not woman mind dude.. american woman mind.. my ex-gf`s some of it was american and i can tell there are damn hard to us guys.. i am not be used it.. coz i am from an other land.. just can say.. guys stay strong
Dick's a fucking homo. If he's so smart, he would know his mother's a woman. Without her, he would be here BREATHING!! I'm pretty sure there was some fucked up shit going on in his childhood, or either getting rejected by women. All of this defensive bullshit he's talking about is out of fear ... He's actually afraid of feeling rejected by a women. He's just too blind to see it.
@ethionel It's literally the only argument they can ever come up with. Try being original for once. Then again, that might be too much for their little brains to handle.
@dannigurl06 Well he's referring to the minds of women, that is the ability of a woman to create something from her own imagination and logical execution, not the ability of her vagina to create things which require no effort of her mental capacities. Still a woman's reproductive capabilities are void without a man so her vagina by itself doesn't really do much for the world, so in the end without men women can't do a damn thing. Dick is right fuck and chuck em'.
@ATENakaATON This is not just about him talking about men are superior sexes. He needs to respect himself. That's the perfect name for him too. DICK. This is pathetic!
@dannigurl06 Nah Dick is right and respecting himself by not getting mentally attached to women, fuck em and chuck em. Nearly all women have banged men they didn't love and/or cheated on the ones they did love, so there's not really much point in getting married to one. Marrying a woman is like paying for air, it's retarded, just breathe its free. Hell you don't even need to marry a woman if you want children, that's how little a woman is needed in a mans life in this day and age.
@ATENakaATON Well ... If you don't feel mentally attached to women or superior in that matter ... Then be a homo! Women can say the same thing about guys! Doesn't make it right .. That shows to prove freedom of speech can be overrated. It has to be something behind the superiority. As for you to say "fuck em and chuck em" ... Grow up.
@dannigurl06 Welcome to the real world, I love the female body, but that's about it, so fuck em and chuck em. As for Homo's I feel like they are really lucky, and getting off too easy, they get their rox off and don't have to deal with some cunt who won't stfu up afterwords, if I could be homo, I would be, but I just love that female vag, tits, and arse a little too much, pussy addiction, it's a curse. Women just hate homo's because they know without sex no man would need them.
@dannigurl06 Wow! That's is a brilliant hypothesis for a woman! Unfortunately it's pure crap! YOU are the one who knows he speaks the truth but are two absorbed in watching Oprah and reading you idiotic books of "female empowerment" all the while eating a tub of ice cream, to stop and look at his arguments objectively. You also drag gay people into this, tsk tsk. On another note, this is a program for men only and he has made that clear many, many times so get back in the kitchen!
I am everything you are not. HAPPY. EUPHORIC, healthy and upbeat.
You sound like miserable men with or without women.
You don't sound happy or comfortable in your own skin. I am so fun. I draw and sculp too. I need my space. Men want too much attention for themselves.
If they want porn, let them do it without me. I am happy alone.
Have to agree with alot of what Dick says (props for having the balls to stand-up and say what the rest of us can't!), but I think his problem is that he doesn't understand women too well, so he bashes on them to vent in frustration. Dick already knows women are complex, emotional creatures. But he also knows that as the strong, masculine men that we are it's our job to learn about their thinking patterns so we can make connections while still being the leader. He just needs to study that more.
This man is so full of win and lulz that the brains of feminazis and pussy whipped faggots melt to the point where they can't make coherent, empirical points why he is so wrong in the first place.
@Rainbowreptile123 Even though that I complete disagree with him by lifestyle choices(don't agree with him on the sexual activity stuff), I absolutely agree with his philosophy regarding the man's place in the equation(or inequation). I do believe that a woman can be competent enough to be rendered as a dynamic equal to a man but those women are few and far in between. Deborah the Judge from the Old Testament Scripture is a good example.
Look, I would defenitely be fine with this guy if he wasn't so condescending "book stores are like daycare centers for women" now really. Obviously women aren't children, they're not idiots either, you couldn't just drop them at a "daycare center" whenever you had the urge to do whatever you want for a few hours. It's great that he doesn't sugarcoat some shit girls do, but he should not be putting them down as a gender based on individuals and all the guys that complain because they can't work o
These guys that call in and call him gay and a fag must be gay themselves or pussy whipped, or just really stupid, I mean Dick is trying to help guys out, so is Tom Leykis and Marc Rudov
I make 5 times my husband's yearly salary...I also do all the cooking, shopping, cleaning, a majority of the vehicle maintanence and home repairs, I manage our budget and pay all the bills. So yeah...I guess I am far inferior simply because I am female. I also provide all of our health insurance and retirement, volunteer, and am caretaker for most of my family and friends. I love with my heart. I go to strip clubs with hubby; encourage him to go out with his friends. Please stop labeling!
I first met dick as one of the first 10 or less guys to join his forum years ago. He loved my style of crucifying feminists, and I....just....love him period...lol!
You're the best Dick, my wife even likes you because she knows what you're doing is 10000% right.
I first met dick as one of the first 10 or less guys to join his forum years ago. He loved my style of crucifying feminists, and I....just....love him period...lol!
You're the best Dick, my wife even likes you because she knows what you're doing is 10000% right.
@PhantomZeno Dude, this guy is amazing. When I first saw his youtube video from searching "why women sucks," I was blown away by the amount of genuine rants from him. I just had to research his name and watch all of his videos so I can be even more informed on why women sucks.
The last bit that basically exclaimed, "Mo-fuckaaaaaaaaaaa (times infinite)" is so dumb, but at the same time, it emphasizes the thought process of women when they're angry, if not at all times.
Notice the guys who call get no retort from Dick. For lowering themselves to the level of women they've disgraced all men are clearly worth even less than women who they could (if they had any sense) be better than.
Find a pair guys and get out of the vagina sand trap.
Amongst all the trolling he might be doing he does have a point. Think about it. A woman can might be able to do something as an expert at the top of her field but theres always going to be a man that does it better. I cant think of one thing a woman can do better than a man except being a woman ie. (bearing children, being a mother, a sexual partner etc).
huMAN. woMAN. Men are the foundations of life. Fuck those that say "you can't have men without women" you can't have woMEN without MEN. Keep up the good work Dick.
i hate women..sluts sluts fucking cunts sluts..they shouldnt have mouths or eyes..just a vagina a womb and hands and enough brain space to know how to clean and cook
I pity you, Dick. And mixed with my pity is a kind of amusement. Lets say youre actually right, that men are better than women So what?
Youre only human, as is everyone else, male or female. Sooner or later, youll end up in the ground, silent and with nothing more than your coffin to keep you company. What will you have accomplished or changed?
NOTHING. You're just a waste of space trying to use controversy to muscle his way into the public eye.
Way to generalize. I don't think I'm superior to anyone just because I'm female; and the only thing Dick is out to "prove" is that there is a male equivalent to the rabid nazi-feminists he seems to think all women are or have become.
Think about that for a second: He IS the very thing he seems to be railing against, except with a Y chromosome and a fairly amusing mustache.
Then what was the point in your typing this? What's the point in life? By your logic, there's no point in making anything of yourself, so save your time and kill yourself now. Go do it. Let's see if you can adhere to your own morbid philosophies.
Wow, really? THAT'S what you got out of my comment? Oh well, serves me right for trying to wise up the kind of people who actually support nutcases like this Masterson fellow. No, I don't think I'll be dining on suicide, but thanx 4 the laugh anyway
I enjoyed the Great Gatsby very much, and also The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. It's ironic that the demise of Gatsby is caused by a woman and that Huck Finn portrays women as being ignorant. Dick Masterson is no visionary, since his views have been discussed for as far back as human history goes. It's quite tragic that the human race is still as barbaric as it was when dinosaurs walked the Earth. Why are humans destined to destroy themselves?
Have you noticed that the guys that make idiotic comments about Dick being stupid act stupid themselves? Like that "Ball suckaaaaaa." kid, or the guy who goes deep into a gay porn description.
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The guy near the end of the video who says "I bet you never even saw a vagina" was so right. Dick Masterson is gay. When asked if he is gay, he does not answer. He avoids it and talks about something else. So obviously he likes to take it up the ass, but I bet he never even got that far because he is in such denial.
Thinking women are incompetent whores does not make someone gay; it makes them intelligent and shows that they are not a tool. How many times do you think he gets asked if he was gay? As a guess I'm going to say enough for him to ignore the inane comment. Avoiding the subject of him being gay makes him as gay as I am addicted to meth amphetamines if someone accused me of it and i ignored it.
"Thinking women are incompetent whores does not make someone gay; it makes them intelligent"
Wow, you're an ignorant retard. Another woman hating man lover. If you truly liked women, you'd have nicer things to say. But you don't so you must be gay. Or at least confused.
Reinforcing that men are better than women again, good job at proving my point and Mr. Masterson's. You know you're right but you cannot prove it through logic. Sounds like the catholic church. When did i state that I hate all or any women? Or that I love men? Great, another woman with overblown feelings.
Again that's not what I said, as a woman I wouldn't expect you to put any thought into this so I should have worded it better. The only reason why women are alive is because the human race needs to sexually reproduce. Although I like pussy, there are a few redeeming qualities about my girlfriend, namely that she isn't quite as big of an obnoxious bitch as you.
Seems funny to me that apparently I'm a horrible boyfriend but she has been with me for over five years without complaint.
Trust me, I am not a bitch. You just sound as if you hate women and only want sex from your girlfriend. I mean, you don't like anything about her other than sex?? I just don't understand that. The guy I'm with loves me for sex, but he also loves me for plenty of other things as well. If you were to talk to him he'd tell you straight up that he loves me for more than just plain sex.
Where has trusting a woman ever gotten a man? Burned at the stake is where. I like women, some more than others. Again i did say that she had redeeming qualities that I like so you have no argument here. As a man, my stories are more important than yours because they have a point; nobody cares why or if your boyfriend loves you unless they are a woman so save the emotional bullshit for some broad who cares.
Also, talking to a tool would not prove any point to me.
I said what I said because you ASSUMED my boyfriend only wants to get into my pants. This is quite a silly conclusion. Which one of us knows him? You obviously do not know him, but I have known him for about 3 years now. Therefore, I know what he wants and doesn't want.
Women never know what is going on in a man's head, yet you are miraculously the first to know?
All men know what other men want, if that thing is not on the list of things that men want then men do not know it. If your boyfriend is indeed a man and wants man things then i know. If he does not want man things then he is not much of a man.
I know what is going through his head a good percentage of the time: sex, fantasies, different positions... that's natural. But that does not mean he doesn't enjoy talking with me on the phone. In fact, I am talking to him in 20 minutes because he WANTS to. He ENJOYS talking to me, even if he's playing his games.
Although a good percentage of his time is thinking about sex the rest of the time he is aspiring to greatness, something women do not think about. Men are better than women at listening and reading. I've already replied about your boyfriend "enjoying" talking to you.
If men are better at listening and reading, explain why so many of the guy's back when I was in high school were too lazy to read, often turned in their work late, and listened to their IPod rather than the teacher?
Because as Dick states, reading is womanly. Men aren't too lazy to read, we have better shit to do. Men already know what we need to know from the day we are born, teachers are for women.
You just said "men are better at reading and listening."
How is that if they are too lazy to even read? That makes no sense.
Also, these guys had nothing better to do other than go home and play rock band or do illegal drugs, rather than get good grades so they can get into a good college and actually do something with their lives.
Being better at reading does not mean that you have to read when you are told to. You may be less intelligent than the average woman if you cannot even figure that out.
Those guys playing rockband and doing illegal drugs will still have more of an impact on society than you will being a woman.
I read when told to and when not told to, smartass. Why? Because I do well in school so I can become something later on. Failing will not get one through college.
So illegal drugs will have a bigger impact on society? lmao XD
Nobody cares why you do anything and anyone important, men, already know why but we do not give a damn. I have never read one book in highschool that I was told to read for class, nor did I read summaries on the internet about the book, and I still passed and got into college. Men do not need teachers.
The [than myself] is an insert, usually used in journalism, used to put a sentence into context. You were saying that you would make an impact and you aren't doing it now while you are in college so therefore it is likely that you meant when you achieved your goal of becoming a dental hygienist. Therefore you were implying that you would have an impact being a dental hygienist.
You also went along with my argument for a few posts which helps to solidify my point.
No, you were putting words in my mouth with your insert. I know what an insert is. I'm not a retard.
I never said I would make an impact. You are assuming I was. What I did say was that I want to succeed so I can support myself, and therefore not rely on a man for money.
So then what else would make an impact on society than yourself that we were talking about? Nothing because we were only talking about you and the drugs.
You are the one who mentioned the whole "impact" thing, not me. Neither one makes an impact on society. But if drugs do, it's usually bad. Why? Because people act like morons when on too much drugs.
"So illegal drugs will have a bigger impact on society?" "A bad impact. " "Drugs have a bad impact. " Gotta love hypocrisy. You continued it therefore you a part of the conversation about it. I love how you are trying to cover your ass as if you had no part of it at all. You are just proving the point that women are liars and try to get away with as much bullshit/bullshitting as they can.
not woman mind dude.. american woman mind.. my ex-gf`s some of it was american and i can tell there are damn hard to us guys.. i am not be used it.. coz i am from an other land.. just can say.. guys stay strong
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Dick's a fucking homo. If he's so smart, he would know his mother's a woman. Without her, he would be here BREATHING!! I'm pretty sure there was some fucked up shit going on in his childhood, or either getting rejected by women. All of this defensive bullshit he's talking about is out of fear ... He's actually afraid of feeling rejected by a women. He's just too blind to see it.
dannigurl06 2 months ago
@dannigurl06 oh god
ethionel 2 months ago
@ethionel It's literally the only argument they can ever come up with. Try being original for once. Then again, that might be too much for their little brains to handle.
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@dannigurl06 Well he's referring to the minds of women, that is the ability of a woman to create something from her own imagination and logical execution, not the ability of her vagina to create things which require no effort of her mental capacities. Still a woman's reproductive capabilities are void without a man so her vagina by itself doesn't really do much for the world, so in the end without men women can't do a damn thing. Dick is right fuck and chuck em'.
ATENakaATON 2 months ago
@ATENakaATON This is not just about him talking about men are superior sexes. He needs to respect himself. That's the perfect name for him too. DICK. This is pathetic!
dannigurl06 2 months ago
@dannigurl06 Nah Dick is right and respecting himself by not getting mentally attached to women, fuck em and chuck em. Nearly all women have banged men they didn't love and/or cheated on the ones they did love, so there's not really much point in getting married to one. Marrying a woman is like paying for air, it's retarded, just breathe its free. Hell you don't even need to marry a woman if you want children, that's how little a woman is needed in a mans life in this day and age.
ATENakaATON 2 months ago
@ATENakaATON Well ... If you don't feel mentally attached to women or superior in that matter ... Then be a homo! Women can say the same thing about guys! Doesn't make it right .. That shows to prove freedom of speech can be overrated. It has to be something behind the superiority. As for you to say "fuck em and chuck em" ... Grow up.
dannigurl06 2 months ago
@dannigurl06 Welcome to the real world, I love the female body, but that's about it, so fuck em and chuck em. As for Homo's I feel like they are really lucky, and getting off too easy, they get their rox off and don't have to deal with some cunt who won't stfu up afterwords, if I could be homo, I would be, but I just love that female vag, tits, and arse a little too much, pussy addiction, it's a curse. Women just hate homo's because they know without sex no man would need them.
ATENakaATON 2 months ago
@dannigurl06 Wow! That's is a brilliant hypothesis for a woman! Unfortunately it's pure crap! YOU are the one who knows he speaks the truth but are two absorbed in watching Oprah and reading you idiotic books of "female empowerment" all the while eating a tub of ice cream, to stop and look at his arguments objectively. You also drag gay people into this, tsk tsk. On another note, this is a program for men only and he has made that clear many, many times so get back in the kitchen!
MrOtakuman22 1 month ago
@MrOtakuman22 Wow ... Is that the best you got? Why don't you go get a life. In fact .. Kill yourself. :)
dannigurl06 1 month ago
4:19 What the fuck's up with all the homophobia?!
Get shot, you fucking sex traitor.
JanK10000 2 months ago
This is why prostitution is in HIGH DEMAND !
kokocipher 3 months ago
The answer to the first question:
Because you're giving ATTENTION to someone/something else.
-the female brain does not compute-
JanK10000 3 months ago
I am everything you are not. HAPPY. EUPHORIC, healthy and upbeat.
You sound like miserable men with or without women.
You don't sound happy or comfortable in your own skin. I am so fun. I draw and sculp too. I need my space. Men want too much attention for themselves.
If they want porn, let them do it without me. I am happy alone.
peoniesfleur 3 months ago
Dude at 4:18 really wants some Dick.
sillygoose544 3 months ago
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sillygoose544 3 months ago
Wait, people enjoy vaginas?
AtomicShroomx 3 months ago
just like TOM LEYKIS, dick masterson is man's best friend.
sasquatch13ja 4 months ago 2
i wanna know alot about his mother ,she must be the main reason of his hatress to women
creativityQ 6 months ago
Just a question- What do you think of your mother?
LuckyIzzy659 6 months ago
Have to agree with alot of what Dick says (props for having the balls to stand-up and say what the rest of us can't!), but I think his problem is that he doesn't understand women too well, so he bashes on them to vent in frustration. Dick already knows women are complex, emotional creatures. But he also knows that as the strong, masculine men that we are it's our job to learn about their thinking patterns so we can make connections while still being the leader. He just needs to study that more.
krayzeejojo 6 months ago
The men speaking on behalf of their slave masters were pathetic. The women gave an even worse account of themselves.
ncawadias 6 months ago
Don't listen to them Dick you're the awesomest thing ever.
chailizard 6 months ago
The guys who are insulting him are fucking mangina's...
TheNamezor 6 months ago 6
This man is so full of win and lulz that the brains of feminazis and pussy whipped faggots melt to the point where they can't make coherent, empirical points why he is so wrong in the first place.
Rainbowreptile123 6 months ago
@Rainbowreptile123 Even though that I complete disagree with him by lifestyle choices(don't agree with him on the sexual activity stuff), I absolutely agree with his philosophy regarding the man's place in the equation(or inequation). I do believe that a woman can be competent enough to be rendered as a dynamic equal to a man but those women are few and far in between. Deborah the Judge from the Old Testament Scripture is a good example.
Agent1W 5 months ago
Is the first message from the one that do the voice in freemans mind?
Kocken926 6 months ago
That guy who seems to hate Dick isn't even defending woman.
It seems more like he thought he found an opportunity to make noise out of his vile mouth, to show how homophobic he is!
hollowillow1 8 months ago
my future job is trolling lol dick is my insparation.
Xxemmanuelx 9 months ago
@Xxemmanuelx As a senior troll, I would like to commend you.
You make me so proud :*)
crazybbob 8 months ago in playlist Dick Masterson
LOL, I kinda find this funny.
justmeduhfull 9 months ago in playlist Dick Masterson
DAMN, I wish I could this many lulz from anime-tards and vegans.
Feminists are some of the biggest lulcows in history.
RuroKens 10 months ago
so many trani's pretendind to be men
lumina90e 10 months ago
ut issues with their girlfriends or wives.
Izlandzadi14 10 months ago
Look, I would defenitely be fine with this guy if he wasn't so condescending "book stores are like daycare centers for women" now really. Obviously women aren't children, they're not idiots either, you couldn't just drop them at a "daycare center" whenever you had the urge to do whatever you want for a few hours. It's great that he doesn't sugarcoat some shit girls do, but he should not be putting them down as a gender based on individuals and all the guys that complain because they can't work o
Izlandzadi14 10 months ago
that chick pretending to be a dude is lulzy.
airfoemoe 10 months ago
ive got to get this book
FlCl3000 11 months ago
I disagree on the book part... Cannery Row is a manly book about guys meeting up.
KingoffKentucky 11 months ago
Dick Masterson = God
arod2211 11 months ago
the first caller kinda sounded like a chick trying to sound like a guy lol
blacknwhite543 11 months ago
lmfao@mens books... where?
firefwi 1 year ago
God this guy is so great... he should get his own show and his own country and his own yacht and he should be Rich.
He be trollin so good.
yakomuto 1 year ago
We farm animals for food.
We should farm women for sex.
atsusamuno 1 year ago
@atsusamuno but we do farm them for sex.
look at porn industry today.
concussedcarneous 11 months ago
These guys that call in and call him gay and a fag must be gay themselves or pussy whipped, or just really stupid, I mean Dick is trying to help guys out, so is Tom Leykis and Marc Rudov
MrMothertrucker91 1 year ago
I make 5 times my husband's yearly salary...I also do all the cooking, shopping, cleaning, a majority of the vehicle maintanence and home repairs, I manage our budget and pay all the bills. So yeah...I guess I am far inferior simply because I am female. I also provide all of our health insurance and retirement, volunteer, and am caretaker for most of my family and friends. I love with my heart. I go to strip clubs with hubby; encourage him to go out with his friends. Please stop labeling!
HippyWitchGal 1 year ago
haha my kinect brought up the voice command pane when he said xbox. Dicks awesome.
Jugganaut5826 1 year ago
I first met dick as one of the first 10 or less guys to join his forum years ago. He loved my style of crucifying feminists, and I....just....love him period...lol!
You're the best Dick, my wife even likes you because she knows what you're doing is 10000% right.
luckyvet 1 year ago
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I first met dick as one of the first 10 or less guys to join his forum years ago. He loved my style of crucifying feminists, and I....just....love him period...lol!
You're the best Dick, my wife even likes you because she knows what you're doing is 10000% right.
luckyvet 1 year ago
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cplusplusish 1 year ago
That first guy (the sculptor) sounds so much like Peter Griffin. lmao
Dick is the man
mindvibe 1 year ago 4
Great comedy Dick.
You know, if this was a woman calling out men like this, these videos wouldn't be taken down from Youtube.
Feralbreed 1 year ago
Hahahaha
DaceFalar7 1 year ago
Dick I realy respect you for waking up the public!
deathskunk3 1 year ago 2
Dick, ur my hero :P
WHIREAS 1 year ago
Worlds Greatest Troll. So many people hate him, yet it provides laughs for the rest of us.
riot848 1 year ago
lol. That fucking "guy" at the end.
thankyoupourlavideo 1 year ago 2
"Hey, Dick! I'm a guy... wanna' go out? Tehehehehe."
dystopianlover 1 year ago
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always leave it to a woman to throw arrogant insults that are not relevant to the conversation when they know they are full of fail.
book stores are like day cares for women lmfao
riot848 1 year ago
I just realized I'm much more interesting than the women I'm trying to attract.
Aspartamebraintumor 1 year ago 5
I like how the people at the end half don't even have to have commentary to look stupid.
FarplaneWind 1 year ago 3
I NEED HIS BOOK! o_o
Concord360 1 year ago 2
All the people talking trash sound like your average xbox live lobby.
5fifthwheel5 1 year ago 5
@5fifthwheel5 XD!!
illuminous09 1 year ago
I think this dude has completely figured out the female mind.
Hats fucking off to him.
PhantomZeno 1 year ago 20
@PhantomZeno Dude, this guy is amazing. When I first saw his youtube video from searching "why women sucks," I was blown away by the amount of genuine rants from him. I just had to research his name and watch all of his videos so I can be even more informed on why women sucks.
kokocipher 3 months ago
"have a nice day :)" - party voice lol
kokocipher 3 months ago
The first non-commented on message is obliviously a girl trying to sound like a man
Bomburitto 1 year ago 3
"this message probably got you off" Is it just me or does it sound like that guy was masturbating while talking? rofl.
faeryshivers 1 year ago 5
Sadly, I bet that these guys wives caught them on the website and they had to pretend to hated it so they wouldn't get screamed at.
n0s1r 1 year ago 14
@n0s1r Or you know, it could just be a bunch of trolled 4channers as they all sound like virgin 16 year olds or women.
xXLeDrewXx 1 month ago
The last bit that basically exclaimed, "Mo-fuckaaaaaaaaaaa (times infinite)" is so dumb, but at the same time, it emphasizes the thought process of women when they're angry, if not at all times.
UnclePeanutButter 1 year ago
Notice the guys who call get no retort from Dick. For lowering themselves to the level of women they've disgraced all men are clearly worth even less than women who they could (if they had any sense) be better than.
Find a pair guys and get out of the vagina sand trap.
Casanuda 1 year ago
Amongst all the trolling he might be doing he does have a point. Think about it. A woman can might be able to do something as an expert at the top of her field but theres always going to be a man that does it better. I cant think of one thing a woman can do better than a man except being a woman ie. (bearing children, being a mother, a sexual partner etc).
skeetskeet55 1 year ago
Dick you are a god amongst us, but nicholas cage sucks balls
evilmamaluigi 1 year ago 2
lol, the guys talking shit are just trying to troll (and failing).
elk832 1 year ago
that piano is sounds is so soothing
southsydney 1 year ago
i know you think this is extreme but she slapped me cos i was rude to her in front of people so i gave a KISS a FUCKING IRISH KISS
and laughed about that shit with my bros for weeks
PEICE UP at my age 18 that is HOW IT SHOULD BE DONE plenty more where that fucking came from
gnomesayin !
lynched101 1 year ago
its fine reading fiction books where their is romance (but its not the main subject by a FUCKING LONG SHOT)
but BEAR IN MIND ... BEAR WELL
that the "women in these books" are nothing like real women but are the fictional fantasy creations of men MOLDING THEM into how they want
so its ok as its not giving up a part of your soul or becoming a less than human sack of shit with no willpower soul or drive
giving into a fucking nagging bitch
GUESS what i punched my GIrlfriend and JOKES about it
lynched101 1 year ago
as a man i am EQUAL to women, not superior. That said, dick is still an awesome irl troll!
OnCall101Villa 1 year ago
@OnCall101Villa You are equal to women? That means you are inferior to the rest of us.
GhettoNerd88 1 year ago
dick you are the man! you rock! don't let anyone beat you down!
stmo174 1 year ago
some of these guys sound like bitches
PANZYUTUBEIS 1 year ago
Understatement of the century ya'll.
6:31
MechaGearValley 2 years ago
Lol @ the guy in the end. Little butt hurt over realizing the truth.
RemBot2000 2 years ago
huMAN. woMAN. Men are the foundations of life. Fuck those that say "you can't have men without women" you can't have woMEN without MEN. Keep up the good work Dick.
Lulzachoo 2 years ago 3
So these people think it's better to hate gay people than women? thats stupid
NugLoc 2 years ago
i hate women..sluts sluts fucking cunts sluts..they shouldnt have mouths or eyes..just a vagina a womb and hands and enough brain space to know how to clean and cook
edd027 2 years ago
and tits
NugLoc 2 years ago 4
I'll bet all those men hating at the end had their girlfriends in the room & were hoping it would get them laid.
DasherX 2 years ago 4
" read a book...read a book that ahhh doesn´t have any pastel colors on the front" hehehehehohohohho
dibba82 2 years ago
"Sailor guy porn"? WTF I find that offensive because I am in the military. The guy who said that is a commie and a traitor.
Drillmaster3k 2 years ago
It is so funny to hear women call in and say, "Yeah, I'm totally a man and I think you're stupid and gay, so there." Who the hell are they kidding?
bambadep 2 years ago 4
Women suck at sarcasm.
SaintInsanity02 2 years ago
Have these assholes not heard of Caller ID?
You're awesome, Dick. Simply awesome.
DestroyerRa 2 years ago
this man is a legend
Ingicco 2 years ago
You're my hero dick
SheWantsReven 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I pity you, Dick. And mixed with my pity is a kind of amusement. Lets say youre actually right, that men are better than women So what?
Youre only human, as is everyone else, male or female. Sooner or later, youll end up in the ground, silent and with nothing more than your coffin to keep you company. What will you have accomplished or changed?
NOTHING. You're just a waste of space trying to use controversy to muscle his way into the public eye.
Tick tock, Dick. Tick tock.
EmpressJudge13 2 years ago
the thing is that women think they are superior than men. Dick is just trying to prove to people like you that they actually are not.
redballyou 2 years ago 2
Way to generalize. I don't think I'm superior to anyone just because I'm female; and the only thing Dick is out to "prove" is that there is a male equivalent to the rabid nazi-feminists he seems to think all women are or have become.
Think about that for a second: He IS the very thing he seems to be railing against, except with a Y chromosome and a fairly amusing mustache.
EmpressJudge13 2 years ago
No, its a joke. he's a super chauvanist created for the purpose of being hillarious.
People take it seriously, which is the point.
joshcarr777 2 years ago 2
Then what was the point in your typing this? What's the point in life? By your logic, there's no point in making anything of yourself, so save your time and kill yourself now. Go do it. Let's see if you can adhere to your own morbid philosophies.
BroccoliDog 2 years ago
Wow, really? THAT'S what you got out of my comment? Oh well, serves me right for trying to wise up the kind of people who actually support nutcases like this Masterson fellow. No, I don't think I'll be dining on suicide, but thanx 4 the laugh anyway
EmpressJudge13 2 years ago
I do not understand why women feel need to prove just how much you overestimated them when you called them stupid.
hpufo 2 years ago 3
The only problem is that the modern man has become a woman in their brain.
Men are better at women at being women too. There are some really weak men around who are scared of everything and can't get anything done.
Everyone who argues with him just proves they are more stupid.
I challenge you to make a scientific paper proving all men as being superior to all women.
soccom8341576 2 years ago
why would you argue with this man?
darthmongoose2 2 years ago 4
Now who's more spineless, the guy who calls in anonymously, and talks trash, or the guy with the balls to say what's on his mind?
MarcusKiner 2 years ago 80
right on.. well said
superjokerxxzz 1 year ago
@MarcusKiner Both.
justmeduhfull 9 months ago in playlist Dick Masterson
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DIJV79 2 years ago
2:10 Bookstores are like daycare centers for women.
True!
pshinspections 2 years ago 7
Why are guys hating on Dick? Are they in denial or something? Are they gay? Or just dumb? I don't get it.
Michaelfender 2 years ago 5
hahah so true brother fuck what the fuck is wrong with women you rule dick
GTAR13853211 2 years ago 47
I bet you've never even seen a vagina!
what the crap hahaha
sonic13 2 years ago
Book stores: Day care centers for women. LOL. So awesome.
AliasThatIsFake 2 years ago 4
all the guys at the end of this video giving out to dick, i bet their stupid girlfriends made them call.
horgandavid 2 years ago 10
hahahahahaha LMAO! :DDD
verycrazyghoul 2 years ago
I enjoyed the Great Gatsby very much, and also The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. It's ironic that the demise of Gatsby is caused by a woman and that Huck Finn portrays women as being ignorant. Dick Masterson is no visionary, since his views have been discussed for as far back as human history goes. It's quite tragic that the human race is still as barbaric as it was when dinosaurs walked the Earth. Why are humans destined to destroy themselves?
neodean223 2 years ago
The human race wasn't around when dinosaurs walked the Earth.
einherjerelite 2 years ago
Because Hitler lost world war 2
AntiCominternPakt 2 years ago
Have you noticed that the guys that make idiotic comments about Dick being stupid act stupid themselves? Like that "Ball suckaaaaaa." kid, or the guy who goes deep into a gay porn description.
LordOmnipotent 2 years ago
I love the guy who called him an "ass clown". Dude, your a fucking riot.
cynjim88 2 years ago
the guys who are insulting him are gay and the person who said they were a man is a woman this guy is the right nut of god
soultaker9000 2 years ago 6
then dump the girl if you dont like her
your the idiot for staying with her
jebediah046x 2 years ago
what if its your wife,if you divorce her your life is financially ruined and she keeps the kids all the time,and brainwash them
Keepskatin 2 years ago
Oh, this doesn't bode well at ALL! There seems to be a lot of dypsomaniacs out there, i.e drunks. Nasty drunks, too.
bigkitten 2 years ago
that guy who kept sending messages was prolly some trannie lol
TwistedxL3G3ND 2 years ago
Men are better then women at surviving in the wild!
crypter27 2 years ago
No, you just lose manpoints, quite a bit . Also asking this question is a loss of manpoints for not already knowing the answer.
fsdetained 2 years ago
how do i best keep my woman in place
Conffuzzled 2 years ago
4:18, lol, what a closet homosexual.
YourVidsSuckBalls 2 years ago
MEN ARE BETTER AT CUSSING.
jesus, that chick at the end and her "mother fuuuuukaaaaaaaaaaaa"
hrusso 2 years ago
Why do women waste their time on stuff like this? if i were to come across a video like the but for women id just go to another video.
SlaveTraders 2 years ago
They have nothing better to do.
fsdetained 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
The guy near the end of the video who says "I bet you never even saw a vagina" was so right. Dick Masterson is gay. When asked if he is gay, he does not answer. He avoids it and talks about something else. So obviously he likes to take it up the ass, but I bet he never even got that far because he is in such denial.
EndlessDark16 2 years ago
Thinking women are incompetent whores does not make someone gay; it makes them intelligent and shows that they are not a tool. How many times do you think he gets asked if he was gay? As a guess I'm going to say enough for him to ignore the inane comment. Avoiding the subject of him being gay makes him as gay as I am addicted to meth amphetamines if someone accused me of it and i ignored it.
fsdetained 2 years ago
"Thinking women are incompetent whores does not make someone gay; it makes them intelligent"
Wow, you're an ignorant retard. Another woman hating man lover. If you truly liked women, you'd have nicer things to say. But you don't so you must be gay. Or at least confused.
EndlessDark16 2 years ago
Again, no logic to your argument. Good job.
fsdetained 2 years ago
I don't really care if there is no logic. I know I am right and that is all that matters, Mr. I-love-men-and-hate-all-women.
EndlessDark16 2 years ago
Reinforcing that men are better than women again, good job at proving my point and Mr. Masterson's. You know you're right but you cannot prove it through logic. Sounds like the catholic church. When did i state that I hate all or any women? Or that I love men? Great, another woman with overblown feelings.
fsdetained 2 years ago
So you like women? That's surprising.
EndlessDark16 2 years ago
Being blind and liking pussy are two very different things.
fsdetained 2 years ago
So you only want a woman for sex? Wow, you're a shitty boyfriend. Thankfully not all men are like you.
EndlessDark16 2 years ago
Again that's not what I said, as a woman I wouldn't expect you to put any thought into this so I should have worded it better. The only reason why women are alive is because the human race needs to sexually reproduce. Although I like pussy, there are a few redeeming qualities about my girlfriend, namely that she isn't quite as big of an obnoxious bitch as you.
Seems funny to me that apparently I'm a horrible boyfriend but she has been with me for over five years without complaint.
fsdetained 2 years ago
Trust me, I am not a bitch. You just sound as if you hate women and only want sex from your girlfriend. I mean, you don't like anything about her other than sex?? I just don't understand that. The guy I'm with loves me for sex, but he also loves me for plenty of other things as well. If you were to talk to him he'd tell you straight up that he loves me for more than just plain sex.
EndlessDark16 2 years ago
Where has trusting a woman ever gotten a man? Burned at the stake is where. I like women, some more than others. Again i did say that she had redeeming qualities that I like so you have no argument here. As a man, my stories are more important than yours because they have a point; nobody cares why or if your boyfriend loves you unless they are a woman so save the emotional bullshit for some broad who cares.
Also, talking to a tool would not prove any point to me.
fsdetained 2 years ago
I said what I said because you ASSUMED my boyfriend only wants to get into my pants. This is quite a silly conclusion. Which one of us knows him? You obviously do not know him, but I have known him for about 3 years now. Therefore, I know what he wants and doesn't want.
EndlessDark16 2 years ago
Women never know what is going on in a man's head, yet you are miraculously the first to know?
All men know what other men want, if that thing is not on the list of things that men want then men do not know it. If your boyfriend is indeed a man and wants man things then i know. If he does not want man things then he is not much of a man.
fsdetained 2 years ago
I know what is going through his head a good percentage of the time: sex, fantasies, different positions... that's natural. But that does not mean he doesn't enjoy talking with me on the phone. In fact, I am talking to him in 20 minutes because he WANTS to. He ENJOYS talking to me, even if he's playing his games.
EndlessDark16 2 years ago
Although a good percentage of his time is thinking about sex the rest of the time he is aspiring to greatness, something women do not think about. Men are better than women at listening and reading. I've already replied about your boyfriend "enjoying" talking to you.
fsdetained 2 years ago
If men are better at listening and reading, explain why so many of the guy's back when I was in high school were too lazy to read, often turned in their work late, and listened to their IPod rather than the teacher?
EndlessDark16 2 years ago
Because as Dick states, reading is womanly. Men aren't too lazy to read, we have better shit to do. Men already know what we need to know from the day we are born, teachers are for women.
fsdetained 2 years ago
You just said "men are better at reading and listening."
How is that if they are too lazy to even read? That makes no sense.
Also, these guys had nothing better to do other than go home and play rock band or do illegal drugs, rather than get good grades so they can get into a good college and actually do something with their lives.
EndlessDark16 2 years ago
Being better at reading does not mean that you have to read when you are told to. You may be less intelligent than the average woman if you cannot even figure that out.
Those guys playing rockband and doing illegal drugs will still have more of an impact on society than you will being a woman.
fsdetained 2 years ago
I read when told to and when not told to, smartass. Why? Because I do well in school so I can become something later on. Failing will not get one through college.
So illegal drugs will have a bigger impact on society? lmao XD
EndlessDark16 2 years ago
Nobody cares why you do anything and anyone important, men, already know why but we do not give a damn. I have never read one book in highschool that I was told to read for class, nor did I read summaries on the internet about the book, and I still passed and got into college. Men do not need teachers.
fsdetained 2 years ago
teachers are a waste of time and money,when trying to teach men,
Keepskatin 2 years ago
And yes, illegal drugs will have a bigger impact than a single dental hygienist.
fsdetained 2 years ago
A bad impact.
EndlessDark16 2 years ago
And everyone just loves a dental hygienist right?
fsdetained 2 years ago
I never said a Dental Hygienist impacted anything. I could care less about impact. I just want to make money so I can support myself.
Drugs have a bad impact.
EndlessDark16 2 years ago
"So illegal drugs will have a bigger impact [than myself] on society?"
You indeed did say something about yourself being more of an impact, and you plan to be a dental hygienist.
A woman supporting herself is a joke, unless she's a feminazi.
fsdetained 2 years ago
You are putting words in my mouth. Where did I say being a dental hygienist had an impact? Where? I'd love to know because I surely never typed it.
EndlessDark16 2 years ago
The [than myself] is an insert, usually used in journalism, used to put a sentence into context. You were saying that you would make an impact and you aren't doing it now while you are in college so therefore it is likely that you meant when you achieved your goal of becoming a dental hygienist. Therefore you were implying that you would have an impact being a dental hygienist.
You also went along with my argument for a few posts which helps to solidify my point.
Men>Women at logic.
fsdetained 2 years ago
No, you were putting words in my mouth with your insert. I know what an insert is. I'm not a retard.
I never said I would make an impact. You are assuming I was. What I did say was that I want to succeed so I can support myself, and therefore not rely on a man for money.
EndlessDark16 2 years ago
So then what else would make an impact on society than yourself that we were talking about? Nothing because we were only talking about you and the drugs.
fsdetained 2 years ago
You are the one who mentioned the whole "impact" thing, not me. Neither one makes an impact on society. But if drugs do, it's usually bad. Why? Because people act like morons when on too much drugs.
EndlessDark16 2 years ago
"So illegal drugs will have a bigger impact on society?" "A bad impact. " "Drugs have a bad impact. " Gotta love hypocrisy. You continued it therefore you a part of the conversation about it. I love how you are trying to cover your ass as if you had no part of it at all. You are just proving the point that women are liars and try to get away with as much bullshit/bullshitting as they can.
fsdetained 2 years ago
You started the whole "impact" thing. I just went with it to argue.
EndlessDark16 2 years ago