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  • i guess joe didn't take him.....

  • This one did, awesome video

  • soccers only poplular cuz and dumbshit with a foot and ball can kick a goal the size of two midsized sedans! try hitting a goal thats 6'x6' with a 6'1" goalie who covers the whole goal except 5 baseball cap sized pockets. besides soccer has more fans cuz its a poor person sport. just find a rock and you can play, lacrosse you need to pay to play so forgive me that you cant afford a stick!

  • but this one does

  • Day 2 on finding @XxIshxXCwalk comment.  Food and water running low

  • @XxIshxXCwalk congratulations faggot

  • The other goalies dignity was demolished...

  • lacrosse is for old fags.

  • @XxIshxXCwalk you sir have just won the Guinness World Record for smallest scrotum in the world. why don't you take your pussy ass over to the navy lacrosse practice field and say that to one of the 6'5" defensemen's face and see how he takes it, you queer.

  • @punk1126 its still for old fags. i bet i cud run faster than that 6'5" guy.

  • @XxIshxXCwalk big mouth for a man with a little penis

  • @MrSpartanczar big mouth for a woman with a big dick. get owned.

  • @XxIshxXCwalk gratz, you know how to copy and paste

  • @XxIshxXCwalk You're worse at comebacks than Steven Hawking is at walking.

  • @masterfoo2 dont bring stephen hawking into this.. hes a great man and u arent even close to him..... and yes. lacrose is for nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oobs..

  • @XxIshxXCwalk You will never be half the man your mother is.

  • @punk1126 YAY. my name on top comment :DDD

  • That Goalie has better dodges than attackmen i Know -__-

  • people be hatin on us laxers jeez everyone needs to chill and do their own thing that goalie is one bad ass

  • @elchinoloks1 fuck u

  • I dont think Joe took him...

  • true that yoyo2100

    

  • what a stupid sport

  • @tomdamann Have u ever played it??!!!! FUCK man lacrosse has more skill in it than watteva fuck u play. Have fun with ur little netball game u arse.

  • @467india to be fair hockey is much harder.

  • @yoyo21OO dunno i mean you get hit harder, thats a given, but i thnk they are pretty equal over all

  • wtf. is that tenis with goals?

  • @TheLovroB Your a fucking retard, you would suck dick at lacrosse.

  • @lif3islax31

    we haven't got this sport in europe. football (soccer) is the greatest sport in the world an usa sucks dick when playing it.

  • @elchinoloks1

    Soccer? You know what the hardest part of soccer is?

    Admitting to your parents that you're gay.

    And.. What's girls lax? Is it like that uh.. What's it called.. WNBA? What kinda shit is that..?

  • @eyeheartlax ur just jealous because this shity sport will never be popular soccer isnt gay if any sport is gay is this one whats so cool about a bucnh of queers running around chasing butterflies

  • @elchinoloks1

    Soccer is most definitely gay. There isn't one straight person that plays the sport. If they're married, it's just a front. As for the whole, "bunch of queers running around chasing butterflies" comment, you're an idiot. You obviously have never watched a pro game. There are just as many, if not more, hits than in football, and it's much more of a fast paced sport, and you actually have to have conditioning. Soccer, no contact. Yes conditioning, but any contact means penalty. Fag.

  • @eyeheartlax ur sport isnt even more popular than double dutch and yes there isnt one straight guy that plays lacrosse or as i like to call it catching butterflies and fast pace you dont even run more than 1 minute before you take a break and yeah its so popular that seats never get filled to watch that boaring sport and when you score you just clap and in soccer you celebrate it because its the best sport ever and it shows ur love for the team and for the sport

  • @elchinoloks1

    You're a fucking idiot. 'boaring' isn't even a word. That's what it means when you try to type and it gives you a red line underneath it.. 1 minute my ass. If you've got possession of the ball, you won't sub out. Try watching an MLL game. The stadium gets filled. In lacrosse, when you score, you go fucking crazy! You have no knowledge whatsoever about lacrosse. You obviously live under a rock, because I live in Texas, and it's not even big down here, but people still know it..

  • @elchinoloks1 hey penis mouth, you wanna get stick checked to the stomach, knees, or throat, oh wait you dont have the balls too because you make fun of sports with a huge fan base who would kick ur ass while you try to troll on youtube, faggot.

  • @eyeheartlax And to u, I dont appreciate u calling soccer players gay. Im as straight as a man can be and I play soccer. Granted, Im not a wimp who fakes getting hurt for a penalty, but still.

  • @TheRainingcake

    It was an exaggeration, and a bit of joking. It pisses me off when people talk shit about a sport they know nothing about.

  • @eyeheartlax Yeah same here.

  • @elchinoloks1 listen kid. If u hate lacrosse so much, stop watching these vids. And saying the crap u are isnt gonna get u anywhere. Yes, I play soccer and lacrosse. I like both very much. And I have to say lacrosse is not just "chasing butterflies" Its way more than that. It actually takes skill and time and energy. So just shut up. U know nothin about the sport so dont assume ur some expert.

  • How the heck does he cradle that well?????? Awesome goal btw

  • thats whats up man. i dont think u should be playin goalie. id put you at midfield.

  • thats some G shit right there.. Hell yah bro

  • why is he playing goalie..?

  • that attackmen should've went on the shift to stay on that goalie and on the other hand that goalie did the sickest face dodge leading to the shot lmao

  • I cant help but cry...god show sir...good show.

  • nice

    

  • i am a lax goalie for girls lacrosse but that was amazing!

  • 8-0 fuck. Id cry

  • that wasnt a bad slide

  • nice

    

  • what the fuck are they playing

  • just look at the guy at :21 and you can understand how the goalie scored.

  • see most people hate on LAX cuz we hate on baseball but the thing is is LAXers played baseball and we know its gay... but the haters havent played LAX. So get on our level weve played your shitty sport, try an awesome one.

  • @kickmewulf I Play Baseball because Iv Always Been Good At It Now I Dont And I Play Lax  And Now Lax Fucking Rules And Baseball Fucking SUCKS!!

  • Is that a real sport?

  • @PA1NA9THI0NA8I1KOS3 no its just an invented sport pretty gay

  • @elchinoloks1 this sport was "invented" by native americans before the United States of America was "Invented" you soccer playing pussy. it can't be a combination of sports that didn't exist when it was created, you high school drop out. you play the softest sports in the world and you act like a total badass. you're like a kid that thinks he's a boss cuz he won a pillow fight.

  • @ironsteely i think its funny how you think playing a badass sport makes u cool? what the hell man.. get a fucking life you are saposed to play a sport for the fun in playing it.. and the competitveness.... get over yourself u "badass" LOL

  • @ironsteely soccer is very demanding as lax physically runnin but soccer players a re pussy omg he tripped me im out coach lax u fuckin get hit and beat to shit and lax is like football and hockey

  • @ironsteely ur sport sucks then to be invented for over what 100 years and to only have 1000 fans

  • @elchinoloks1 Okay, first of all, what are you, 8? You're either a preadolescent or an arrogant and ignorant adult who has a lot of maturing to do. Second of all, aren't all sports invented?

  • @MrTr0lol well 49 people seem to agree with me, and none agree with you, go fuck yourself

  • I have all respect for this man now, I envy you Joe.

  • I love how all the guys that watch this all are hating on girls lax when they haven't even tried it...and everyone on here why can't we just get along and all watch the sport we all love?

  • what fuking sport is this i thought it was soccer oh yeah also how the fuk do u take away the ball from a fucking jellyfish net this is the easiest sport ever

  • @elchinoloks1 your fucking retarded go play it its lacrosse you will get your ass handed to you, you idoit, you would get owned its one of the most popular sports out there and you dont know what it is? jelly fish net? fucking retard go drink bleach.

  • @WesleyVantHull hahah this lame as sport i would be the best at this fuk lacrosse how hard can it be also one of the popular sports my ass i never even heard of it before does it come after cricket hahaha or little league softball hahaha this is a gay ass sport its sports like this and rugby that are gay cuz this like a fuking combination of soccer which is the best and i own at soccer too and fucking football and baseball hahah bitch tell ur mom to come drink my bleach

  • @elchinoloks1 that explains everything...you play soccer. field ferry

  • @WesleyVantHull i wouldnt say its popular... its fun as Duece though

  • @WesleyVantHull actually your a fucking retard, lacrosse is not one of the most popular sports out there lmao, its only "popular" n i use that term loosely in america...how much do pro laxer make? not nearly as much as any other pro sport

  • @bgrynyk23 its ppl like you ,the ones who dont play sports and sit at home eating twinkies and watching re-runs of of the cosby show, tht ruin a good video and try to ruin a great game. Why does it matter how much a laxer makes,as long as he or she is enjoying the sport money doesnt matter,so go fuck ur self Im An Official LaxBro And I Approve This Message BITCH

  • @bgrynyk23 its is the fastest growing sport in america, and we play lax not for money, but because we actually enjoy it.

    baseball players get paid

    laxers get laid

  • @elchinoloks1 who the hell are you

  • im the guy that posted the comment who r u and y do u give a fuk who i am r u here to tell me im cool cuz i say lacrosse is gay

  • @elchinoloks1 relax...i don't get why u came on here to hate on lacrosse. its kinda sad lol just play ur sports and enjoy them. If u think lax is "gay" than keep it to yourself. Just one thing though, lacrosse is not easy, no sport in the world is easy other wise it wouldn't be a sport.

  • @elchinoloks1 Shut the fuck and go back to Mexico. Fuck off.

  • @elchinoloks1 Ha jellyfish net u got 2 be kidding me wat sport do u play kid, probly soccr. y u hatin on lax and its 100% harder to cradle and dodge with a golie stik than with a mid or attak stick so get ur facts right u fucking foot farie

  • 8 -0? oh yea big accomplishment for that golie to score on a crappy team

  • Is this single A?

  • so this is varsity?

  • some one hit that kid why did no one slide?

  • "TAKE ME BRETT LETS GO NOW!"

  • that defender sucked..

    

  • lol, 8-0

  • lol look at 4 eyes 00:21 bottom left corner lol

  • actually he did score, so goalies do score

  • @LaxBro005511 no shit the title was sarcastic, hence the quotation marks dumb person

  • almost had respect for the goalie until i realized the team they were playing sucked

  • pencrest blows

  • he must be asian, so sneaky

  • gotta slide with body

    

  • 9 people were on the other team

  • \/ stfu girls lax u just run down the feild drop the ball and run the other way...and we have pads so look at foot ball and if u call football plyrs pussys u retarted. In girls u CANT hit at ALL bich 8--------- suk it

  • @DA7andrew cry much, and please football players for the most part are not as tough as most other sports. i used to love it when football guys would walk into our wrestling practice and i would make guys who outweighed me by 30, 40 or even 50 pounds look like little girls. and lacrosse players are much tougher than football players. we wear thinner padding and hit just as much, we even hit with metal sticks. and to add to the girls comment, girls can hit stick only, and they make contact anyway.

  • @DA7andrew also both of my cousins play women's lacrosse and they always have cuts and bruises on their arms and legs, ect. so please before you open your mouth and make yourself sound like an ass, think before you speak, and attempt to use somewhat proper english. for the love of god if this is what you talk like in real life ill just laugh in your face because you sound like an uneducated, classless moron.

  • everyone shut the fuck up! girls Lax isnt a sport, so what. we can do most things guys do, and we do it in highheels! at my school it is a sport, and the pussies (known as guys) wear so much protecion its sad. so wat if u get hit, u deal with it! be a man and suck it up! now for any pussies (yet again the guys) make me a sandwich and get a life!

  • @ilovecheeseystuff You are retarded, girls lacrosse hits less that soccer. Most players in guys lacrosse buy the smallest pads and then cut them down smaller. Stupid cunt

  • Haha he knew what the fuck he was going to do as soon as he picked off that pass. Sneaky little bastard....

  • chill as bro right there give him a d@mn natty and sandwich.

  • @RAMADAMDAM85 Fistbump, bro.

  • 1. Middies sucked

    2. Defense was WEAK

  • I would just wrap check him in the elbow.

  • Eat shit.

  • i am in shock i truly think that is the best goalie i think ive ever seen last year we had a pretty good goalie he went up to varsity as an 8th grader and james is nothing compared to him. he is god but in pads and with a goalie stick

  • nice goal but why take so much credit for sucky D

  • That was sick. My goalie tried that once and he got cross checked. It was so illegal it wasn't even funny but the ref didn't call it. Probably because we were up by like 10 so he didn't want them to get embarrassed...

  • @shadowhawk21200 whoops meant to say arms, i had a concussion when i wrote that.

  • 9 goalies got scored on by a goalie....

  • This just shows how bad Upper Darby is

  • how the fuck did they let him score

    

  • Lax bros!

  • i hope he knows how dangerous that is.if i did that [i obviously play goalie] and the goalie made the save,empty net everyone

  • @potsticker11 well if youre not confident enough to make your way over there shoot AND SCORE THE GOAL then you obviously shouldnt do it in the first place

  • this girl lax argument is tuckering me out. you know what girls suck at? BASEBALL. good ol baseball :) hahahaaaaaa

  • Joe didnt take him.

  • @gearsofwarftw he said "Joe take it" you deaf fuck.

  • @gearsofwarftw this is my favorite comment i have ever seen on youtube.

  • @McGiggitygoo Im sorry if I respect girls more than I respect sexist guys. Actually, on second thought, im not sorry.

  • @dragy148816 clever.

  • he ROCKS!!!!!

  • That other team is terrible

  • I'm a hockey player, but I've always had mad respect for LAX players.

  • yes they do lol :)

  • i got goosebumps when he scored

  • Goalie of the year

  • broooooooo

  • slow ass midfielders

  • @mryou2ube

    lazy ass midfielders

  • @DJKotaDogg i bet you didn't

  • @DJKotaDogg you forgot to mention that know one cares

  • @DJKotaDogg why are you going forward so often? let the offense do its job

  • Man i wish my whole team had J's..

  • This was my goal this year before i remembered we had no backup :/

  • @UNNOETlG its called lacrosse and is the greatest sport ever made. it was made by native north americans and has evolved into the sport that we all (us lacrosse fans) love today. i also assume, that because you called it 'gay' you are either a baseball, football, or soccer player/fan. am i right? cause i know i am.

  • @UNNOETlG It's called fuck off.

  • why do they call uit goalies dont score when he did?

  • next brett queener?

  • lacrosse is dumb, don't start bitching to me it's what i think, i only got to this vid through a facebook link

  • @ieezhappycannibal im not hating or anything, but FUCK OFF!

  • HEY, IM A MIDFIELDER AND I NEED A NEW HEAD I PLAY FACEOFFS AND ITS MY 2 YEAR PLAYING AND I HAVE CATCHING AND THROWING DOWN.. CAN SOMEONE SUGGEST A GOOD HEAD THANKS

  • @IB34ST a clutch

  • @IB34ST bionic from stx or a proton power

  • @IB34ST proton U

  • yes its impressive, but im a goalie (part time) and its not that hard to run and juke, actually easier than playing shortie. but the shooting is truly amazing

  • goalies have the best stick skills!

  • everyone shut up. Lacrosse rules. how lucky is it that you get to play? all luckier than i i meet you in person.... that for sure. you dont mess with goalies!

  • lol 

  • 29 girls thumbs up that highest rated comment. girls lax is for fucking pussies. 

  • bad ass man

  • Lol I did that once but missed :(

  • Goalie blocks ball, crowd is silent.

    Goalie starts running down field, crowd is silent.

    Goalie jukes out defender, crowd is silent.

    Goalie scores with the ball, Crowd: YEAAAHH!!!!!

  • wait y is the likinpark dude fighting wht she lovesmusic14

  • @TheCoolDork99 cuz linkinpark's being a douchebag

  • @Shelovesmusic14 yes, your picture indicates youre beat as fuck. yes, i am hating on girls lacrosse, only because dumb bitches like you think that girls lax is as much of a sport as men's lax. good fucking joke. oh and if i had to resort to getting any from girls that look like you, i'll look elsewhere

  • @linkinpark66011 You're so right. Girls lacrosse is a joke. We can never convince them though, they wont ever know how much more we run or how many hits we take and get back up. Ignorant bitches bring shame to the name of lacrosse.

  • @Colorationz its funny how they think anything they do physically is considered a sport. it's just Title IX that gave them the right to do anything....

  • The only thing girls are good at in lacrosse is handling their sticks

  • I don't care if he is Barrack Obama or the goalie if he is in my hole he will be on the ground.

  • If i was losing 7 to nothing and this goalie scored on me id chuck norris round house kick him in the nuts then do the same for every defender on my team... that is all

  • @TheBobofi i've tried it. it's not hard. especially when the other team isn't going to hit you, ever. you have nothing to worry about while it's coming to you so if you practice it enough it's really not that difficult at all

  • @linkinpark66011 in girls lax u can hits each others sticks

  • @TheBobofi oh god i'm so sorry, i forgot how physically demanding it is to catch a ball with a girl flailing her arms at the stick...sorry but your points are no longer valid. girls lax is less of a sport than billiards

  • @linkinpark66011 Girls lacrosse is just as much of a sport as guys lacrosse, all right? So stop being sexist and retarded. What if girls ran up to you and started wacking you with sticks? Would you like it? Didn't think so. So stop it.

  • @dragy148816 Girls lacrosse isn't a sport. You can't do shit and we run more than you bitches all day so go back to the kitchen.

  • @Colorationz Hey. Watch who you're telling to get back into the kitchen. I'm a dude. And yes, I play Men's Field Lacrosse. So how about you go ahead and tell a woman in real life to get back in the kitchen. See what happens. I've seen people say it. The results are not pleasant at all.

  • @dragy148816 ive done that before.........

  • @SUlax1017 well its not a very nice thing to say.

  • @dragy148816 what if a guy came up and hit the crap out of you

  • @dakingman007 Dude. I play lax. Happens to me every day. whats your point?

  • @linkinpark66011 HAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA­HHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA