12]

Where is the Life alert commercial where the old lady, sitting beside her husband, says "Thank God For Life Alert. I Owe My Life To It." Can someone PLEASE upload that Life Alert commercial, and tell me what year it's from?

PLEASE!!!

[wootzarrest]

Every senior citizen SHOULD, HAVE, LIFE ALERT

[ywtoob]

DID YOU HAVE A HEART ATTACK LIKE I DID?

[rawrrawrreptar]

HAhahahaaha.

[IPwnOnSSBB]

Like Micheal Jackson ;_; R.I.P.

[c8a6lvin]

0:24 that's what a heart attack looks like.

[PTpredsfan]

Too soon.

[RiceSplice]

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

LIFE ALERT is there FOR YOU.

[EnjoiMyBwals]

0:02-0:05.

i remember my first beer haha

[dougpecklord]

HAHAHA

[travis7310]

The second woman is an old biddy. Look at how she shakes her head as if she's saying t hat she's the only person that Life Alert has ever helped.

[dorkypoop56]

hahahahahahah!!!!!!

me and my friend always make fun of this

its just so damn funny!!!!!

[daguruTHE]

ALL. SENIOR. CITIZENS. SHOULD. HAVE. LIFE ALERT!

HAHA its so emphasized

[Esperanza2015]

wut if u accident pushed the button

[pacboy24]

"help, i need someone to wipe my ass"

[Thelzzy]

Need one of these in L4D.

[Neoripo]

lol, in my country, with the social security they offer that thing for free, but only if you're old or with some kind of disability.

And you can press that even if you just want someone to talk to.

[dd3rd]

the slogen at the end of the ad, "help, i've fallen and i can't get up!"hahahahahhahah

[imanerd36]

Or you could just get an auto dialer that will dial 911 with no monthly service charge.

[antonio88990]

i kno right she is you can tell!!!!

[miamibeach1791]

the grandma at 0:12 is a bitch!!!

[rspwner14]

shes like imphasising that no one was there for her lmao

[Kawiia17]

She's like "Life Alert is there for me, bitch!'"

[vfgjhj]

THe grandma at the end is the real bitch.

[crazy1bmxer]

all senior citiznes should have life alert...its ideal...

[vfgjhj]

All senior Citizens should have Life Alert

[UFB85]

Couldn't they at least get some new footage? This commercial looks like it is from the cold war, lol

[TrumpetPler5]

@32 pause and look at the eye in the window Ive seem it for as long as this commercial has been on

[Socallmefrank]

"When you have a heart attack like I did...and your bastard children who don't care and never visit aren't there...Life Alert was there for me."

[RisaLovelyComplex]

HAHAH! Thats so funny!

[yizarg]

Exactly what I pictured she really wanted to say.. No wonder no one was there, she's a senile hag who hates everybody.

[ShAdOw116789]

lol jackass should of dressed up as a old lady and bought a life alert button then kept pressing it LOL

[JonathanMarrero]

Hahaha at 0:34 they show C. Everett Koop

Sacha Baron Cohen interviewed him in his show "Da Ali G show"

/watch?v=zeUtCxe-xDg

[curtisag24]

This commercial freaks me out, literally. That scary, drunken firefighter walking with an axe made me want to change to another channel, fast!

[DarkSilverYoshi]

"every. Senior. Citizen. Should. have. life. alert." XD

[lancetop]

I'm so happy to know I'm not the only one that used to get a huge kick outta this commercial! Something so subversive about it----and that gray haired old lady with the glasses seems so mean!

[ninetailedfox22]

now life alert can protect you----BULLSHIT!!!

[conkerkillers4]

i've fallen and i can't get up

[AkiichanxSorakun]

haha in math class me and my friend tell our teacher to get life alert everytime he walks by xDDDD

[kookoobananas14]

OMG ME TOO

[fuss101]

"When you have a heart attack like I did..."

LOL the way she says it makes it sound like shes bragging!

[SecondBananas]

haha that stupid old lady, she's so snobby.

Check out SecondBananas

[findingtheincredible]

"with life alert, you can live alone, without being alone."

i find that kinda creepy.

[findingtheincredible]

:12 - :17

...she seems bitter hahahaha

[emoviebuff87]

not only senior citizens, but all people. even young people have something bad happen to them.

[PennyLane298]

lmao at the caption "fell, couldn't reach for phone". its like the caption wanted us to make sure we remembered what the old lady said, even though she said it ONE SECOND AGO.

[murdaman2]

you know the funniest commercials of the year what would be funny if the host was like here is the worlds funniest commercial right here enjoy and it shows that life alert commcerial and it shows it for like 10 seconds then he says oh im sorry that isnt funny then starts to laugh quietly then show to real one and say im sorry again for that mistake afterward laughing his ass off. thats a show right there

[murdaman2]

you dont know the show called worlds funniest commercials of 2007, 2008 hosted by Kevin Nealon they show the funniest commcerials. and i said it would be funny if he said ok now is the funniest commercial of the year and they played this life alert commercial for bout 10 seconds then he stops it and says oh im sorry that isnt funny then starts to laugh. that would be funny

[ClipWatcher21]

0:33 to 0:40...

KFC Colonel

[HangoverHorse]

all sssenior ssssitizens should hav life alert

[killallianceftw]

HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!

[eraContraband]

ATTITUDE! mhm tell them sista

[THE0PTIM1ST]

forrealz. "No one was there for me" lady had some serious 'tude, lmao

[kewlgirl97]

lol

[lilphil1000]

you can live alone without ever being alone, that's why i wear one

[faybososlo]

omg...im totally going to hell

i laugh sooooo f'n hard everytime i see this!! especially the bitter lady at :12

and at the end "all....senior...citizens...sh­ould...have...life...alert..." LOL

[IHadANameButI8It]

LMFAOO DAMMNN STRATE i died wen the ladie fell and couldnt get up!!!! me and my friends laughed lik crazzzzziieeee! :P

[faybososlo]

hahahahaha i <3333 that part lmao!!!

[IHadANameButI8It]

lol me and the same group of friends were talking and somehow it turned into the movie anacondas :P so now wenever we talk about eaither its just HILARIOUS :) all thanks to senior citizens that cant get up

[faybososlo]

LOL!!! i randomly quote this in class when the teachers pissed or its to quiet...theyre like "BRING THAT HERE!"

and i'll get on the floor and say "i've fallen and i can't get up...." but other people dont think its funny besides me

[IHadANameButI8It]

we had the WHOLE CLASS saying put youtube on so we can watch the life alert commerical because we were laughing soooo hard

[faybososlo]

hahahaha i would've cried SOO hard

[IHadANameButI8It]

we did!!!!! :P

[faybososlo]

lmao!!! i played this commercial during class on my iPod....it was funny

but the real laughs came when i played the snuggie(my teacher had one on) xD

hahahaha funniest day ever

[ShortyLongstrokin]

Ha-Ha...they copyrighted "I've fallen and I can't get up."  Amazing.

[YeahDudeiRocK831]

" all senior citizens should have life alert"

that lady's pretty hott

[jack1215hm]

omj ur right haha...lol

[jimbob4260]

HELP! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP

[Lisi24601]

I love the lady at :12!