Lily Allen - 'Alfie' music video

[meggypoo99]

That video game playing, weed smoking qweird *o*n* mag looking pupet................

[annyselenahater]

lol it rellay funny

[XPWREF]

Llily is fucking AWESOME!

[Missgemstone13]

lmfao that puppet is so scary! I feel so sorry 4 Lily and her partner losin their baby- stay strong guys :) good song

[SakuraKiss95]

Holy shit, where is the uncensored version? O.o

[icanreallysing1620]

wow i love her accent and Alfie, get a your lazy ass!!!!!

[xXxdorkxlightxXx]

lol @ Alfie beating off.

[TinaTiny24]

i remeber i saw this video a long time ago on tv, and i was like ".....what?" lol, but this is funny:) i remeber the tune

[thevictorylanegirl]

17 people r like alfie and 298 are lily allen

[erwin280]

When she was like this i would defenetly do lily allen. but now... No thanks.

[Xxhannahx10X]

How do u do them love heart things cos i love lily allen and i want to know how 2 write it ( i am not gay)

[SunshineBerryGleeker]

Oh God, they think if I hear "weed" I'll go smoke it.

[BiologicalCPU]

Haha.

I wonder what my little brothers would think if I wrote such a song about them.

[TheNinjaOmelets2]

CLASSIC LILY! Super happy song with depressing lyrics

[IhateMissouriALot]

This is a very rateable video. I think everyone here has walked in on a puppet jacking off... or was that just me? o.O

[PizzaBo1]

thumbs up if u think shes hot and if u act like that puppet :P

[12chubakka]

lol sneak attake at the end LAWL

[EmoHippy16]

lol

Alfie creeps me out....

[BiggestGagaMonster]

@luixilopostli

yes i looked it up and i was like..

:O

[BiggestGagaMonster]

1:20,

is he doing what i think he's doing ...

[luixilopostli]

@BiggestGagaMonster yes, but in the normal vrsion you can see it more clear

[star101angelic]

How... pleasant... I WANT TO WATCH IT AGAIN!!!

[erwin280]

@star101angelic

and again and again... AND AGAIN!!

[scottburton1988]

i think its so funny how weed is cencored but arse is not lmfao

[PAVONEZORZ]

I kinda like the little tinkly sound as opposed to THC. It was cute.

[RobsonChateumbriant]

Adoro essa música e o víde é Massa! (Ý

[TheDiegots3]

Very good but not like the censorship

[IfyRox101]

Extra funny. LOL!

[Isabellaa1000]

soo fun 8)

[Jessie404]

I like what she's wearing.

[1greendaybabe]

wat is that thing she takes out of his room

[anglfrmhevn]

i think it was either a game controller, or the remote

[lilavril422]

@1greendaybabe very old game controller

[poolfarm2]

Very talented woman

[lilbabiilou09]

lol lurrve it very funny and Lily is so pretty and such a good singer! and @pitot1988 yes he was lol type in the dirty version of the video and its obvious u c the duvet bouncing up n down lol.x

[DancingGymnast989]

Definitly the weirdest video ive ever seen...but in way, i liked it! it was pretty funny, come to think of it. Plus, lily allen is very pretty.

[xXTouchMyToxicXx]

Wow, if I was her brother I would be pissed off.

[bfmvthepoisonbfmv]

omfg x GREATT SONG :P

[maquina823]

Greate video.

[ms0866]

this is funny x

[partikitty]

D= I hate the bleeping!

[Hatseflats89]

weird.... but I kinda like it lol

[pitot1988]

did he j*** off?

[noostafa]

wow is this like the little kid versioin? they took out the word weed and stuff woooow

[simkitty181]

yeah I think so.

I hate radio edits also.

kids are exposed to swearing alot anyways so they might as well not sensor those words out.

[XtErMiNaToR523]

good song but weird

[MsLil25]

This is soooooooooo old i fink shes a good singer this song is 1 of her best but all of her other songs are shit no affence.

[kalar76]

@MsLil25

this is the first song i liked too :p

just give her other ones a chance LDN is pretty good ^^

[L33chio0]

@MsLil25  there not

[ellenna41]

haha luv this video

Alfie is the name of her brother haha

[mzfiesty]

lol weird but i love lily :)

[XDeidaraTobiX]

What's THC?

[LaFlacs]

@XDeidaraTobiX

it is the Tetrahydrocannabinol (psychoactive compound in marijuana) its what look at to determine (thc levels) when and if you get tested for marijuana. lol thats what my brother explained to me...

[TheFlyingJennifer]

THC is the chemical in marijuana that gets you high.

[Empire1029]

Its funny, She should make 1 about a sister

[Pukerua2]

@Empire1029 she has. it's called back to the start.

[Lieetheawsomelion]

sounds a bit like my bro.

[AKAalicecullen]

This is confusing

[nerakudai]

A¡ ZTA zupr genial el video...

[kaynoobful]

hahahaz this is so funny

[4edenb]

mackenszie oviously from england??!!!

luv lils this vid is weird but cooooooooooooooooooooooollllll­llll

[TigerAmongstMen]

@musicmagico OK...If you say so.

[Tidi97]

i ♥ her high heels

[MackenzieCleveland12]

what country is this from? haha lol i have no ideaaa

[HeadShinobi]

britannia

[Whizadora1]

haha i love it lol :D xx

[zebracakes2030]

Hahaha, silly.

[04dtucker]

Well thats fucking great init no more saying weed or thc get fucked goverment legalise cannabis!!!!

[Computerrorist]

Watta wonderful world... Cannot even say the word 'weed' anymore.

[spinyriptide]

lol censored

[piranhabike]

love the song,

dont like the puppet

[Guineapigbabe]

The puppet is freaky!

[misspinkyist]

thats one fucking demented scary porn mag reading alcholic junkie puppet

[Gaarascurse1234]

lol, best comment ever :D

[ffantasy17]

@misspinkyist gotta love him :)

[guilherme2009adc]

As musicas dela são muito boas...

Parabéns Lily Allen, você é de mais!!!

[incorparted]

That is one dam evil puppet

[MizKitty1231]

haha! alfie is jacking off :O lol

[moon192]

this video is very scary...because of what?

because I hate puppet very-very much.

[omari53]

Pause at 2:40

[omari53]

haha pause at 1:11

[karlanickita]

alfie is scary o.o

[supcrackerr]

thats fuckin kool

[Thalia395]

ajajajaja ke gOlpecitOh al finaL

[dHaiNelOvEsyoU]

i heartt YOUU ALFIEE!ahaha:D

[Princesswickett]

hhhm sounds familiar

[RecamZero]

ALFIE IS A NED OR CHAV OE WHATEVER

[ashleee0x]

haha pause it on 1:28!!

[rfclfcrfc]

i did wats funny

[TheSouthparkman]

lilly allen is pregnant ang is getting maried

[z3ni7]

Alfie is the man! ^^

[katiehsmrocks]

really funny

[IvoSuarez8]

Lily I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (L)

[lollypoplove333]

funny and cute song :)

[iloveinu2death]

I love her dress and the hair accesory is a nice touch and I like the song...it has a catchy tune.

I also love the puppet idea...ha ha.

I wonder if she is really talking about her real little brother.

[Diamondnekoboy]

Apparently yes...which is weird, considering he's about three years younger, I can't see her acting like a mother/sister hybrid.

[iloveinu2death]

Diamondnekoboy: Ha ha. Thanx for the info.

[59211bart]

yep she is going about her real lil' brother

[rouvien01]

jhkgh

[MsLil25]

<3 this song its her best song i love the beiginin

[WestiGirl]

LOL it actually censors weed and THC, but not arse.

The times they are a-changing, eh?

[MegaKatyperryfan]

why does it block out twat

[HJoo02]

I dont get it when the bit that says sensored???

Plz reply

[Tomasiba4you]

(it says censored)

He was masturbating.

[willywonkaandi]

if you loved alfie then you will love

ALFIE THE ALIEN

go to ALFIE THE ALIEN on youtube now

[holly0x0]

Lol, love itt.

Haah.

Love Alfie xx <3 Lool

[age11paintballfreak]

we she gets punched at the end hahahaha

[MissLisa96]

1:24 :D

shes really pretty , love her

[mandomerc]

best lilly alen song

[heiwa7843]

she's really pretty

however i think she has cooler songs that this one

[LolliAnime]

Finally! A singer's voice that when singing relates to mine!! I can finally sing and sound half decent! Woo!

[duffyrocksxxxx]

lily rocks!!

[BREN70S]

im sure that little fucker nicked my bike !!!

[ironbawsmcginty]

The whole 'the things id eat out of her ass' was origionally in harold and kumar go to whitecastle. One of the jewish guys says it about katie holmes.

[CaramelCookie10]

She is soo pretty

[lacee0]

youd be so funny if you didnt steal lines from movies staring seth rogen

[juggaloicp1992]

I didnt steal any lines from seth rogen rofl. That's was my thought at that time =P, Who the hell is seth rogenm?

[lacee0]

superbad,40 yr old virgin, knocked up

in superbad talking a bout jewls"man the things i would eat out of herass. the nasty things i would do to her." just cuz u change it doesnt make it original and dont act like you dont know who he is any1 who doesnt live under a rock knows him

[nyckelbenet]

censorship sucks soooo much.... HATE it...

[laurenbaybzz]

ah aLfie havin a wank :L

[iMittch]

cute song & nice video XD

[JKreviews]

Hillarious! This is one of the best lil alen songs.

[jackcat1212]

and the poeple changed the fact that she took a game controler in the real one she took his pipe

[zachk1290]

They sensor "weed" hahahaha.

Fucking ridiculous.

[aiopm740]

I love this song but I think it is stupid that 'weed', 'THC' and 'twat' are all blocked out. People should have the right to smoke if they want to and 'twat' is VERY MILD bad launguage. I think it would be cool to block out the sound of this vid and put the soundtrack over the top that dosnt have words blocked out!!! Thanks for reading this message!

[MrRebler]

you konw what it is a shame that some of the words are bluperd out it ruens the song

[00dumbRockz]

im doing this to test yts new censorship comment thing.

fuck cock fag shit

[cornemuse24]

HILARIOUS lyrics and video! She's got such a dry sense of humour. Love her!!

[TheMcmillun1]

wtf weed ain't a swear word.

blody hell youtube is stupid in some vids.

and its illegal to smoke weed who ever said you can.

[Evolengas]

its not youtube its mtv that made lily add those on so they could play her music video.

stupid huh, they wouldnt block out weed if it was on a gardening programming

[Bowleena]

there are countries that allow marijuana...

[duo5hnc]

omg censor lol the games cotroll is bong

[poolfarm2]

funny.

[BlueGamakichi]

if that puppet was MY brother, i might have to tell that shit to the folks at the church, and stand and ask, how can i be related to an unanimated object? (@_@) freddie krueger shit man! anyways lil allen is freaking yummie.

[USAHANA88]

it's funny ...but a little bit creepy too!!

[devilzreality93]

wow the puppet looks fucked up

[rhaoth]

that's because he uses that devil-worshipping drug "cannabis"

[devilzreality93]

cannabis is a devil-worshipping drug ? wow didnt know that

[rhaoth]

well now you know

[deathonarrivale]

....Even though it grows naturally on the planet..... hmmm. It's like saying God made a mistake, now doesn't it?

[rhaoth]

I don't believe in god.

[deathonarrivale]

Neither do I. But wait, seeing as how you claim it to be a devil-worshipping drug..... that doesn't add up right there. Hmm....

[rhaoth]

I never said that cannabis was bad. Maybe I'm a weed smoking satanist...

[FatFuckingPrick]

He's talking piss... in the 11 satanic rules of earth it claims you CAN smoke weed.

[smilesaroundtown]

I'd fuckin stand on the pupet if it ws swearin at me

[stonerswillsmokeweed]

if that puppet was my bother i think i would fuckn have to destroy him/

[VicRes1982]

that puppet is really creepy.

[skittles56789]

no ur the idiot

[JonazBrofan4evr]

lolz 1:10 lolz again

[skittles56789]

Oh MY GOD, THAT LITTLE PUPPET MASTERBATED WHEN HE HAD THE PICs OF THE NAkED DOLLS! HA HA HA HA LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF,, and he smokes weed LAUGH OUT LOUD

[youstupidfayce]

You seem like an idiot.

[rasolaha]

i agree

[lu4evaxx]

omgg

cool

cute

lol

[sisandbro1012]

her bro was on drugs but then tht song stopped him. good sis Lily

[Twillighterr]

Blocking out the buttocks iniit?

[Hithere119]

lol he hit her at the end lol lily got told by a puppet!

[maggily124]

does she actually have a brother? lol

[FmaWolfboi]

yeah she does i think he's started singing now aswell not too sure

[CuteGirlPtth]

hes an actor

[venedar]

she owns, cool video

[chawizze02]

lov it!

[horselover6029]

its my ringtone and i have on my ipod

[YumiSisa]

I like her British accent!! It is soo cool!!! :):):)

[horselover6029]

same i wish i had an accent i want a scottish accent

[mcgoodfella1]

her accent is cockney wen she sings but she talks quite posh..cant beat a good cockney accent...now put on ya daisy roots,or ya 1ns n 2ss n go 4 a board n chalk down the frog n toad ha ha

[lea7375a]

das video und das lied sind so cool!!

[loveyabaaybayy]

her accent is sweet . i wish i had an accent . i want to go to a place like that, were all people have accents and im the weird one talking like a dush bag!! lol

[vicci83]

lol yeah i like her accent aswell im from dundee and hate our accents here if we had to sing in our accent it would sound horrid :L

[andrewbagnall]

lol u wanker its dooch not dush dumb fucka

[IyaImSophie]

you're a fuck head.

IT'S SPELT DOUCHE, NOT DOOCH

so dont you feel like a fat fucking prick.

dont correct someone unless you can get it right