Soup Kitchen in My Pants

[biggiddyballs]

*turbolift shuts* afsuschkoyloeu

[dayjoborchestra]

"meet you under the pool table" was reversed and learned, recorded again saying it backwards, and reversed again. Thus it sounds "correct" but backwards-like in nature. See?

[jewransom]

What did Picard say backwards?

[10JWoww]

@jewransom I don't think it was actually backwards, because I made him out saying"Jesus Christ, you and me under the pool table" XD

[noeticaldesign]

put tzu in one of your vids.

[CryingInTheShower]

I've been watching most of these now, and i'm litterarly crying right now! Genious!

[ponyride23]

Go fuck a fruit basket!!

[xclavex]

Do androids get hemorrhoids?

[Clydieooo]

I feel like I'm missing something when I watch this?

[LargeBoggle]

@Clydieooo a sense of humour?

[Clydieooo]

@LargeBoggle

I must be as I never would have thought up such a witty retort like that!

Honestly I was stunned by it, you fucking genius! By LargeBoggle I'm guessing you mean "large brain" because mate, you must have a huge noggin to think of something as funny and original as that.

I've always thought about doing stand up (I should reconsider now it's clear I have no sense of humour), do you have any tips for me? I can only assume you're the funniest guy in your group of friends!

[thedood1980]

That opining is great!!! 

[fuckthatdontneedone]

...need Febreze. WORF!!

[TheGzeus]

My tendency for extrapolation is shown in my reaction to "you're more african than me", which was "Hmm.. Actually he is. Considering the origin of all humans in Africa, and his origination off-planet, probably using all non-earth materials..."

NEEEERD.

[arkwright2003]

after a long day being filled with hate and anger seeing pickard say shitface always makes me chill.

[ernestlives]

I wish DJO was my dad. :(

[powdersullivan]

I'm crying right now. Fucking hilarious!

[CounterNerd]

Do they actually say "Shit face" in the real episode? XD

[HokageSama13]

@CounterNerd They actually said "Cheat fate". but shitface is just as good. Better even :)

[CounterNerd]

@HokageSama13

lmao it's excellent!! xD

[Hexcath]

......shit...face? Time for some android head. Why don't you lose the top?

[carpediemfaun]

"Can I shave your half sister?" LMFAO!!

[niboro2]

These DJO sure is goddam FUNNY!

[icyhotonmynuts]

These keep getting better and better

[Behrzad]

ya ya ya ya ya you wanna fuck?

[marktrade88]

WAIT. Do androids get hemorrhoids?

[evawulf]

@marktrade88 Of course. And-rhoids.

[HipHopiz4Real]

Peruvian cocaine, great song

[UpSky2]

1:05 f - reminds me of Robert Frost's 'The Housekeeper', final lines:

She raised her voice above the closing door:

"Who wants to hear your news, you - dreadful fool..."

[labattman]

can i shave your half sister....ha!

[Jaikodragon]

It was hilarious XD too bad it was out of sync though.

[HeroicPunk]

I'd say a lot of your lip-syncs are reaching a bit, they don't really match up that well, but when they DO match, they are just... stellar. Like the ending with "You're more African than me. What up, shit-face?" Just awesomely hilarious. Great job.

[Lacivicus]

that's terrible in all the best ways imaginable; three thumbs up, I think.

[xxyhhgg]

0:59 Houfen!! YES!!



[staticmunk7777]

hahahahahaah this is so funny thank you for posting and making this awesome vid

[goodonebruce]

123 people were not high when they watched this.

[GamlaSonn]

Sheet Face *deep breath* - nearly spilled my soda water :>

[NickMueh]

Need frabreeze. Worf! - great video

[Berret25]

Worf!! Come on, here boy, here boy, here boy, here boy!

[Chickenbranches]

you're more african than me, what up shit face? XD

[bgfilms]

@Chickenbranches

....SHIT-FACE?!

[scizm1]

whos bringing the goddam JUICE!?!?!?!?!

[fuckthatdontneedone]

@scizm1 ...awkward

[desolatefix]

WORF!! here boy here boy here boy lmfao

[sr20kschmitz]

1:48 an on

[DJBassEnergy]

Shit Face?? HMMMM!!!

[Krafterr4]

@DJBassEnergy Time for some android head.

[eolsunder]

im sorry i thought this would be dumb, but i was laughing my butt off LOL  mmm can i shave your half-sister ahahaha

[octoron85]

How do they take a piss or shit with those uniforms?

[blackerthanebony100]

0:53 When I walk out of class I always go "Come on; Here boy, Here boy."

[gingergingerginger1]

The music lip-syncing is awesome

[freezingrainfilms]

(02:00) This is probably the BEST part

[Mrsemmad71]

Oh Fuck - I can't breathe from laughing so hard!

Thanks for the giggles DJO

[theblackopsHQ]

Does any body know the name of that immortal technique song?

[bigtimepeace]

@theblackopsHQ The Immortal Technique song is called Peruvian Cocaine. It's great.

[Shad0wSpill]

Who's bringin the god-damn JUICE?

...Awkward!

[TheJonDover]

Shit face?

My face hurts from laughing... This is like the tenth time I watch this. I may be retarded.

[wickedpissa25]

DJO needs to start selling bumper stickers.

"I scream bullshit sandwiches"

[UpSky2]

@wickedpissa25 I second the motion!

I think the ideal D.J.O. bumper sticker would be

YOU'RE MORE AFRICAN THAN ME - 'WHAT UP, SWEETFACE?'

:)

[wickedpissa25]

@UpSky2 "Calculate Penis!"

[Th3UprightMan]

@UpSky2 shitface*

[UpSky2]

@Th3UprightMan Well, that was uncalled for.

[lokd1]

what the hell is applejuice?!!

[jakecornish5]

Shit face? Hmmmm

[L8onL8on]

O'Brien's "FUCK" expression = priceless.

[xXAlexavierXx]

LMFAO 

[SnuFFyMcPuFFy]

What up Shit Face !

[bachterman]

now with added mormon juice!

[VertigoDeath83]

"I'll give ya some soup and woo ya after" ROFL ;) U guys rock!

[Trekker1996]

So funny

[blackspiraldancer6]

there is no such thing as bad langauge. only bad people. fuck is not even a word. it as an acronymn, for unlawful carnal knowledge

[RWT683]

@blackspiraldancer6 "Fuck" is a word. It goes back to Anglo-Saxon, it has cognates in all Germanic languages ("ficken" in German). The original meaning it probably "to hit, to strike" but it has been used for centuries with the meaning "to have sex." Compare with "to bang her."

[blackspiraldancer6]

@RWT683 thank you for clearing that up! if you would not of said something i would of went on for the rest of my life thinking it was an acronymn. i went a little far saying it was not a word, because even if it was an aconymn, which i know now it is not, it has surely become a word used in everday life the world over. fuckin teachers man, dont know their shit.9th grade english, reading romeo and juliet, thats what my teacher told me

[RWT683]

@blackspiraldancer6 You think your English teacher was bad? I had a 9th grade math teacher that got into an argument with the class when she said the sun revolved around the earth and the whole class told her she was wrong.

I agree a lot of public school teachers suck. I learned almost nothing in school. If I know anything today it's what I taught myself.

[blackspiraldancer6]

@RWT683 i have to say, that is farking terrible. at least fuck as an arconymn was an urban myth, where as the sun revolving around the earth is almost as bad as the flat earth theory. i bet she was christian

[broodwichmaster]

Does anyone have any idea how much offensive material is on youtube? And if we have the freedom to watch what youtube allows us to watch, we also have the freedom to not watch it, but to say negative things about material one finds negative seems to be a bit hypocritical.

[Googlagahummike]

"Fat chicks are in my house and I don't know any Beatles!"

[ThatWeirdo04]

"What up, shitface?"

"SHITFACE?"

[lovetranscends]

@ThatWeirdo04 mmmmm....time for some android head

[treckie101]

What episode is the video taken from?

[cyberdemon107]

where am i supposed to laugh?

[SSJZTrunks91]

@cyberdemon107 Probably at Picard's reaction to Data calling him "shitface"

[magnumhadmama]

please do more, this is wonderful. all of it.

ive been watching for years, just thought id give a thumbs up.

[harrypotterfantng]

The other TNG outake videos are funnier. This one's OK

[judiluvshercules999]

fat chicks are in my house,and i don't know any beatles......lololololo

[Freddran]

What the hell is with the Apple JUICE??

[4allgamers]

2:03 loool



[SpartanStig117]

thats the best description of any video ever haha

[TheDarkFrontier]

I scream bullshit sandwiches

[RonanO1510]

Shitface...hmmmmmmm

[McCoYiSaWsOmE101]

"Who's bringin the god dam JUICE?" -love

[enigma800]

"I scratch when I fuck, like a frigging horse."

[Allisonlovessamiches]

data humming gets me every fricken time!!!!

[QueenAwesomenes]

this is one of my favourite of your videos, DJO. well done!

[TheArcsolus]

quality funny as fuck

[morganaravens]

"worf here boy here boy here boy!"

[superjules]

infinite xtra points for the Trilok Gurtu name drop.

[Kairukurumi]

I love the description!

[krull4444]

DJO is the reason YouTube was created in the first place. Brilliant!!!

[SuperKnuckels]

pause and press 2 for a sword in your ass

[aCivilServant]

Bubba, show me your nipples before I change my mind!

[ilovemcr863]

I just got hardcore abs from watching this video. Thanks guys! :D

[JoEbYX]

Nothing, ever, in my life, has made me laugh as hard as these videos. My kids actually got frightened by my convulsions and left the room. My chest hurts and I'm hoarse now but it's worth it.

[bigjames88]

Who's bringing the god damn JUICE! lol

[VP181S]

Have you guys ever had any kind of response from the Star Trek crew?

Just be careful not to piss them off - they got phasers and shit!

[danwat1234]

@VP181S They also got Photonic cannons! Well, at least Robert Picardo does!

[GoggleEyedOne]

the Immortal Technique syncing at the beginning is brilliant ;)

[LastStandforLiberty]

@GoggleEyedOne Perfect syncing.

[compdude47]

@VaterOrlaag "Cheat Fate"

[compdude47]

You didn't give RIker anything to say at 0:43 :(

[djsalanah]

Time for some android head

[ArekkuTrax]

Awkward. I scratch when I fuck, like a frickin horse!

[stikcler]

I wanna be a pancake Tuesday and go white water rafting after?

I scream bullshit sandwiches. You and me can have some jizzum, hmmm?

[ReaperP7]

113 people just can't take the curse werds... cause their bad... MKAY?

[ViviBlackmyst]

Juice! XDD

[bedhed69]

I see, but whos bringing the goddam juuuuuice??

[lunaseraph1]

LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!!!!!!!

[mgoerndt]

Thumbs up everone who scratches when they fuck, like a friggin horse.

[dayjoborchestra]

@MrmnGrl You're right; and I wasn't trying to be hurtfull and I'm sorry for that. It's just our style of comedy; it's mostly random, and what comes out comes out! Would you ask Eddie Murphy or George Carlin to try not to swear? When they get older and know the difference between foul language as shock comedy vs foul language used with cruel intent, they might appreciate our humour.

[stvndberryhill]

@dayjoborchestra You don't have to explain yourselves to these uppity christian fucks.

[gnulen]

@MrmnGrl you fucking fucktard eat shit and die.

[MrmnGrl]

@gnulen You, my friend, are obvious evidence of the ignorance and classlessness of the online community. No one was talking to you, so I can either assume that you are a troll or a sad person easily offended by opinions displayed through civilized comments that were not directed towards you. Either way, you're not worth any further response.

[dayjoborchestra]

@MrmnGrl You go, Mrmn Girl!

[MrmnGrl]

@dayjoborchestra Thanks ;)

[MusicalMisanthropist]

@MrmnGrl there's just something about hearing the characters from star trek cursing...it's hilarious I think. That's my opinion of why it's funny

[MrmnGrl]

@MusicalMisanthropist People don't seem to understand, I think the video is funny, too. Honestly, I don't understand why I received enough negative votes to hide my comment... I wasn't dissing the video, I just politely said that people should respect the opinions of others, and that I'm sad I can't share it with my younger brother and sister because they'd be uncomfortable with the language displayed.

[dayjoborchestra]

@MrmnGrl We understand; it's just a pointless comment. YOU know we're popular because of our style, and you're probably smart enough to know that commenting on anything leaves you open to other people commenting. And you know we're not gonna change. There's a guy who wants us to stop saying "Jesus" in our videos. Next some fucker won't like us using nouns. Where does it end?

[redrumredrum89]

@MrmnGrl I say quit being a whinny pussy words don't hurt ppl .youtube frank Zappa on cross fire

[MrmnGrl]

@redrumredrum89 Well I say come up with a more original insult if you wanna seem intelligent or "badass". But then you're probably not gonna take that advice, are you?

[ghosterdude]

@MrmnGrl define swearing.

[DrTranIsMyHero]

@MrmnGrl

Why did you even post this?

[jtpfreak]

All your Star Trek's are hilarious. Brilliant!

[jas0123]

I think star hood trek is funnier, you guys should check them out

[H4rdcor3TilliDi3]

why carnt i see all the vids in in my sub box ?, i only get a few

[kellnoor]

talk to data backwards!!

[PointyMetalEdges]

hay DJO. Great videos. But can you not say "apple juice" anymore? It offends my exchange student friend who lost his parents in a freak apple juice factory accident. Thanks.

[gogogogodzilla]

PURE GENIUS

[DarkYggdrazil]

"WHAT!?" 

[rhymeswithgabriel]

LOL IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE AT THE BEGINNING

[dlmaston]

"I use to run a soup kitchen....in my pants"! F-ing hilarious! After all this time, your videos still make me laugh my arse off! DJO ROCKS!!

[raymoreclef]

@dlmaston I thought it was funnier when right after Data said "Shit face" and Capt was all upset... "Shit face... hmmmmm?" It was lined up so perfect. "How me your Nipples" "I would but I don't havem"

[Kwestdaroc4]

I, scream, bullshit sandwiches, you and me can have some, Jizzism.

[GunmanProductionsTV]

0:05 Peruvian Cocaine - Immortal Technique

1:14 Linkin Park - Papercut

1:19 Disturbed - Stupify

Good songs :)

[MadDog243]

turn it down worf.

aww but this is immortal technique....fuck

[MadeleineIV]

What the hell is apple juice?!?

[Dionys81]

1:27 "Yea yea yea yea, You wanna fuck?"

2:02 "-What up, shit face?

-Shit face?? *Sigh**!"

Fucking classic.

[hollywoodwerewolf]

i'm laughing until my ribs hurt then I laugh some more

[death2952]

transcribe the audio and read what it says for when picard talks to data backwards.

[shock3421]

400,000 people got trolled by @lovethatturtle

[AmiiMaj]

I... scream bullshit sandwiches. You n me can have some jizzum. *stares at camera*

[AmiiMaj]

WARF!

[pruittmckean]

fat chicks are at my house and i don't know any beetles

[jabinya]

This is epic. Random comedy,love it.

[lancsno1]

Immortal Technique nice haha

[Salavander]

Waddup, shit face?

Shit FACE? HMMMMMM

[JamesA7X8]

Dont quit your day job orchestra.

[MiceHellHillPips]

"I scratch when I fuck, like a friggin' horse"... HAHAHAHAHA. Omg, too funny.

[mebossyounothing]

apple juice

[olllj]

oh wow nice voices and nice script.

[Bailey260012]

OMG WIN!

[mesugozu]

WHY DOES DJO MAKE ME SO HAPPY?!?! Have my babies. 

[theshawnmccoy]

Fat Chicks Are In My House, And I Don't Know Any Beatles!

xDD

[SpartanStig117]

me have a wooden, face, i like my ice extra cold.ooh ice, mmmmmmmmmmmh

[ozzsam]

I love the hint of Arnie in Picards voice

[rakatika]

What does Picard say to Data backwards?

[maashysteria]

@rakatika "You and me under the pool table." Semi-backwards.

[RonanO1510]

Shitface... Hmm

[asuch874]

101 Romulans have no fuckin sense of humor.

[bullocktheo]

i scream bullshit sandwiches you and me can have some jizm

[bullocktheo]

feal like theres a sword in my ass oooowwwnnn!!!!!!!

[tylerdurden666able]

i see... WHO"S BRINGING THE GOD DAMN JUICE!!

[tjmady]

I usually don't like this stupid stuff. But watching Geordi rap is always nice.

[gerryol]

brahahhahah

l *wipes eyes

 brahahahhaha

[halloni]

I can't get enough of the rap in the beginning, they should make an whole episode like that :D

[daviru02]

It keeps gettin funnier every single time I see it!!!

Ill give you a bowl of soup and woo you after!

[TheCigarhett]

Apple juice is a phrase perfect for syncing because of the way the mouth moves when it's said.

[mardy69]

It looks like he's actually saying 'Shit? Face?' ROFLMFAO

This is the funniest fucking thing the entire HIP part 1!

[oasisfleeting]

the term 'swear words' is offensive to me. Don't use it. Say fuck and shit instead

[LmaoFactor172]

FUCK!!!!!! XD