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  • 0:59 = VOICECRACK

  • That's messed up how a Cattle Decapitation song is in the suggested videos. I really hope she recovers. I will pray for you :)

  • How can people be so disgusting and disrespectful to this poor woman who has survived such a terrible thing! Can you not just be happy for her her a little ounce of sympathy?! All of you immature little children who have posted sick comments do not deserve to have access to the internet...

  • I laughed more at this video than I laughed at anything else in my entire life - what's wrong with me! I hate myself.

  • 0:57 the doctor finally hit puberty.

  • she went full retard

  • in all honesty, id rather die than to live like that.

  • A miracle would be if she came out with the ability to fly. Surviving an accident in really bad shape with permanent damage and completely dependent on your doctors and their tools is not a miracle.

  • That goes to show you that life is so precious. I wish Planned Parenthood Organization felt that way.

  • i had the sound off and i thought this was a joke at first. i was talking on the phone cracking up, the i replayed it with the sound and felt like such a dick

  • What kind of life should be this? I mean this woman is blessed, but try to immagine your entire life like that. If I was her personally I would like to have someone to help me die peacefully, I would choose euthanasia!

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  • I laughed now I'm going to hell >:(

  • I will go to hell, i laughed during this vid... : (

  • this is pure comedy!

  • it's a great story, but after watching the second half of it where she gets her eyes fixed, I was saddened to hear that she gave no glory to God for the miracle, and instead of wanting to read His word the Bible, her desire was to read the new Harry Potter. People need Jesus, not Harry Potter.

  • @godluvsmormons You know how people can be...they survive something like this, and then the most "important" thing they look forward to in their life is some fictional book about a boy wizard.

  • @godluvsmormons Maybe she's not a believer or a Christian. Just love and accept her for who she is and has gone through. She could be spiritual in her own way, for all we know. As for the Harry Potter book, I'd say to let her read what she wants. She's not physically or emotionally harming herself in doing so. She's just reading for the fun it. She certainly deserves to have some fun from the whole ordeal.

  • @godluvsmormons Not everyone is a Christian, you know. And its not a crime to read Harry Potter.

  • bless her heart, she survived for a reason.

  • any one know how she's doing now? about 4 years later

  • @PinkZebraCheer She's alive,healthy and happy. ;)

  • @Meor40 that is a horrible thing to say she actually in 2007 the only thing still wrong with her was her eyes and I'm pretty sure she's almost back to normal now

  • life is fragle you can lose it all in a blink of an eye

  • I do realize that this is serious. The only reason I laughed was because when she talked and her eyes were crossed, she was JUST like Stewart from Mad TV.

  • Why do we use a form of transportation that is so dangerous and puts our lives in the hands of strangers? Hopefully cars are driven by computers soon in the future to avoid accidents like this

  • Poor woman. 'least she's alive

  • Lol at doctor's voice crack.

  • That's not the kitchen.

  • how the fuck do you get an INTERNAL decapitation!?

  • @tomek92pl The spine under her skull broke, Separating the skull from the spine, The skin stretched a bit instead of breaking, as it is flexible, and that way the spine was separated from her skull, that's why she has that support on her neck, To keep closer both spine and skull, and probably the muscles didnt break apart, Only the spine

  • @tomek92pl You have a pathetic command of the English language. Do you know any other 4 letter words?~LP~

  • @LeePaine yep. damn piss fuck shit

  • thats nice fo r her she deserves to lie, nice lady

  • its extremely sad, but if she wants to leave, she should be allowed to, its noone elses choice but her own.

  • Meor40 your a heartless peice of shit

  • Should pull the plug on her.. she's got no hope

  • Wow, that's why people be wearing these things? That's crazy. Good for her, it is not funny people. Have a fuckin' mature mind for a minute or two, second; people, this is YouTube. I don't mind but when you talk about your own experiences, people will call you names. So, don't be suprised if they do; you're inviting them to. Anyways. :] Hope she is doing well.

  • It's amazing to see how far she's come. If you see other videos of her, she can talk fine, walk easily and even see straight! Amazing.

  • Scumbag Bush hates her guts and denied her stem cell treatments. Obama carries on the legacy of hate and dogma by denying her as well. 

  • i love all these people who post on here lies about how they are going through the same thing just to get pity and thumbs up for their comments. if you want thumbs up for comments, just post something like "Thumbs up if you're gay"

  • she sounds like the black kid thats in the wheelchair off malcolm in the middle

  • @Austinconnick1 Good god you're right.

  • that sucks... laughed a little bit

  • Glad shes recovering well from the second video decapitation is some scary shit

  • 0:57 VOICE CRACK

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  • Wow, she is so lucky. I really hope she'll get better

  • im a 15 year old teenager and i was internally decapitated at the age of 10 and i was not supposed to be alive and if i did live i was supposed to be paralyzed but im fine i have full movemen besides of my witch i have limited movement of and there are these two rich girls at my school who think they can just sau what ever and they make fun of me cause i dont turn my neck i turn my shoulders and it makes me want to hit them in the face please dont make fun of this lady god bless her

  • @mcnugdro is your penis working?????

  • @mcnugdro

    i dont understood in the video What really internal decapitation is

    could you explain it to me please ?

  • @NanenMauricio It's when the spine at the back of your neck breaks, but your neck muscles and skin are still intact. Imagine what would happen if someone hit you in the back of the neck with a baseball bat and you'll get the idea.

  • @mcnugdro run-on sentence*  improper grammar

  • @mcnugdro I would just jump out of the way, Its not like you could get me anyway LOL

  • @mcnugdro  LOL.

  • @mcnugdro You're amazing and very brave. Don't let those girls hurt your feelings -- they aren't worth it. Keep being strong.

  • @mcnugdro Well I wouldn't make fun of you in fact i'd look at you like any other person, but how is it that you can be internally decapited?

  • life is good

  • What is internal decapitation? Can someone explain the situation? I'm curious.

  • @xSakuraKurox imagine it like this... u are skeleton only, no muscles, no nerves, no anything...

    Now somebody pokes ur scull and it simply... falls off... its not attached to ur body...

  • @LittlePervazord Oh... my god. That poor woman! But she's a real fighter! GOOD FOR HER!!!

  • I think I saw her in other video, taken much later than this one. She's doing much better by now.

  • lol at the quotes in this video

  • STUART from Mad TV

  • @nukeurhouse12 i feel bad for laughing

  • @nukeurhouse12 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • what a trooper.

  • 0:57 Dr. Garys teen years are abit late thought....

  • I'm so glad she survived!

  • Mk heeeeeh i heeeh l ike heeeh apples.

  • @iCeCoLdKiLlAxX009 Immature, disrespectful brat.

  • @girgirgirgirable Thank you.

  • This is so sad. I wish her the best of luck.

  • keep klicking 0:57

  • Poor lady. One thing I hate is all the douchebags saying this is "Funny", she had her skull separated from her fucking spine! You would probably have trouble breathing to, so shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich!

  • @xXBiggenXx See my above comment.

  • @xXBiggenXx How about a foot up your ass instead?

  • @xXBiggenXx Your comment actually made me laugh out loud... but no.

  • @xXBiggenXx Thumbs up if you are an immature 10 year old

  • @the1randomdud3 Thumbs up if you take it up the butt everday

  • Youthanasia.

  • i hope she will recover :(

  • 0:59 DAMN PUBERTY!

  • thats terrible but how did it happen?

  • I saw this kid who was in a car accident on Discovery Health channel. He had an internal decapitation where basically all his neck vertebrae were shattered and the only thing keeping his neck on was the skin. They rebuilt his neck using titanium. It is fully functional and he can move it and everything, He had about a 20% chance of surviving the surgery, they had to fly in top specialist to perform the surgery. 

  • that's crazy!....I've never heard about internal decapitate. freaky

  • She had better find a cure for cancer.

  • jesus christ that would suck

  • I DO NOT find this funny, for those who do are usually the ones who are spoiled and a silver spoon up their asses. Yeah, be in her position then I'll be laughing at your crooked rich ass, other than that, live a perfect health spoiled bitches.

  • Serves her right for having such a long neck to begin with.

  • Can't believe they're making her talk, she sounds like she's in so much pain.

  • This women is one of my moms best friends and to let everyone know that Shannon Malloy has Fully Recovered and is getting married so to calm everybody's nerves shes completely fine

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  • thats horrable and she is very fortunate to survive but i just want to note a voice crack from the doctor at 0:59

  • i reather die if tht happens to me.. we should be grateful

  • Anybody who searches decapitation on YouTube, likes to see pain, misery, and death. Admit it before you start a comment war, on whose life sucks more.

  • @bran0234 no comment war...it was in the side bar while I was watching Anne Boylen's death scene and I was curious as to what internal decapitation really was.

  • @AngelusSpkGrrl I like cheese.

  • @bran0234 O.O But this was in my recommendations

  • @Drifloona What are looking up for this to be recommended? O.O

  • @bran0234 lol I was watching cheap death scenes in movies.

  • HERP DERP

  • Holy crap...

  • man, thats awful...anyone who could laugh at something like this has to be the saddest, pettiest, piece of shit ever...seriously, they are probably just trying to act cool on the internet because nobody likes them and they will never get laid....this lady should be laughing at THEM...she probably would if she got a look them haha

  • The people laughing at this need to grow the fuck up. This is really, really sad. Try to imagine yourself in this situation and it wouldn't seem too damn funny, would it? Because it's not. Children these days, I swear.

  • @moleomg Listen you uptight joyless peice of shit. There is absolutely nothing sad about this video. The woman not only lived but is recovering and fighting to get back to health. What the fuck is so sad about that?

  • @theblizzard1

    I know you're a troll but I'll go ahead and humor you. For one, just because I don't find this video the least bit funny doesn't make me "joyless." In fact, I find joy in a lot of things. Secondly, yeah it's sad that she was involved in a terrible car accident and that she went through so much that you couldn't even begin to comprehend. There is a lot that we're not seeing here. How much do you think she paid in medical expenses?

  • @moleomg Amen, brother.

  • @moleomg You have a pathetic command of the English language. Do you know any other 4 letter words?

  • @moleomg Would be pretty damn funny.

  • she sounds like the kid in the wheelchair from malcom in the middle

  • Go ahead and laugh at her. I went to school with her, and she was a huge bitch. JK. But still, go ahead and laugh.

  • It interests me to see how those laughing @ her would fair emotionally in her situation.

  • @RandomUsername010 in case you werent listening they "have never ever seen a person survive from this" fail

  • Oh my fucking god she sounds just like stewart from mad tv!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­A

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • that really sucks. why the hell is everyone laughing at this?

  • @omgwtfhoneybbq because she sounds like stewart from mad tv

  • @theblizzard1 OMG LOL your right!

  • I got here from a Cattle Decapitation video I really have no clue why I watched this. waste of time.

  • @munkeypumper So i'm not the only one who came from Cattle D?

  • Fucking lol....

  • anyone else that ended up here because of Brutal Legend?:p

  • i feel really bad for laughing....

  • Poor car, we should be grateful.

    That's a very fucking retarded lady, i hope she dies all the way.

  • @forthelulzandstuff........ MORON!!!

  • @forthelulzandstuff HAHAHAHA hilarious

  • .....LOL!

  • whats decapitation mean again?

  • @sourlemon83 seriously? are you like 12?

  • @gameb0y86 seriously dude i forgot i havent said that word in like two years its not something you say every day....

  • Now she looks like half giraffe half pug

  • @Ifindeverythingfunny you are only a motherfucker....I hope you die by cancer and  suffer much much....

  • @porosimetro I am only a mother fucker? Thats it? That's not so bad if I am only fucking mothers.

  • @Ifindeverythingfunny you and your parents must die by cancer!!!! I'll defecate on your coffin!!!!

  • @porosimetro Cancer is not so bad. We might be able to beat it. You should of said a flesh eating bacteria. Also you said you will defecate on my coffin . That is better than on my grave because it will be fertilizer to make more flowers. So, yeah the coffin is the better option. Thanks!

  • @Ifindeverythingfunny :-) you are welcome!

  • damn.. she survived but i wouldnt like to live like that i mean : look at her eyes, the way she talks and that thing on her head that prevents her SKULL from slipping :S sad... sad

  • Brutal

  • She sounds like the kid in the wheelchair from Malcom in the Middle.

  • Amazingly strong lady.. i hope she made a full recovery. but i did have to LOL@the doctors voice crack hahahaha

  • @ImRoflolpwned LOL.

  • One things i do not understand (besides how is she alive) how is she able to sleep? Wouldn't her head fall of of something?

  • thats amazing how she survived i hope she recovers quickly

  • I guess I shouldn't head butt her then...

  • @DamonXwells DUMB ASS IT TELLS YU WAT HAPPEN THIS IS NOT FUNNY

  • @DamonXwells well seeing how she nearly got internally decapitated maybe that answers your question...fucking jackass. no one will laughs if this happens to anyone, but if it happens to you, that's an exception

  • cattle decap's videos get more brutal by the day.

  • poor lady man, we should be grateful

  • WoW! Amazing! She has endured alot.

    She is awesome!

  • WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • what a retard

  • HA!

  • she is officaly the fucking highlander

  • DECAPITATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN­NNNN

    There. It is dead.

  • Sorry, she's still alive.

    Want to try again?

  • Does anyone how she is doing now? I can't seem to find any info. about her later than 2007. Thanks in advance.

  • testy!!!!!

  • how the hell did she survive? that is terrifying.  so wait, her brain was still connected to her body, but the bones that held her head on weren't? omg, i'd feel so sorry for those doctors who had to operate when her head kept falling off.

  • @askmiller She has a super strong will to keep herself alive, and is not a quitter, that's for sure.

  • She's A Fucking G! 

  • this isn't funny, but she does sound like LITTLE NICKY.

    - just saying

  • she has recovered, thanks god

    watch?v=D8SnVJt9S38&feature=re­lated

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  • woah......

  • lol she talks like little nicky

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  • @TheBurtnee Not funny low life, But i would never want to live like that. I have a hard time watching this =/

  • @Crabman2186 i meant to say she is a maricle...this woman is almost completly normal now. and yes it i dont think anyone would want to live like that

  • god bless her. x

  • Wow that's impressive but even if i don't totally get it i hope she recovers :(

  • OOH :|

  • Anyone notice her eyes? Shows that she has nerve damage.

    Hope she gets well! :(