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  • Lol. I do some of that stuff. :P But some of it is true though.

  • I liked this video hoping that it was made for the lulz,i underst and that many will be confused and will begin to call conspiracy theorists 'crazy' or 'weird' and i understand that this gave you a good opportunity to take the piss,but i knew this would happen. bravo you did a good job but please try your best to not pull others back into the system...(your looking at this caomment and laughing but to be honest i dont care anymore)

  • It's funny cuz it's true

  • everything except the antcrist came from my 44 tear old mouth ...too funny

  • HA HA that is sooo me! Except for the reptilian part, I don't believe in aliens.

  • This video represents why 'Conspiracy Theorists' are made to look insane and paranoid. All the things you mentioned in this video are what most people who actually venture outside the mainstream media and research on their own believe. Only the people, such as myself, who can dig deeper and filter out the bullshit, can actually make your hair stand up on your neck from the things we can tell you. Alex Jones will take any story and twist it around for a $, he sold out. The real truth is out there

  • This was soooooo damn funny. My son put this video on his facebook page with the heading, "Good Lord, Sounds like my mom." And I had to admit that it does. Honestly this was one of the funniest videos I have seen. Please do a part two and three and four. There is a lot to make fun of us about!!!!! Great job! People really do have to laugh at themselves.

  • Always look for the details to recognize the hocus ;-). Consulted the archives for a positive match. Gre at Sa tire Lo l

  • Half of these are things I say... wow -_-

  • either you are stupid or you are freemasonry member. hard luck masons

  • you forgot alex jones!

  • CHEMTRAILS ARE MOST DISGUISTING!!! EVERYBODY CAN SEE THEM POISONING US!!! greetings from germany! like your vids^^

  • lizard bitch lol

  • That's me 100% LOL

  • hilarious video but sad most of that shit is real and worse when you really spend time investigating it(except that reptilian thing cause that one is not yet provable)it is just too over the top for the brain washed massed to comprehend.so EZ to ridicule go ahead eat your gmo drink your sodium fluoride roll up your sleeve for those adjuvant laced vaccines ,keep thinking those white lines are contrails and love your corporate overloads.

    oh ya , and the economy is fine and unemployment is 9%

  • @ThePruttmaster *masses

  • @ThePruttmaster *overlords...sorry long day i should be in bed

  • lol this guy just takes the shit all the dumb uneducated conspiracy theorists say and completely ignores the hard facts such as fractional reserve banking and such. Love to see you address the banking system. Be proud man, you've made a mockery out of shit that was already a joke, reeaallyy impressive man

  • Funny as hell man. I guess that means you work for the government!

  • Alot of the things you said are very true. very funny though.

  • lol

    

  • Haven't checked the comments on the vid in a long time.. What a bunch of butthurt assclowns the truth movement has become.

  • You are of course acting like dicks but some people enjoy that.

  • Ron Paul's a Reptilian, that's new one on me. Newt Gingrich is!

  • Mock if you will...!

  • I knew all conspiracy theorists ate nutella, its all coming together...THERE IS SOMETHING THEY AREN'T TELLING US!!!

  • That's good stuff, kvresp! You must have had a hidden camera in my house. That's me, to a tee, lol.

  • I wasn't one ...for hype.

    Nor was I into sensationalism.

    Nor did I get a job to stand in opposition to criminals....like the fbi to the crime ones, cults etc.

    No.

    Yet.. ??

    They have contacted me before.... even as far back as Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. Assass. Trial and they make sure to do a demon thing and to state ....we are the police of the 1960's and we are here...then up to cia they went ...

    And others as well.

    By 1978, they had a Jonestown Massacre, they invlved me

    I ws inHUD

  • They showed the one hud rep. back near beg. of Afganistan war ...who they thought ws the antichrist.

    And he was on tv and in a car w/guards.

    I did not catch the name and what country...

    Basically ...why ? Why did they show the one person all mankind was not saying hello to and due to God calling her in 1992 and then she goes dumb, mugged/amnesia and then it wd take years for her to have a memory..(yes)

    And Who ? Led it to her.

    Was it her former govt employees? The illuminati? GeoBush?

  • Hoping for foot in mouth.

  • So you're ignorant and blindly trusting. How does that invalidate the questioning?

  • @normandLandry youre missing the point, hippyface. Watch my other vids...

  • @kivresp

    If you do a part two mention orgone! You will laugh your ass off the entire time watching those videos... anyway, you've gained a subscriber!

  • haha I won't eat GMO shit.

  • DUDE YOU'RE ON AFR AGAIN

    Second time I cough you this week

    do you announce that anywhere???

  • @2SeeriusMusic yup. add "Hi, it's Rupert" on Facebook.

  • @kivresp Dang I would but my face is a symbol

  • Chemicals in the water are turning everyone into a Lesbian loving anal fisting.

  • Nobody said 9/11 was a false flag. I'm disappointed. It so was man. I think they should follow this up with George Carlin's rant about how you're labeled a "conspiracy buff" if you ever suggest that the super rich would have a plan to own everything.

  • @joshuadc82 infowars.com covers the 9/11 angle.  We'll do a part 2 of this, most likely

  • Conspiracy Theorists always say: "It's just like the Nazis!"

  • 1:23 :-)

  • Dude you look possessed. Call an exorcist- forget money lovin' Larson. Get a real priest with Bishop's permission. And, nice comb-over

  • @swimswet You wont look this good when you're 47.

  • This is exactly what they do, most conspiracy kids are just infowars parrots.

  • @InvictusSpiritus im more of a..the elite jew pigs run the world kinda guy.....charlie giuliani truth hertz.. radio.

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  • I'm listening to you on American Freedom Radio right now AS IF

  • @2SeeriusMusic Thank you :)

  • People, honestly... you are idiots if you get drawn into all of the conspiracy theoies... Its time to wake up and get drawn into the conspiracy FACT! lizard people? you cant prove that... but fema camps? WWIII? Those are things they are actually trying to do. this video made me laugh hella though because I will admit there was a point where I thought reptiles and even the anti christ were going to come get me. but looking back since finding out new things those theories seem too farfetched.

  • @chriskickflip1 I'm totally dating a reptile...

  • I've heard Sponge Bob is a reptile and a Bilderberg member and he owns a sweatshop factory in China.Rumors are he fathered a child in the royal family and plays golf with the Pope. GASP !

  • great satire on people who can't think for themselves!

  • How does he know all this shit and not believe it?

  • To proove you are not reptilian you should do a ten minute video just showing your face and hands but. I know you won't do that because you will clearly shapeshift. Caught you Rupert. Confirmed reptilian.

  • Also the video you did with Charlie Veitch has so many clues and physical anomilies that show you are a shapeshifter. You reptilians like to use lighting to cover up your shapeshifting, that explains why you had to get up to change the lighting. Well that trick did not work. Later on in that video you clearly start morphing into reptilian. You can try to deny it or make jokes about it but the fact is, is that you have to heavilly edit your videos so that your true reptilian skin is not seen.

  • Hey Rupert you are a confirmed reptilian I have seen your shapeshifting anomilies in several of your videos along with fake couple truthergirl Sonia and her reptilian husband. At least you admitted it in your video. You are officially confirmed as a reptilian hybrid. Don't even try to deny it. That is the reason your vids are so heavilly edited. You are trying to hide your true reptilian self anytime you start to shapeshift, and I'm sure your friend charlie is also a reptilian. Stop lying.

  • Thank you too! You're a star :D great videos :)

  • PLEASE do another one of these it was funny as hell.. 

  • LMAO!! this is me... shit lol

  • this guy is quite funny hahahah he speaks what we all look up 

  • Now that made me giggle. Thanx I needed that.

  • what an ugly retard

  • in jest he speaks truth :) hehe

  • LMFAO!

  • If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it.

  • People - you are stupid i.e unintelligent if you don't sense what's up here.. Rupert is well aware of what he's saying in many cases in fact have been confirmed/is the truth. He must also be well aware on how neurotic, close-minded & retarded some the truth-movements members sometimes portrays themselves: without distance, without humor, without hope.

    We all need steo back and laugh once in a while. The struggle continues..<3

  • almost as big a douche as charlie veitch

  • LOL!

  • *makes video gently poking fun at conspiracy theorist norms*

    Average Response: " ZIONIST MOLE, MINION OF SATAN SUMMONED FROM THE REPTILIAN POPE, THE ROTHSCHILD'S PUPPET. HE IS THE REINCARNATE OF HITLER WHO ORDERED THE MASONS TO CARRY OUT 9/11"

  • wankest head i've come across in a while

  • this guy is so brain washed he wont see the truth even if it's up his ass,i mean dam he cant think for him self.we are all gonna suffer, because of ignorant fucks like these that dont see the truth.very few know the truth, but the sheepol out number us bi the billions.

  • Ignorance is bliss. Mixing up facts with bs CAN do damage to revealing truths, but it wont stop it

  • he wants to be star.ridiculize the movement of the truth.

  • and by the way you are not funny!

  • let me tell you that your videos wont change the reality!

  • "Don't take the chip"(Sarcasm) Yes because you'll be first in line right. Wow that's funny. You're obviously an idiot if you think it's normal for living beings to be tracked with microchips in "free" society.

  • Disagree with some of the stuuff you mock..but very funny video nonetheless well done!!

  • I cannot get enough of this video

  • He is def cointelpro and obviously eavesdropping on my conversations.

  • It's satire, this guy is a truther, good one

  • @sumstuff46 arg

  • Where do you get the time to make such gibberish, comical

    Common video, zombies love this shit, good job, too bad the disinfo movement is losing it's grip, seems like some of the zombies can't afford their meds and are waking up but not without going down with a fight, damn people hate hearing the truth, too bad, conspiracies are far more interesting than the supposed truth we are told which is TOTAL BS anyways, oh well off to troll some TRUTH and piss off the shills, it's my new job, fukemall

  • @sumstuff46 don't tell anyone i liked the video :)

  • Your MOCKING the truth movement? WTF?

  • @a2zhandi the truth movement is a jizzoke

  • @sdfgsdfghjkl huh? You don't believe in truth? What do you believe...Family guy? King of the hill, simpsons? American idol?

  • @a2zhandi You're taking yourself too seriously?? WTF?

  • @kivresp your playing everybody for a fool for seeking truth.

  • @a2zhandi You're taking this video seriously? WTF?

  • Yeah, man. Some folks do take it way too far.. But seriously, tell me about those fucking golf shoes...

  • How The Hell did I get here.

  • Pretty funny

  • don't mix reality with science fiction.... WE LIVE IN A POLICE ESTATE NOW, READ NDAA.

  • @Gishine74 hollywood does it all the time. It's what sheep believe in.

  • "I can't believe they found a body at the Queens house. Lizard bitch" Best line ever

  • This is just a mixed bag of bullshit trying to distract from the ones that are real.

  • @sentientstill hollywood does it all the time. It's what sheep believe in.

  • I came for theory, I left with conspiracy.

  • This is stupid... Conspiracies aren't always conspiracy, do the research- the proper research...

    Thanks for mocking JFK you idiot!

  • @DavinaFaerie Definably! Thumbs Up!

  • @DavinaFaerie thumbed up on the JFK. But there are tons of conspiracies. They stop being theories the minute there is reasonable doubt.

  • @a2zhandi couldn't agree more... :0)

  • thumbs up if come here from cveitch channel

  • @sebek23b Yep, I came here through Charlie also... :0)

  • omg i say all of theses things i had to see this again

  • This guy is a fed!

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  • @Bosoxfanpw7 he's CIA & a member of the club of Rome, an insider for the Vatican. Don't listen to this guys, he's a Zionist mole for the Mossad. A disinformation agent! :o

    ;]

  • this is not a conspiracy therory he does suck.

  • Who killed Tupac ahah, rip Makaveli :'(

  • @anonymootle who cares killed this dumbass.

  • @tonybigman3 That was a quote from the video where he actually said "Who killed Tupac" but aside from that, Tupac was amazing. Shame you don't see that.

  • he covered alot of good topics :)

  • this is my favorite....

  • they didn't lose the war it was a tie

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  • if I'm correct I think he's just showing how it must look to others who are not yet awake..I could be wrong but i dont think he's truly mocking for insult

  • @alecboi84 If you watch his other videos you can see he is a !Conspiracy Theorist! him self.

  • There are way funnier conspiracies that he could have gone on about. Needs to be a little more paranoid as well.

  • You're obviously an Illuminati Reptilian. I know, because I am too.

  • hahaha funny

  • Charlie Veitch sent me!!!

  • LIZARD BITCH HAHAHAHA

  • Hilarious!

  • Awesome. Just saw you on Mr Veitch's channel. So funny. Love you man!

  • Only fools mock what they dont understand.

  • @gunmanscotland I for one welcome our new Reptillian space overlords. Guess which one of us is getting their brains eaten first?

  • he left out Bilderberg & 9/11

  • KILLUMINATI! 

  • Is it time to bring the Tomato plants in?

  • ron paul for freedom

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  • if you play "yes we can" backwards it's thank you Satan.. lol :D

  • yeah, i spelled it wrong. stupid. must have been the flourde

  • Loved it!!!

  • hahaha "lizard bitch"

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  • You forgot FEMA coffins, Bohemian Grove, and National Defence Authorization Act. Oh wait that has already been proven!

  • @thesdboxer

    Yeah,"FEMA coffins" are a proven hoax, Bohemian Grove was proven to be nothing more than a getaway for politicians, and NDAA is proven not to be evil.

  • @DTD110865 lol'z, k

  • LOL im a reptile

  • This video is about 70-80% true.

  • SOOO ME! lol..but it's true!!!

  • lol this was funny, however some of the issues should be taken seriously but its all in good humor from how i took it so awesome vid!

  • Sad

  • The reason he never mentioned 9/11 is because everyone who has half a brain knows it was a conspiracy its not even a theory anymore.

  • he's in on it !

  • Yep thats me

  • Lmmfao!!!! You know all thats real! Except the reptile...never heard of that? :)

  • Sounds like me.

  • No mention of 9/11? ITS A CONSPIRACY!!!!

  • Infowars . com + Prisonplanet . com = 9/11.

    If you say he didn't cover 9/11, you're wrong.

  • @TruthersRAlwaysWrong you are wrong. mentioning those doesn't mean 9/11 they cover way more than just that

  • @forby24

    Then you shouldn't have a problem showing me and everyone on here your scientific peer-reviewed journal from civil and structural engineers. Bet you can't even do it. If you can't then its your loss, not mine or anyone elses. Have fun looking for it!

  • @TruthersRAlwaysWrong where is your peer reviewed study on the 9/11 report... that is enough to show that the government doesn''t want anyone with a brain to analyse that load of crap they say was the facts. more than 50% of people now believe the government did it, that is what is called a majority.

  • @forby24

    Civil & Structural Engineers Journal, which has been thoroughly discussed & reviewed by the experts.

    You can sit there & make up all kinds of shit, but without a peer-reviewed journal from Civil & Structural Engineers, you've got NOTHING.

  • @TruthersRAlwaysWrong what a fucking moron you are. typical american make shit up as yu go along.... you are now in the minority my dear idiot.... only those that can't think for themselves still think the government had nothing to do with it... why do you think GEORGIE BOY isnt seen in public anymore. even the first responders dispute the official findings, but hey what would the fire brigade know about fire and explosions right, they have zero experience.

  • @forby24

    No matter what you think of or come up with or which stories best fit your own views about a conspiracy, know this, you will never ever get evidence to prove it. You can sit there & say I'm this or that about me but the only thing you're talking about is yourself. You have a problem, seek anger management or therapy. Trust me, you need both you asshole.

  • LOL i say all of these

  • Notice he doesn't even touch 911 in this video..... Hmmmm

  • @barnone11967

    Maybe because it's too obvious that 9/11 conspiracy freaks are bullshit artists, just like the people who believe all the other conspiracy freaks mentioned here.

  • @DTD110865 notice you called it 9/11 conspiracy and not 9/11 conspiracy theory.. for 9/11 conspiracy means that they conspired to do it....

  • @barnone11967 OMG He totally forgot 9/11! You can't be a true CT (ie Critical Thinker) w/o mentioning 9/11.

  • @j2201987 brilliant CT conspiracy theory = CRITICAL THINKER that needs to go on a t shirt for more people to see

  • So true! Love it!