The Witches of Eastwick: Darryl Van Horne's Speech

[spikeschilde621]

this is hell to an emetophobe. i saw this movie when i was like 7 or 8, and i haven't watched it since. i'm here to see if i can get through it. i can't. when ppl puke on "House", it doesn't bother me too much, but this is so violent and graphic.

[redempture]

The TRUTH of women told, quite well; evil knows evil.

[MrHEC381991]

Jack playing the Devil....shock? lol

[saqibk1]

One of my favorite "comedys", Jack is execellent as the devil, he does´nt have to act.

[coolasshole23]

Homeboy got a rhythm!

[alilapop]

can you please upload this movie please

[moofushu]

I used to love this when I was younger, now that I'm older I see the genius in his speech. When we take things they call it "steeling," when police men do it they call it "commandeering." When we take a someone against their will it's called "kidnapping." when the government does it they call it "rendition." I could go on and on but it would be pointless. The laws are meant to be obeyed not questioned, and that's what Jack was pointing out about God (authority) in his speech.

[TiffyBear]

Who knew the devil was an insecure little man.

[ChicagoTyme]

@TiffyBear LOL

[dltanner99]

Horror novel see video book trailer

[murmur54kbr]

Something to think about on Valentine's Day...

[TheAltair4]

It looks like he's puking chocolate milk at 1:15. lol

[Johnlindsey289]

@TheAltair4

It's quite disgusting but this is a great movie , did you ever see this as a kid? Michelle Pfeifer was quite a babe back then.

[TheAltair4]

@Johnlindsey289 Yeah, i saw this in theaters and i thought it had some pretty disgusting moments, especially the scene where Veronica Cartwright explosively vomits up all the cherry pits. Still a great, funny movie though and one of my faves. Michelle and Susan were both smoking hot in this movie.

[PAM2167]

He (god) did it to us ON PURPOSE!! Now you know:-)

[MRECKO18]

Is that big house in the film in cohasset ? Where it was filmed ?

[thetevinator]

He has almost the same laugh in every one of his movies, but I would be lying if I said that Jack Nicholson wasn't one of the most entertaining actors to watch in the history of motion pictures. Long live Jackie Jack.

[MegaAzazel666]

Jack 's laugh is CLASSIC

[loganachilles1982]

DAMN FUCKING WOMEN !!!!!!!!!!!! YES , GOD DID IT TO US ON PURPOSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!THEY EVEN GIVE THE DEVIL HELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (PUN INTENDED) OF COURSE WE ALL KNOW THE REAL DEVIL MUST BE A WOMAN - I SHOULD KNOW, I DATED HER !

[MegaAzazel666]

Build up our immune systems LOL

[varrick1226]

Jack's delivery is the best any actor could ever give. He's a God amid us mortals.

[pkgenc]

Jack Nicholson it's a genius.! I love him <3

[DanielTheWalrus]

I want the "BRAVIS!" scene!

[iselldummysmacks]

Dumb question. What the %#@$ is with this movie and the excessive vomit explosions? I remember watching this movie as a toddler in the playpen and I threw up watching people in this movie throw up. Every scene in this movie, I remember pitching plumes of either oatmeal or applesauce everywhere like the reliability of Old Faithful. You'll never get me to eat cherries to this day, or listen to Cher's music. Thank you coincidence.

[redneckgurl5677]

@iselldummysmacks Well what exactly were you doing watching this sort of movie when you were a young toddler? Guess your parents didn't know how to use parental supervision.

[DeadSpatula]

@iselldummysmacks two scenes of the cherry vomit.  thats all. this and the scene for the crazy lady. and they are related.

[prideandconviction]

@iselldummysmacks It was kind of a late 80's early 90's thing. Stand By Me and Problem Child 3 are good examples of the trend.

[jmstowe]

I laughed very hard when I first heard this. When God makes a mistake they cal it nature. I never did get the answer did God make a mistake when he made women or did he do it to us on purpose. Jack Nicolson at his finest.

[PAM2167]

I have an answer to that question! He did it to us on perpose!!!

[BeNice2Others1]

Hilarious!

[HRVDNT]

Build up our immune systems. Buehehehe!

[CrazyAboutMovies23]

Loll this scene is hilarious XD the best in the film :P All thanks to Jack Nicholson!!

[letmyloveopenthedoor]

This is so funny & disgusting lol. I love Jack Nicholson in this film. So amazing :D

[KiamarMasterT]

I don't like it insulting a good church, but it's a good movie though.

[Rumiton]

...build up our immune systems...maniacal laughter. Gosh that was good.

[lollipopfop]

Yeah. Its exactly like every other jack Nicholson role. i wonder why he bothers with even having a movie if he is going to do the same scary psycho act in each one. I never liked him in this. darryl van Horne is supposed to be sexier and smoother. Its a miscasting.

[waddleduckie1]

It was pure hysterics when Jack Nicholson, given the role of Darryl Van Horne seemed to be coming out from a mental insanity asylum.

[wildxochild]

this is one of the most career-defining moments for jack nicholson

fucking brilliant

=D

this monologue and american history x with edward norton - best in hollywood so farrr =D

contradict me if you could convince me of another

[henhao1972]

true , but they didnt even acknowledge it at his lifetime achievement award ...showed all other movies of his.

[CaptOsage]

Neither of those compare to Daniel Craig's opening monologue for Layer Cake. THAT's brilliance, but Jack comes in a close second :D

[KulaAShaker]

daniel craig is a tool...jack couldve been doing this without a script

[wildxochild]

fucking right you are

hahah i heart jack FOREVER.

despite how freakish this scene is..

i just watched the departed again hahaah and i think everytime Jack comes out he just STEALS the show

[numzoo4]

I love this scene.

[redrum96266]

Preach on Brother

[technopath100]

this film definitely needs a music vid

[technopath100]

what a performance. i think every man can relate. any way,have another cherry..

[Credithelper75]

I remember this speech.....I was laughin my ass off. Its sooooooooooo true, we need to find a cure! ;-P

[crucialconflict02]

classic movie.

[PopeRoderic]

2.04 is the nuts :) Favourite scene of one of my favourite films :)

[fanatio07]

lol man i love this movie & this speech >:D

[sevillaparasol]

.

That was "period".....

[wildxochild]

Thank you so much for uploading this video

I LOVE this speech xD

Being a girl myself, au contraire, I completely agree with him.

:D GREAT STUFF JACK NICHOLSON.

Always!

[waddleduckie1]

Poor Daryl. He is damned into eternal hell at the mockery of the three witchy women who betrayed him.

[shakaama]

could i do this as an audition monologue?

[fanso76]

This scene makes me laugh

[maigrey1967]

I think it was cherry juice.

[mysteryvampire]

that butler from darly

plats lurce in the addams family:P

[Johnnymadrid]

"...build up our immune systems(Insert MANICAL laughter)". Hahahaha! I love this part! 5 stars!

[fiversrevenge]

When he says "FLOODS" then kicks the puke, LMFAO

[redneckgurl5677]

That is pretty hilarious. I think it's funny how Jack comes in and the preacher keeps doing his thing like it's the most normal thing in the world then finally stops. Lol.

[LilMissTruthful]

i don't understand this film. it's funny though- i watched it when i was like 10- i havnt seen it since, so i get it a little more now. lol gross- i dnt like grape- juice anymore- is that Cher?

[redneckgurl5677]

Yes it is Cher. It took a little while for me to understand the film too. Lol.

[LilMissTruthful]

lol

[eveobsidian0929]

invent a vaccine....LOL

20 push ups a day....

[luvgirlsfeet]

Jack Nicholson is the ultimate actor

[topdeckmaster]

That was alot grape juice.

[Encrtia]

Hahahahaha - films best part hahaha lol

[sdegroot1]

"Build up our im-MUNE systems.!"

[symphonyicecream]

This is my all time favourite film, Jack Nicholson is soooooooo funny. Classic!!

[redneckgurl5677]

This is a great movie. I love Jack's work.

[timberwolfiii]

excellent!

[dloeil]

pipe down and zip it :D :)

[shortyg53]

When we make mistakes we call it evil!

When GOD makes mistakes they call it NATURE!!!

[waddleduckie1]

Every woman loves a good sarcasm.

[saruman84]

but when goooooood makes a mistake, they call it nature.