D'Unbelievables - A Simple oul Salad

[honanevan]

Ripped the socks off him just like that

[flyingbassman1]

woe says dan :)

[The90sLittleOne]

One bullet , bang bang!!

[beeniestudios]

muddderahgggGOD

[ilovepodge]

Up again a wall in the middle of a field!!

[acelynskey00]

Thats gone dry again Joey!

[SeanHickey1986]

tell me when to wooo dan, wooo says dan.

[emmalikesthesmiths]

Classic! cant stop laughing when i hear bout the scallions..lmao

[BeefAndDairylicious]

Bitta beethroot

[yourdabull]

a simple oul what?

[themacydee]

One bullet BANG BANG lol

[rossomaguire17]

The funny thing about this has nothing to do with an actualy joke or silly scene. from the very first second its funny for irish people. even the way when joey shouts at him in the bar to get his attention when dan replies with "ah howia joe" even that subtle sentence is classic cos it is EXACTLY the way some oul drunk culchie wud say it.also "il have a small powers get me started" or " jez i wont drink tae no" of course the other bits as well but every inch of this scene is pure genius.

[xhavenrunaway]

WoW says dan! haha - IRISH BY THE GRACE OF GOD!!!!

[horsiegal5]

@xhavenrunaway ur rite dat is very irish

[CraigMcGuire9]

Jes that's gone very dry Joe.

[jvsm1971]

Bang Bang...

[cotupina187]

Bit a beetroot

[noele10]

@cotupina187 pure class watchin kenny tryin not to laugh

[ShamrocksGetYouHigh]

Work in a country pub and this is what you get.

[noele10]

@ShamrocksGetYouHigh id love to work in that pub

[noele10]

@noele10 yeah id work for nothing to listen to this all day

[Ddamagnez]

The Bastards

[clawlesslawless]

thats gone very dry

[AnnAAngel1564]

Well joey

[johnobd]

@AnnAAngel1564  well Dan .WELL DAN!!!

[AnnAAngel1564]

@johnobd

A large powers

[ThatsARightTouchSon]

'Well Joey!!'

That bit at the very start is brilliant. And the way he walks! And the way he says 'picnic'. I quote this scene in everyday conversation all the time, people who get it always laugh!

'Jaze that's gone very dry, Joe.'

[noele10]

@ThatsARightTouchSon your so right this is pat shortt at his best hes the best at this type of craic im always taking him off talking like him to others for a laugh its great to copy his way of talking with the accents i love this clip watch it all the time

[AnnAAngel1564]

D;] Olde army training stands to me

[Fakula23]

wwoooooooo sez dan

[noele10]

5 brits dislike dan

[johnobd]

@noele10 HA HA HA

[earth12756]

Love the way he says picnic!!! :)

[noele10]

@earth12756 yes very good short is deadly with the accents

[noele10]

@earth12756 yes pure genius from short hes great talking with the powers in him theres men the same all over the country talking the same way as short tonite drunk good laugh

[WillieFromWestport]

5 people didn't do their bit during the emergency.

[johnobd]

epic..

[viajustice]

when I think of it one bullet, "Bang Bang ":P LOL

[SinsemillaGreen]

''was it the black an tans again Dan?''

''no twas the Christian Brothers'' haha classic Irish comedy.

[Boylefawsitt]

"Whoah! sez Dan..."

[frammyxx]

That is class comedy, class!

[grahamosti]

"thats gone very dry,joe"

[lolmcgrath]

and they took him to the middle of a feld up a gena wall in a middle of a feild bang bang

lol lol lol

[irishrebelalert]

One bullet bang bang!! ahaha brings back memories!!

[bradshawfella]

Wow says Dan

[mousey1234567]

killnascully is a watered down version of dan, they shouldve of followed D'unbelivable format

[FutureWarhead]

Killinascully Ruined Dan Clancy!!!

[kellyboiii1]

twadin in india atall joe!!

[kellyboiii1]

twadin in india atall joe!!

[noele10]

pat shortt is a genius brilliant comedy watch his stuff all day

[fiannaeire]

...it's the auld army trainin stands to me...



[mikeforr67]

put them into the middle of a field agin a wall lol

[aaronboi07]

tell me when to wow then dan!

Wow says dan Lol

[ScabbyHole99]

04:18 - CLASSIC IRISHMAN RAMBLE!

"Fair play, Joe. Fair play to him anyway. He get up and do something. There´s not half enough o´ye doin something nowadays. He´s a fine youngfella. And the song he.. you don´t remember - you wouldn´t remember the old green song book. We used to sing out of that when we was a youngfella. They were lovely old songs - they don´t have them now.

[noele10]

@ScabbyHole99

THEY WERE LOVELY OLD SLONGS!!

[ScabbyHole99]

04:41

"Ye don´t, ye see, ye don´t - coz all ye want is the auld pops - ARE YE LISTININ TO ME?

All ye want is the auld pop music. And there was a day now when you WEREN´T ALLOWED TO SING!.

Ah, you´d have your little song book there and you´d have it tucked into the trousers. Or into yer underpants goin up and down the road, because if you were caught with it, the bastards will take you out and they´ll flog ye! - ALL JUST FOR SINGIN A SIMPLE AULD SONG!

[pinkyireland]

Irish comedy at it's best. Love this.

[dontforgetme1992]

Da bastards

[gthompsonlfc]

Mother of god when i think about it

[uiscegorm]

I can't believe somebody thinks this crap. Pat Shortt & Jon Kenny base all their characters on studying Irish rural people. You obviously don't know anything about people who live in rural island because if you did you would recognize thse characters and "get" the send-up!

It's Irish comedy at it's finest however you may have to be "Irish" to "get it"!

[Triumph750Bonneville]

One bullet bang bang

[leonpat2002]

Wooo says Dan!!! lol

[Moc870]

i hav ta put up with fellas like dat every time i go out ha

[Donnerz477]

I love how John Kenny is trying his hardest not to laugh

[ajdonlon]

one bullet.....bang bang.haha

[surehurling]

a picnic...a PICNICK!!

[ROBBOB12345678]

why do people feel the need to retype what is said in the video !! fuckin ejits !!

[breda83]

crap Irish attempt at comedy

[oshman4]

@breda83 how wrong u are,

[breda83]

@oshman4 No son, this is bog standard

[oshman4]

@breda83 watch it 4 times in a row. it will kick in. first time i saw it i thought it was the freakiest shit ever. the subtle acting. the nuiancing. quality acting.

[breda83]

@oshman4 once is enough thank you

[johnbsan]

@breda83 Each to their own I am sure. This is pretty good stuff as it is a parody of characters who really exist.

[bigfoot2k88]

priceless!!!

[cbbrod]

one bullit bang bang !!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrnikered]

building a wall in the middle of the field :L

[differences83]

woooo says dan!

[TheBlackcat239]

This is the same as another Killinaskully episode

[Jasper9220]

Mother o' god, what they didn' do... the bastards:)

[peartfan]

At 2:44 around there, john kenny almost loses the straight face when he hears the "simple oul salad"

[killerkilller1]

good spot! that makes it even funnier!

[mikemoore71]

dats gone very dry joe

[Neroblade666]

......the BASTARDS!

[xirishxgirlxX]

Up again' a wall in the middle of a field. Lmaooooo

[kangaroocomedy]

It twasnt in Hafrica at all Nero... ittwasin Hindia, Hindia.

[tomjames2006]

when we was a young fella.

[adam25124002]

what they did to him.....the bastards

[tiger5455]

oh the other crowd come down to the committee meeting alright and they talk away,and where they be in the morning to open the gate they wont be down!

[tooth1999]

he dose thise sketch in killinaskully

[katiem003]

one bullett... but bang bang??

haha.... " mother a god"

[joidevivre22]

whoa says dan!:)

[vikingraider1]

One of the funniest sketches ever - on a par with what Monty Python was doing a while back. Some great quotable lines.

Wooah says Dan!

[irereb]

whowhowho didit the bastards did it

[drumcollogher]

Scallons and beetroot and a bockle of orange.........

[kangaroocomedy]

Hassets field?

[mufcstokesy]

its meahars field now

[liamus25]

a bit of hang and a bottle of orange

[johnsagoatboy]

abita beetroooot

[mufcstokesy]

whipped his socks off with a bayonnete

[PAULIE6612]

Up again a wall in da middle of a field, 1 bullet bang bang. Thats fuckin class

[061369540]

Classic,i grew up a publican's son in a village bar in the 70's,brings back year's

[sauronthedeciever]

and they were BATE, up and down that road outside. BATE ASUNDER!

[babyglebe]

makes me laugh every time!

[118Verbeek]

Well Joey!!!!

[mickmull06]

Wow says dan..

[paddy572]

jaasuz thats gone very dry Joe!!! classic

[adam25124002]

this is so true about how aul lads act! haha classic! so true haha!

[REDBACKDEAD]

old ireland we love it

[DrummerDMF]

ive all there movies there awful funny great stuff lads

[kangaroocomedy]

Ah sure someone had to be down Joe. The other crowd would come down to the committee meetings alright and they'll talk away, but where will they be in the morning to open the gate? They wont be down you see. Its the aul army training sense in me Joe you see....Arra sure didnt everone do their bit Joe, everyone did their own little bit in their own little way...I wont drink tea, no Joe. Jaysus I havent drank tea since the Emergency.

I'll have a small Powers, get me started....

[kangaroocomedy]

@noele10 : R U Sure Noele? i would hate to have misquoted a magnificient script..ha ha! Happy Halloween!!

[VoteHarveyDent]

I know D'telly and D'video are classics but D'mother will always be my fav!

[kangaroocomedy]

Jaysus, I havent drand tea since the emergency....

[JagermeisterGA]

A simple oul sandwich is all they ad The bastards

[TheFlarey]

"Twasn't in Hindia atall sure. Sure der were more peeple kilt in that field abroad den were ever kilt in Hindia."

"Go way?!"

[kangaroocomedy]

Das ride!

[daragh89]

R YA LISTENIN TA ME!

[knmurphy1]

I'll have a small Powers, get me started.

[TheBoosht]

Jaysus when i think about it!

[7thParade]

What dey didnt do to dem too byes!

[beanaldo]

mother a ghhhod!

[talbot312]

hahaha it was the christian brothers

[kangaroocomedy]

Who? Who? (Pause) Who? who? who?who? who? who? Who did this?

[7thParade]

"The Ememgency Dan. That was out in India wasnt it?

[7thParade]

Will ye byes stop watching this aul YouTube, bacause theres not half enough of ye doing something nowadays.

All ye byes want is the aul pop music. Sure none of ye byes will remember the aul Green Song Book. Al ye byes want is the aul You Tube pap songs.

[mrteabagkk]

DAS RITE

[tommyceol]

nooaaah - twas the Christian Brothers!!!

[kangaroocomedy]

Where did she leave the keys?

[VoteHarveyDent]

2:45 Jon kenny starts laughing!

[rozza16]

"rite tell me when to woah dan.....woah says dan" haha

[podge187]

Are ya listenin to me? Are ya listenin to me?

[7thParade]

pokes finger! hilarious...

[xoxstacie]

comical lad

[mollzerboi1990]

fuckin hilarious!

"a simple oul salad!"

[tomikkkkk]

jayz that's gone very dry joe.. you'd wanta top that up

[doyler12101988]

"they put him up against a wall in d middle of a field 1 bullet bang bang" ha dats brilliant

[koikoiboi]

I saw them live and that was the line that nearly finished me off, only with d'unbelievables you don't want to laugh too loud or draw attention to yourself in anyway in case they make a show of you!!!!

[7thParade]

Well Dan. WELL DAN!! O, howya Joe...etc..

[7thParade]

What is Dan saying at 0:05 through to 0:08? Anybody know?

Classic script and acting...."wan bullet".

[SirDainty]

jasus......ah sure willing to god on it.........bastards

[robbos1990]

jaysus, the last few minutes is all i wanted, bashturds!!

[7thParade]

ha ha!

[7thParade]

bloody hell, that sounds right and all...see Sir Dainty post below...

[7thParade]

Bloody hell ur right dude! Good call!

[kangaroocomedy]

The bashtards would take ya out and they'd flog ya. They'd hop off ya..all just for singing a simple auld s....

[danranger]

jimmy murray special! he loves it!!

[kangaroocomedy]

de bashtards diddit

[lukessummer]

This is damn near perfect writing and acting...Ireland's finest at their best!

[bigbeninjax]

Funny as hell, but damn near needs subtitles after his third Powers.  Fortunately, I've been in that pub a few times. One bullet in the back of the head. Bang Bang! The Bastards!

[kangaroocomedy]

Where is the pub? Would love to go and get me a small Powers...Is Joe still working in the pub?

[bigbeninjax]

Actually, I was speaking figuratively.  I think we've all been in the tiny pub with the local drunken storyteller.

[kangaroocomedy]

Ah right...yeah I've been in that pub too...manys a time...

[FlashGordanApproachi]

John starts laughin when pat says "a simple oul salad". What a hero

[7thParade]

yeah 2.46 legend

[martinfitz83]

Dan Legend MOre people killed in the field below

[kangaroocomedy]

"Up agin a wall in the middle of a field?" says Joe

[kangaroocomedy]

Put him up agin a wall...One Bullet...Bang Bang!

Genuis

[kangaroocomedy]

A small Powers to get me started...

[FixYourself911]

honn Dan

The bashtards

[camelsoupdigress]

its funny d way people just repeat wat was said in dere comments

[kangaroocomedy]

yes, it is funny d way people just repeat wat was said in dere comments..yes iti s funny d way people just repeat wat was said in dere comments....thats gone very dry Joe...

[kangaroocomedy]

I wont drink tea Joe no.. I havent drunk tea since the emergency.

[camelsoupdigress]

is this set in holland?

[kangaroocomedy]

dont think so dude...

[FixYourself911]

Ireland lol

[kangaroocomedy]

Young Hennessey God Love him..they came down in a lorry...dem bastards...ripped the socks off him with a bayonet...mother of God when I think about it....thats gone dry Joe...

[MikeOtterfox]

This is the original Dan who is extremely funny. Not like the watered down version in killinoscully.

[kerrygaasoccer]

woo says dan

[846204]

Whooooo whooo did it?

De Bastards did it!!!!

[StandForJustice]

hassets field is an old thurles field.

but now its ALDI.

because as most of you know pat shortt is a thurles man, my mothers childhood friend.

[danokeeff]

bait a sunder!!!!