Some people don't know their rear from their mouth:
Based on a Forbes analysis of the recently published HSBC Expat Explorer Survey examining the feelings and experience of expatriates living and working in across 100 countries worldwide; South Africa emerged as the 3rd friendliest country and ranked highly in many other fields.
Haha, even though I am South African (and Afrikaans), I find myself humming this song from time to time. Not THAT bad. For all the South Africans on here, just remember: A man/woman is only as strong as that which makes him/her angry.
I have some Dutch friends and I have some German friends. So where do you get that they can't stand South Africans? I study in Stellenbosch which is one of the towns that is part of the Afrikaaner heritage and plenty of Dutch and Germans visit the town. I know someone who runs a touring company just for the Dutch visiting South Africa. I have gotten a few Belgians and Germans as clients where I work and a lot of them feel sad to go back home after they have been to South Africa.
Proceeding from last message. If the Afrikaaners came to South Africa in 1660, why did Aparteid only start in the 1900 when the British started to came to South Africa? I don't blame the British of today except the Queen. She and her family and who even was in power then owes the Boere an apology. Great Britain is one of the last places where I would like to stay in the world. I would rather stay in France atleast we agree on something. Afrikaners are some of the most loyal people you get.
Die chactonbury ou is seker een van twee dinge; 'n Snotneus laaitie wat boeke met groot woorde lees en skielik dink hy dat hy slim is. Of iemand wat erg op sy moer gekry het by 'n Suid-Afrikaner...
I agree with Willewitte and believe me I know what I am talking about. I studied my families genealogy. My family fought in the Anglo-Boere war even my dad did. My great grandmother and many of the other women in my family was put in a concentration camp by your British people who came to SA and my great uncles and grandfathers died in the war. They were farmers and teachers, not soldiers like the British. My family arrived in South Africa from Holland in 1660.
Oh my word so you say you don't like me, but don't know anything about me. I am proundly South African. My family was one of the first South African families to land in South Africa from Holland. You can just as well say you don't like Dutch or Germans, because a lot of South Africans who are Afrikaans come from there. South Africans are the Boere, English, blacks, coloureds, and Indians in SA. My wortels is hier geplant.
It's not that South Africans aren't nice... It's more about you just being a twat.
I think the original lyrics were "I've never met a Pom who showers more than once a month" or "We're a jealous bunch of pasty ass lickers who can't beat the Springboks" BOKKE forever!!!! tit
What would the reaction have been, if the song was "I never met a nice Black/Jew/Gay/Muslim/Hindu/Disabled person etc"? This is blatant racism - and a very poor fake South-african accent....
Nobody minds a good joke, but this is isn't funny, it's properly lame.
Kirstydlovell, I hope you didn't make this video, because it makes you seem like a bit of a tit, with a bad sense of humour and a terrible taste in cartoons. Then again, you did upload it, so I guess you are a tit.
The british are a very sad nation and just jealous of what we are as South Africans. The fact that they have time to make a pathetic attempt of a song is a clear indication how sad their lives are.....
@sbvwyk Yes of cause a country that DIDN'T have legal racial segration that lasted into the 90s is sad and the country that DID have such a thing isn't sad, glad to see you have your priorities straight. And for you information Britain makes stuff like this because we can, freedom of speech, but then again a country with a history of repression since it's independence from, oh wait: BRITAIN probably aren't aware of that.
Half of the English criket team is South Africans. This guy must be a 'wannabe' English cricket player and now don't like the Saffers because they take his 'job'. Haha - we all tell jokes about diff nationalities and should be able to 'take it'. In my young days the jokes always started a Boer, a Scott and an Englishman - the Englishman always lost - no -one complained.
Half of the English criket team is South Africans. This guy must be a 'wannabe' English cricket player and now don't like the Saffers because they take his 'job'.
Interesting cause I am South African, I am nice and thats not coming from me - everyone I meet say this AND they say South African's are some of the nicest an friendliest people the have ever met.
This song is true in every single respect. There is no issue to be had with it. It is accurate to the smallest quantity of personality. I obviously mean none of this, but know it will annoy some angry people.
I have heard my fellow Brits sometimes talk about this absolutely stupid and embarrassing example of sheer ignorance. I think we should take a closer look at whats happening right here in the UK before we arrogantly make fun of other nations and their issues. Problem is, we wont, we will go on ignoring the growing problems here and then one day when its too late we will "wonder how it all happened" Silly people!
I find this song highly offensive and racist. If there was some truth in the lyrics and we, as South Africans could also have a laugh at our own expense it would have been funny. Simply calling a group of people smelly uneducated baboons who hate blacks is not the least bit humorous. I live in Britain and generally the Brits have an excellent sense of humour. Whoever penned this abhorrent piece of rubbish should be ashamed of themselves. You certainly are no "gentleman".
Don't you think TerreBlance looks a bit like Santa Claus / Father Christmas? Well, at least that was before he had half his head hacked off with a machete. I guess I won't be inviting him to my next Christmas party. Somehow I think it would not add to the Christmas spirit seeing a rotting, worm infested Santa with a one meter machete very firmly embedded in whatever is left of his head. I mean, whatever would the neighbours say?
Pretty classic reading through the comments, lots of aussie hate out there for a pommie song.
My two cents - south africa has got a pretty similar culture to oz.. barbies, sport, outback etc, hell even the flora has its similarities. So dont get too worked up or ou might break the looking glass :P
prob a dumb aussie thats jealous coz we handed their asses to them in rugby...face it aussies are jealous coz wer better haha or he was prob shagging a sheep and was too drunk and got lost...
I wonder if the British used to sing songs like this in the Second World War, while thousands of young white South African men were dying for King and Empire. Maybe the song should go Ive never met a clever South African, they died fighting the Commies and Nazis for us man
Unfortunately it is not banter but character assassination. They tried to use "Satire" to achieve this and only succeeded with the left-wing Marxist Communists who unfortunately run the world and brainwash all the morons.
C'mon, those days are over so just enjoy the humor which is all it really is. I'm a saffa and the sentiments were once true. It has now become part of history ...
The way the South Africans are bashing the Autralians in their comments here (when the song is being sung by Englishmen) isn't working too well in the South Africans favour.
How is it that you still can't distinguish an English accent from an Australian one?
If the comments keep up soon a "I've never met an intelligent South African" version is going to come out...
I wonder what some South African did to "Spitting Image" to cause them to write such a racist song. In elk geval - hulle minderwaardigeongeletterd rasistiese moere --- Ek is trots op die land van my geboorte.
It was the British that first got involved in Xhosa tribal fights, killed 26000 Afrikaans women and children in concentration camps to win a war they were losing. A war started out of greed. They did not bother to count the Africans they killed in these first concentration camps in world history. Today most of South African mines still belong to Anglo American. The British taxed African huts to force Africans to work in their stollen mines, hanged Afrikaans rebels that refused to fight with them
in their wars a few years after they were released from war camps and while they were still limping to recover after Lord Milner burned down the whole country in his black earth policy. It was the British that passed the first segregation laws in South Africa. It is the English that look down on anybody that speaks their language, that they forced on all of the South African population, with an accent.
It is the English that galls me with their sanctimonious hypocrisy. It is the British that walk around uneducated with rotting teeth, while having to head hunt skilled South Africans to work to keep them on the dole. That is why I've never met a nice Pom. Oh, perhaps Miriam Makeba, Chris Barnard, or perhaps your local nurse, GP. But then, neither are they Poms. No, they're all from South Africa.
okay, POM = Prisoner of her Magesity - we are not prisoners we are CITIZENS! sort out the phrase.
English people do NOT have band teeth, infact, thanks to our free health service we can get things like braces for free - again stop being rascist and well, plain stupid.
and you talk about greed? why are there white south africans? greed, end of.
GET OVER IT, IT IS A JOKE!!!! One that you are proving right.
This is the second vertion of the video I have seen on y/t - All I can say is wait till you meet us at a SOKKIE and a BRAAI.. We can take the humer - but can you? Idiots!
pommie bliksems. die land wat julle so maklik vind om oor to praat en kritiseer.. ONS LAND ... is worth fighting for, julle is so high n mighty, terselvde tyd, so vrot.. julle gedra julle soos half f....n breeds en val weer terug op die konining soos dit pas... julle is klomp moffies. ons is nice maar nie vir doose nie, vertaal dit jou pommie bliksems
@CLEMJOL Ek stem 100% saam. Die mense het so kak attitude teenoor ons Afrikaners, geen wonder hulle dink ons is vol kak nie, want met so attitude, hoe die moer moet ons "nice" wees met hulle?
I am British brought up in Africa.. I can say this.. being in the bush hunting with Afrikaner friends are some of my most poignant memories. I know Afrikaners are much criticized by the world but I have to tell you once an Afrikaner becomes your friend he will go to hell for you and with you. There is no finer friendship. Wheres the biltong?
Ai , wat kan 'n man sê, ongelukkig het ek in die era van appardheid groot geword en ek wil graag kan se ja ek is nie 'n rasis nie .. maar ek is ek haat nie swart mense nie ek haat net seker mense wat sekere goed aanvang en ongelukkig is dit net swart mense wat so tekere gaan .. nie almal nie maar die meeste .. ek het op plaas groot geword en ek vir jou vertel hulle is die grootste spul kans vatters wat ek nog gesien het , afrika time!! .. anyway dit was hoe die wêreld ons gesien .. sad nê :/
This is song is a perfect example of how blind the rest of the world is when it comes to South Africa, this is total nonsense, there is nothing funny about it. It's just as good as when we say that we shot 4 British soldiers for every Boer that we lost in the Anglo Boer War, come on, just get over yourselves, makes you wonder who is the most educated then...
I thought the song was ignorant...then i read your comment hahaha. Dumb arse!! Firstly these are not Australians but Brits singing this song. Secondly I dont know where you got your idea of Asian slaves from?!?! Yes we have a lot of asians in a lot of jobs here but that's cos we are in an asian region. Hello!!! Plus there are more whites and indians doing the jobs you mentioned so I dont know what country you did actually visit if any country at all...
@Willewitte This video is a perfect example of how blind S Africans are to the rest of the World. Pity we didnt shoot the fucking lot of you self regarding cliquey arrogant twats. You are derided from Auckland to London and all stops between. If your heads werent so far up your collective arse you might just get the vibe and do something about it. I aint gonna hold my breath on that one.
@chanctonbury63 "Pity we didnt shoot the fucking...." Who's "we"? "You" wanted the mineral riches of Africa and destroyed my people's farms, killed the wives and children because "you": were too cowardly to fight like men. YOU have NO clue of who and how we are, thanks to propaganda filled media you've been fed the wrong sides of many stories. Your people, family and friends aren't once again being beaten and tortured to death, raped, murdered, and homes burnt down are they? Doos!
@Willewitte You AGAIN...Who gives a fuck what happened in the first half of the last century. Oh and diddums, apartheid was ALL our fault was it. No doubt it was the British who invented the Broederbond too was it? No doubt Vervoerd was some Brit just pretending to be a fucking Dutchman was he? You missed your BIG chance to turn your country into something, but you shat on the black man now the black man shits on you. Third rate country, third rate people. Deal with it.
@chanctonbury63 Are you always such a shamelessly hateful person or are you just making a special effort today? Third rate country, third rate people. WTF? You are generalizing at such an unbelievable level it's almost fiction. I did not shit on the black man, people from all ethnic groups are suffering more than ever in SA and you still think that it's deserved? You can keep that shithole of an island you call home. Oh and shove that fat diamond on the queen's head up your bleach white arse.
@chanctonbury63 By the way, even if I am an Afrikaner some of my best friends are English, there's no such thing as being cliquey or self regarding. I can't comprehend how you can say that we're like this or that without really knowing us. The whole world has that idiotic attitude. (It does explain your choice of grammar and spelling)
We can most certainly be arrogant, we have more than enough reason to be and we have the balls to be like that. (More than you'll ever be able to be.)
@Willewitte Yes you can most certainly be arrogant. So what do you have more than enough reason to arrogant about?? Incidently you do not need balls to be arrogant. What you need is blinkered ignorant stupidity and you certainly have that in abundance. If the whole World has this attitude that should be telling you something, but since you are `blinkered ignorant and stupid` you cant make the very simple connection.
Incidently which part/s of my grammar and spelling do you take issue with??
Having to argue with an insignificant egocentric moron like you gives me more than enough reason to be arrogant towards you. To stand up against millions needs arrogance which you need balls for, you won't understand since you evidently have a vagina sucking your brain dry. We don't have songs of hatred towards any other nationality/culture/ethnic group/religious groups. Which you clearly cannot say. Calling us twats? Stupid? I'm the one taking you on in your mother tongue.
@Willewitte Why not just answer the questions instead of sprinkling profanities around? Both I and the rest of the planet worked that one out many moons ago. How come you havent got a clue mastermind? So, once more, what have you got to be arrogant about?
We can be arrogant towards pricks like you who say things about us and do things to us in the manner that you do. Won't you be arrogant, won't you get sick of people exploiting our Nation and it's people? Now you tell me, why did you say that you should have killed all of us while doing it? I'm waiting for a reply which does require some intellect.
@Willewitte We didnt fuck up your country, you did. We didnt exploit it, you did, and now youre swimming in a big bloody mess of your own making. I dont give a shit. Nor does anyone else. It just means that there are c400,000 of you cunts living my country because you lot havent got the balls to lie in the bed you made. Again...What is there to be arrogant about??
@chanctonbury63 Once again, exactly what I was referring to, you have a whole lot to say about a place and it's people that you know absolutely nothing about. Read the REAL history, we didn't come up with the whole idea of apartheid, the BRITISH did, we didn't go to Britain and wipe out innocent women, children and workers and livestock, just because we wanted minerals. We didn't want to take part in WW1 and 2, but had to because we were under British rule. Then you decided to leave?
@chanctonbury63 Wonder how many people died in Africa, Australia and all other Islands and continents in the name of Imperialism. That Union doesn't mean Jack to us. Why is it that you just seem to leave when things get hot? We never did and never will back off. I'm not going to argue with an Idiot, you'll just drag me down to your level and beat me by experience. Oh how I'd love to know when a SA boytjie beats the living daylights out of you when you call him, his country and his people cunts
@Willewitte This song is a perfect example of how blind S Africa is to the rest of the World. Take a gentle hint knucklehead. The rest of the World does not give a flying fuck about you or your self righteous arrogance. Its your shit. YOU swim in it.
@Willewitte Wouldn't be a Soufie calling us shit, would it? I hardly think your country is in a position to insult anyone. Come back when your murder rate has dropped a couple of hundred times.
@Murderdogs Are you always so stupid or are you just making a special effort today? What in the hell has your country to offer by itself? If you don't exploit other nations and their countries you'll never be able to survive on that shithole of an island that you call your motherland. Even during WW1 and 2 you had "Soufie's" doing the kind of operations that you were too cowardly to do. Come back when you find your brain.
@Willewitte Peace, perhaps? Civilisation? Are you trying to deny the horrendous crime levels that go on in South Africa? The murders, carjackings, farm killings... As for your little remark about the two world wars, why don't we prove that? Most of the world was involved in the world wars - hence the names. I'd like to see you try and prove the South Africans were braver. When the hell do you ever hear of the South African army's importance? I rest my case. Feeling a little insecure are we?
This song is amusing and my mates in the UK sing it to me all the time.
The funny thing is the people who lived outside SA during apartheid thought we were beating blacks and killing them and chaining them. How jaded thier views were made by the fucked up media. Apartheid wasnt all bad
I'm South African and I must say i find it amusing reading my fellow South Africans' comments because ironically they are not making very nice statements. The song and video is lame not worthy of any comment. And yes it's clearly sung by English men I really don't know how anyone can confuse their (english and australian) accents.
@ferdiv2007 dis so waar... eks n grl in australia en as di klomp skaap etter iets van sa se is ek eerste wat op staan vi my land en afrikaaners ... kak song btw
What a load of crap! F%&king call us racist! It works both ways. This must have been made by a sour Aussie. Ya ons het julle goed genaai in die krieket skaap vokkers! Kom terug en praat as julle kan hierdie verstaan.
Fuck this song is gay. Yer maybe we had apartheid but america was just as racist to the black african americans aswell. I havn't seen a song bout that.
Well the core issue that brought up this song was the imprisonment of the South African writer/painter Breyten Breytenbach, who moved to france and married a woman of vietnemese ancestry. When he went home to South Africa he was imprisoned, one of the charges being that he had married a woman of another race.
That's it, not that he had stolen something, or killed someone, but for marrying a woman of another "race". With that in mind, the South Africans deserved this slamming I'd say.
you can hear these are british people trying to act south african not only is this sad but its insulting and sung by very uneducated and oblivious people
Idiot, it's the blacks putting burning tyres around the blacks necks. And what about the recent xenophobia attacs, did you see any white people running around burning down shacks and setting people alight? I don't think so. Any way, didn't you used to get licenses to hunt aboriginals? We never had that
relax. dont take the song so seriously. and even if they are serious, what the hell does you calling them uneduacated on a video streaming sight do... uh nothing? so stop complaining like you're some victim.
Some people don't know their rear from their mouth:
Based on a Forbes analysis of the recently published HSBC Expat Explorer Survey examining the feelings and experience of expatriates living and working in across 100 countries worldwide; South Africa emerged as the 3rd friendliest country and ranked highly in many other fields.
Surelinkwealth 1 week ago
Haha, even though I am South African (and Afrikaans), I find myself humming this song from time to time. Not THAT bad. For all the South Africans on here, just remember: A man/woman is only as strong as that which makes him/her angry.
AlbertsJohann 6 months ago
I have some Dutch friends and I have some German friends. So where do you get that they can't stand South Africans? I study in Stellenbosch which is one of the towns that is part of the Afrikaaner heritage and plenty of Dutch and Germans visit the town. I know someone who runs a touring company just for the Dutch visiting South Africa. I have gotten a few Belgians and Germans as clients where I work and a lot of them feel sad to go back home after they have been to South Africa.
Marykesaamiga 7 months ago
Proceeding from last message. If the Afrikaaners came to South Africa in 1660, why did Aparteid only start in the 1900 when the British started to came to South Africa? I don't blame the British of today except the Queen. She and her family and who even was in power then owes the Boere an apology. Great Britain is one of the last places where I would like to stay in the world. I would rather stay in France atleast we agree on something. Afrikaners are some of the most loyal people you get.
Marykesaamiga 7 months ago
@Marykesaamiga
Die chactonbury ou is seker een van twee dinge; 'n Snotneus laaitie wat boeke met groot woorde lees en skielik dink hy dat hy slim is. Of iemand wat erg op sy moer gekry het by 'n Suid-Afrikaner...
Willewitte 7 months ago
@Willewitte ek kannie meer saam stem nie...
can you imagine if this englishman knew what the rest of the world thought of, when they come across, bliksemse rooinekke?
markus1983alan 7 months ago
I agree with Willewitte and believe me I know what I am talking about. I studied my families genealogy. My family fought in the Anglo-Boere war even my dad did. My great grandmother and many of the other women in my family was put in a concentration camp by your British people who came to SA and my great uncles and grandfathers died in the war. They were farmers and teachers, not soldiers like the British. My family arrived in South Africa from Holland in 1660.
Marykesaamiga 7 months ago
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Marykesaamiga 7 months ago
Oh my word so you say you don't like me, but don't know anything about me. I am proundly South African. My family was one of the first South African families to land in South Africa from Holland. You can just as well say you don't like Dutch or Germans, because a lot of South Africans who are Afrikaans come from there. South Africans are the Boere, English, blacks, coloureds, and Indians in SA. My wortels is hier geplant.
Marykesaamiga 7 months ago
@Marykesaamiga Youve got a bit of a problem here my friend, in that neither the Dutch nor the Germans can stand you either.
chanctonbury63 7 months ago
Maybe because you've never been to South Africa ... kettle calling the pot black comes to mind .... what a joke !
Passion4SouthAfrica 9 months ago
Heh... this sounds like British people trying to sound Australian...
shmuli9 9 months ago
It's not that South Africans aren't nice... It's more about you just being a twat.
I think the original lyrics were "I've never met a Pom who showers more than once a month" or "We're a jealous bunch of pasty ass lickers who can't beat the Springboks" BOKKE forever!!!! tit
Truckho 11 months ago
mmm stupid song .. not funny at all ...
taniaparish 1 year ago
What would the reaction have been, if the song was "I never met a nice Black/Jew/Gay/Muslim/Hindu/Disabled person etc"? This is blatant racism - and a very poor fake South-african accent....
drmartyn 1 year ago
Nobody minds a good joke, but this is isn't funny, it's properly lame.
Kirstydlovell, I hope you didn't make this video, because it makes you seem like a bit of a tit, with a bad sense of humour and a terrible taste in cartoons. Then again, you did upload it, so I guess you are a tit.
JBLisbetter 1 year ago
lame song...haha....the pictures are even worse...haha!!
SOUTH AFRICANS ARE THE BEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!!!
101mullet 1 year ago
The british are a very sad nation and just jealous of what we are as South Africans. The fact that they have time to make a pathetic attempt of a song is a clear indication how sad their lives are.....
sbvwyk 1 year ago 2
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@sbvwyk Jealous of what exactly??
chanctonbury63 6 months ago
@sbvwyk Yes of cause a country that DIDN'T have legal racial segration that lasted into the 90s is sad and the country that DID have such a thing isn't sad, glad to see you have your priorities straight. And for you information Britain makes stuff like this because we can, freedom of speech, but then again a country with a history of repression since it's independence from, oh wait: BRITAIN probably aren't aware of that.
ElectricEdgewave192 5 months ago
It's like Plato said - if you cant take a joke, it's too fucking bad.
IDrinkYourMilkshake8 1 year ago
Half of the English criket team is South Africans. This guy must be a 'wannabe' English cricket player and now don't like the Saffers because they take his 'job'. Haha - we all tell jokes about diff nationalities and should be able to 'take it'. In my young days the jokes always started a Boer, a Scott and an Englishman - the Englishman always lost - no -one complained.
johan49es 1 year ago
Half of the English criket team is South Africans. This guy must be a 'wannabe' English cricket player and now don't like the Saffers because they take his 'job'.
johan49es 1 year ago
retard
grant00 1 year ago
Interesting cause I am South African, I am nice and thats not coming from me - everyone I meet say this AND they say South African's are some of the nicest an friendliest people the have ever met.
esfn 1 year ago
I'm South African and I dont take offense to this.
We all like to think were the best country in the world, and everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
We also ALL make fun of / rip off other countries. That's just the way it is.
If you can't laugh at yourself or at your own country's quirks, you don't deserve to be doing the same to others.
supanova5k 1 year ago
Accent Fail, three times
MrDavidlubbejnr 1 year ago
This song is true in every single respect. There is no issue to be had with it. It is accurate to the smallest quantity of personality. I obviously mean none of this, but know it will annoy some angry people.
Wimzig 1 year ago
I have heard my fellow Brits sometimes talk about this absolutely stupid and embarrassing example of sheer ignorance. I think we should take a closer look at whats happening right here in the UK before we arrogantly make fun of other nations and their issues. Problem is, we wont, we will go on ignoring the growing problems here and then one day when its too late we will "wonder how it all happened" Silly people!
rightrules7 1 year ago
I find this song highly offensive and racist. If there was some truth in the lyrics and we, as South Africans could also have a laugh at our own expense it would have been funny. Simply calling a group of people smelly uneducated baboons who hate blacks is not the least bit humorous. I live in Britain and generally the Brits have an excellent sense of humour. Whoever penned this abhorrent piece of rubbish should be ashamed of themselves. You certainly are no "gentleman".
JoHoCamb 1 year ago
Don't you think TerreBlance looks a bit like Santa Claus / Father Christmas? Well, at least that was before he had half his head hacked off with a machete. I guess I won't be inviting him to my next Christmas party. Somehow I think it would not add to the Christmas spirit seeing a rotting, worm infested Santa with a one meter machete very firmly embedded in whatever is left of his head. I mean, whatever would the neighbours say?
WhiteRose052 1 year ago
@WhiteRose052 Yo!
chanctonbury63 8 months ago
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chanctonbury63 8 months ago
haha. good one.
Maatjies lag saam, net mense sonder self respek het nie `n sin vir humor nie.
edc852 1 year ago
Ek sal jou mos vuur warem maak ou boet.
Jou kak hom hier kom speel nie.
SA YSTER ek breek jou my maat jy sal huil as n' boer jou moer. Fokken doos
fnju89 1 year ago
it's just a joke guys. i first heard this when an english friend played it for me in joburg (where i grew up) donkey years ago.
besides, the whole world hates the english... can't blame the whole world lol
now i'm living in engaland en ek maak hulle kaak ek se...
babystones 1 year ago
Hoekom bewys julle die ouens reg? Hou jou kop hoog en moenie tot hulle vlak daal nie - dis hoe ons die tipe fights wen.
vkotze 1 year ago
Get the accent right you kak dom naaier.
cesp82 1 year ago
Pretty classic reading through the comments, lots of aussie hate out there for a pommie song.
My two cents - south africa has got a pretty similar culture to oz.. barbies, sport, outback etc, hell even the flora has its similarities. So dont get too worked up or ou might break the looking glass :P
velyan12 1 year ago
prob a dumb aussie thats jealous coz we handed their asses to them in rugby...face it aussies are jealous coz wer better haha or he was prob shagging a sheep and was too drunk and got lost...
Thazz182 1 year ago
I think it's stupid... joke or not, it's idiotic. It would have been an instult to them if it was reversed.
watawatan0w 1 year ago
die ou is n vlak haas ,ek het net een woord fir hom poez
andreruan 1 year ago
Net `n Soutpiel kan sulke kak uitdink en dan dink dis snaaks. Fokkof ingeland toe!
bushpic 2 years ago
vok al julle poese
TheFrancis12345 2 years ago
Watse Kak is die...?
mncloete 2 years ago
wats everyone got against this song? its funny and im a south african!
elaanddan 2 years ago
2 OF 2
I wonder if the British used to sing songs like this in the Second World War, while thousands of young white South African men were dying for King and Empire. Maybe the song should go Ive never met a clever South African, they died fighting the Commies and Nazis for us man
DURPORT 2 years ago
called banter mate, relax
cavaliergaze 2 years ago
cavaliergaze
Unfortunately it is not banter but character assassination. They tried to use "Satire" to achieve this and only succeeded with the left-wing Marxist Communists who unfortunately run the world and brainwash all the morons.
DURPORT 2 years ago
obviously it's a conspiracy :)
cavaliergaze 2 years ago
C'mon, those days are over so just enjoy the humor which is all it really is. I'm a saffa and the sentiments were once true. It has now become part of history ...
mindispower 2 years ago
The way the South Africans are bashing the Autralians in their comments here (when the song is being sung by Englishmen) isn't working too well in the South Africans favour.
How is it that you still can't distinguish an English accent from an Australian one?
If the comments keep up soon a "I've never met an intelligent South African" version is going to come out...
alcinojorge 2 years ago
I wonder what some South African did to "Spitting Image" to cause them to write such a racist song. In elk geval - hulle minderwaardigeongeletterd rasistiese moere --- Ek is trots op die land van my geboorte.
myktyp 2 years ago
I dont like London either ,its sounds like camden cheep.And I am Welsh,
marcoelofse 2 years ago
i hate this stupid song and the idiot who sings it!
4j0sH4 2 years ago
what a KAK song!
leonhallza 2 years ago 4
It was the British that first got involved in Xhosa tribal fights, killed 26000 Afrikaans women and children in concentration camps to win a war they were losing. A war started out of greed. They did not bother to count the Africans they killed in these first concentration camps in world history. Today most of South African mines still belong to Anglo American. The British taxed African huts to force Africans to work in their stollen mines, hanged Afrikaans rebels that refused to fight with them
izakskazi 2 years ago
in their wars a few years after they were released from war camps and while they were still limping to recover after Lord Milner burned down the whole country in his black earth policy. It was the British that passed the first segregation laws in South Africa. It is the English that look down on anybody that speaks their language, that they forced on all of the South African population, with an accent.
izakskazi 2 years ago
It is the English that galls me with their sanctimonious hypocrisy. It is the British that walk around uneducated with rotting teeth, while having to head hunt skilled South Africans to work to keep them on the dole. That is why I've never met a nice Pom. Oh, perhaps Miriam Makeba, Chris Barnard, or perhaps your local nurse, GP. But then, neither are they Poms. No, they're all from South Africa.
izakskazi 2 years ago
okay, POM = Prisoner of her Magesity - we are not prisoners we are CITIZENS! sort out the phrase.
English people do NOT have band teeth, infact, thanks to our free health service we can get things like braces for free - again stop being rascist and well, plain stupid.
and you talk about greed? why are there white south africans? greed, end of.
GET OVER IT, IT IS A JOKE!!!! One that you are proving right.
weareinwales 2 years ago
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izakskazi 2 years ago
Dude u got some issues! stop living in the past u racist c**nt!
MarkyMarkSaffa 2 years ago 2
WHAAAAAT?!
you are taking it seriously, if you are then you're only justifying it 'they're a bunch of arrogant barstards with no sense of humour'
It's a joke, a satire of current affairs,
spitting image takes the piss out of everyone, including the british.
and define irony, i don't think you quite get the concept of it
weareinwales 2 years ago
It seems like it. Can't keep up with when it's OK to talk down and when not. learning fast though.
izakskazi 2 years ago
hahahahah fok julle rooineck poesa
tumzy187 2 years ago 3
Hahhaha. fucking pommies. Go check out whacked on youtube. calling heathrow
munkeychunkey 2 years ago
this song stinks of jeolosy,
poor pommies!
roftie1 2 years ago
Ha ha ha ha!!! This is the ULTIMATE in irony. An Englishman talking about another race like that!
Go and fix your rotten teeth, boeta!
aartappelgroot 2 years ago 2
this is why they still hate the British
albertaforalbertans 2 years ago 2
This is the second vertion of the video I have seen on y/t - All I can say is wait till you meet us at a SOKKIE and a BRAAI.. We can take the humer - but can you? Idiots!
1greer 2 years ago 3
pommie bliksems. die land wat julle so maklik vind om oor to praat en kritiseer.. ONS LAND ... is worth fighting for, julle is so high n mighty, terselvde tyd, so vrot.. julle gedra julle soos half f....n breeds en val weer terug op die konining soos dit pas... julle is klomp moffies. ons is nice maar nie vir doose nie, vertaal dit jou pommie bliksems
CLEMJOL 2 years ago 4
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izakskazi 2 years ago
@CLEMJOL Ek stem 100% saam. Die mense het so kak attitude teenoor ons Afrikaners, geen wonder hulle dink ons is vol kak nie, want met so attitude, hoe die moer moet ons "nice" wees met hulle?
2010CrazyHunter 11 months ago
I am British brought up in Africa.. I can say this.. being in the bush hunting with Afrikaner friends are some of my most poignant memories. I know Afrikaners are much criticized by the world but I have to tell you once an Afrikaner becomes your friend he will go to hell for you and with you. There is no finer friendship. Wheres the biltong?
MartinIDavies 2 years ago 22
Ek sê JA!!!!
razorlark 2 years ago 2
Al die Suid-Afrikaners wat saamstem dat die 'n hoop kak is, se JA!
Willewitte 2 years ago 3
Jou dom doos, jy weet vokol...jy's tien teen een 'n dom engelse doos
Natashia132 2 years ago 2
Ai , wat kan 'n man sê, ongelukkig het ek in die era van appardheid groot geword en ek wil graag kan se ja ek is nie 'n rasis nie .. maar ek is ek haat nie swart mense nie ek haat net seker mense wat sekere goed aanvang en ongelukkig is dit net swart mense wat so tekere gaan .. nie almal nie maar die meeste .. ek het op plaas groot geword en ek vir jou vertel hulle is die grootste spul kans vatters wat ek nog gesien het , afrika time!! .. anyway dit was hoe die wêreld ons gesien .. sad nê :/
ravencoder 2 years ago
seriously... how dumb... this ouk obviously has wors envy!
jakkals70 2 years ago 4
This is song is a perfect example of how blind the rest of the world is when it comes to South Africa, this is total nonsense, there is nothing funny about it. It's just as good as when we say that we shot 4 British soldiers for every Boer that we lost in the Anglo Boer War, come on, just get over yourselves, makes you wonder who is the most educated then...
Willewitte 2 years ago 6
watever u say
it's not a matter of whose right it's wat people think of it in their own opinions
kirstydlovell 2 years ago
I must agree they dont know what goes on in our home land and must all shut up...
PS KISRTY IS IS ABOUT BEING RIGHT!!!! YOU CANNOT ARGUE FACTS IF YOU DONT HAVE ANY TO BACK U YOURSELF UP WITH SO TAKE YOUR PIE HOLE AND SHOVE IT
RenegadeGhosts 2 years ago
The Ausies are a terribly confused people with their American / UK pop culture.
Still stuck with "God save the queen".
LOL,
They think they're a separate nation but they're just a bunch of Brits living on a remote island (with Asians for slaves).
Go to any Australian bar/fast food joint/department store and who do you see doing the menial jobs? ASIANS.
and they call south africans racists?
hahahahahahaha.
classic.
Ausies are REAL funny.
ourooie 9 months ago
@ourooie
I thought the song was ignorant...then i read your comment hahaha. Dumb arse!! Firstly these are not Australians but Brits singing this song. Secondly I dont know where you got your idea of Asian slaves from?!?! Yes we have a lot of asians in a lot of jobs here but that's cos we are in an asian region. Hello!!! Plus there are more whites and indians doing the jobs you mentioned so I dont know what country you did actually visit if any country at all...
padros 9 months ago
@Willewitte This video is a perfect example of how blind S Africans are to the rest of the World. Pity we didnt shoot the fucking lot of you self regarding cliquey arrogant twats. You are derided from Auckland to London and all stops between. If your heads werent so far up your collective arse you might just get the vibe and do something about it. I aint gonna hold my breath on that one.
chanctonbury63 8 months ago
@chanctonbury63 "Pity we didnt shoot the fucking...." Who's "we"? "You" wanted the mineral riches of Africa and destroyed my people's farms, killed the wives and children because "you": were too cowardly to fight like men. YOU have NO clue of who and how we are, thanks to propaganda filled media you've been fed the wrong sides of many stories. Your people, family and friends aren't once again being beaten and tortured to death, raped, murdered, and homes burnt down are they? Doos!
Willewitte 8 months ago
@Willewitte You AGAIN...Who gives a fuck what happened in the first half of the last century. Oh and diddums, apartheid was ALL our fault was it. No doubt it was the British who invented the Broederbond too was it? No doubt Vervoerd was some Brit just pretending to be a fucking Dutchman was he? You missed your BIG chance to turn your country into something, but you shat on the black man now the black man shits on you. Third rate country, third rate people. Deal with it.
chanctonbury63 8 months ago
@chanctonbury63 Are you always such a shamelessly hateful person or are you just making a special effort today? Third rate country, third rate people. WTF? You are generalizing at such an unbelievable level it's almost fiction. I did not shit on the black man, people from all ethnic groups are suffering more than ever in SA and you still think that it's deserved? You can keep that shithole of an island you call home. Oh and shove that fat diamond on the queen's head up your bleach white arse.
Willewitte 8 months ago
@chanctonbury63 By the way, even if I am an Afrikaner some of my best friends are English, there's no such thing as being cliquey or self regarding. I can't comprehend how you can say that we're like this or that without really knowing us. The whole world has that idiotic attitude. (It does explain your choice of grammar and spelling)
We can most certainly be arrogant, we have more than enough reason to be and we have the balls to be like that. (More than you'll ever be able to be.)
Willewitte 8 months ago
@Willewitte Yes you can most certainly be arrogant. So what do you have more than enough reason to arrogant about?? Incidently you do not need balls to be arrogant. What you need is blinkered ignorant stupidity and you certainly have that in abundance. If the whole World has this attitude that should be telling you something, but since you are `blinkered ignorant and stupid` you cant make the very simple connection.
Incidently which part/s of my grammar and spelling do you take issue with??
chanctonbury63 8 months ago
@chanctonbury63
Having to argue with an insignificant egocentric moron like you gives me more than enough reason to be arrogant towards you. To stand up against millions needs arrogance which you need balls for, you won't understand since you evidently have a vagina sucking your brain dry. We don't have songs of hatred towards any other nationality/culture/ethnic group/religious groups. Which you clearly cannot say. Calling us twats? Stupid? I'm the one taking you on in your mother tongue.
Willewitte 8 months ago
@Willewitte Why not just answer the questions instead of sprinkling profanities around? Both I and the rest of the planet worked that one out many moons ago. How come you havent got a clue mastermind? So, once more, what have you got to be arrogant about?
chanctonbury63 8 months ago
@chanctonbury63
We can be arrogant towards pricks like you who say things about us and do things to us in the manner that you do. Won't you be arrogant, won't you get sick of people exploiting our Nation and it's people? Now you tell me, why did you say that you should have killed all of us while doing it? I'm waiting for a reply which does require some intellect.
Willewitte 8 months ago
@Willewitte We didnt fuck up your country, you did. We didnt exploit it, you did, and now youre swimming in a big bloody mess of your own making. I dont give a shit. Nor does anyone else. It just means that there are c400,000 of you cunts living my country because you lot havent got the balls to lie in the bed you made. Again...What is there to be arrogant about??
chanctonbury63 8 months ago
@chanctonbury63 Once again, exactly what I was referring to, you have a whole lot to say about a place and it's people that you know absolutely nothing about. Read the REAL history, we didn't come up with the whole idea of apartheid, the BRITISH did, we didn't go to Britain and wipe out innocent women, children and workers and livestock, just because we wanted minerals. We didn't want to take part in WW1 and 2, but had to because we were under British rule. Then you decided to leave?
Willewitte 8 months ago
@chanctonbury63 Wonder how many people died in Africa, Australia and all other Islands and continents in the name of Imperialism. That Union doesn't mean Jack to us. Why is it that you just seem to leave when things get hot? We never did and never will back off. I'm not going to argue with an Idiot, you'll just drag me down to your level and beat me by experience. Oh how I'd love to know when a SA boytjie beats the living daylights out of you when you call him, his country and his people cunts
Willewitte 8 months ago
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chanctonbury63 7 months ago
@Willewitte This song is a perfect example of how blind S Africa is to the rest of the World. Take a gentle hint knucklehead. The rest of the World does not give a flying fuck about you or your self righteous arrogance. Its your shit. YOU swim in it.
chanctonbury63 7 months ago
@chanctonbury63
Just like Britain? Your shithole of an Island YOU keep your nose in it.
Willewitte 7 months ago
@Willewitte Wouldn't be a Soufie calling us shit, would it? I hardly think your country is in a position to insult anyone. Come back when your murder rate has dropped a couple of hundred times.
Murderdogs 6 months ago
@Murderdogs Are you always so stupid or are you just making a special effort today? What in the hell has your country to offer by itself? If you don't exploit other nations and their countries you'll never be able to survive on that shithole of an island that you call your motherland. Even during WW1 and 2 you had "Soufie's" doing the kind of operations that you were too cowardly to do. Come back when you find your brain.
Willewitte 6 months ago
@Willewitte Peace, perhaps? Civilisation? Are you trying to deny the horrendous crime levels that go on in South Africa? The murders, carjackings, farm killings... As for your little remark about the two world wars, why don't we prove that? Most of the world was involved in the world wars - hence the names. I'd like to see you try and prove the South Africans were braver. When the hell do you ever hear of the South African army's importance? I rest my case. Feeling a little insecure are we?
Murderdogs 6 months ago
im am south african and i am super nisce just like my whole family olmost
xXxweirdo1996xXx 2 years ago
This song is amusing and my mates in the UK sing it to me all the time.
The funny thing is the people who lived outside SA during apartheid thought we were beating blacks and killing them and chaining them. How jaded thier views were made by the fucked up media. Apartheid wasnt all bad
Greggybread 2 years ago
This video does nothing but back up the fact that the english are an ignorant race.
emzbee007 2 years ago 7
just goes to proe it was made for laughs and i'm welsh just so you know
kirstydlovell 2 years ago
Yeah? Glad the Welsh have such a GSOH
izakskazi 2 years ago
@emzbee007 You just labelled a whole race as ignorant. IRONY.
dan12321 1 year ago
ITs created by the englisg btw. And this was broadcast during the apartheid days so no one should take offense!
MarkyMarkSaffa 2 years ago
Of course not. I can see today that the English know everything. As always.
izakskazi 2 years ago
Jou moer !!!!!!
antoneng1 2 years ago
I'm South African and I must say i find it amusing reading my fellow South Africans' comments because ironically they are not making very nice statements. The song and video is lame not worthy of any comment. And yes it's clearly sung by English men I really don't know how anyone can confuse their (english and australian) accents.
NewAgeYarpie 2 years ago 3
i agree to some point, but i love the south africans, australian people
but i still like the song
kirstydlovell 2 years ago
This must be the worst song to come from anything called 'human'. What a 'nice' way to put Aussies to shame.
moyawors 2 years ago
What a shame that songs like this is posted, I've never met a nice Aussie myself!
caiissa 2 years ago
What's it got to do with Aussies? This song is sung by an ENGLISHMAN!
bairen2002 2 years ago
Seems to be ashamed of it and hiding behind Aussy accent?
izakskazi 2 years ago
It is not an Aussie accent.
and the singer is NOT trying to sound like an Australian.
bairen2002 2 years ago
oh and by the way we got the idea of aprtheid from you aussies
dmdantheman 2 years ago
This simply isn't true, so I'd love to see your citations.
ManicParroT 2 years ago
fok jou jou ma se pienk polony you aussie bastards youre ones to talk go fuck a sheep you kangaroo loving koala bear hugging sheep fucking idiots
dmdantheman 2 years ago 4
It's sung by an Englishman!
bairen2002 2 years ago
What a retard you are to put manga with spitting image. Go away and die, moron. Yes, you Kirsty.
sugarydonkey 2 years ago
Jou FoK Man Jy's 'n Fokken Baboon!
sxice 2 years ago 3
can only come from a aussie...what a kak song, they have nothing to give to the world except their fucking anoying accents!
acejj4show 2 years ago 3
It's not sung by an Australian! It's sung by an Englishman!
bairen2002 2 years ago
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this is fucking stupid
jemen19762007 2 years ago
maybe you must go back to your sheep jou fokken skaapnaaier! you are very shallow and in afrikaans vlieg in jou moer!
ruruman4 2 years ago
Hehe... I love the way they say Souf Effrikin :-)
Luckily it's from an ozzie. Has anyone ever met a nice ozzie?
poenjaber 2 years ago 2
This song is sung by English people - nothing to do with Australians.
bairen2002 2 years ago
Whats with all the retarded Anime pics? just download the freaking film..
FlannelBrick 2 years ago
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voetsekwena 2 years ago
fok jul
kalari4x4 2 years ago 3
Wat n pot kak, ons is miskien nie nice nie, maar ons sal enige iemand bliksem wat dit in ons gesigte wil kom se. Fokkers.....
ferdiv2007 2 years ago 9
Tune hulle ferdiv!!! lol.
I think if you don't like a south african it is probably because you are stuck up or a prune....
dragonflyfairy13 2 years ago 4
@ferdiv2007 dis so waar... eks n grl in australia en as di klomp skaap etter iets van sa se is ek eerste wat op staan vi my land en afrikaaners ... kak song btw
detjie 1 year ago
What i was trying to say on it was THE SONG WAS OFF SPITING IMAGE DUMB ASSES
kirstydlovell 2 years ago
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Australian shit just like you?
Vrypop 2 years ago
I`VE NEVER MET A NICE AUZI.
12345jrt 2 years ago
lol i laughed a bit,... but i reckon the only non nice africans are the afrikaaners, but they are funny as hell.
EliteSnoozer 2 years ago
Ha ha, man I'm South African and I think this is pretty funny! I don't think I've ever met a nice South African either! LOL
angove81 2 years ago 3
Some people wouldn't know satire if it bit them in the arse.
Get a fucking clue you ignorant dickheads.
Learn your Spitting Image.
Sucky video. Stick to the original.
togashiayame 2 years ago 4
You are singing a lot of crap!
I have met many South Africans and they are cool, perhaps you may be referring to the carbon copies?
snugglycuddlypodge 2 years ago
sure sure keep telling your self that im sure other people love ignorant arogant patriotic faggots but then again
bahamut1080 2 years ago 2
YOU FUCKING RETARD!! its not the uploader singing!!
austinl80 2 years ago
Sorry about the cricket!!Sheepshaggers!
charlschnetler 2 years ago
bullshit. sa 4 life
sduriza 2 years ago
what the hell is this?. sounds stupid
fozzyozzy106 3 years ago
What a bunch of bullshit, rather listen to Britney. Shit I have a headache. I just have to say this again, What a load of M.....r F......ng bullshit.
johannesfrederick 3 years ago
Dont call us racist jou doose! No sense of humour.... F***ing cheeky C*nts!
j3nna16o 3 years ago
ag hierdie is kak
CloudStrife2111 3 years ago 4
Australians are such a joke worldwide. Most countries cant stand them.
debdelport 3 years ago 3
Correction, no country can stand them. Sheep shaggers, proudly and good in what they are doing.
johannesfrederick 3 years ago 3
For the 10 millionth time - the song is sung by English people, and comes from an English tv series.
It has absolutely nothing to do with Australia.
bairen2002 2 years ago
What a load of crap! F%&king call us racist! It works both ways. This must have been made by a sour Aussie. Ya ons het julle goed genaai in die krieket skaap vokkers! Kom terug en praat as julle kan hierdie verstaan.
midromem 3 years ago 2
so somebodies is a sour loser damn wanna be go trane some more,guess i,m trying to say ,fok jou vaaldoos
maverickmule 3 years ago 4
Ha ha dis stront mar hulle is seker suur oor die rugby
windgat7 3 years ago 3
wat se kak is hierdie?
greggspoon 3 years ago 3
Fuck this song is gay. Yer maybe we had apartheid but america was just as racist to the black african americans aswell. I havn't seen a song bout that.
MA7589 3 years ago
Well the core issue that brought up this song was the imprisonment of the South African writer/painter Breyten Breytenbach, who moved to france and married a woman of vietnemese ancestry. When he went home to South Africa he was imprisoned, one of the charges being that he had married a woman of another race.
That's it, not that he had stolen something, or killed someone, but for marrying a woman of another "race". With that in mind, the South Africans deserved this slamming I'd say.
yannos1000 3 years ago
Are you joking? You actually haven't heard a single song about racism in America?
CosmoSteve 3 years ago
Lame.....
sammcintosh2008 3 years ago
classic
pedro1707 3 years ago
this song is a load of CRAP!!! just because you suck at rugby!!!!! go boks!!!
verlatevlakte 3 years ago
Haha... yup to be fair us english deserved that...
6-32 to the all blacks too. kinda sucks
Credit where credits due.... U Boks are pretty talented
SIANNY01 3 years ago
Afrikaners are the worst people in the whole world.
RMC1989 3 years ago
thats funny...im not south african!
mydadgaveupopcorn 3 years ago
I think this is funny. my dads also south african, he's class and he enjoys this song. whats wrong with taking the mickey! haha
marky141 3 years ago
you can hear these are british people trying to act south african not only is this sad but its insulting and sung by very uneducated and oblivious people
bluffmegz 3 years ago
We arent the ones who were putting burning tyres around the necks of anti-apartheid activists
bob234poo 3 years ago
Idiot, it's the blacks putting burning tyres around the blacks necks. And what about the recent xenophobia attacs, did you see any white people running around burning down shacks and setting people alight? I don't think so. Any way, didn't you used to get licenses to hunt aboriginals? We never had that
henmos 3 years ago 2
we dnt hav aboriginals!!!
i2wanabecool 3 years ago
relax. dont take the song so seriously. and even if they are serious, what the hell does you calling them uneduacated on a video streaming sight do... uh nothing? so stop complaining like you're some victim.
you're just wasting your energy
PyroBT 3 years ago
Hahahaha, this is such a funny song! I'm South African by the way.
rogertheron 3 years ago
the british started apartheid you dump ignorant
piece of dump shit now go and fuck your queen.
pinkcartoonman 3 years ago
Actually Afrikaans are to blame
bob234poo 3 years ago