Snakes on a Plane - Highlights from the Rest of the TV Edit

[jackwdc]

2:07 Obama

[jsh020]

for crying out loud the cartoon network cut of dumb and dumber had more swearing than this

[AbdiXL]

my rear.... my rear man. lol

[TreatyMusic]

3:53 LOL

[Ryukumori2799]

Thai Princess? I LOLD.

[alphamone]

@Ryukumori2799

not to mention that it means that whoever did the tv edit, if their name gets out, could get into trouble if the Thai authorities are feeling especially vindictive (re:inselting authorities).

[alphamone]

@alphamone

royalty*

[ThePk1976]

samuel l jackson is one tough son of a basque and thats a monkey fightin fact and any of you monday to fridays out there who dont like that can kiss my money fuelling rear

[1377ghostrider]

enough is enough, I've had it with these ugly jumping snakes on this crusty bumping plane. every body strap in, I'm about to open some foggy windows

[exactomacto]

I don't see why everybody's so peeved at this. The T.V. edit makes it all the more funny.

[XxMrBossxX29]

the monkey fightin monday-to-friday moneyfueler of a plane stings like a shark that says what my friend that got to do with anything? sh************t

[coolykoko]

son of a basque, clarence

[StarWarsDK]

Did you make this yourself, or was this actually shown on tv?

[nolahornets394]

I can't believe they censored the word hooker.

[TheDMD42396]

@nolahornets394 with "princess" thats almost worse 

[TheAwsome301]

Enough Is Enough I Have Had It With These Monkey Fighting Snakes On The Monday To Friday plane

[MiltonMONOMethMorbid]

You son of a basque!

[nicblank09]

lol u need ta make more i gotta subscribe ta this!!lmao

[BygFury]

LOL Bravo :-)

[evilemperordude]

Such a moronic censor job. Seems like they only cared about replacing offensive words and didn't bother to make the edits work in the context of the dialogue. Though I think the "moneyfueler" and the infamous edit were actual alternate takes.

[lolololololollollol1]

@evilemperordude That was the pont -_______-.

[matman000000]

OMG they dubbed even "bullshit", so much for the land of opportunities.

[RaeLogan]

Whoa! "Stings like shark" has a drastically different voice! It's like the TV edit of Little Nicky where they replaced "Shit" with "Business" as in "Now that was some straight up David Copperfield Business" XD

[danydaplaya]

IM SAMUEL JACKSOONNN! HAVEN"T YOU SEEN MY MOOVVIEES?!?

lol i should watch this next time its on FX

[retroman0000]

Faster than a tai princess.

[Carbon657]

I wish more there were more videos like this on YouTube, I find this stuff really freaken funny. I watched TV edits of Robocop, Lethal Weapon and Tango And Cash many years ago and it was soo funny to hear some of the alternative words used. "You stupid MUDDY FUNKSTER, stop being such an AIRHEAD, I havent got time for this BALONEY, so go stick it up your AIRHOLE". ROFL

[MeanT241985]

My rear.....my rear.....

LMAO

[Hodgey1989]

Doesnt American TV have a "watershed" time?

[MST3K1506]

@Hodgey1989

It's not really possible to have a "Watershead" on North American television, due to the numerous time zones that span the continent. Insteed we have cable, such as HBO or Showtime, where unlike network television, there are no restrictions on content.

[Hodgey1989]

@MST3K1506 Ahhh, good point i didnt think of it like that.

[MentalSelfMutilation]

Creative bleeps.

[SergeantLuke]

It's a pity that the snakes never did any actual monkey fighting. That'd have made the movie flawless, in my book.

[Clay3613]

They can say shit and fag on South Park, yet Samuel L. Jackson gets censored?! BULLSHIT!

[Koolkitties]

stings like shark, doesnt it?

[ToadTReborn]

What (my friend) was that? You tell me that they can't reference (Freaking) (Princesses) on T.V, when (Money fueler)-ing adult swim can get away with it? Thats a piece of (shark)! I gotta say, those (Monkey Fighting) sons of a (bosque) have got there heads to far up there (Rear) somedays it seems.

[kdreamland]

@ToadTReborn They need to (Grab a Seat!) Better (Strap themselevs in)!

[BrokeImmunitysince88]

the only thing funnier between 3:33 & 3:36 would've been if the dude said "my posterior my posterior, man"

[xXMoLtEnMaStAXx]

oh monkey fighting shoot! no cuss words Those sons of beasts! That is such a pain in the rear

[xXMoLtEnMaStAXx]

*RIIPP* Samuel:nice! Stings like

Different Voice:Shark!

[agentbaybob]

SON OF A WHAT?

[silenceofthehills]

Some of those are fine and actually fit when you haven't seen the original version. Not as bad as the famous line being manipulated or some of the more horrible ones on this video.

[iphoria]

Someone call the Thai peoples. Their princess owes us a blowjob.

[facejobby]

champ kind is the pilot, WHAMMMY

[trader2340]

It stings like shark indeed.

[Umbraeku]

Woah, Deja Vu.

[hoserPhalanx]

Son of a basque???

[ericmarshall19]

they can show someone dying but cant say ass?? whats the world coming to..

[TheUzumakiAngel]

''son of a beast'' LOL

[Greekmustard666]

LOL changing thai hooker to thai princess doesn't keep the analogy from still being about a blowjob

[schuter421]

TURN THIS BIG MONEY FUELER LEFT!!!!

[TheSuirad]

my rear man!

[TheMightyS0ren]

the tv edit lines dont even make sense :O

[dachaun92]

When the monday to friday did sharks start stinging????

[chaoticpix93]

@dachaun92 THIS!

[Mehman174]

stings like shark, huh?

[MidoriFan10]

Go down faster than a Thai princess? I find that more insulting than saying Thai hooker.

[a90sfan]

"I need you to stay up here."

"Why?!"

"Because you can't act."

[Boynky]

This made me laugh my REAR off!!

[96HENTON]

turn this big money fueller left troy

[ishouldplayzelda]

"what my friend got that to do with anything."

[pacific14586]

There is a man paid thirty-five thousand dollars every year to do this.

[DonbeeFwz]

My rear... my rear...

Man, that had me laughing so monkeyfighting hard.

[NinjaMuffinMaster]

You can hear the awkwardness in their voices.. 

[MultiUncensored]

its the exact oppisite!!, Thai hooker and a Thai princess

[Sylar03]

They can't say Son of a bitch on FX? That's monkey fightin' lame.

[drawk18]

@Sylar03 yah thats monday to friday stupid

[larsen550]

@Sylar03 Yet MTV and Comedy Central can say the N word without a problem...

[Sylar03]

@larsen550 So can Adult Swim. Ever see The Boondocks?

[MaxRebo120]

@Sylar03 Yes! You can say that on PG television! What the fight?

[CaptHayfever]

@Sylar03 They've been able say that on prime time network TV for at least 2 decades; they sure should've be able to say it on FX 5 years ago.

[bloodrunsclear]

Stings like a shark pony?

[TheSorrow1O1]

"Stings like shark eh ?"

[FunnyBecauseItsTrue]

By switching "hooker" to "princes", they're insulting royalty!

[crankthemfreckles]

my friend dudley?

[s1234520]

SON OF A BASKET!

[mysticdragon75]

Some of these dubs were funny but most did not help the fact that this movie sucked more than any movie I have ever seen!!! And I have seen some sucky movies!!!!!!!!

[HiromiyamotoDesuDesu]

@mysticdragon75

What are you talking about? Snakes on a Plane was honestly the funniest movies I've ever seen.

[Boynky]

TURN THIS BIG MONEYFUELER LEFT!!!! Imagine, that some guy got high-fived for coming up with that!

Turn this big melonfarmer left, Troy!!

[vivalababb]

big money fueler! hahaha.

[SomeApplesauce]

thai princess?! hahahahhahahahah

[LordAaronus]

David Koechner could say "goes down faster than a TIE fighter" and the meaning would still be there.

[johnnye87]

Hmm, so rather than making it match the lip movements (for example, "go down faster than Thai cooking") or make sense ("go down faster than a lead balloon") they opted for something that doesn't fit *or* make any sense ("go down faster than a thai princess"). Genius...

[htam0000]

I remember the last time I got bitten by a shark, it stung like a moneyfueler.

[DeltaComp]

Haha these are all great, but they are nothing compared to the line about monkey fighting snakes on the Monday to Friday plane.

[morthgog]

MY REAR!

[atomic24x7]

omg stings like shark lol

[spiro37]

goes down faster than a tai princess? wtf?

[Mitch1990africa]

thai princess goes down on you faster than a thai hooker?

[Starwind18020]

Damn, this edit is a fucking piece of shit.

Oh sorry, I mean to to say...

Man, this edit is a freaking piece of dung.

[aulous]

GRAB A SEAT clowns...

[UndergroundKid09]

@aulous lmao ha ha ha

[ChupacabraArisco]

my rear....shark what????  lol

[DoodlezNStuff]

...pieces of DUNG? Thai princess? Wow guys, WOW.

[Iceman9872]

Hurts like shark dont it? hahahaa lmao

[ItsMeWario2]

"my rear!"

[BPhoenixProductions]

2:57

It didn't sound like they changed it.

[youtueplayer]

sounds like he said sweet

[BPhoenixProductions]

This TV edit was the one for TBS, but FX used it anyway? That's a fail in itself!

[fuawe]

THAI PRINCESS! XD

[FUKMusicisoverratedM]

Wow, this edited was an EPIC FAIL.

[atomicsharpiie]

The voice overs are so terrible, it's funny.

[Slacktoo]

my rear.... my rear man!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH fucking epic.... i mean, freaking EPIC!!!

[Slamexo]

We'll go down faster than a Thai Princess

[starly396]

LOL! 3:14 is the BEST!!! XDDDD

[allupinyourgrillxxx]

i didn't realize you changed them until like a minute in

[SethP666]

lay off the weed

[XboxliveAddict314]

Stings like a shark, punk?

[steelekilla101]

Man this stings like a shark.......

[cojo65691]

lol the end is the best

[RBCFDDR]

Sit your ass down -> Strap yourself in

What my friend Dudley have to do with anything?

[Tunafleisch]

big moneyfueler rofl

[soccerdank21]

stings like and shark and gameplay funniest!!!!!!!!!!!

[ZippermouthDune]

PIECES OF DUNG!! THAI PRINCESS!!!!

[PlaystationOwnage]

funniest one of all

[RuneyGaming]

wtf is a moneyfueler?

[Xbogey]

lol. Thai princess.

[Nuclearman2]

Surely that's even WORSE than the hooker line? It has the same connotation (I think), except that now they're claiming that the monarchy in Thailand are...well...loose? Can someone explain to me how this is a 'cleaner' edit?

[ForbiddenFruit73]

It gets even weirder when you consider that in Thailand it's literally a crime to defame the monarchy...

[dammitpeterZE]

my rear is the funniest

[vestavixmgs]

my rear man, my rear

[CENSOREDFORSEX]

Stings like shark huh?

[torch512]

turn this big moneyfueler left!

[mikiroony]

Still doesn't beat the "monkey fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane"

[mandi449]

LMAO thai princess.

[Kaitosamakun5]

I wonder how long it took the writers to figure out what to do for these censors...

Son of a Basque?!

This thing will go down faster than a Thai Princess?!?!? What is that even supposed to mean?

[alphamone]

trying to see how insane they could make the lines?

[anfrany1]

LOL lmao i never noticed that hahaha

[EverythingYouEver]

No, he said "What, my friend, that got to do with anything?"

[SenorPwnageX]

You can still hear him say "my ass" at 3:32 - 3:34. I, for one, am very offended.

[labordayweekend]

Why did they even censor ass anyway?  You can say that on TV

[Dawitness11]

I love when they do that

[biolizard13]

sting like shark?

[HugoYoot]

daaammmmnnn i seriously HATE movies on tv.

[derpdederp101]

wat does he say at 2:58 ,smelt?

[thewizardofqz]

i think he says "sweet"

[DanteEven]

"TURN THIS BIG MONEY FUELER LEFT TROY!"

Wow.

[MonkeyOctober]

Did 4Kids get ahold of this?

[conradojavier]

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN

[jermin8tor]

"SHOOT!"

these edits "sting like shark"

[KayLu14]

LOL i lvoe how they replaced "hooker"

with "tai princess"

[thewizardofqz]

Seriously, I was freaking cracking up.

[spencershortyman]

You missed the BEST EDIT!!!!!!

"Im tired of these MONKEY FIGHTING snakes on this MONDAY TO FRIDAY plane!!"

[ILuvMyMiroku]

My favorite one by far has to be "Thai hooker" being changed to "Thai princess"

[conradojavier]

Their Offending Thailand.

[Ghengis1221]

Lulz, Thai Princess.

[JohnnyBoi745]

"...My rear... my rear man!"

lol funniest 1

[MichelletheEchidhog]

lol

[ccaalleexx]

"...he's the toughest Son of the Mask I ever met."

[goku100396]

some of the edits made sense like no shit being changed to no kidding but some of them just sounded like 4kids was in charge of editing

[conradojavier]

4Kids' going global than ever.

[coralinefan]

wow,

i have to agree with TheColorEarth, people who are seeing this for the first time will probably start thinking why Samuel L. Jackson is talking like Juno with lame slang and puns.

[TheColorEarth]

Big money fueler?

Son of a basque?

Stings like shark?

Monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane?

How stupid were the editors, I mean people who are seeing this movie for the first time on FX will think Samuel L Jackson is retarded or really bad at puns.

[TieLandProductions]

shut the friend dudley up you stupid money fueler

[chickensalad]

Perhaps, but think about the overall tone of the movie. Snakes on a Plane was pretty much a big joke, intentionally. I feel like FX was just having fun with it and making it more laughable than it already is.

[jmoneyboy08]

omg now i know samuel didn't say that XD

[altfan]

What does he say in 3:50-3:53?

[altfan]

Wow, some of those edits have really obvious pitch changes.

Some of that censoring actually sounded fine, but I had to laugh at "son of basque".

[gman6501]

money fueler lmao

[rangel20]

"Thai Princess"?!!

Anyway, big up to Agonybooth! Love your site!

[daver360]

I don't get what the effect was in replacing "hooker" with "princess". Surely the bad part of that sentence is the "going down" part, and not the word "hooker"?

So it's ok to talk about blowjobs, as long as royalty is involved?

Making sense, please wait...

Error. Sense not made. Aborting.

[altfan]

Yeah, they should have atleast changed "hooker" to "fighter" so it sounded like "tie fighter" (the things from star wars).

[conradojavier]

Goegre Lucas' gonna sue FOX for that.

[complex973]

lmfao!!! my favorites

"goes down quicker than a thai princess"

"my rear, my rear"

"stings like shark"

"whats my friend dudley got to do with anything"

lmfao 3:40 in the morning

[MilliScenes]

stings like shark!!!

[supersonicZ14]

"What my friend Dudley got to do with anything?"

LOL XD

[Tareltonlives]

No kidding, what a load of gameplaying dung. Enough to make any son of a Basque go freaking crazy faster than a freaking Thai Princess. I got to strap my rear in before this money fueler stings like shark, my friend Dudley

[asimpson1]

It's funny how bad some of these edit changes are. It sometimes make them sound more like Engrish than English. Though some do work, and it sounds more natural then just added poorly.

[JHOW95]

thai princess lol

[singingduckgopher]

Geez, the "Thai Princess" line was horribly dubbed. It almost looked like the video itself was paused to work it in.

[PrestonBowie]

stings like SHARK!

[GrimReaper19]

Hilarious if you remember Deep Blue.

[greatone10]

Turn this big money fueler LEFT!

[animielover2010]

lol