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  • When he drinks, he dosent stay thirsty,

    Stay Thirsty My Friends.

  • He was ate before he was seven.

  • When he shaves with his electric shaver the trolly stops running.

  • Wait was this supposed to be funny

  • He is half American Indian. His grandfather drink 62 cups of tea. In the morning he was found dead in his tea pee/tee pee.

  • When he was born he smacked the doctor.

  • when he makes love to a woman he has the orgazim.

  • when he was 8 years old he was giving adults driving lessons.

  • when he was born he cut his own umbilical cord.

  • I don't always finish my catchphrase,

  • what he should say is,,, "I dont often drink beer so you should not value my opinion of it highly"

  • Song in the beginning?

  • hes a jew in real life...no shit..he must have a tiny dick...an old jew he is....now i wouldnt drink that shit for free

  • I used to be the most interesting man in the world, but then I took an arrow to the knee.  :

    )

  • wow thats interesting

  • Dos Equis tastes like water.... But at the same time it tastes amazing.

  • He uses telepathy by talking

  • The more I listen to these facts, the more I think, "This guy must be related to Chuck Norris in some way."

  • He simply walks into Mordor.

  • He can hear braille.....

    

  • he continued to be an adventurer.... even after taking an arrow in the knee

  • The Ernest Hemmingway of Beer...

  • I don't always finish my sentences; But when I do-

  • His milk never goes bad.

    His chest hair has survived hurricane force winds.

  • he went to burger king and ordered a bigmac...he got one

  • Jagger has moves like him.

  • he killed houdini  O:

  • Life once gave him lemons, he made Apple juice

  • if someone were to drink the sweat from his balls, it would taste like lemonade

  • He used to be an adventurer, but then he took an arrow to the knee; and he was still an adventurer after that.

  • @MaddnessScene you're doing it wrong... "he once took and arrow to the knee, just to know how it feels" sounds much better imo

  • @TheRandom919 I don't always correct people on their grammar, but when I do; I make sure the word is "equis".

  • So he is Chuck Norris' arch-enemy?

  • @rabbitsReviil He's the Latino version, and Norris has his number as his Emergency contact. Norris doesnt like Chuck Norris jokes, because he tells Dos Equis jokes.

  • my fucking idle!!

  • the father of chuck norris

  • Jesus was late for his return so God sent him for the meantime.

  • I don't always drink and drive, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

  • The Most Interesting Man in the World. Chuck Norris, Old Spice Guy and the Stig will combine and stop whatever will happen on December 21 2012

  • the most interesting man in the world > chuck norris

  • "I don't always remember that I have ADD, but when I do.....hey look, a bunny rabbit!"

  • He tells Donald Trump "You're fired!"

  • but.....That's not chuck norris.

  • In the Bible, it talks about him.

  • wow he built a city out of blocks! I never knew that.

  • wake up prohecy =666

  • I usually don't eat after workout, but when i do, i prefer protein!

  • He once took an arrow to the knee...and continued on adventuring

  • He knows how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie pop.

  • fabuloso!

    

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  • His reflection stares at HIM...

  • Chuck Norris has a father?

  • Find out what it is in life that you don't do well, and then, don't do that thing. Stay thirsty my friends!

  • is he like the second chuck norris

  • I dont always drink milk, but when I do, i prefer Dos boobies.

  • HELL YEA! MEXICAN CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you guys cant make this guy look like chuck norris. the most interesting man doesnt have super powers or some shit like that but is just better than everybody and sometimes bad at some things. Hes the chillest dude u can meet not some super hero. fucking americans ruin everything. the top comment is not even close to what the most interesting man is about

  • this guy is Chuck Norris

  • This is the most interesting video in the world!

  • i dont always drink beer but when i do i beat my wife

  • he once punched a magician....you heard me

  • Those who meet him shake his hand silently, because it is implied that it is nice to meet him.

  • wait isn't this describing chuck norris?

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  • I dont always comment on youtube,but when I do it get thumbs up.

  • marketing genius

  • its chuck Norris grandfather

  • apparently this man didnt go down well in somalia...stay thirsty my friends

  • i used to be intresting like you, till i took an arrow to the knee

  • Barney Stinson's Grandfather.

    

  • The commercials with this guys is so fucking annoying >.<

  • I love this Video ;)

  • To all the people mentioning Chuck Norris:

    Grow the fuck up, it's not 2005 any more.

  • I think this is about Chuck Norris

  • If he was a magicarp, his splash attack would do damage.

  • chuck norris' grandfather!

  • he doesnt have to thumbs up his own comments because he knows in an hour or so his will be the top comment

  • The original Chuck Norris.

  • @Cheedillow Chuck Norris was first.

  • stay horny my friends 

  • I this man competes with Chuck Norris. THIS IS BLASPHEMY!!!

  • i dont ussaly drink beer,but when i do i beat the shit out of my wife.

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  • 0:10

    Well I built a house of dirt blocks.

  • When people say "Like a Boss!", they mean "Like The Most Interesting Man in the World!"

  • The star on his Christmas Tree is Chuck Norris...

    Santa sits on his lap to tell him what he wants for Christmas...

    When there is an earthquake, it is just him doing jumping jacks

  • the secret is in the mustache

  • he doesn't normally snort cocaine, but when he does, it's Colombia's finest!

  • @arnold84500 lmao

  • @jfm1200 thx.

  • I think thats Chuck norris's dad....

  • lol well, at least it wasnt just me that made the connection of the chuck norris jokes to the most interesting man in the world

  • Tim Tebow points to him after scoring a touchdown

  • EXCUSE ME CHUCK NORRIS IS THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!! NOBODY CAN DEFEAT HIM NOT EVEN THIS PHONY DOS EQUIS MAN!!!!!!!!!!

  • @QuestionManfacebook

    Chuck Norris even admits that The Most Interesting Man in the World is his father.

  • He made Sir Mix-a-Lot like small booty

  • Lol. "Stay Thirsty My Friends"

  • In the last presidential election Obama voted for him....

  • Chuck Norris Jokes ?

    

  • I thought it was Kim Jong Il

  • "He figure skates......and it is glorious."

  • his resime reads what he hasnt done

  • his nickname is damn

  • What the hell did his father drink to have such an interesting sperm

  • @MarioBario Chuck Norris is actually his left testicle

  • @Tbtemplex97 No

  • "He once punched a magician. That's right. You heard me.", LOL

  • Its Chuck Norris!

  • @Tbtemplex97 This guy is chuck norris' dad

  • chuck norris wannabe

  • @thagdabobo actually....it's the other way around.

  • He wears live aligator boots. The sun revolves around him. He is faster than a neutrino. He can boil water and freeze it with his eyes, at the same time. His beard is pure titanium. He is the most interesting man.

  • i love this guy

  • Both God and Chuck Norris are his sons.

  • @Zaruk6 They say that this man (or God-man) was the one who aught Bruce Lee and his master, Yip Man and God/Jesus everything they know

  • He thinks 'Playing hard to get' is a myth

  • He's never had a flat tire because...Mighty steeds don't get flat tires

  • He once pled 'Guilty as charged', in the court of public opinion on whether his looks could kill

  • His organ donation card includes his testicles. 

  • this guy is so fuckin epic now im wondering who would win a legends fight chuck norris or most interesting man.

  • chuck norris gets bored by the most interesting man in the world

  • that's not chuck norris

  • he once went to a planet fitness gym but he was kicked out because his looks discouraged everybody

  • He once masterbated in a semi truck... Today it is known as Optimus Prime

  • "I don't always do use a condom, but when I do...

    I prefer to use it on your mother.

    Stay protected my friends."

  • "He once ran a marathon, it drew the equator"

  • "When he asked the mirror, it answered"

  • he is so cool that when he goes swiming it starts to snow

  • i didnt know chuck norris had a father

  • chuck norris had brother

  • I don't always finish my sentences, but when I do

  • @ magicpen6666 Haha that one is good

  • ima be honest,i think dos equis tastes like corona but a little better

  • He is quite clearly a close relative of Chuck Norris

  • He is the Chuck Norris's Brother

  • @balbal123321 He is Chuck Norris's father

  • I don't always hate youtube videos, but when I do, I prefer to hate this one.

  • He drinks the best beer in the world.. no really look

  • when he blinks, small insect colonies are blown away by the wind

  • *warning may explode mind* what if Chuck norris and the most interesting man in the world had a baby...

  • Chuck Norris ain't got nothing on this!

  • this dude is a big douche. funny as hell tho. i saw a parody in a mad magazine. he once brought a crane and a backhoe to an amish barnraising...just to get the job done faster! he clips his nose hairs.... with his teeth. lol

  • He is the reason why world war 2 started

  • He is what Willis was talkin' 'bout

  • He once built a city out of blocks, no one lives or works, because he made it in Minecraft.

    He is.. the most autistic man in the world.

  • Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......

  • He played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and won

  • I AM SUPERTAN.

  • He kinda just looks like a dirty hobo in a suit.

  • I don't always eat Mexican food, but when I do, I prefer Dos Burritos. Stay obese my friends

  • This is so awesome!!!

  • chuck norris does his laundry

  • He taught Hellen Keller sign language…in Japanese.

  • He can speak French, in Russian. lol

  • The one about rollerblading was funny as hell

  • I dont always drink beer, but when I do I take an arrow to the knee.

    Stay thirsty my friends.

  • ....no

  • this guy is chuck norri's's brother

    

  • @D3m0n7x he is chuck norris' father

  • the sweat from his balls taste like lemonade

  • even when you are sleeping. he is still watching

  • He can fly a kite in a storm.. and repel electricity

    

  • When he goes to Soviet Russia, he does things exactly the same way like in everywhere else.

  • Is this bullshit like the Chuck Norris jokes?

  • @oogle78 yea except that chuck norris does his laundry.

  • Wow wtf I expected the commercial not a fucking 7 minute thing. Either way I randomly had the commercial pop into my head but it somehow came out differently. It was "I don't always fuck your mother; but when I do, I prefer not to use a condom...

  • "He can speak French, in Russian."

    LMFAO

  • "He's a lover, not a fighter. ...But he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas."

    LOL!! XD

  • This is such a man-mercial.

  • I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I furiously beat my wife.

  • I don't always make jokes, but when I do, I do it like this.

  • When he leaves a youtube comment, it immediately gets 1000 thumbs-up,even if its blank.

  • When he is in Soviet Russia, he watches TV.

  • he's old spice guy's great uncle

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  • His like chuck norris if he was italian and was a buiness man or whatever the hell this guy does.

  • I used to be the most interesting man in the world... but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @Rawr4us fail