The cure for the issues that continue to plague black America: Get over your selves, it's 2012! Nobody really continues to feel sorry for group of people who have the horrible misfortune of living in the most opportunistic country in the entire world. At least nobody who has retained even the smallest measure of common sense. Black victimhood is the only thing keeping the black man "down."
Sure this is politically incorrect - but so is Chris Rock and I don't see anyone bitching about his white jokes. It's humor folks. Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor broke the mold.
Dear Sara, the indications are very strong that I will attempt re-entry tomorrow. And lest I shall not be able to write you again. I feel impelled to write a few lines, that they may fall under your eye when I am no more: It sure is fucking cold up here, yes sir. I about froze my mother fucking nuts off. Goddam, space is one cold mother fucker. Sara, my love for you is deathless. It seems to bind me to you with mighty cables that only omnipotence can break. But shit woman, it is cold as fuck up
My grandpa told me about these days. Growing up white he was not allowed to drink out of the black only faucett. He never got to shit in the blacks only bathroom. But what he said hurt him the most is he always had to sit in the front of the bus.
Some day, maybe 100 years from now, maybe 150 years, Mankind will have cities on the Moon. And those cities will have ghettos. And niggers will live in those ghettos.
And 500 years from now, Mankind will have great cities on Mars. And those cities will have ghettos. And niggers will live in those ghettos.
I first saw this years ago, when it first came out. Ever since then, "Suitcase Jefferson" has been my go-to fake name whenever I have the opportunity to give one.
@FREEUS1776 ya i know, when will people stop being people? Maybe be camels, or chinchillas, perhaps a super intellegent space monkey? But i digress, for people will always be people CAUSE THATS OUR SPECIES, HUMAN. BTW, fucking funny dude
Ironically in the photo at 2:45, George Carruthers, a black man, and the inventor of the lunar observatory seen in the photo has been photoshopped white!!
Man I wish I could have made this film with you guys. Great cast and great short. Funny, hilarious. Larry King says 'I got a hemroid right after watching this, and I still shit blood till this day'.
it has come to our attention that you exist. This is a mistake. You are currently using valuable oxygen and space that could be used for far more important things.
Please rectify this situation by killing yourself immediately. Any method will do, but we would prefer you to light yourself on fire. Ashes are easier to sweep up than a corpse.
Thank you for your attention to this matter. We assure you that you will not be missed.
Warren Fingeroot is my favorite part about this. I can't watch a documentary without thinking of this is because they actually talk like that haha.
thesilverstag 5 days ago
"Day is never finished, NASSA's got me workin', someday NASSA set me free!"
Trollercauster 1 month ago
The cure for the issues that continue to plague black America: Get over your selves, it's 2012! Nobody really continues to feel sorry for group of people who have the horrible misfortune of living in the most opportunistic country in the entire world. At least nobody who has retained even the smallest measure of common sense. Black victimhood is the only thing keeping the black man "down."
pablocoon 3 months ago 2
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pablocoon 3 months ago
Whoever made this is a genius!
Sure this is politically incorrect - but so is Chris Rock and I don't see anyone bitching about his white jokes. It's humor folks. Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor broke the mold.
Slugg0matic 3 months ago 3
Truth will set us free! Bachmann 2012.
pcreator 6 months ago
ROFLMFAO!!!!! Aww.. man i cant stop laughing hahahahaha!!!
scottishbadboytracks 6 months ago
Niggers would have stolen everything!
maxwall7755 7 months ago
Dear Sara, the indications are very strong that I will attempt re-entry tomorrow. And lest I shall not be able to write you again. I feel impelled to write a few lines, that they may fall under your eye when I am no more: It sure is fucking cold up here, yes sir. I about froze my mother fucking nuts off. Goddam, space is one cold mother fucker. Sara, my love for you is deathless. It seems to bind me to you with mighty cables that only omnipotence can break. But shit woman, it is cold as fuck up
HaruhiIzumi 9 months ago
@HaruhiIzumi here.
HaruhiIzumi 9 months ago
uhm fake video...a cadillac strapped with a rocket's engine...my african-american and african studies teacher tried to convince me this was legit
bigoss2410 9 months ago
i about froze my motherfuckin nuts off. god damn. space is one cold motherfucker.
CyclingTrivialities 10 months ago
My grandpa told me about these days. Growing up white he was not allowed to drink out of the black only faucett. He never got to shit in the blacks only bathroom. But what he said hurt him the most is he always had to sit in the front of the bus.
RagnarOdinsson 10 months ago
8 people worked for White NASA
HptmSteinhauer 10 months ago
This is fucked up LOL LOLOLOLOL
C172Pilotdude 10 months ago
I'm laughing so hard.I missed half the show ty!
BeantownJim 10 months ago
rofl
BeantownJim 10 months ago
Check out Ronald McNair punk bitchas!
polutc 10 months ago
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Some day, maybe 100 years from now, maybe 150 years, Mankind will have cities on the Moon. And those cities will have ghettos. And niggers will live in those ghettos.
And 500 years from now, Mankind will have great cities on Mars. And those cities will have ghettos. And niggers will live in those ghettos.
And 2,000 years from now....
FasterThanYou321 1 year ago
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FasterThanYou321 1 year ago
blacks, the people that can't.
PeeteyP 1 year ago
blackey, the race that can't.
PeeteyP 1 year ago
V. funny! The warren fingeroot character is hilarious
moseley101 1 year ago
fuck nassa
2011trueblood 1 year ago
@2011trueblood yessa massa
part2themovie 1 year ago
I'm ok with niggers going to into space. In fact I propose we send them to the first maned space mission to the sun.
lastwhiteman23 1 year ago
I first saw this years ago, when it first came out. Ever since then, "Suitcase Jefferson" has been my go-to fake name whenever I have the opportunity to give one.
electrojones 1 year ago
Ah yes, old but good... hilarious.
DEWESNE 1 year ago
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GreenTDave 1 year ago
Are you people ever going to get over race. My god people are people
FREEUS1776 1 year ago
@FREEUS1776 Shut up asshole.
playwithmadness0528 1 year ago 21
@playwithmadness0528
Hey man, fuck you.
Glyvxx 11 months ago
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diegomont406 1 year ago
@FREEUS1776 What do you mean; "you people"?
naty1m 1 year ago
@FREEUS1776 Shut up wigger scum.
stopglobalswarming 1 year ago
@FREEUS1776 Go join the Haitian Space program. They will suit you up, send you up to 350 *F and make space for you on their dinner table.
stopglobalswarming 1 year ago
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@FREEUS1776 Theres still people who believe there is no such thing as race?
shotty2222 11 months ago
@FREEUS1776 ya i know, when will people stop being people? Maybe be camels, or chinchillas, perhaps a super intellegent space monkey? But i digress, for people will always be people CAUSE THATS OUR SPECIES, HUMAN. BTW, fucking funny dude
Phsycotroll 6 months ago
@FREEUS1776 The real question is, when are you going to get over yourself?
hall0weenjack 1 month ago 2
Superior production values. Is there a three-minute version?
zippyman818 1 year ago
This is brilliant. Funny, clever satire, and a great parody of Ken Burns' stuff.
kseesar1 1 year ago 8
This is almost as funny as Jose Jimanez, the Reluctant Astronaut.
danschaoticmind 1 year ago
FUNNY...
ClarksonsinUSA 1 year ago
hahhahhaha
TropicalDawg 2 years ago
this is a classic
fallenzz 2 years ago
We should train all negroes to be astronauts then shoot them the fuck into outer space.
TheJomogogo 2 years ago
Oh my sides... Oh the pain... Brilliant!
andrewclunn 2 years ago
Ironically in the photo at 2:45, George Carruthers, a black man, and the inventor of the lunar observatory seen in the photo has been photoshopped white!!
SirMildredPierce 2 years ago
if that in deed your intetion or intent - ha ha ha
Xelanderthomas 2 years ago
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flamethrower0 2 years ago
didn't suitcase jefferson play in the ABA in the early 70s?
ab9957 2 years ago
hahahaha! this is amazing!!! good job guys i had a good laugh out of this
americankid218 2 years ago
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naturaltechnologies 2 years ago
ground control to major deshawn, take your chicken wings and put your best bling on......when ya gonna do one about BLACKULA? hahahahaha
ab9957 2 years ago 2
"If you was black, .......and an astronaut,........you was outa work" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
joeygarnreiter 2 years ago 4
writing home before reentry? hahahaha!!!!!
jamesscottjr 2 years ago 2
Hahahahahha!!!!!!
Backlight22 2 years ago
"Afronauts"
We beez flyin in space an' sheeit loooong befo da whiyte man. Muh preacher told me soz.
DrL3374U 2 years ago
LMFAO
millball 2 years ago
Blackstronauts
adrastea99 2 years ago
an' nassa put a coupe de ville a full 4 years before neil armstrong got there.
dale1966gto 2 years ago
Man I wish I could have made this film with you guys. Great cast and great short. Funny, hilarious. Larry King says 'I got a hemroid right after watching this, and I still shit blood till this day'.
EspadaJeno 2 years ago
The NASSA space station is called Da Crib, and their shuttle looks like a Muhdick.
stopglobalswarming 2 years ago
no, it's called "da projects" cause it's government funded. ^_^
JosephCote27 2 years ago
remember watchng this on consumption junction.glad to find it here.
mbucd 2 years ago
"Got laid that very night."
lol.
Holdenon3 2 years ago
"September 31st"
SeenThisScene 2 years ago
LMAO united states of white america!! fuck yeah!!!
vegsdraugr 2 years ago
wow, i watched this in my film theory class. SEMIOTICS!
peterathepantera 2 years ago
Me too! This was one of the better things we've seen in my class.
mankind89032 2 years ago
Funny every single time!
PRTBOY1911 3 years ago 2
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Wow! I never knew!
sufisis 3 years ago
Easily YouTube's funniest video. I bet it's a cult classic over at NASA. Ken Burns probably wet his pants from laughing so hard when he saw it, too.
Greenandscaly 3 years ago 2
it is fucken cold up here
Reesiedog 3 years ago
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great idea they should send all the niggers into space
barflewk 3 years ago
Dear Barflewk,
it has come to our attention that you exist. This is a mistake. You are currently using valuable oxygen and space that could be used for far more important things.
Please rectify this situation by killing yourself immediately. Any method will do, but we would prefer you to light yourself on fire. Ashes are easier to sweep up than a corpse.
Thank you for your attention to this matter. We assure you that you will not be missed.
Sincerely,
Everyone Else in the Whole World
pynal 2 years ago 2
but shit women its fuckin cold
sodamanlewis 3 years ago 9
"Space is one cold motherfucker." Best line evah. :lol:
zhveer 3 years ago 13
1957, 58... Did anyone else get the feeling that it was a different time?
mavaddat 3 years ago
'57.. or '58. lol.
doldromofthemerry 3 years ago
I laughed till I stopped.
kimonui 3 years ago 2
F*cking brilliant. Love the team photo.
magichoosier 3 years ago 3
"There goes loopy Louis, he's shooting up again! 'Aww shit'" Hahahaha
Nimnoms 3 years ago 2
Where can I join????
campbell2054 3 years ago
The school bus slowly orbiting earth with the voiceover of the letter home to Sarah - that is the definition of comic (or comedic, if I may) genius.
soctennis8 3 years ago 4
I never laughed so hard in a long time, it was pure comedy.
NowhereMan1966 3 years ago 2
I am not worthy of such brilliance!!
jjhtr 3 years ago 2
It sure is fucking cold up here!
HAHA
bigmark1972 3 years ago 4
the uniforms were stiched by hand lmao
JDBlessin 3 years ago
Gotta be the best comedy short film I have ever seen.
Magnificent.
SmoothBlackness 3 years ago 2
September 31st, 1966... heh.
luvender 4 years ago 2
Pure brilliance.
aijesse 4 years ago 3
modified Coupe Deville..
csason 4 years ago 3
Got laid that very night.
otterinbham 4 years ago 4
blackstronauts...
wardogn 4 years ago 2
yea i remember the old negro space program seems like yesterday, 1957, 58.
xxDemosthenesxx 4 years ago
peter stinky pete carver got fire in a church parking lot. lmfao ROFL im gonna make that my xbox live gamer tag
xxDemosthenesxx 4 years ago 2
Dr. Warren Fingerroot is perfect...He just nails the boneheaded academic so well, it's eerie.
otterinbham 4 years ago 2
but shit shit woman, it is cold as fuck up here
properofatum 4 years ago 3
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come on now a bus ship, you are real funny.
meet me outside!@#$%&*
dinah66 4 years ago
LOL kick ass :)
IvanSorath 4 years ago
Glad you all liked it. i laughed till it hurt.
playwithmadness0528 5 years ago 6
"if that is indeed your intention, or intent"
awesome.
Spooly 5 years ago
this is one of the best things i have ever seen on youtube. should be featured.
Spooly 5 years ago
hillarious
bimmerboy530 5 years ago
ROFL
markpneyer 5 years ago