Mike Rowe on QVC - Precious Moments

[suddendee]

Ummm, Yeah, Dirty Jobs fit Mike Rowe way better.

[rossmat707]

why wouldn't you record MIke Rowe on the QVC?

[WhoeverThatGuyIs]

All hail brinydeep... CHAMPION OF THE INTERNET!

[TheAwakenedHeretic]

Thank you Reddit. These videos are comedy GOLD!!!

[bokde123]

Hey look you wanna put me down? I don't think so but you know what hes gonna do

[KataNight]

LOLThis is the funniest Mike Rowe QVC one yet.

[Horhayj]

Yea, I can hum a few bars.

[TheKratos2006]

It seems like he doesn't give a shit about this QVC crap

[mom2nico]

Dszzphifjdiwhil

[showman43]

Whooters? hahahahahahahahahahaha

[KataNight]

WHooters? HAHAHAHAHAHA

[moose4computers]

Let this be a lesson to you, kids. A $100 bet can sometimes get you nowhere. Other times, it can get you waist deep in the sewage of San Francisco while hosting a TV show.

[Demithegoddess]

can't understand why he got fired half a dozen times LOL, I imagine people turned in just to see him and hear what he was going to say.

[TheZillaGod]

@Demithegoddess really he just rambled on and on to hide that he didn't give a shit the real question is why he kept getting hired back

[BrokeTheInterweb]

Actually your weight lifted me

[rapingurchurches]

does not anyone see the sexual innuendo hidden inside the name or in this figurine?

[ModelsCantCount]

Mike Rowe could self meat to vegans!

(And before anyone gets their panties in a bunch over my quip, I'm vegetarian myself.)

[WikeddTung]

too much of the figurine and not enough of mike.

[WillCreary]

he's such a douchebag. it's hilarious.

[Francheska7778]

OMG I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM UNTILL I READ THE COMENTS...HE LOOKS SO DIFERENT AND SO HANDSOME...WOW HE WAS YOUNG "HMMM MIKE ROWE"

[Francheska7778]

"I HAVE THAT FIGURINE.." AN MANY MORE =)

[CestJorj]

What a hottie in that suit!

[Dosu3000]

to think we coulda seen this on tv

[tomcat2285]

if you can talk about a pencil for 8 minutes you pretty much got a job at qvc at 1 in the morning

[stlmom30]

whaaaatttt is he talking about? Love it.

[Theburn77]

my mom has like a hundred of these things, they're so pointless

[athriaxo]

This is so badly crafted it cant support the weight of the girl without putting something (what is that btw? Has love kept her in the air for so long that cobwebs accumulated?) underneath her ... shame on you qvc selling such crap for such a price...

[sluggo06]

I got a video on my favorite lists that has something to do with this, it's the first one

[mrdarcylover]

how did he keep his job? i mean it's funny as hell, but i don't think they sold too many items!

[JiaBlackholesun]

@mrdarcylover He didn't. They fired him at least twice.

[FractalBolt]

This is Mike Rowe? The Mike Rowe of Dirty Job? Shit, what happened to him? He's all gritty and rough in Dirty Jobs whereas here he looks like some yuppie fresh out of Harvard law school

[Oblivionthoraxia]

@FractalBolt this was almost twenty years ago. aging happened, dipshit

[seharris11]

"A primitive seesaw" hahahah! Hilarious!

[MashBananaPirate]

He made me want to buy that crap. haha

[reevesrj]

Funny guy.

[braigus09]

that's mike rowe?! Good god, he looks like Arnold schwarzenegger only more good looking

[LiPgLoSsGaLz]

hahah hes trying to be as funny as he can without getting fired XD lmaooo

[IndirectConnect]

@LiPgLoSsGaLz QVC actually fired him 3x

[UncleDeluxe]

This guy is fucking brilliant. He could describe paint drying and it would be hilarious.

[babiker2468]

Ahheheheheheee... Precious Moments !

[DramaQueen1479]

omg people paid $31.50 for those creepy little dolls? Oh, sorry, figurines?

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

His voice is so beautiful....he could read a phone book and it would sound cool.

[WakeUpDummies]

He had to be bored shitless! LOL! My Mom collects these. Has more than 500 of them

[misanthrope8]

thanks SOOO much for posting these!!!!! What did we ever do before YOUTUBE????

[UnfoldingWings]

Mike was probably one of the best QVC hosts EVER.

[choochooherecomes]

This type of stuff makes me want to move to America :(

[TomatoDreams]

Poor Mike. Had to talk about that piece of crap figurine for almost four minutes. Made it work. I still wouldn't have bought it, but damn if I could have called in to talk to him I would.

[yangomcfrisky]

He is so bad at this, holy cow. I was laughing the whole time! OMG.

[johnsonrj74]

Mike is pure class. I guarantee that nobody watching QVC realized just how much he was taking the piss! Go mike!

[MikeHall683]

yeah, mike, they're hosers. xD

this stuff is priceless.

[mavvi860]

"Love lifted me. Well, from a technical standpoint, it was your weight that lifted you, but... I'm sure some love is in their as well."

Mike is the best.

[billtamer]

thats the exact same price i just paid today for a pair of shorts. awesome.

(well before tax)

normally this wouldnt be THAT funny, but the fact that it aired on TV, for people to actually see, it just fucking amazing.

HAHAHA when he makes them talk was fucking great.

[IrreverentFool]

Why did you save these? WHY? WHO RECORDED THESE?

[TomatoDreams]

@IrreverentFool Could be a QVC watcher from way back who happened to enjoy Mike's awesome banter/looks/etc and thought it would be beneficial to to record, whether for them or the public. I doubt the recorded every QVC host. I'm guessing just Rowe. I would have too if I had ever seen him.

[Glenners]

@IrreverentFool "duude Mike Rowe is going to be on the shopping channel tonight, he's hilarious imma record that shit for t he future"

[stickman875]

dame hes so young in this vid XD

[nbeckster1]

I'm not sure the kind of people who would buy would do so with this presentation.. it's just too ridiculous

[Zippy0088]

0:20 he's got a light bulb tie EPIC....

[ffhawk27]

"buckwheat design" its alfalfa!!!!!!!! lmao

[csmith624]

Mike Rowe would be the best friend in the world.

[favoritemenu]

Haha " You can see its kind of a primitive see- saw, basically just a rock and a 2x4"

[harrymurdock1]

hahaha this guys was so sarcastic back then

[LomaGnome]

He's still so sarcastic! hehe

[pelonsqui]

como hacer para conseguirlos

[ferraricalif]

"complete with the stylized calik back there, borrowing from the buck wheat design"

LOL

[sweetfrenzy27]

I love you, Mike Rowe

[viper1966]

I use to get in shit doing stuff like this in my office.

The worse dressing down I got is when I played Tickle Me Elmo over the PA

[jv2k]

I love how you can tell he's trying to sell it but knows how stupid the item is.

Mike Rowe looks freaky with hair too.

[realista07]

$31.50??? damm..and that was alooong time ago, i see those figures on garage sales and thrift shops for less than a dollar...lol

[TimeLapseSteve]

I wish I had Mike's deep gravelly voice. That has to make women dripping wet.

[TexasRattlesnake88]

Love Lifted Me...reminds me of Larry the Cable Guy's joke about his over-weight neice, sister? She sang Love Lifted me in choir at church. A crane couldn't lift her. LOL

[InMeteor]

'well on a technical standpoint it was your weight that lifted me'

Thank you Mike Rowe. That made my day

[leesathepunkin]

lmao oh my gosh..this is so funny

[astrogliding]

his hands are manicured! LOL NICE!

[tr1ptan]

Apparently he's been talking to his cameramen for his entire career.

[lamaidaklump]

Freakin' hilarious! Mike is way too smart to sell this shit. Had to keep himself entertained somehow. But hey, it's a gig, We all have to do things we don't want to do to pay the rent. I'll bet they had some great laughs!!

[stephenp1968]

Could he be more uncomfortable? LOL

[stephenp1968]

Mike is THE MAN. He is just awesome.

[thpt]

All I can hear is "please shoot me now". I'm glad he stuck around long enough to sell this kind of crap on the Warehouse. eeeeeeyeah. Not buyin it. But love ya, Mike!

[aznstud604]

lol how did he get this job...

[GreenGold33]

"hooters"

Mike Rowe rocks

[johnplaydrums]

thats awesome

[UncleDeluxe]

This guy is effing hilarious. Absolute comedic genius. Hope he's on TV for awhile.

[lostrocket]

Not at all hard to see why he was fired also super easy to know why he was brought back! I'd totally watch him try to sell me crap at 2 AM.

[killastar07]

Mike Rowe for President 2012!!!

[Kockaramalama]

actually, from a technical standpoint....

[booth231]

I wish I were good pals with Mike Rowe. He would be a kick-ass friend.

[WakeUpDummies]

@booth231 Amen to that!

[technoempire85]

Dude, when I act like a smart alec I get smacked. Rowe gets paid. Are you serious?

[FunkyFrank10]

I think he was fired from QVC several times.  But I guess he was backed by popular demand. Not hard to see why he was fired.

[beachdarryl0202]

He's a wonderful speaker but yeah, he's not a salesman. And they had him selling this junk just makes it worse. He would've been better if it had been more useful stuff, but even when he's not being a smart ass he tends to get off track.

[velocity896]

lolll you could tell he was thinkin "what the hell am i doing, selling little kids on a rock and 2x4. nobodys gonna buy this shit. get me out of here and into a lake of crap or something"

[lopytube]

@velocity896 yeah at least he was makin the best out of it.That was a pretty good joke(when your stuck on a job with sheer boredom)

"What were they called HOOTERS"lol

[nuocmat]

wtf that shit for $31 ???? fuck that.

[Bentrot]

The originals are actually pretty damn expensive now..

[danserfille93]

sooo funny!

[241Groundhog]

funny as hell.

[Rugidarol]

VincentX

[Rugidarol]

VincentX

[misslawl]

He's aged like a fine wine. A VERY FINE WINE, THAT I WANT TO PUT NEAR MY NAUGHTY PLACES.

[velocity896]

WHAT. THE. HOLY. FUCK. O.o

[ButeoLineatus]

@misslawl Oh yeah! show me your vagina!

[tektive]

Lol Looking at the Mike Rowe could sell "so and so" to "so and so" comments I've seen so far, I think we should start some Chuck Norris-esque jokes about Mike Rowe! XD

lol like: Mike Rowe could sell rags to hobos.

Any one else wanna join in?

[Nopiw]

hooters lmao

He is great.

[tbrien66]

2:08 to 2:30 is the best.

[dolcerok]

they can only find buyers for such rubbish in america

[dsindc]

Yes this is true. And their name normally ends with a vowel. Like Perelli, or Panone, or Lombarti. But we have to be careful because they can be dangerous. After all, the one thing Italians brought to this country above all else has been : CRIME. By the way, you haven't thanked us for saving your little country in WW II. And while I'm on the subject, Il Duce was a douchebag.

[TheDoctor342]

That's right folks, the same nationalist attitude that brought us World War 1 can be yours as long as you hate America! Jump on the bandwagon!

[Wiktorion]

Due to its size, it's a greater chance.

[JonasC22]

lmao Mike Rowe could sell sand to Ethiopians.

[rwolff01]

LOL...i love this guy

[musikhavok44]

Mike Rowe is the man!

[birkblaes]

superior weight..Haha

[EricToTheScionti]

Fuck off, who comes into comedic videos and tries to start a political debate.

[FallingMunkey]

Go do what you and your countrymen do, Starve and bitch starve and bitch. RIP

[MegaProto]

@EricToTheScionti LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS

[EricToTheScionti]

@MegaProto Lol thank you for bumping a year old reply.

[tarathetarantula]

from precious moments to shoveling poop

[maemae129]

i love he is just like rambling lol

[DaOnLyNeMeSiS0333]

lol he said hooters

[SmoggyZilla]

put me down...I don't think so...

[oldredgirl]

mike towe could sell me bottled water in a flood!

[Lywnis]

these programs are designed to sell you things you don't need...their value is extremely low.Ofcourse,everybody knows that... right?

[trackgurl123]

hahaha. "it was your weight that lifted me."

i love love love mike rowe

[Wyrmwould]

If I didn't know better, I would think he was stoned.

[gailannfrag]

This is great!

[Cajek2]

"Actually, from a technical standpoint, it was your WEIGHT that lifted me..." BOI-OI-OI-OING!

[1PAcouchpotato]

Theres also a clip of Mike Rowe demonstrating somthing called the "Wunder Boner" Search for "Advertisment Fail" to find it, I also have it in my favorites.

[Zalman1337]

Haha, that was great.

[ramona7609]

"Hope your day's full of it." LOL

[LMcB123]

"Your weight lifted me" OMG!! ROTFLMAO I am dying to know how many of these he actually sold!! :) :)

[kebea41]

Good God what a heap of Cack,,what the hell!!!!!!! cheap tacky crap not worth a cent

[Zlyzer]

rdvftvftvftb6

[g4m3fr34k678]

"Hey, look, you wanna put me down."

"I don't think so!"

"Come on? Please? Put me down?"

"I don't think so!"

"Come on, really. I'm getting dizzy."

"I don't think so!"

Suddenly, he rolled off there real fast and she came crashing down, ran home, told her mommy, and they weren't allowed to see each other for a week.

[ktownva]

Hilarious how he goes all alien autopsy on that crap. When you know he's thinking "this is just a shitty little statue".

[saywhatmachine]

man he probably HATED working for qvc ahahaha hes hilarious

[yetipoop]

lol hes always crackin jokes...hooters lol

[unibrow9]

oo god my english teacher collected thouse i swear to god she like would make the for people "johnny got an a"

[poetry42]

Old people buy this crap all the time and they love it.

[ILoooooveCamels]

I wonder how that impeccable manicure's holding up now!

[BooMBooMitsMayhem]

lol i thought this was going to reference the fact that it looks like its his wang holding her up from the side.

[TheSchimmi]

awesome, i don't think he's funny in dirty jobs but he's funny now

[MasterRater27]

what were they called hooters? hoosits? the who? lol

[LilLuna1985]

You know...it's really bad the way he touches the top of the heads like they were nipples.

*Dirty thoughts!

[fl352gator]

man he's sarcastic and funny as shit

[terrybroadway]

this answers the question that's been on my mind for years...

yes, mike rowe has ALWAYS been awesome

[mchitown]

Hooters? lol

[fornello123]

who buys this crap??

[RonniRoo]

My grandma

[puppies21616]

i love mike rowe but i love Matthew Broderick better

[chic0stik]

XD put me down im getting dizzy :P

[fenixdown22]

buckwheat? I think he meant alfalfa

[Covaxius]

Dude, I totally saw these at someones house once...weird

[908LuX973]

hahaha he called the precious moments things hooville people and smurfs shit had me rollin

[thejoser]

"Superior weight"

[rockergal77]

"Come on, put me down."

"I don't think so."

LOL !

I will forever love Mister Michael Rowe. <3

[iam2danditiscool]

sounds like hes drunk or something

[Mew7191]

LOL, "it was your weight that lifted me."

[sugarhana]

i'm wondering how he secured this job for song long without getting fired. he's amazing!

[solanoss36]

He got fired a few times from QVC

[shalarthing]

"A few times" :D

[maaghimself]

lol you could hear the people laughing in the background, he should really do an encore episode cause he was just too funny on this!

[xXnobrainXx]

he´s got to be high xDDD

[Narciso92]

That doesn't look right the boy looks like hes banging the girl lol

[badderthanyou]

Mike rules. He is so sarcastic selling this crap. Love it.

[LindseyFSU]

I never knew he worked for QVC, hilarious! Love him!