This song is awesome when your at a camp with at least 150 other people all swaying back and forth while singing "IM AN ASSHOLE" as loud as you can into the night sky. Good times
No I'm not. I just tend to stay away from stupid things and drugs and sex. I don't feel like exploring it at 15 years old. Neither do I care about breast implants or silicon. I can worry about that after I've become either a female or a Surgeon.
I never said that. I'm 15. I don't wanna go around banging everyone I see when I'm still a kid. Besides, I'd rather not be the kid that everyone talks about at school"hey he's the kid who has aids" Yeah, makes for a great school life.
Silicon? It's actually quite a common material and used in several things besides breast implants. Maybe you're just non-observant? You might want to work on that a bit mate.
I've heard of it and I know what it is. I've just never investigated into what it looks like. Sorry about that. From now on I'll look up everything in the world before I ask a question. But then what's the point of a question?
Why would you be proud to be everything you described in the song. My goodness is there something wrong with thinking about others, or do you relish on being a self centered jerk.
You do realize that Denis Leary is actually a good guy, right? For example, all he's done for Fireman after Hurricane Katrina. Also get a sense of humor you prick and enjoy the song. Consider the song an ode to human nature: everyone has their bad moments on occasion (Except for robots, Jesus, and Mother Teresa). I, for example, give money to the homeless on occasion, help friends with their homework, but I also intentionally offend people and start heated arguments.
If you listen to it and like it, then you're an asshole. If you listen to it and don't like it, then you hate america and are therefore an asshole. If you don't listen to it at all, you don't appreciate good humorous crappy music and are also an asshole.
very epic and sexy
comet752 2 years ago
lol yeah awesome
LongHairedRocker1 2 years ago
This song is awesome when your at a camp with at least 150 other people all swaying back and forth while singing "IM AN ASSHOLE" as loud as you can into the night sky. Good times
lixivum 2 years ago
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This song... Just owns!
STVPVP 2 years ago 2
haha IM AN ASSHOLE!!!!!
ArabRider101 2 years ago
AND AM PRODE OF IT
aaronthe1man 2 years ago
HAHAHA !!! awesome
pratikmd1 2 years ago
IM AN ASSHOLE E O E O EO!
I'm an Asshole.
Chronbear420 2 years ago
MY BROS AN ASSHOLE<3
freedreamer101 2 years ago
i cant describe how epic this song is
lakersrdabest 2 years ago 2
A
SS
HO
LE
Zant5976 2 years ago
funny song
TetrisFighter 2 years ago
I'm an asshole!!!
Cebreuss 2 years ago
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god this song is awesome
Innovater6 2 years ago
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lol i love this song its SO FUCKING CATCHY!!!
josephgallo95 2 years ago
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i love this song.
JohnTheRipper723 2 years ago
HE'S A MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE!
runescapegeeklol 2 years ago
I'M AN ASSHOLE!
KiwiMongrel90 2 years ago 2
He's an ASSHOLE!
zeldar125 2 years ago
lol
KiwiMongrel90 2 years ago
LOL abe lincoln with a hole in the head.
jettkrash 2 years ago
Brilliant songs. Kudos to Denis Leary. :D
crazychicks225 2 years ago
He stole this idea, unfortunately.
yfz01 2 years ago
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SweetSoulIAm 2 years ago
I like how the way he acts through the whole video makes you want to punch him in the balls. What an asshole.
Roaring0Penguin 2 years ago
Really? Nice interpretation, very creative and imaginative.
tomoom165 2 years ago
You're boring :(
Roaring0Penguin 2 years ago
You're one of the smart Youtubers with proper punctuation and spelling.
tomoom165 2 years ago
you know, you really are an asshole
kjs1324 2 years ago
nuclear fucking bombs are 3 words...
StereoMahcine 2 years ago
Amen
talbott4 2 years ago
cool
talbott4 2 years ago
im an asshole and im damn proud of it.
SolacionicGuardian 2 years ago 3
i love asshole who admit that they're assholes :D
kittymimi200 2 years ago 2
is a mother fucking asshole! :P
lestat34208 2 years ago
2 words, nuclear fucking bombs
OrunitaVivi 2 years ago 2
yayyayayaya
C0OLMAN299 2 years ago
I feel like being an asshole this whole week after hearing this song. Is'good
ToasteDash 2 years ago 2
your all assholes and if you write somthing after me you can suck my balls
southparkman789 2 years ago
This is funny as fuck
TheFiremanCummin 2 years ago 2
What an asshole
KWACKnockedShrimp 2 years ago 2
Damn man. What an asshole!
boRalto 2 years ago 2
i like to park in handicapped spaces
while handicapped people make handicapped faces ^.^
this song reminds me of my moms boyfriend O.O
sadpickelvv 2 years ago
You should learn something from him xD
ToasteDash 2 years ago
haha i love this song... havnt heard it in years... so funny
HEKTIC458 2 years ago
I love the strange yodeling in the chorus lmao.
I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it....
Dearprudence1606 2 years ago
we are All ASSHOLES so this song kinda fits
Realityisgone 2 years ago 3
your right this song is like everyones theme song unless your like a priest lmao
AngryScotProductions 2 years ago
yes, Americans indeed are asshoes.
koneko1991 2 years ago
This song really fits him xD
OxGuitarrista 2 years ago 2
5/5
lilfate321 2 years ago
shes an asshole
textwarrior 2 years ago
iam an asshole!
EuphoricGenius 2 years ago 3
...awesome.
whynotbeme2 2 years ago 2
i'm an asshole 2
TheWilliamcale 2 years ago
lol 2 words nuclear fuckign weapons!! XD
kemal197 2 years ago
Fuck America nuke me
inferiusnl 2 years ago
Fuck Republicans SUE ME
Halo3walkthroughr 2 years ago
OKAAAAY!
ruinedninja 2 years ago
Wtf is that thing he's squeezing?
ruinedninja 2 years ago
Its silicon you dumbass
Gilch30 2 years ago
I'm sorry for being 15 and not well informed on the surgery involving fake tits.
Thanks for being a dick. And thanks for the answer.
ruinedninja 2 years ago
You're 15, and you've never heard of fake tits?
Fallingdown232 2 years ago
I've heard of them but I've never gone into looking up what the material theyre made out of looks like.
ruinedninja 2 years ago
Are you like shielded from the outside world? Are you in a Catholic school where the frown upon things?
Fallingdown232 2 years ago
No I'm not. I just tend to stay away from stupid things and drugs and sex. I don't feel like exploring it at 15 years old. Neither do I care about breast implants or silicon. I can worry about that after I've become either a female or a Surgeon.
ruinedninja 2 years ago
You, my friend, are an asshole!
LordNefarius 2 years ago 3
So....you plan on being a virgin till' you're 26?
Fallingdown232 2 years ago
I never said that. I'm 15. I don't wanna go around banging everyone I see when I'm still a kid. Besides, I'd rather not be the kid that everyone talks about at school"hey he's the kid who has aids" Yeah, makes for a great school life.
ruinedninja 2 years ago 2
I'm only 16 and live in Chezherpaksteckistan.
jettkrash 2 years ago 2
Perhaps the smartest 15 year old in existence
xrisingx 2 years ago
ahahaha i was about to say that
assinators 2 years ago
Silicon? It's actually quite a common material and used in several things besides breast implants. Maybe you're just non-observant? You might want to work on that a bit mate.
LordClaremorris 2 years ago
I've heard of it and I know what it is. I've just never investigated into what it looks like. Sorry about that. From now on I'll look up everything in the world before I ask a question. But then what's the point of a question?
ruinedninja 2 years ago
fake titty implant
RazorBladeSmile420x 2 years ago
yea right :D ??
zoulation 2 years ago
i like when it should be bleeped it just says bleep... assholes
Eriochi 2 years ago
being an asshole is okay (once in a while) hell i am one...(once in a while)
Eriochi 2 years ago
How does one exactly *MAKE* a handicapped face..?
This looks like a job for the Philsoraptor.
TGWTF9001 2 years ago
MAD funny man
CoronaLaw3807 2 years ago
Me Three!
Tendency46 2 years ago
thanks for posting this song. Now i finally now why all my friends call me an asshole...And i am dam proud of it.
GTRdeamon 2 years ago
And so am i!
TheQriz 2 years ago
And me too!
JoshDaGoodfella 2 years ago
im an ass hole!!!!!!!!!11
gouletryan 2 years ago
tiregie - this song is pure Leary. This song came out in the early 90's!! He did NOT lift this song.
Honest to God American BRILLIANCE here. :)
succubus91 2 years ago
American brilliance that consists of wiping your mouth on the American flag??? I don't know where this new America came from, but I fucking like it!
Spartan09786 2 years ago
awsome
TheRealSlimShady27 2 years ago
why don;t you shut up and sing the song, we have the bomb lol
TheEncodex 2 years ago
I'M AN ASSHOLE YOOOOO YOOTI YOOO
336forlife 2 years ago
i would like to hear more reasons of why he's an asshole.. im not convinced
Achumbokum 2 years ago 4
lol. besides him being mean to handicapped ppl yea. neither am i. O.o
SilverBackFalcon 2 years ago
he stole this song from Louis Ck
tiregie 2 years ago
i like the part where he said im an asshole
Sk3tchzz 2 years ago
Lawl.
TheLolasaurusRex 2 years ago
He's drop dead handsome. His voice gives me shivers- That's what a man is suppose to sound like. None of the silly music now.
Shawndab3 2 years ago 5
Totally Agree XD
LordOfNaught 2 years ago
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Shawndab3 2 years ago
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i love this song it's so funny!!!!!
crazychicks225 2 years ago
we got the bombs, OKAY!? lol
LoraKitty0927 2 years ago 2
ROCKON! GO DENIS!
n00bk1ng3r665 2 years ago
This song is even more funny because hes not even like a good singer, hes just fucking hilarious.
RyanTheGreatxD 2 years ago
Ricktroll with this song.
get internet points!
D4rkSh4d0wZ 2 years ago
"big brown baby seal eyes for headlights" lol funny shit man
Frenchy4257 2 years ago
it's a real band?
sturgaj 2 years ago
yeah
matt7201 2 years ago
i feel like this song was written about my dad...
xxmaggotcandyxx 2 years ago 6
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punchingbabyjesus 2 years ago
I fucking love this song, I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane, while people behind me are going insane, I'M AN ASSHOLE!
Violencien 2 years ago
one of the best songs ever too bad the synching is off a little bit on the video but still EPIC!
flyingpringle 2 years ago
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.
Epic win.
LukeKellylives 2 years ago
he also played in ''operation Jumbo'' or so...
JimmyHupulukunupuwa 2 years ago
Even after a breakup with a boy, me on the dumped end, this song never ever fails to make me smirk and laugh at people and want McDonalds.
I will have your babies, Denis Leary.
...all this coming from one of the nicest people you'd ever meet. XD
oChaoticDarlingo 2 years ago
you asshole
:D
srv524 2 years ago
asshol
shadrick2468 2 years ago
hahahahaha thats a fuckin huge cigar i wish i had that
matt9090909090 2 years ago
ROFL
samishsilly 2 years ago
Why would you be proud to be everything you described in the song. My goodness is there something wrong with thinking about others, or do you relish on being a self centered jerk.
rtcall1 2 years ago
You do realize that Denis Leary is actually a good guy, right? For example, all he's done for Fireman after Hurricane Katrina. Also get a sense of humor you prick and enjoy the song. Consider the song an ode to human nature: everyone has their bad moments on occasion (Except for robots, Jesus, and Mother Teresa). I, for example, give money to the homeless on occasion, help friends with their homework, but I also intentionally offend people and start heated arguments.
GuisBaltar 2 years ago 7
and ripping off bill hicks with about all his standup material
ololnoobhost 2 years ago
i couldnt of said it better myself man. people REALLY need to get a sense of humor
maffmanu 2 years ago
I think the contents of the song answer that question pretty clearly sir.
QuiteTheMouthfull 2 years ago
Denis Leary is the only person I EVER want to meet, him and Christopher Titus.
They both remind me of myself.
VladimirCRIII 2 years ago
greatest song ever
TheDeathsentance 2 years ago 4
aha...He is an asshole.
TelevisionPotato 2 years ago
i get that feeling too! i do all these stuff! ecxept the driving stuff i'm too young to drive... but i poo in the neightbor's car :3
UndyingWrath 2 years ago
story of my life...
jdenerre 2 years ago
Denis Leary is correct LHS1980 and
PMacca are assholes....
nice 92 IQ
bpkeane1 2 years ago
I'm Asshole,and i'm Proud Of It.:)
AznWWEWatcher 2 years ago 2
This song described my life in general. I'm an asshole! Everybody now A-S-S-H-O-L-E!
XXicedbulletXX 2 years ago
hey, hey!, HEY! you know you really are an asshole. Why don'y you just shut and sing the song!
bevonator 2 years ago
sometimes i park in HANDICAPPED space
while HANDICAPPED people
make HANDICAPPED faces
hahaha best line in the whole song
PirateKing666 2 years ago 4
nah no its not
MaplePowerLvler 2 years ago
I wouldn't be surprised if it was found that he stole this from someone.
mindlessautomaton 2 years ago
No way, this song is a Denis Leary original!
PublicEnemy100 2 years ago
Just saying it wouldn't be surprising. He's stolen material before.
mindlessautomaton 2 years ago
My hateful anthem. =) I used this tune to make a song about my dad, he was upset when he heard it!
yvetteclaire 2 years ago
I'm an Asshole, Children!
pilgrabber40 2 years ago
Thats three words..(:
bullrider831 2 years ago 3
Two words, Nuclear FUCKIN Weapons!
jesseboy70 2 years ago 2
hes daughter is hot
lazelle48 2 years ago
ide fucker in the ass
richardiscool100 2 years ago
this is an awesome song. its just like me lol i like to do stuff that pisses people off
jgrizz17 2 years ago 2
yes u r
odama77 2 years ago
JOE AND JOB IS AN ALLITERATION
unarmedblakman 2 years ago
NO ONE CARES
TheBadassNerd 2 years ago
dumbass
richardiscool100 2 years ago
Best version, funny ! You gotta like Dennis Leary !
luchpockets 2 years ago
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this is my theme song.. is that good or bad?
AbuZe14 2 years ago
I'm gonna have this played at my funeral.
EliteHunting 2 years ago 18
That is the best freakin idea ever!!!
pieman153 2 years ago 3
hahah, i was thinking either this. Or the song that never ends
EliteHunting 2 years ago
Then i'm gonna piss on your grave because i'm so proud.
sartanko 2 years ago
"s3xyb3astsixty9 likes this"
s3xyb3astsixty9 2 years ago
this is my motto
DASTALKERS 2 years ago
legendary !
rockintothebone 2 years ago 3
if i had a theme song i think this would be it
lilsed3 2 years ago 4
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same here man
masterdirk101 2 years ago
great song!
Ordni 2 years ago
y dont u shutup n sing the song pal...lol
drnatasha88 2 years ago
you should add the lyrics in the side bar please :)
Depplover1098 2 years ago
my hero haha
jaquita1978 2 years ago
this song defines me also
jackassdude1500 2 years ago
c00l
Bubbadoom72 2 years ago
this always makes me laugh .... hahahaha
instrospark 2 years ago
what a fucking asshole
ihop120 2 years ago 2
Denis fucking Leary OK because his an ASSHOLE, what ASSHOLE
ABGamer16 2 years ago
I love the lisp on Asshole.
SmallerC 2 years ago
this is a song for people down south lol
Brian72082 2 years ago
this is pretty much my theme song
martreb2 2 years ago 4
being an asshole is fun
omegaxxxxx 2 years ago 6
This song causes a bit of a paradox.
If you listen to it and like it, then you're an asshole. If you listen to it and don't like it, then you hate america and are therefore an asshole. If you don't listen to it at all, you don't appreciate good humorous crappy music and are also an asshole.
So no matter what, you're an asshole.
Deal with it, motherfucker.
A-SS-HO-LE
EVERYBODY
Erididanus 2 years ago 2
Yayz! Being an asshole rox! XD
sandydisappointment 2 years ago
the funny thing:
how accurate this song is hahahahah love it
IM an asshole!
UnattendedMinds 2 years ago
yo
killaluvsblink182,
don't even mention 'that, ok, rules 1 and 2, newfag
maxwill9698 2 years ago
haha
MrSuperskarmory 2 years ago