Brian Posehn Coachella Stand Up Comedy

[Mkultradeth]

Brian rules! I couldn't stop laughing throughout this whole thing!

[Tannesticle]

@retox: you are a fan of the movie the rocker. Your opinion on comedy is null and void.

[retox]

I know I shouldn't come to a vid just to criticize, but I was so angry that I wasted 20 minutes listening to this guy that I had to mention it somewhere - you like him, great, but this is THE worst stand up/comedy I've ever heard. I obviously don't get his 'humor' but GOD, he's horrible!!!

[YeBlackKnight]

HAIL BRIAN POSEHN!

Pure hilarity, m'lad! And thine taste in METAL be'ith of refinement and sophistication!

This post now concludeth!

[BradiKal61]

FYI - Brian is in the new Jason Segal movie, Five Year Engagement.

[SNES13]

Love the Mastodon shirt

[Rougarou13]

@SNES13 SHIT I JUST NOTICED THAT I've watched this about 10 times... and I just now noticed that and was about to post and you had already lol! MASTODON ROCKS!

[fernsling37]

no night digging

[Zacspooky]

holy shit i'm in stitches from laughing XD

[LucifersArms666]

yeah!!! 666 thumbs up

[jackoe123]

I love the guys little comments" oh man" haha feels like im there

[xDXPxJOEx456x1]

im gonna see this guy next moth its gonna be sick

[swingAE86]

ITS OCTUS!

[cymbaline53]

lol baby mask

[theunholycrown666]

16 people haven't got a sense of humour. Brian Posehn is a legend!!! Total respect for that guy!!!

[crypticstenchofhate]

thats a mastadon shirt, brian is the best.

[dancinngrrll14]

"You look like you like to bend sluts over and pound their assholes" LOL

[dueler21]

16 people were on that asshole train. (sorry for breaking the underground decrees but I couldnt resist)

[MULDERFOX999]

@dueler21 i CANT be the only one who got your joke....lol

[lorand133]

blooooooooooooooood mountaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiin \m/

[TikiKid]

I fucking Love this man.

(no homo)

[ledzeprocks21]

I have that same mastodon shirt

[NoirThing]

damn it seems that in germany no one knows him...thats shitty :(

he is like a reincarnation of metal ^^

[Mokumbo]

SLAYER.... slurp!

[murderaddiction]

rofl This guy's sense of humor and delivery style is almost identical to mine, and I never watched any stand up from him. I give us both five stars.

[DrummerFromHellXX61]

"Have to? Fucking GET TO!!" Greatest line ever!

[super6961]

Haha I don't get the we get to make a mouth baby

[GuitarLegend310]

@super6961 You really don't get it? Ok.... let me make it simple. Chick sucks dude's dick -> Sperm comes out of dick -> Sperm goes in chick's mouth = BOOM! Mouth Baby. But we all should know that babies do not come out of a woman's mouth. I'm hoping that you knew that as well.

[blazeofglory00]

@super6961 cumming in her mouth

[scruffziller]

At 1:58 Brian says "what an asshole train." We had a tornado blow into town (Indianola, Iowa) the sirens woke me up and I saw the tornado a mile north of my place. I couldn't get to sleep all night and it fucked my week up. Feeling tired all week...I just kept saying.."What an asshole tornado!"

[urbansheriff]

@scruffziller your story sucks

[19VanHalen84]

My cat's name is Manowar!

[DivineSlayer1]

posehn isnt that good, his lyrics are shit, and if you dont like what i said get the fuck over it

[YepThatsWhatISaid]

@DivineSlayer1 I was over it before you said it ;), lyrics are supposed to be shit (its called comedy) your site is pretty cool divine, actually kinda surprised you thought that way, but you know what they say "opinions are like assholes" ;)

[DivineSlayer1]

@YepThatsWhatISaid thx for the compliment, and yea i guess, everyone has their differences

[YepThatsWhatISaid]

@DivineSlayer1 beautiful response, im gonna like u i think

[DivineSlayer1]

@YepThatsWhatISaid woo

[julesickdrums]

that is the most metal shirt on the face of the earth

[metalisbetter1o00]

Slayer!!! And metal up your ass!!!!!

....see what I did there?

[corravid]

N 3 R:D P 0 w 3 R

[joshbobak2]

i never say no to cake

[jedelman07]

SLAYER!

[wowlvl80pally]

go xbox live

[JBrewer93]

Brian Posehn funniest nerd in the game!

[bloodwrage]

i have the same shirt. fuck yea. SLAYER

[mizztinkertrain]

Thanx so much 4 posting! Brian is the funniest!

[atthegatesiscool]

hes wearing a mastodon shirt :D

[PoserBallin]

@atthegatesiscool I know right!

[zerosev]

So hard to find but sooo fuckin worth it he is one funny muther

[damu4291]

SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYERRRRR!!!!!!!

[JuicyyMeatt]

Hahaha great! :P

[brentondig]

what an asshole train

[Spamassasin]

Lol were gonna cum on her and fill you with cake..

[tgjester7]

"A stripper actually said this - You look like you like to bend sluts over and pound their assholes"

I actually look like that?

Lmfao

[6marilyn6mans0n6]

"are u gonna whack it?" :)))))))))

[420michelob]

we're gonna make a mouth baby!

...this guys the shit

[FallenAngel3311]

Have to? Fuckin' get to!

lol hes so fuckin funny

[stratocastermaster2]

love his shirt

[espguitarguy]

mastodon rules lol

[mogoklu]

"it's about to get fucking awesome in here"

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

[IcyKore]

SLAYER!!!

Holy shit! Mastodon!

Blood Mountain!

Fuck yeah!!

[only2comment98]

damn this dude is in the new game Brutal Legend..... badass....

[RockEmDeadMovie]

That's awesome! I must play that game

[TRoss240]

jesus, im crying. thats awesome

[xxmikexxable]

omg that was the fuking funniest thing i have ever seen!

[xrOcKxoNx4eVeRx]

brian poeshn is so fucken awesome lurvve him :D

[xTheStance]

SLAYER!

LOL

[jakey926]

SLAYER!

[punkmetalchick666]

MASTODON! FUCK YEAH!

[mandrew81]

SLAYER!

[samcatsam]

SUPER upload!! thanks so much!

[stafferty]

He makes being naked with a samurai swor dsound like a good idea. Sadly that theory put into practice can end horribly.

[FuzzyPinkAliens]

Or. It can end TOTALLY FREAKINGLY AWESOMELYYYYYYYY.

[Toshu17]

lol agreed

[jakespick]

"What an asshole train."

[djn00nan]

'cute kid' lol

[GBacardi07]

Fuckin' MASTODON.

[guap38]

do i have to be here for this ....have too FUCKIN GET TOO!

[soad5111]

MAstoDon!

[gavtallica]

BLOOD MOUNTAIN! =D

[slipknotftw1]

What a legend :D

[PhilPlaysTheBass]

i think he would scare robbers more with a claymore

[OneSicMF]

This guy is a legend. xD

[ToruKun1]

"Shit, chili fries and 12-sided dice"! XD

"You're just two dudes blowin' each other, 'FUCKIN' SLAYER!!!' Cup the balls, 'SLAYER!!!' What about a finger in my cornhole? 'SLAYER!!!!'" ROFLMAO!

[lilkrap]

look up the video

martin rizo colorblind

[braunie124]

This man is hilarious

[bongolow07]

Posehn is a legend, he even smokes weed with his fans lol.

[22slovak]

yea he did a show at my college n me n my friends smoked a bowl with him in the parking lot n it was the greatest thing ever hahaha

[MrTrickydick666]

@bongolow07 who doesnt smoke free weed? lmao.

[unentertainment]

mastodon t-shirt i think

[Johnnyluvmurdr]

Yeah it's the Blood Mountain album.

[ChristianDeWees]

Hah, he's wearing a Blood Mountain shirt. Awesome.

[11051988]

wat an asshole train

[1337dav31337]

I look like I'm fucking made of farts.

[jashuwah]

brian is genius. I heard he is producing a new show with a couple young creators. You can see there youtube stuff under "BetaBoog". should be great.

[TheArcaneAvenger]

Man, you made me waste time.

Which gets me angry.

Which makes me say things like

"Why don't you get a life and stop trying to get subscribers to your page"

but then I realize...I'm no better in this situation...because I am a loser as well.

Touche.

[jashuwah]

How am I trying to get subscribers when I wasn't even talking about my page?

[TheArcaneAvenger]

How would Brian want to work with that page when they don't even have 100 subs?

[jashuwah]

I don't know I just heard it around. I guess internet popularity defines talent though.

[TheArcaneAvenger]

seeing as brian is famous...and doesnt sit youtube all day like myself...yes...yes it does.

[jashuwah]

Good point, but maybe their is another route involved that doesn't involve youtube? idk

[ginginbanana]

hahah

[ferociouswombat]

have to? shit, get to. its about to get fuckin awesome in here! lol

[zilaroth]

my fucking hero

[m2frogger]

"You look like the kind of guy that likes to bend sluts over,and fuck the shit out of their assholes".lol.

[MonteHooper]

LOL, he does look like he wants to bend sluts over and pound their assholes

[DDRDisaster]

I love the 12-sided dice thing

[Priceofexistence2007]

I like his Mastodon t-shirt.

[BUDOKAI1]

:O I live there

[Supermario678]

SLAYERRRRR

[Darkstar4008]

i love degradative humor

like what kevin smith does. and i wish someone would post the comedians of comedy or whatever dvd... brian made me piddle in my pantaloons when he talked about whacking it.

[xvaughanx]

nerd rage is a great cd

[residualbill]

Anytime's a good time to yell SLAYER!!

[superbeastie]

the tall jokes kill me cuz im 6'6" also

[djmannyclue]

were going to make a mouth baby!

[dreadawn]

lol

[666WormInfested666]

SLAYER!!!

[RebelCircus]

brian is the coolest guy man i met him once dude hes a fucking god

[fenixdown22]

i'm dying here haha

[joshton]

have to you fucking get too.

[wigwambam]

YOU WHAT THE FUCK! OH GOD!

hahahaha

[SpartanCanadian117]

HOLY! FUCKING! SHIT! this guy is hilarious!

[KairuHakubi]

This guy sounds like he should be my best friend :)

[MetallicADudE94]

mastodon blows

but posehn fucking powns the shit out of everything

[archangeltc]

Im wearing that shirt right freakin now!!!!

[Pillagerox]

MASTODONNNNNNNNNNNN!

shirt.

[trxjw]

"Fucking Slayeeeerrr." ROFL

[bythemasses66]

ahahha, hi larious.

[frogswallop]

Fuck Diceman - Posehn for the WIN!

[killercheese2]

OMG dude i almost had an asthma attack from that crap ITS HILARIOUS! lmfao

[pswinford8]

Me too. This man is one of the funniest ever!

[zigz407]

Nice shirt.

[xAndyAggressionx]

i was going to say the same :)

[AshleyAphrodisiac]

lmao

[BigEstyles]

he is one of the funniest dudes around ugly as sin but funny

[fenderplucker]

i love him

[GimmeEpropz]

Funnnyyyyyy.

[rando310]

Holy Shit!!!! I can't get enough of this dude!!! I think i'm becoming gay...

[TheKurtMan]

hahaha "What an asshole train."

also nice shirt

[TheEndofBeginnings]

"yeah but hes just gonna think its you"

[stonespiral]

it was so crowded and hot that i totally missed this show, very upsetting...sooo i just went and drank instead...that was smart...110 degrees, to hot to see a show so i dehydrate myself with booze...yeah...i was a thinker.

[argentotenebre]

Andrew Dice Clay did that same masturbation joke 20 years ago

[cKHAVIKk]

the difference is this: Brian Posehn is funny, Dice isn't.

[ColinZimmerman]

Andrew Dice Clay is a loser. Posehn is awesome.

[psychostepho310]

you look like you wouldnt say no to cake.

i said that to someone. they got PISSED!!

but i laughed at their anger.

[dvanhorn]

thanks for posting this...classic stuff

[Aeonblade10]

Mastodon blows, but Brian is the man.

[HolocaustReenactor]

Brian Posehn is fucking metal! He's got a Mastodon shirt on while he's doing his bit.

[beIshazzar]

shit, chili fries and 12 sided dies

[ErikPaterson]

LMAO my little fat feelings HAHA

[chotochato]

My fave comedian...I feel bad whenever I mispronounce or misspell his last name.

stoner, gamer and funny as fuck...anyone know his Gamertag???

[devildriverlambofgod]

lolololololol

[IrohDOW]

hell yeah mastodon rules

[ogreatone]

oh man this guy is the shit

[brouhajoe]

Is this your tape? I was there and I'd love to see the Zach and Patton sets from this close as well, none of the other posts are of this high quality.

[EatMyFukk]

SLAYER

[Sweetrocker2]

FUCKIN SLAYER!!!! LOL!!!

[stateofmind123126]

YACE!

[rcdugn]

Oh man, I am freakin' DYING!!! I love this guy!!!

[Alpharius1]

I can't dig at night either

[greenfury87]

what an asshole train.

[KalanPetty]

Too bad Mastodon sold out, they f*ckn suck.

This guy is the SH!T though.

Funniest dude ever!! I'd love to chill and smoke pot with him lol. I'd have chiseled abs by the time I went home from laughing so much.

[t4ll3y]

Bullshit, Mastodon are fucking awesome. Did you even listen to Blood Mountain?

[dyoxidespaces]

You do realize he was saying that Mastodon sucks because they're sold out????

[moondogg70]

mastodon has been kicking a lot of ass for a long time now...leviathan, blood mountain, remission...all great

[Vargrocks]

if you can still make good music after selling out, you're okay in my book.

[DJFKDKSLDKFD]

fuckin awsome, "ill have a full 30 seconds to kill him"

[Infamousuk]

so i was cuddling with the wife... my wife..

<3

[Kunpaektu]

Wow, a Metal Comedian!!! SLAYER!!!!

[acobofkorn]

woah, i saw mastodon in syd and i got that shirt from the merch table!