Star Trek Borg Recruitment Video-- Army Parody

[TheCommenter49]

Is this a parody or something?

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[maxsmodels]

Yet they got taken out by an old lady with a virus.

[MSKproductions123456]

i got borg facepaint once

[MSKproductions123456]

i...i...i no WE ARE BORG!

[Redrobin1301]

Haha lol!

Wait are you serious?

[SgtQuester]

Could someone tell me what song that is?

[DeHerg]

@SgtQuester its from an us army recruitment video called "army strong"

[LittleFrenchy72]

Comforting words use them next time instead of "Resistance is Futile" you might enlist a few volunteers.

[Borgcommander]

12 dislikes are 12 people who will never know perfection.

[rukus100821]

we are the borg, we are one, resistance is futile, join us.

[defaintclassstarship]

What about the Q?

[KhmerD0g]

@kailashland

the hive does assimilate earthling imperfection

[orlendatube]

very well done! gets me all misty and patriotic feeling for being a trekkie!

[conklegutierrez]

lol they took 7's advice

[routhoula]

music?!?!?!?!?

[ncdussinister]

Hmmm.. borg vs terminators vs robot beings from Matrix :)

[fastacker2]

Sleep! There, I have defeated the mighty Borg. Now bring me 7 of 9. I wish to add my something to her something.

[patrik11patrik]

Q is the strongest being.

[patrik11patrik]

8472 Is own you,you mechanic ambominations.

[Applelikeification]

Cool!

The queen want´s you! Nearest assimilation cube! ;-)

[randomface54]

The Borg had, then lost perfection. It is called Seven of Nine, tertiary adjunct to unimatrix 01. I think I speak for everyone when I say that that is the best use for Borg implants.

[wisdomtrek]

8472 ='s Jew's, Zionist Nazi's.

[revillsp]

Ive got four numbers for you.....8472

[randomface54]

@revillsp They specified "in the Galaxy" Species 8472 originated in Fluidic Space, an area outside our galaxy.

[SauceofEpic]

If nothing is stronger than a drone then what the fuck is a cube?

[randomface54]

@SauceofEpic What it means is that all Borg drones function as a single greater whole, the Collective, the whole being greater than the sum of it's parts. Each drone is both an insignificant "drop in the ocean" and the entire collective will of the Borg.

[sgtmyers88]

8 lifeforms failed to be assimilated. We must persist with adding their distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is Futile.

[rod2point0]

Assimilat This! _l_ lol

[SgtQuester]

Anyone know what song that is? And Good Video!

[everyoneissleeping]

Oh, I don't know... I seem to remember Kathryn Janeway... oh, and species 8472, of course... But feel free to assimilate me anyway. Unless I can join Janeway's crew...

[notablegoat]

No matter how many times the evil Federation beats them, the Borg always come back. Now that's heroism!

[JohnnyC133]

I'm already a Democrat. Do I still have to be assimilated or will they accept that as enough?

[trysill]

I wonder if the borg have a "don't ask, don't tell" policy?

[DeHerg]

@trysill I dont think so, they dont need to ask because everything is already been told after assimilation.

"your fabulousnees will add to our perfection"

[Trekkie46]

Dislikes are irrelevant. The 5 will comply with assimilation.

[JcPakman64]

Actually The Species 8472 Can Beat The Borg

Because The Borg Are Scared Of Species 8472

Look In Star Trek Episode Scorpion

[yggdrasill709]

The borg should play this on worlds to be assimilated. They might get a few volenteers.

[Trekkie46]

This makes me wanna go out and get assimilated today! Except instead of paperwork and signatures, there's nanoprobes and servos.

[sgtmyers88]

lol Its kinda creepy seeing how well it does fit into the military recruiting technique and how many parallels there are.

[starcraft2own]

The borg aint stronger then the spirit of man! Nothing is!

[tifusjantje]

@starcraft2own

Spirit is irrelevant

[starcraft2own]

@tifusjantje ...Maybe

[SwordsmanMercenary]

"I am Locutas of Borg."

[jakecornish5]

Lol maybe the Borg should send that on to the federation veiwscreens instead of their usual audio transmission XD

[RaPositivist]

I remember seeing the Army Recruitment video that this is a parody of... AFTER I was already enlisted. I couldn't help but think of the same thing.

I guess that makes me somewhat like Picard now that I'm out.

[manread42]

Nothing stronger? Well lets see; species 8472 (called the Undine I think), Data, Worf, Q

Ship to ship I think the Voth would easily win being millions of years old, the Dominion would probabaly ram them in a suicide run (a 1.5 Km battleship or a 4.5Km planetary assault ship would destroy a cube easily)

[randomface54]

@manread42 You forget the Rock (VOY, tsunkatse), Transphasic torpedos (VOY, endgame), Freakish anti-Borg pathogens (VOY, various) and good old fashioned C2H5OH (ethanol) (VOY, various)

[rocklord2020]

It says there is nothing stronger than a Borg drone. Find 1 and I will show em that there is someone who is strong and tough enough to fight 1 on 1.

[BridsonArts]

If the Borg assimilate humanity, our tech and culture and our culture is based on independence, freedom and individuality, wouldn't the Borg have to turn into that as well?

[smellincoffee]

@BridsonArts They explored that in "I, Borg", in which a drone was 'infected' with individuality.

[orlendatube]

@BridsonArts an interesting idea! There are basic laws of borg programming though that would negate he "spirit" of human culture though i am guessing.

[superstormz]

The Borg assimilate. They are doing it now. The CO2 level on your planet has been increasing rapidly since the late 60's. Billion new members of the collective... soon, very soon.

[patrik11patrik]

If It was the face of the perfection and the future.I don't want to be it.

[orlendatube]

@patrik11patrik awe come on...its not so bad.....LOL

[Selinja]

I want to join!

[rocklord2020]

I would rather die fighting the Borg than become one of them.

[ironhidewatson]

@rocklord2020 couldnt agree more

[PinkProgram]

It is funny that if they were to assimilate me it would destroy them ^_^

[dogluvrify]

@PinkProgram

How so?

[PinkProgram]

@dogluvrify its my nature. I'm already an individual component of a collective and my independent streak is already causing problems ^_^ I'd eat the borg from the inside ;D

[ekuwa69]

ASSIMILATE ME

[patrik11patrik]

The face of the death!!

[DeHerg]

@patrik11patrik on the contrary, they are the face of eternal life, because as long as the collective exists every memory, every emotion, thought of you exists in it

[patrik11patrik]

The 8472 kicks the borg ass.Borg is sux!

[cpc28655]

Can I still smoke?

[Unknownboi88]

I just love playing the borg, they have the best ships, and the best lines.

but if they where real i would properly kill my self than be assimilated

[QacheqOfBorg]

"Join The Hive Mind!

Once you go Borg, you'll Never Go Back!"

-- ST : The Experience t-shirt

[nova2384]

Im sold, Im off to join the Borg now Ill see you all later. lol

[TiminPhoenix]

Let's hope you are not equating our brave servicemen and servicewomen with a bunch of drones.

If not, then it's a clever video.

[jmsnooks]

Hahaha! Funny stuff.

I still would never want to join the collective though, I think I would jump out an airlock first.

[TheSpankymonkey]

Cheese moment....... *barfs

[Kiyraesyn]

LMAO it's even got the US Army recruiting ad song !! XD

[MrCanadianComedian]

lol, I would rather have been at wolf359 and killed then be a borg drone. As a drone, you won't even die.

[Re1Mu2R3]

Perfection is the Omega atom.

Source: Seven of Nine

[ultrajd]

I would NOT join the Borg even if I had to chose between death or them.

[TheReparedWings]

@ultrajd

Death is irrelevant. Resistance is futile.

[ultrajd]

@TheReparedWings I would shoot myself before becoming one of those abominations.

[Raptor232]

Almost makes me want to join the Borg...ALMOST!!!

[Dalbert342]

Join the Borg today and get free college if you are ever rescued by a Federation starship lol

[gordonlhucky]

fantastic!

[nova2384]

to Quote 7 of 9 "Comforting words, use them next time instead of resistance is futile, you may enlist a few volunteers." I would like to be the Borg King with controls of my own drones. and I would assimilate all the people who got in my way. lol I wish

[drsdino]

This was actually pretty clever.

[Triggingang]

Wich is the music that is played in the clip? I love it. Grand and magnificient.

[sl97aq]

That is the music from the US Army Recruiting ads.

[Beingmizzundastood]

ALMOST makes me a volunteer for assimilation, almost ;) great job!

[Roadracer987654321]

We first met the Borg on screen 20 1/2 years ago. neve rmind the Season 1 TNG finale.Since trek is just over twice tha tage maybe the y will let us know exactly WHO the Borg are and not what they are one day. People say that the Borg are the next Generation's Greatest Villain. They simply caused tension, Danger and excitement. I was Bored to Tears by the Next Generation by late winter 1989. The show Borderline was Simply terrible.

[mummra4ever]

The Borg are a people who want to be perfect and want everyone to conform to their vision of their quality of life. So they're a group of delusional fascists thats who they are. Early TNG (the first two seasons) were bad overall with only a few good episodes like Q who and measure of a man but the show got much better in it's third season onwards when they brought in new writers and overall it's my favourite of the franchise.

[Roadracer987654321]

sounds like a certain and particular Group of individuals who want to whole world to conform to their needs and wants.

They want Perfection according to their standards. They want to Consume and contribute nothing to the world outside of them. They want our Culture to adapt and service them totally.

[Triggingang]

Vilken musik är det som spelas i videon? Jag gillar den. Pampig och storslagen.

[44971719785648751978]

We are the borg join us! lol

[BorgGiXtah]

Saw it before but I enjoy it everytime.

Great job.

[StephenUSAGER]

LOL that was GREAT man. NiCCEEE!!

I love that. yeahh!!!