twilight teaser trailer reaction and my thoughts

[HoboLyra]

If a trailer to a shitty, boring movie makes you act like that, you really need to consider your life.

[kimgoddiegoddie]

you need to scream your ass skinny

[kimgoddiegoddie]

what the f*** bitch go to church

[Krintok]

more like "screamy maddam"

[rachiefangs]

She screams at everything...my God.

[PU3L1US]

Is this the Sunny D and Rum monster?

[lukefasss]

Suicide is an answer. Try it out !

[TheMessisMusic]

Is this Michael Moore's new movie?????

[Vindicator197]

Does anyone else hear the low hum of an industrial grade vibrator in the background?

Fucks' sake, why does she sound like she have a mouthful of marbles?

[Reigam4]

With the background noise i almost thought it was a horror movie ^^

[HeavyB06]

AMAYZINGBUUUUUUUUK. BTW, where are the harpoons?

[potterluvr5069]

Well, I think somone needs to calm the hay down its just a horrendous nightmare of s movie (no offense)

[smokey2x]

Why can't you stop using your vibrator?

[ICONicGRANDerz1235]

I like the twilight saga,but not that much to cry. Whenever I see the trailers,I just clap and say "its going to be a grand movie:)"

[MrIhatesafetymode]

BOOMER!!!

[Danielk1996]

Wow. Fail! This is the ultimate WORST VIDEO I've ever seen!

[LittleMissCyber666]

This pscho make me ashamed to call myself english...crap.

[georgegh5]

Edward had never been so thirsty for blood. Bella was on her period...

[Mikeybetts]

a reaction over a fucking trailer. check

fat fucking american girl that probably smells like chips and meat. check

yep, that looks like a typical twilight fan

[CygnusMedia]

@Mikeybetts Uh. She's British. Can't you tell by the awful accent?

[Darkony]

@Mikeybetts

1. She's British.

2. Haters Gonna Hate

3. I'm not a twilight fan.

4. I don't know what else to write

5....OH Yeah, check number 6

6. Bye !

[LolLayLol]

So fat,.

[niecey101]

Really? You need to calm the fuck down yo, like twilight is not that serious. I love twilight and even I don't act like some crazy ass fan girl just by watching the trailer....all that jumping around isn't good for your neighbors, might start an earthquake but then again, it'd help you in your journey to losing weight x3 Can you say Jenny Craig?

[DarkChild1342]

Get your head out of Sephanie Meyer's ass and lose some weight.

[suparpowers]

this is like one of your first videos(3 years ago), and i compared it to your newest one (1 week ago) and i see youre getting fatter and fatter... WHATSUP WITH THAT?!

arent you suppose to cut down your weight if you look in the mirror and see that youre overweight instead of gain more?

[ive1always1loved1you]

@suparpowers that's mean....

[GlowyKitty]

The only reason I really liked this is because your reaction was hilarious.

I hate twilight, but this made my day.

[chris146992]

u really have to remember to turn yur vibrator off before u start filming

[taisyxp]

... i'm scared o.O

btw: HP is unbeatable, and Twishit sucks.

[johnnysbubbletop63]

Imagine the success you can generate w/ your very own Twiliiight fanfic. The YouTube response you've generated's astounding. Why not do something constructive w/ it?

[BAMitzRachie]

Wow I should not have worn earphones!!!

(I'm on my iPhone)

[Evilvamp100]

...I thank my lucky stars that I wasn't wearing headphones, and didn't have my volume up that high..o.e

[IxReDRaZoRxI]

i gained 40 pounds just watching this.

[pikorar]

It feeds on diabetes! 

[sasseybeachgirl]

Oh man i can die now.

[StitchPoop]

... the hell did i just watch?

[iRingoDrums]

Am I the only person masturbating to this?

[guyofred]

@iRingoDrums

not very successful are u?

[M14Ok]

@iRingoDrums yes

[DylanHilldog]

Suggestions

Judy Moody Trailer

LOL

[DylanHilldog]

Son I am disappoint.

[aivarmees]

I think she was a watching a video of donuts that were burned after they went bad...

[FunkagendaaNI]

man the harpoons

[1BeanieBABY1]

You're a twit... cut your hair and get a real job.

[thisisnotwilliam]

240p are we in bloody Africa?

[Deekaighem]

@thisisnotwilliam YOu want to see this hellbeast in HIGHER definition?

[Mslorrain3]

haha you're so funny! . Forget evryone with no lives commenting hating on your vid. I probably would have done the same thing! Except im not confident enough to post my reaction lol

[dracel10]

You are over reacting. OVER REACTING!!! You are an idiot and the entire youtube community hates you.

[dracel10]

I'm I the only one who feels like voniting when I see this... woman?

[VieraShepardFTW]

@dracel10 it's not a woman, it's Jabba The Hut without all the make-up....

[dracel10]

@VieraShepardFTW Yup, should have thought of that.

[FrodoBolsa]

keep away from webcam demon!

[XAnimeXCentralX]

You Look Like the off spring of a Homophobic Caveman and A humpback whale......

[piplupisapenguin]

1:14 was terrifying. Plus it sounds like she's whispering Dethklok

[xFathersFailurex]

@piplupisapenguin i love you. lol

[BeBeAyumiReturns]

ahh fuuck, my ears <3

[Beeeron21]

your head isn't working? i feel like you get that a lot

[rblackrabbit916]

your fat

[AppoHead77]

@rblackrabbit916 that's a little too rude don't you think?

[Countdown1230]

are you sure ur not watching two girls and one cup?

[StitchPoop]

PUT THAT F*CKIN VIBRATOR OFF!!!!!

[xxxDearAngel]

lawl` I choked on my water I was laughing so fcking hard.

[IntenselyMorbid]

It's going to be better cuz there are scenes in the movie that weren't in the book... and that's BETTER..? okay...

[Narkuta1228]

At 0:42 Our good friend NuttyMadam3575 see's a commercial for Happy meal toys of Twilght. Not only does she get sum food but an edward cullen doll. How charmingly creepy and unsettling...ugh...

[FlamingLoveForYou]

that's it, deeeeep breaths.

[DebbieDowner18]

press 9 over and over.

Burn your ears

[XOSarahBearOX]

this is probably fake.. why would you put a video like this on. people really dont care,

[newbiss95]

chub chubs. calm down its just twilight. as much as i like it your guna ruin it for me holy hell

[MAzzY183]

@tdk2592 i think she left her vibrator on...

:/

[SimponsMaster]

Co za asy...

[Hannahwatkins123]

I love you Soo much :)

[thisislyss0505]

Ppl gotta stop hatin on her and twilight and her LOVIN twilight I mean am I a twilight fan? no BUT Im obsessd with Anime' shows and anytime I find something new I act EXZACTLY like her it means your OBSESSED ok and its somethin that makes u HAPPY so y u buggin her 4 somethin that makes her happy so shut the hell up all of u friken haters danm!

[Liliownz]

@thisislyss0505

spl chk plox

[Kerryanne1997]

Tbh i dont know why you are saying all these things about her. If she wants her life to have this big obsession,then let her. Yea her videos can go over the top.. but i dont think there is any need to say nasty things. She does have feelings asweel:|.

[MrsBillieJoe14]

I WANT TO THROW MY SHIT AT YOUR FACE EAT IT WHOREEEE

WHY ARE Y6OU STILL ON THE INTERNET??? I THOUGH SOMEONE HAD SHOT YOU ALREADY

GET RAPED BY HITLER.

FUCK YOU

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAA LA LA LA LA LA LA OLA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­LAAAAAAAAAAA

[NinjaKeybladeMaster]

@MrsBillieJoe14 1.You are a failed troll.

2. Billie Joe is a dick.

You're welcome.

[giwoohoo]

i wanna just throw a twilight book at her head!!!!! >:O fat bitch!

[alievans2696]

Hi.

[NyxFTW]

You can hear Ishmael sounding the horn before he throws a harpoon at Moby Dick.

[NaughtyBiscuitOFFCL]

I hear a fog horn in the background... is that Ahab coming to get you?

[AveImperator47]

Still in a refrigerated truck to keep from dying due to fatass heat exhaustion.

[gillytg]

put your cursor on 1:12 and continually play that moment over nd over, beautiful xo

[KawaiiKemonomimi]

OMG, it's my high school all over again! >.<

[MrCynix]

So fucking disgusting.

[RakanishuKitty]

The scenes that aren't in the book and are made for the movie always ruin movies.

Twilight sucks more dicks than gay vampires.

[belgianmobster17]

@RakanishuKitty But Twilight IS gay vampires. Even the actor that plays Edward fucking HATES Twilight.

[AstonMERRYGOLD21]

Imagine sitting beside her in the cinema watching this she would fucking eat U and ur POPCORN!

[MAKEUPKOMM]

What..

[MrMatto91]

she is experiencing her first orgasm

[TheSyntaxOverride]

I typed in "fat twilight fan" and got this -_-

Accurate, but there aren't any tags in this video for "fat"

[markfrancos]

Your retarded...

[SadhuDnB]

i am somehow ashamed to be british after watching this

[8CaptainHowdy]

She was watching lesbian pornography.

[Zohaib1]

wow she is so fat that its almost hard for ME to breath

[TheDoomPig]

Omfg it's Jabba the hut.

[sameer137]

Captain Ahab's White Whale

[MultiLeeC]

I was expecting her to have a heart attack halfway through...

[thewizzywizz]

i think she had food on her hands

[S3ph1ir1n]

MAN THOSE FUCKING HARPOONS

[that1dude0092]

whats an animal doing in front of the camera?

[animeexpofans]

ummm....i really don't have a response for this...........no wait I do.

SCARY AS HELL!

[IchBinCasie]

you look exactly like my ex-fiance's best friend Stephen. and yes, hes a man. just thought you should know that.

[Nyhus]

Having sex with that monstrosity would be the worst.

[frankentiger83]

@Nyhus: fucken lol

[Zavior100]

I guess McDonalds has a new special meal

[buddha360]

did anyone notice at 1:01 her hair move? its like she's being haunted, im fucking scared now....

[MBGamingLegends]

@buddha360 that's satan controlling his puppet....

[buddha360]

@MBGamingLegends true that man!!!

[MsYogybear]

paue at 1:29 creepy stuff

[EmbryoAbortionParty]

i'm booking tickets to the next movie so I can sit next to her, take a shit in her popcorn and annoy her through the whole thing, then murder her and parade through the streets with her corpse, people will bow to me as this piece of human filth is eliminated.

[MOLOTOVRULE]

ಠ_ಠ

[UnusualCammieOMGZ]

...you know what twlight is trying to be like? Harry Potter.

Harry Potter FTW.

Twilights a bit of pish (y)

they probably wouldnt have made it a film if they hadnt been running out of movie ideas tbh.

look how shit new moon & elcipse turned out.

[DaveyLawton]

FAIL WHALE

[xxELFOXYxx]

OMG spazm

[xxELFOXYxx]

I bet If she Ate a Hotdog she'd loose weight

[sgtbadass1]

welcome to the nature channel u now see a wild snolax

[sgtbadass1]

look a whale and she just lost all her blubber

[justwow13]

wayyy to fucking excited over a terrible movie franchise

[nic4sports]

If she watches Vampires Suck we will need to get the Japanese to hold her down with harpoons.

[TheMetalpocalypse]

@nic4sports Lmao

[Raptor89994]

Spehhss mahreens!!!

[Flexster101]

Fatty

[Windows7UIRocks]

FATASS

[Kimb100erly]

im pretty sure this is 3x as amazing and freaking weird is buz shes british. just laying that out there

[Zombievomit]

STOP EATING BACON!

[kjscfc1863]

psycho!!!!! what's that thing called again?? ow ye A LIFE!!!!

[pechundwuerfeldeluxe]

you're fat

[doomzday5]

ALL YOU PEOPLE DO KNOW THESE VIDEOS ARE ALL A JOKE RIGHT??

I MEAN COME ON... NO ONE CAN EVEN STAND TO WATCH A WHOLE PIECE OF SHIT TWILIGHT MOVIE.. MUCH LESS LOVE IT MORE THEN MCDONALDS .. WOW

[TheAbominater]

MAN TEH HARPOONS

[belgianmobster17]

dear nuttymadam3575

twillight is a peice of shallow escapism that you use to escape from how pathetic and useless your own life is. Your only friend and lover is your cat and your pulsating showerhead, respectively. you should An Hero as soon as possible

sincerely,

Society

[megaprime67]

@belgianmobster17 We all find methods to "escape" life. It perfectly normal human nature.

[belgianmobster17]

@megaprime67 Occasional escape is fine. this is why we have literature. However, literature is supposed to hold a mirror to our culture, our society, and our problems. Wish-fulfillment and escapism is not OK however, and is merely running away from reality and rejecting the truth that sometimes life is not always sunshine and rainbows, and that to get what we want, we might actually have to change. merely 'escaping' life is not normal -- It's psychologically unhealthy.

[sadbastian]

@belgianmobster17 she probably ate her cat

[charvisioku]

Well. At least your love egg is working.

[GreenrangeRemix]

Well... Sh*t...

There went 3 of my senses...

My sight, my hearing, and ability to taste. The hearing because of the screams and orgasmic jumps made every time Edwards character seemingly appears on screen, the sight because... Well, you probably already know, and my ability to taste because bad taste is contemptuous.

...Jesus Christ...

[HeinrichKonig]

HOLY SHIT THEY DIDN'T STAY FAITHFUL TO THE NOVEL PARTIALLY?!!!! ZOMFG! EPIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCC!!!! 8-{D

I just HAD to post that before i went to bed XD despite your skewed opinion on The Twilight Saga, you're friggin' hilarious ;)

[tdk2592]

wtf is the buzzing?... wait... don't answer that.

[Star7Nerd]

@tdk2592 rofl nice

[Sk1ll3d1337]

@tdk2592 rofl bro i felt off my chair of laughing and phone felt on ground and broke ! WOOT gf iphone 3

[GetMeASamich]

@tdk2592 It's the sound of her getting fatter.

[TheBlackhawksGirl]

girl you need to calm yoe tits!! honestly grow the fuck up how old r u?

[AidanChaos]

Wow...shit books and movie and your a mess...thanks for fitting in of the stereotypical dumbass.

[CpsLock3]

T his is Ms. potato head on a good day.

[BloXboX37]

Are you a guy ?

[girbunnie]

WIERDO

[robloxianmaster]

"This wasn't gonna be as good as the book"

Oh so it's shit right?

[mrdaltdalt11]

A wild SNORLAX appeared!

Nope, she's too big....

[slipknooot96]

just becouse of haters she has so much views really dont watch those videos or she will will think that she is "UBER" popular

[neemandhaydn]

she's not watching a Twilight trailer. she's watching herself masturbate

[Thepocalypse]

MAN THE DEATH STAR!!!

[TheRetroZombie]

Why does this look so similar to 2 girls 1 cup reaction videos?

[TehJelliKat]

"Oh my GOD . . . THE NEW CHICKEN MCNUGGETTS!"

[scarstarx3]

i would like to see her reaction for Vampire sucks :P

[11carlie]

H8ers...... God I hate it when you guys do this! Go fuck your mom! Ops to late :) I am serious though stop trashing videos, just don't fucking watch them!

[LamentedxSoul]

I'll never understand you twilight retards. You become so obsessed with a book that you start to wish that fantasy was reality. At least that's a connection I've noticed... Its pathetic... Truly... Very... Pathetic. You need help woman.

[spacemountaineer91]

JESUS CHRIST! its only a fuckin trailer! the best reaction i've ever had was for the Avatar trailer (in 3D) and that was only my jaw dropping. had the same reaction with Tron: Legacy

[ArizonaFlame]

Fat

[KaosChrist]

@elnutto You sir are a poetic genius.

[KaosChrist]

@TeamJacob1718 why? because i am EVILLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!! and someone that ugly and stupid should jump into a meat grinder to be mixed in with the rest of the pork sausage.

[xjsk88]

did anyone else laugh while watching this?

i prefer this over 90% of the shows on TV.

All hail the fail whale.

[sinnerssoul302]

282 people missed the dislike button.

[skirtsftw]

I didn't know Shrek liked t"why"light

[Cutelilteen]

Woah, lady, calm down! It's just a movie. I've had favorite books of mine turned into movies, doesn't mean I cream myself when I watch the trailers.

[Sniper65118]

Fine then, enjoy some 300 year old emo pedo watch you sleep.

[IZrocks1000]

Try and mae something OTHER then refuring to Twilight will you?

I mean, it's bad enough that you just sounded like you just saw Children of the corn, no need to scream!

[AngelDust155]

Pffft, she lied, she was watching a McDonald's commercial.

[TheMidnightsmurf95]

Please shut your channel down all your videos are so disturbing because your ugly beached whale ass is in them. Have you ever heard exercising you fat pig go eat another cookie. You fail and so does twilight!