2 guys were hunting in the woods and they needed to take a shit so the went by a bush and took a shit and a bear came close and 1 said are u scared? the other said no ... then why are u wiping my ass?
In my opinion, the joke is great, but it ain't the best.. BUT! It's told by eddie murphy, in the way only he can pull off, and you don't sit there with a serious face when he's done. Just his attitude and charisma says it all. No one else in the world's got it. He truely is/was the greatest standup comedian of all time.
@fliberty its a play on words, do u have problems with shit sticking to your fur is tranlated to do u mind when that happens? the rabbit says no because he doesnt care that it happens, so the bear picks him up and wipes his ass with him
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My Dad always told a version of this. The bear turns to the rabbit and says ' What's brown and hops?', the rabbit replies, 'I don't know, what?'. The bear grabs the rabbit...
2 guys were hunting in the woods and they needed to take a shit so the went by a bush and took a shit and a bear came close and 1 said are u scared? the other said no ... then why are u wiping my ass?
lilzoe10001 8 months ago
Heh, im rabbit.
eneisback9 8 months ago
FUNNY
200damary 8 months ago
@twily2here you dumb shit face, he dint understand the joke i cleared it up for him, learn to read before getting in a useless rage dumb shit
Nintendoboy888 11 months ago
and i just love his -_- face while telling the joke, like its nothing
MJsGuardAngel 1 year ago 5
Brilliant, Eddie is a legend, Its funny as hell. MissChels1, sorry if you dont get it, when your older you will laugh at it.
1979mattant 1 year ago
he messed up this jokee? its supposed to be so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit and said now you do smh
MissChels1 1 year ago
@MissChels1 juste WTF speak english
Bear taking a crap next to a rabit.
Bear: do you have problems with sh!t stucking into ur fur.
Rabbit: no
So the bear whipes his ass with the rabbit
Nintendoboy888 1 year ago
my gf likes to lick my ass clean after I shit, much better than tp
InnerSmile72 1 year ago
@InnerSmile72 Dude that's fucking nasty.
rextuner03 1 year ago
In my opinion, the joke is great, but it ain't the best.. BUT! It's told by eddie murphy, in the way only he can pull off, and you don't sit there with a serious face when he's done. Just his attitude and charisma says it all. No one else in the world's got it. He truely is/was the greatest standup comedian of all time.
starionpatrol 1 year ago 3
How is this funny? It makes no sense. If shit doesn't stick to the rabbits fur then it's not going to make for a very good ass wiper is it?
fliberty 1 year ago
@fliberty its a play on words, do u have problems with shit sticking to your fur is tranlated to do u mind when that happens? the rabbit says no because he doesnt care that it happens, so the bear picks him up and wipes his ass with him
fuckallhumanity 1 year ago
@fuckallhumanity oh fuck. I'm retarded. Ok that makes sense. Haha.
fliberty 1 year ago
@fliberty idiot.. it means the rabbit doesnt have any problems with shit sticking to his fur even if it does.. what r u 10 yrs old?
realguitarshredder 1 year ago
instant. classic.
No7oriouSx 1 year ago
I was drinking juice, and when he said the last part i spat my juice all over the computer
LOL
lrkd9997 2 years ago 5
Best joke ever
digitalartist250 2 years ago 6
of course it's old?? This is from 83!?
larskk101 2 years ago 5
i remember seeing this back in 82 or 83 and i had the album..i didn't remeber this joke...but damn it made me drop my cigar just now...LOL!!!
paul3fun 2 years ago
old but funny
selawiksmokey 2 years ago
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A SHIT !
bambamh20 2 years ago
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eddie murphy likes to spend his times with trannies. is that funny?
yes, it is. i no longer respect this homosexual man though
theBucketofTruth 2 years ago
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My Dad always told a version of this. The bear turns to the rabbit and says ' What's brown and hops?', the rabbit replies, 'I don't know, what?'. The bear grabs the rabbit...
Bobiloco 2 years ago
rofl
andreisloved 2 years ago 3
hahaha!! eddie ur great!!
drYanni92 3 years ago 26