Press Secretary Dana Perino on White House Email

[amore101]

Wow were they desperate to use a bimbo to distract us.

[jackjiezhang]

Bill C must miss the White House!

[ratbatblue555]

who wants dana?

[JamJHolmes]

She needs to come clean about the White House bs. If she is worried about her job, I am sure some true patriotic American can hook her up with a kickarse job. GG. COME CLEAN SWEET PEACHES!

[flinch5549]

Our government is bah bah bah BULL.

[CZARVII]

Why is this bitch standing there;You can never get any answers out of her mouth

[76special]

The devil wants her soul now!

[ToneJermain]

um ...ah ...um. What a pro

[awwhellnogadammit]

her cadence is grating, but i have to listen to her to see if she is bullshitting me again.

[benfriendly]

How many lying press secretaries has this administration gone through???

[freestuffffff]

Perino-bot spoke English words but what she said made no sense whatsoever.

[ducatidesmo1098]

dana is a foxey vixen

[smierco]

WHAT?

[iann365]

back to the kitchen babe

[r0ck3tsm0k3]

She talks very quickly...

[Emjay711]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[DrewryOnlineLive]

LemonadeFromMyPenis IS A smut!

[LemonadeFromMyPenis]

she's pretty damn hot....i would sniff her fart if she farted in my face!

[naphere]

o am i supposed to use an outside e-mail ?crap

[naphere]

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[naphere]

anyways points are rewarded for intellectual decision based upon good action called good karma. one is able to open up new skill trees as one goes.

[naphere]

thought matrices would be the wheels within wheels so to speak. both a learning tool

and an ingame source. for instance can criss angel fly in this instance he is using the illusion matrices. wanna be pyschic make a oyschic a psychic who uses computers to give the mentalist illusion of reading minds

[naphere]

sorry anyways my cousin thought it was cool

duncan jr uh sorry couldnt post whole thing

and had to delete some text. not related to the sprinkler company. anyways using english and math skills it helps to strengthen the mind

with reasoning and logic. it may even teach one to sing once one sees the underlying mathematics and speech pattern

[naphere]

like for instance army guys might like a warhammer feel and marines a shadowrun approach. whitewolf is a perfectly good genre for the fledgling spiritualist.

now this game will be available next year sometime direct from you tube and other sites

my favorite adventure modual is a dune one ae many incarnations of duncan idaho as he remembers his past and reincarnates into the future with his twin

fellow duncan idaho twin mentats 1 young 1 old

you never know who is who they are

[naphere]

hi id like to release some information courtesy's of my family since im a democrat id like to offer it free of charge its an interactive political rpg designed to make you smarter although it is adaptable its primary function is to improve overall intelligence.

[nognilk]

I can't believe Helen is still there.

[BurkeDevlin66]

she looks like the living dead sitting there with her apple or whatever

[heileman28]

crap i didn't even notice the crazy lady's apple

wtf???

[JWGames]

I think it's a pear. :)

[awwhellnogadammit]

she is losing her hotness by the day.

[moonlandingwasfake]

bullshit, you are a blind donkey dude...get some glasses...

[awwhellnogadammit]

well you shoulda seen her when she first started, was all i meant.

[Georgiaboy130]

They had her stuffed a few years back.

[DrTurboLoveTrain]

Finally, they hired an expert liar: a woman.

[gabecollett]

Dana P I forgive you from Master P Come home with Me

Now if you can please get out of Bush Admin

Even Townsend

Had to leave that ship

before the reall problems of the world let it rip O8AMA

[croxxus]

Good stratergy!, put a cute innocent face girl as Press secretary so reporters can go easy on her! it is working too! feel sorry for her.

[itstimetospill]

The sexiest shill ever!!! Super sexy sinister Shill! She has to be on the cover of 'Shaven Shills'. Its going to be more of a sad story if she ends up 'being killed' or 'killing herself'. But no doubt about it she will age 10 years in the next year, sucks to be her.

[gabecollett]

seen dan bartlett lately

that guy is no sex symbol

yeah they put on a pretty young thing

so that helen thomas would go soft on her

as if the press hasnt rolled over for Bush Admin enough already

[solovoyager]

White House Barbie!

[coszz]

She's hot, for a conservative fascist bitch.

[tnekkc]

Dana Perino, I am drawn to your image.

[hiimbrady]

she's WAY hotter than tony snow. she can misguide me any day of the week!

[gabecollett]

she will never tell you the truth, just fantasy

but I suppose that isnt so bad

[hiimbrady]

yeah, man. she should wear a leather catsuit and hold a riding crop while she lies to us. sure, baby. the surge is working. the surge in my pants!

[Baldenlong77]

Oh, sweet, sweet, hapless Dana. I shudder to think what this job will do to that beautiful face in a year.

[dakotaCC]

lol i never liked the puppets for bush.... but god damnn DANA IS HOT and she has a cute laugh too hahaha :D

[strategyminded]

Man, I feel sorry for Dana Perino every single day. She's in over her head. She can't be "mean" like most Press Secretaries need to be. She's too darn cute for that.  Man, I feel sorry for her.

[tuuky]

Yes, she is HOT! And yes, she's an idiot. I remember taking a public speaking class in college and one of the main things you don't do is "ahm... ahm... ahm" as you pointed out, sup3rt3ddy. Did I mention she's hot?

[prrolg]

Did your public speaking course include being a Republican and being peppered with hostile questions from Democrat reporters? No. It told you to tell jokes and imagine them naked. Dum dum.

[gabecollett]

yeah Snow was the best and even he barely got out alive after all the lies

remember Dan Bartlett, Dana

You can always go on vacation with me not W

call me we might hate each others politics but opposites attract

[britoca]

if only she was as beautiful on the inside...

[omgwtfbbqstfu]

i'm sure she is, and i'd like to feel her deeply:)

[sup3rt3ddy]

Notice the ahm, ahm, ahm? Thas very "unprofesional language" coming from the Press Secretary.. I mean..ahm,ahm,ahm...where the hell did she go to school at DOG?

cheers!!!

[larrylooker33]

Even though it is all scripted, she sure is nice to look at.

[friendlier]

There's a section of the Patriot Act that allows for deep digging into internet servers in pursuit of emails. Let's demand of Democratic leaders that they invoke these powers to uncover those emails that pertain to the firing of the U.S. attorneys. Unless the White House didn't in fact "lose" them, but deep shredded them on purpose.

[jeph63]

Anyone notice Dana has been wearing more knits? It's not working for me.

[EvilEyester]

She's senseless and she DOES NOT fit this job description. Who the hell o.k'd this, is it that dimwit Bush again? The only thing that amazes me is that she is able to remember EVERYONE'S name on that room! She'll be a perfect spokesperson for a Williams-Sonoma or Bed Bath & Beyond.

[jordinho13]

She's dreamy... No as dreamy as Scott McClellan but dreamy nonetheless.

[banditwing]

Who cares what she's saying, she's HOT.

[Mudesi]

She's hot.

[abbreviatedname]

Has anyone heard Sam Seder imitate Dana Perino and how quickly she speaks? It is the funniest thing! She talks so fast that its almost as if she doesn't want anyone to be able to slip a follow-up question in. She is certainly easier on the eyes but even a giant turd can be sculpted to assume the aesthetics qualities of Venus de Milo. But a turd still stinks and so does this Bush foot soldier. Peeeeew!

[Aliof]

@abbreviatename...by all standards you have come up with the most humoros comment of all time and true to the core. I laughed for ever and ever. thank you.

[PoliticalChase]

the house of cards is quite unstable as it is. it probably would fall down if Dana let the wrong words slip. they could not pay me enough to do her job - an impossible task covering for the wingnut in the oval office.

[doggggg46]

agreed, pj....

[pjorosco]

Dana still seems just like the last two guys (full of sh** and worried that if the wrong word slips out then the house of cards will topple), HOWEVER she is a lot easer on the eyes for sure. Va voom!