Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - I'll Kill Ya

[veteran2000]

If you don't like this video...I'll kill ya!

[ecqkch]

this guy just sounds like banana

[veteran2000]

@ecqkch banana what?

[Jokerfest]

lol i loved this guy, guy ritchie picks such a legit people for his movies

[ibycoolboy]

if u dislike this video i'l kill ya

[darket1234]

"you are gonna have to work very hard to stay alive" ... very subtle threat :|

[scRaTcHvsWU]

...in fact you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick.

[tixiorexi]

WHAT HE SAYS AFTER THE LAST 'I LL KILL U'?

[BGthedrummer]

@tixiorexi Now Mr Bubble and Squeek, you may enlighten me

[tixiorexi]

@BGthedrummer thanks!

[Sodgez123]

GUNS YOU TIT!

[Mrjmaxted0291]

My brother's met this guy.

[14ko83]

fuckin' nigger.

[dudesrock2]

Is that the geezer from that old only fools and horses episode

[Cataduanes]

@dudesrock2

Ohhhh how original and eloquent, did your pea brain think of that all by yourself?

[dudesrock2]

@Cataduanes Fuck off you ignorant twat, the black bloke is from that episode of only fools and horses where he tries to rob a bank or something and calls himself shadow.

[Cataduanes]

@dudesrock2

I know the episode very well, how does your resorting to telling me to fuck off justify your use of the word 'Nigger'...even if the actor in question called himself 'shadow' in a sit-com? cannot wait for your peabrain reply :D

[dudesrock2]

@Cataduanes I told you to fuck off because your patronising me and i didn't use the word 'nigger'

[veteran2000]

And if you don't like this video - I'll kill ya!

[Cha0sLord93]

If you type what rory just said, I'll kill ya. If you thumbs down me, I'll kill ya. If you're a troll or I think you're a troll, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're going to have to work very hard to stay alive faggot. Because I'll kill ya. Do you understand everything I just said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya. Now mr internet troll, you may enlighten me.

[mostlylogical]

my favourite line:

it's been emotional.

[Crazybenjiwoo]

if you copy this, ill kill ya.

[JonnyKTM125]

BECAUSE IF U DON'T!....I'LL KILL YA!!

[MrLien2U]

Love the bit where he walks through the broken coffee table that Nick busted earlier... Such a good film.

[tharvideor]

If you hold back anything, I'll kill you. If bend the truth, or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill you. If you forget anything, I'll kill you. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now, do you understand everything I've said?

[porcupotomus]

reminds me of the "in the box" monologue from Cool Hand Luke.

[ostime14]

i like the part where he says i'll kill ya...

[okukok]

my favourite line

"what do you want a medal? i'll shoot you in the fucking throat if i don't get my ganja back"

[snowourder]

@okukok cool......

[sammylava]

my favourite rory breaker line:

Get Nick, the greasy wop, shistos pesevengi gamuri greek bastard round here right now, if he's still stupid enough to be on this planet.

[UltimatePwnageNL]

disliked just because it still had none. every good vid needs a hater.

[fheisk]

@UltimatePwnageNL pretty sure rory is gonna kill ya for that.

[topbluffa1]

"If the milk turns out to be sour i aint the kind of pussy to drink it.......... know what i mean?"

and my second favourite

"is this some white cunt joke that black cunts dont get coz im not laughing NIC--O-LAS

[sammylava]

@topbluffa1 : its actually nic-ohl-arse :P

[yelkcub79]

Dont 'Ugh' me, Greek boy!

[BackFromNowere]

"Ill take it at half price"

"Well you said youd take it at 3 and a half per kilo, you know thats a good price"

"That was yesterday and if im not mistaken this is today"

Quality Rory Breaker

[Orangebike666]

Notice that as he walks toward Nick the Greek he steps though the center of the coffee-table that used to be a "glass-top coffee-table". Hmmmmm... wounder how that happened. l

[skipper375]

i watched this movie yesterday and all i have to say is i almost choked laughing at this scene

[JACKASSFREAKMAN]

JIMI HENDRIX IS GONNA KILL MEEEEEE!

[Tatabangyah]

if u dont watch this movie, i'll kill ya

[alfok]

Nobody dislike because they are afraid for being killed xD!

[Entrepreniggro]

GANGSTER & A GENTLEMAN

IF YOU HOLD BACK ANYTHING I'LL KILL YA, IF YOU BEND THE TRUTH OR I THINK YOU'RE BENDING THE TRUTH I'LL KILL YA, IF YOU FORGET ANYTHING I'LL KILL YA, IN FACT, YOU'RE GONNA AVE TA WORK VERY AARD TO STAY ALIVE NICK, NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING I'VE SAID? BECAUSE IF YOU DONT I'LL KILL YA. NOW, MR. BUBBLE N SQUEAK, YOU MAY ENLIGHTEN ME.

[shaky145]

if dont thumbs up, ill kill ya

[anbujustin]

if you dont favorite this video, I'll Kill ya

[BlackHound]

I'm so mad that I can't buy this movie anywhere

[audirs6freak]

@BlackHound There are loads of places where you can buy it from. I bought mine from ASDA. £2 or £3 can't remember exactly

[thaluszka1]

@BlackHound Arrrrrr matey!!!

[TheSlackerebel]

Now, Mr Bubble and Squeak... you may enlighten me

[RyanakaRhino18]

if u dislike this video...i'll kill ya

[kewltony]

thumbs up, or i'll kill ya

[kingrob29]

one of many great parts in an awesome film

[TheMAJCTOP]

great like all his movies

[reecez0zr]

you may enlighten me

[PeriiBunny0x]

LOOL

[DubstanceMusic]

I MADE A DUBSTEP REMIX USING THIS AS THE DROP, HAVE A LISTEN AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!!!

/watch?v=26qzX_14xGo

[DonMazzer]

@DubstanceMusic because if you don't - i kill you xDDD

[jayscott49]

As good as 'Mean Streets'.

[asdfSubz]

thats a movie!! FFS thats a movie

locK stock n two smokin barrels

[chiwi666]

i dont undesratnd this video, what is about ?????

[warlord4254]

watch it, and u'll understand u dimwit, its like the best movie in england

[northernsurvivor]

watch the damn movie, prat.

[Menace2TnT]

@chiwi666 Great Movie, u should get it. He's gonna interrogate the guy

[PrashantSinghs]

if u dont rate this video 5/5,i'l kill ya......

[stjopan82]

@PrashantSinghs IIIHAAAAA , AMEN!!:):)

[xshexibbyx]

nick the greek...legend!!

[BeatBoyNBK01]

Awesome!

"If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it."

[alemagnu]

RORY THE BREAKER RULE

[ShaneBR100]

Mr. Breaker is AWESOME!!

[laurawilcox]

lol you dont say................Great Film

[edtechlab]

great movie and Rory is great!