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  • im sure jody is quality,but i said she was no superstar,you guarded a dead relic of a gangster(tee hee)and turned the funeral into a fucking circus all about you.was mary jane your mam you twat?ive fucked birds you dream about fool and old fat cunt.see up north,we have quality lads just google aaron coghlan and you will get the jist.im hurting you with this shit not you me. trust me grass,you have the wrong number boy we are not in some bermondsey playground now fuck off and get your trill grass

  • Jody is a quality sort,

    Yet you,ve only ever had old Mary Jane Rotten crotch, from the street corner sit on your lap..... as you didnt have a tenner to fuck her!! Scratch,n,sniff her stinky minge!!

  • So many words, same vision

    Yet you still seem peturbed, yet highly discombobulated.

    Surely a mere Trolleyboy, should carry some sort of emollient with him?

    Please dont start to cry, as Lidls dont have your usual tissue today...

  • your limitations are here all to see fagney-what you got?a garish house with childish paintings on the side and knob head dusters on the gates-i bet the police give over calling cos they would feel dicks calling round to the stupid place,A firm?nah mate dont kid yourself a bunch of photo op washed up tossers.sat with jay-z and tarantino?or do you mean smoking a j in a cortina?you are nothing no yellow pages of crime you just know a few old timers-most of them skint.you are just a fucking grass.

  • happy bullying you on here,i dont care if you are rich or what if you want to be a shallow cunt thats upto you grass.once i get my teeth into something thats it you should never replied to my first comment punk.like i said you had your tabloid minute and all these tabloids are shitting bricks now(not because of you)only stupid idiots drool over your bullshit,you are old,fat and out of shape boy,time to pack the bullshit in.south london no mark,im no criminal im a sucess and not flash ok tool?

  • You still sound pissed off?

    Ps sort the wonky trolley out Malcom!!

  • Trouble is dave you not a star,you had your minute when some arsewipe tabloid decided to print your bullshit.no major films,no major tv drama just trash daytime tv show when everyone decent is out working not thick cunts watching your bollocks-a handful of scum watching you.fool.

  • World renowned superstar jodie marsh(ha ha ha)tony lambrianou(who some mug and bum for krays)aye these the people you wrap yourself around because you know your limitations-working on a film with mel gibson?you are one funny deluded grassing idiot fuck off.you are no one.

  • Shit,sorry dave,grass,forgot you've been on oprah and jay leno,or got your hollywood star ho ho ho.my life is great fool yours aint peddling lies because of your failure complex-you are no one.on the fringes of z list look at the mugs you hang with.

  • Or is it that you,ve never ammounted to anything

    Or did any good at anything?

    (apart from a 25yds swimming cert?) that dont count!!

    Me im a fucking Star!! Ive been on Tv more times than i can count.

    Ive made Films, I done talkshows, Ive done shitloads. What have you done??

    F------U-----C-----K A-------L-------L !!

    Oh i forgot, your a Businessman are,nt you?

    More like a Fucking Trolley Boy at Tesco,s!!!

    "Bing Bong!! Malcom, Trolleys need collecting outside the Store!! Prick!

  • So your still a cunt then.... I thought as much Monkey boy!!

    You seen a little tense? A little annoyed maybe?

    Is it that, you havent bothered me one bit CockSucker ?

  • Wanking cunt grass,you are a fucking legend only for lies and bullshit,now fuck off to your local nick they have a big box of trill for you so you can sell your pals down the river you fat grassing cunt.

  • I'm dodgy dave,only because you are a filthy police grass you fucking wife leathering coward-my people get fucked mugs bums wasters,clean up your eyesore of an house too,you neighbours think you drag the shithole street down you cunt.

  • Told you enough times mouth pop up to salford in your shitty 3 grand roller or whatever paki/dealer car you can borrow and ill kick your south london gob in you fat grassing tramp you scare no one.now go and get your feed of trill.

  • You really are some kind of cunt aint ya, a Mancherster Muppet who gives it all his beans yet can only a hardman online... such a waste of a body.. well will be.

  • Free duster in there!!! Go on you fucking muppet.

  • grassing cunt with your stupid duster gates you fucking idiot.

  • get away with what you fat cunt?you are a nobody pal a south london shitbag.grass for plod-noted for it you fucking slob get your trill off the law you fucking mug.

  • Lolllygaggle

    Sent me your address and i,ll post you a Dave Courtney goody bag.

    Free Duster in there!!

  • Grass?? the closest ive ever come to that, is smoke it...

    But thats not my thing Gayboy..

    I hear you smoke a butt veryday?? Fudgepacker!!!!

  • Theres one thing you call me you dumb fuck, and that is smart

    Havent you seen, how i manage to get away with things?

    Thats not coinsidence, thats called smart you Fucking Idiot... Duh!! Brrrrrr!!!

  • Come on dog wanker,where are you?getting your daily feed of trill off the plod you grassing cunt.

  • Can I have a signed copy of your chargesheet for murder you fat lying cunt?grassing tramp.

  • Dave, is there any chance of a signed photo?

    As ive been a fan for ages, and seen you were touring...Thanks mate

  • Come on shitbag get on here and answer for yourself you dirty grass

  • You dirty fat shitbag grass,camelot castle ha ha what a hole.cunt.dodgy dave ha ha ha fuck off gas meter boy.tramp.grass.wife beater.cunt.

  • Howdy police grass have you slithered to any police stations today?gone for your daily portion of trill?singing like a canary you tramp.officer this and officer that you fucking greasy rat.

  • Oi fagney,you know when seymour buggers you are you thinking of small boys you fucking child rapist.

  • Davey boy fagney unbridled bulshitter,gobshite,grass and tosser tell everyone the truth that you are a cocksucker and shithead.

  • Dave fagney the bullshitter and out and out dickhead.fat grassing cunt.

  • Oi fat mug,police grass,are you and seymour still fudge packing each other?I bet you he's a good steed indeed you fat cunt ha ha ha shitty dick courtney-wounded arnt you fucking joke gang boss.

  • Come you fat cunt,admit that all you are is an arsehole,police grass and wife beater you old fuckpig.surrounds himself with 5th rate nobodies dressed in crombies-the firm-grow up you daft cunt your fucking house is a garish embarrasment to your neighbourhood should be on the set of some shitty chillian soap or something fucking fool

  • Mug mug mug.the real gangsters are not loud idiots or try to be flash you fucking ponce

  • Myths,myths and more myths."Next to curtis warren the krays were pathetic minnows"not my quote its only from an emminant journalist.and before you say they never got involved with drugs they fucking did.you are a bum do you read me boy?

  • Plastic gangster?not me pal,I'm a self employed business man not some old fool ex bin man that comes out with fables you dickhead,who gives a fuck about the krays?a pair of fags that spent all their life in the jug cos they couldn't bear to let go of their bullshit status,security at the funeral-a fucking circus with meatheads with earpieces in a bunch of nobodies guarding nobodies.left this world with fuck all just like charlie kray you fuycking mug.hurting you arnt I with the truth shithead

  • You slept like a good liddle boy didnt you!!!

    Wipe the sleep from your eyes, as your fucking Nightmare s still here ya Kiddy Fiddler!!!

    Oh and while were at it, think of some more film scripts to use again me...

    ie. 25th Hour... So So So Sad to do this instead of think of your own kiddy fiddler... I ,ll copy it for ya as you cant rewind on your commodore 64...

  • Oh i see your last comment was 5hrs ago =

    Must have been in Bed for Mummy for 7pm like a good little soldier.

    What a wanker you are.... so full of Bollocks....

    Really we,ve sat here and laughed at you so much, i might book a table and watch you on stage. Have a look at the Hits on this page??

    Rather large figures of people watching, well they,re my boys watching you.... Lmfao@u!!

  • You Northern pussy, are what we down south call a complete cunt lmao!!!

    My endeavours are documented everywhere, what you think..

    i really couldnt give a flying fuck.!

    Oh when was the last you time, you were asked to do the security,

    on a notorious Gangs east end funeral??

    Never..... cos your a fucking little Cock who thinks he can slag me off when ive done shitloads. Its common Knowledge fool.

    You were saying?

    When was your last big thing you did? Selling dodgy tracksuits at a Bootsale??

  • One day you will meet your dad faggot

  • Full of shit dave,can't prove a thing can you?liar wifebeater shithead ex counci house wallor.bullshit courtney surrounds himself with stupid fuckers too thick to think for themselves.so shitbag,you not coming up salford to sort me out-you wouldt fucking dare.shithouse gobshite

  • Oi fag I've asked for your brief ten times now shitbag,prove with the chargesheet dave fagney prove the murder charge wife beater

  • Oh and the only good thing that ever came out of Mancuntser was Coranation st...

    Ere? You aint that poof working in the factory are ya?? Loverly boy!! Lmfao!!! Your a Shitstabber at best, a Fudgepacker, A John Inman, A Michael Barrymore Poolside cock licker!!! Ps Corrys fucking fulla Pie munchers ya fat cunt!

  • Come on cunt wanker mug I'm waiting and remember boy,snitches get stiches,jump in your andrew marr come to salford and ill meet you outside a battle cruiser of your choice,you won't be leaving under your own steam either shitbag if you have any balls to come up here grass.

  • Oh you again Prick!! I wondered what all the mail was for...

    Let me let you into a little secret.....

    (Your a wanker, who cant afford a bus fare to town)

    Camelot Castle is my own... I own the fucking thing.

    It was never council, you dumb fuck.

    Its always been a Private residence, as i have the Deeds to prove it.

    Look go get an education, which you obviously missed out on. Your lack of intelligence make you look like a complete cock. Ps STILL LAUGHING AT YOU BIIIIIG TIME!!

  • come on arsehole,wheres the proof of your big time gangster shit,never mind all that tin shit thrown in the back of a pakis X6,ever had hold of a sig saur?twat.hiya innit yeah an all that innit.cunt tosser.can i have salad and sauce on my kebab please.fucking camelot castle,dick

  • hey godfather/boss of bosses/scarface/don where is the proof of your baddass career gangster?wimps and warriors ha ha ha.Truth is kid all you ever did was debt collect off poor folk whom had fuck all,then you concocted a load of shit for the press,sold a few shitty books waterstones put staight to bargain bins,spent 30 quid on a shit dvd filled with as beens and never will be's.old bums and grasses.and lives in a shitty ex council house with a stupid picture on the side.cocksucker grass cunt.

  • Come on arsehole,I've give you enough time to forge a charge sheet,but you can't forge the old ones can you,doubt you've seen one.Or where you too busy playing stinkfinger with under nine girls you fucking kiddie shagger.

  • Listen shit and windbag,cut the gangsta metaphors and show your brief on here-your big time criminal record inc the murder charge.my film/dvd? I tend to spend the odd £20 on better things instead of some shit you cobbled up how's Jay-Z was you his bell boy ha ha tool.don't grow a brain wanker,stick with your kebab shop rap crew

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  • Im a dickhead lying cunt?

    So when was the last Film production you ever made.

    Probably of kiddys in the local school ?

    We,d expect it from a pedophile like you. (binoculars out ya window, in council block of flats)

    Why does FRANCIS65382 like to eat KING SIZE Mars bar?

    Cos he has to unwrap them, and "Split" them in two before Eating em!!

    Me a queer? , certainly not... But i wouldnt have blood on my my dick, like you ya pervert.

    Lofo@u yet again!!!!

  • @DaveCourtney1959 faggot nonce police grass

  • Oh and Marmite driller was a phrase used in London over 6-7 years ago....

    So where the fuck you been hiding??

    Oh Francis, Francis...? . Francis come out the coal cupboard will you please like a good little boy..... What kinda prick, calls himself "Francis" if you want to give the impression.

    That your some kinda hardman......!

    Well Just Call yourself " Franky the Kiddy fiddler!" from now on... kind of fitting for an action man admirer! (No balls ) Lmfao@u again!!!

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  • lets be serious for a mo dave,you know when you are sucking terrys cock,does it have your shit and sweetcorn on it?you fat fucking marmite driller.

  • yeah just pop up anytime ponce and then ill kick your lungs in you fat cunt while your firm(bums,arseholes and reckoners)watch you get educated and reprogrammed.dave courtney-fat idiot that has never been able to back a story up-were are your charge sheets for murder?dickhead wont show us your wife beating one will you shitbag and dickhead.how come your dvd premiere was in a shitty boozer in the smoke instead of the national theatre?"BAD PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS- IM A FUCKING DICKHEAD LYING CUNT.

  • of course i do you cunt.but you are going to end up in summer hill mansion nursing home if you dare venture up here you nobody do you read me wife beater? hell to pay!

  • Do you know the Mansion?

  • I know Salford very well, what youth club you going to?

  • do you like salford?cos you wont leave under your own steam boy,come up to the crescent anytime you will be found.

  • Nows that time, or are you gonna come out with more slurs on me.

    Rather than send me your address or having the front to meet me? Chicken shit pussy!!

  • Please stop, Were all on the floor Laughing!!!

    What a cock you are, so smart and clever.

    But Pricks like you are always clever beind a screen, when nobody knows who you are!

    So why dont you just shut up little boy, and get ya muvver to tuck you in.

    You really aint got a fuckin clue, and you wont ever come forward so we can meet.

    So whose the fucker chancer now? So brave till it comes to the crunch...

  • standing ovation at cannes for hell to pay,history checked never happened.work with the princes trust,history checked never happened.charged with murder,history checked never happened.smacked fuck out of his wife and spent christmas inside,history checked,did happen,what a fucking gangland hero,a wife beating coward whom can only use a knuckle duster if its a geezer who is smaller than himself and when he does get a slap in a club runs off grassing to his mates the police soft cunt.

  • hi dave here,im the only man in the history of the british justice system to have been charged with murder,skewered a waiter and been aquited of being a police grass when being a police grass isnt a crime-bright arnt i?my oscar winning film hell to pay(just google it to see how shit it done)didnt get a standing ovation at cannes because the dvd was used as an ashtray while people watched a 90 minute film about dogshit-which is what me and MY BOYS ARE.im a chancer and you mugs pay me for bullshit

  • ha ha ha my boys,my people who the fuck do you think you are p diddy?famous for bullshit you fat cunt.lack at ma dimond knacle dasters whotcha-covered in my boys shit when i pulled em out of his kyber pass.get to fuck courtney boring joker grass grass grass go and tax some old boy for his fucking giro you boring cunt.

  • grass for the police.pummels his wife cause see knows he is a cunt.surrounds himself with steakheads-the £50 a night merchants on the doors outside dead pubs,me own private army ha ha get real arsehole the reason you are not already dead is cos no cunt takes you seriously you old fuckpig,threatened any pensioners or paperboys recently you nobody?too late to get out of what mafia fairy?real gangsters dont crave attention,never see the a teams webpage-know what i mean?jackanory courtney fool.cunt

  • Where you gone Pedo?? you give it all the mouth and trousers and you brick it...

    Nothing but a plastic prick, who sits in front of a screen.

    Make sure mummy dresses you smart for nursery, shit for brains!

    But dont forget i had 45 of my boys look at this page, and most of them still havent stopped laughing!! Your proper comical, you should go on stage.

    You really Really aint got a clue what you,ve gotten yourself into now.

    But its way to late to get out of it...

  • Queer??? Laughs my fuckin ed off! ive fucked more women than youve had smarties!

    Your a jealous little prick, who cant get attention like i can. Still laughing!

    My Gaff is a playpen, and its all fucking mine!!

    And when has wanker headed cunt been a sentence we know?

    Stay off the shandys you cock, as you cant handle it. Prriiiiiiiiick!

  • its ok queer wierdo still got your deviant grotto inthe back garden of your pisshole?you wanker headed cunt

  • Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh pleasee stop stop my sides are splitting!!!!! what a cock you are!!!!!

    Thats made my year, a hardman with no bollocks!!!

  • my pleasure grass

  • my pleasure grass

  • Wooooo ! Charlie big spuds aint ya? Er scared?? No to be quite honest!!

    Laughed me fucking arse off here again reading your "aint worth a wank" comments.

    The boys are creasing up with your "Bad Boy Ganstaaaar atttitude!"

    Terry wants you to come around as well. should be interesting??

    Boy you really are a case, really you are!! Its been hilarious reading tonight...

    Ive decided not to open the Carry on films, and read your funny as fuck comments!!

    Keep it up trigger! Laughed all night so far!

  • and taking 1300 escort vans off folk again dressed like a fag,you are a nobody courtney a ponce,a chancer who got lucking selling lies to idiots drowning in the kray nostalgia fuck off grass.no use trying to call me a grass shithead its all been revealed in the courts for everyone to see ok,tommy mack friend of plod,fabricator of non existant murders you fucking fool,do yourself and the world a favour commit suicide and never mind the silly threats boy,you wont do it with words so be quiet.cunt

  • david,you punched fuck out of your wife because she capsized your vanity and gave you home truths-your kid got 9 ironed because he emulated a cunt like you and played a gangster so he got what was coming-gangster chic?fucking mugs.people dont get shot for nothing ok police grass,funny when exposed to free enquiry you dish the gangster soundbites,im not disrespecting you,i have zero respect for you because you are scum all anyone has to do is watch the video cowboys taking money off pensioners

  • Cheers mate for the reply av been along time fan of your books, my son will be proper made that you replyed to him.

  • @MrDUNC1973

    No problem, respect to you and your family...

  • also fool you are still a wife beater,bullshitter and gobshite,fair enough you made a bit of coin out of it and may throw some money across a charity-fair dos.But lets face it dave,you have had your minute of fame,turn it in,you are below z lister a whos who of who the fuck are you?there was never honour amonst thieves and all that shit,take the krays-fucking nobodies-spent all thier adult life in jail,glorified by dickheads like you and deep down you know im right your trouble is narcism. tool.

  • @francis65382

    So when do you want to come and say this to my face???

    Or are you all mouth on screen? but no bollocks?

  • @francis65382

    If you even knew half of what ive done, obviously i wouldnt divulge everything.

    But the one thing id never done, is touch a woman in a violent manner.

    You can "try" and mug me off, which i know for a fact your not even capable of.

    So when you,ve had a belly full of egg & soldiers in the morning, come & pay a visit after.

  • @francis65382

    Then, and only then.will you realise who you are disrespecting.

    Until then sunshine shut your fucking trap, as your the

    grass for the local costabulary.

    Trying to make yourself sound, like you hate them.

    When in fact your grassing everyone up, including your own family? Hit a nerve??

    So what scum are you? from up North "Giving it Large" eh kiddo?

    Well give up the Ghost hardman, as your fucking with the wrong team.

    If you really want it, i wont be backing down.

  • look south london chancer,when you spout your boring bullshit about being someone or something you are clearly not you become open season,so take what you are given boy.You are already a confirmed liar-be it your boring books or your appearance on some shitty chatshow,moreover you are a proven and revealed in court police informant,anyone,anyone at all would steer a million miles from that at all costs if they had anything about them.you are a pathetic minnow just like the krays were,mugs.

  • If you are the real Dave Courtney can i just say you are now the dogs bollocks in my 5yr old boy eyes coz you got a tardis as a shower!!!!!!

  • @MrDUNC1973

    Thanks, its the shower to be honest.

    But send my most humble of wishes to your son, from me.

    You can see the crap i deal with from these monkeys who dislike me.

    They all forget about the charity work i do, to raise funds for disabled children.

    Shame no fucker, mentions the good i do?

    If it were your kids who were disabled, id be a fucking saint wouldnt i?

    Pity all the knockers, can only hide behind their council flat security doors.

  • Well you all know where i live, and yet nobody has come round?

    Im a grass am i? well kiddys winks let me tell you a little story.

    If id named names, id be beaten or shot.

    So ive been alive a long time, doing what i do.

    So if i grassed anyone up, and did someone wrong.

    Wouldnt they come and visit me? no one, as yet!

    You all give it the big man talk, yet we go back to you fools giving it behind a screen name.

    So where are you ?? Waking up next to mummy getting told to go to school?

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  • yes you are a wife beater courtney all anyone has to do is go on your wifes website jennybean and she says it herself-she aint with you anymore and she realises what a knob you are,you are definately not a gangster,try mixing it in manchester-after everyone stopped laughing at you and your eyes and mouth were punched shut you would be thrown off a bridge- a 77p round through your fat head would be seen as a bit too expensive.

  • @francis65382

    Shes only after a fucking t-shirt deal at best, i made that girl a small fortune.

    But this is what its come to, lies lies.

    If i did what im "Supposed" to have done that, then she would have been in hospital for weeks. Yet she managed to go shopping on her own the following day!!

    Funny how people dont know all the facts, but "were there" to see it happen.

    Yes we had a row about the gas bill, but what the fuck it has to do with you ????

    My house,My Business!

  • why tthe fuck a picture of pat tate is on here is beyond me,he would fucking kill you if he was still here,what did pual ferris say about faces?not if a picture of DC is in it.

  • mate who ever chats shit on these comments is a melt dave courtney is a boss now i fucking dear one of u to chat shit to him, and he tells the truth mate he dont fuck about he will kill you, coming from somene that has witnessed the real gangsters at work. big up dave courtney

  • @pkfaz09

    Respect to you my friend

  • @DaveCourtney1959 you know my dad he was the dj at butterchurn for allans birthday if this is the real dave courtneys channel

  • @pkfaz09 if you have respect for this fool then you are a fool.a stupid fool.i bet you can lift heavy boxes cant you?thick cunt.

  • South london nobody,can't even get on a z list programme no more,how about jeremy kyle "why am I full of shit"?

  • This shit makes me fucking cringe ! the only bugs that have ever been in this mans house are cockroaches .... div

  • He says Lenny fought Joe Joyce to a tie

  • fuck off courtney you wife beating police grass and cunt.fucking ganster?more like a dept collector off pensioners that got lucky you fucking mug,army of 500?thick fucking steak heads that love a photo op,fuck off you fucking mug and sing a song to the filth like you have for years you shithouse,full of shit tosser and bullshitter.

  • @francis65382 here here

  • @francis65382

    Grass?? Wife Beating???

    Maybe when, you have bollocks the size of Dustbins.

    You might want to pop round for little chat....?

    Then we,ll see if you cant stick, to the opinion you have of me???

    Until then, Don't let your mouth write cheques that your bollocks can't cash

  • @DaveCourtney1959 you fucking nobody,nonce grass shitbag

  • Shut up you grass! All you've ever run is your mouth Faggot!!

  • @brettterence

    Pop around for a chat.

  • @DaveCourtney1959 what time?

  • @brettterence

    Im in now, come round... No i really want you to.

  • Put you in a cell with Colin gunn see what sort of gangster you are then

  • @911bres

    He,s a pal of mine, you thick shit.

  • id love to meet you by the way so if u see this dave gis a pic for the scrap book son.

  • @SuperKeen123

    Pop by the Castle and we,ll sort that for you no problem...

  • then again i would love love to smash the queens kebab so were leave her alone

  • you lot are haters lol...have you got nothing better to do? iv got to say iv never met him so i cant comment but im into the whole underworld thing and hes up there..any fair bloke with a passion for pissin off the filth is a legend in my books lol...ur just screwing you got no paper...you cant be a gangster these days so why not make money from past experiance? i mean every fuckers at it these days...the biggest thieving cunts are the royal family but you dont trash talk them lol...

  • the only gangsters in this country are the goverment.they dont ask you or put a gun to your head.they just take it.

  • Courtney might of been a gangster in his day,but he was a low-ranking one.He was no king-pin.He was no Adams or Ferris.He can't hold a candle,to the likes of some very well- known old-school,gangsters in London,Merseyside,Manchester&G­lasgow,whom all have millions of pounds in cash,in swiss bank accounts&who live in cosy mansions&whom dont brag about things,like him.Also foreign gangs,like the Triads are included too.They own businesses to launder their dirty cash.How many has he got?

  • these guys call them self gangsters.what happened to the old guys.eddie the ears.harry the handle.billy banger.olie orange.and randy rainbow.

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  • @GTastyReefer read about the real dodgy dave on frankies viewpoint

  • What a fuckin grass. Tommy Mac. Hell to pay is the worst film I've ever seen. Shit acting, a worse storyline and a piece of shit. This cunt is a fantasist. He reckons he's a gangster but I'll tell you the real truth about this prick. I slapped him about a few weeks ago and what did he do? Shit himself and run off "I'm Tommy Mac, I'll get the Metropolitan Police on you". The next morning, what happened. The Old Bill were on my doorstep telling me I'd assaulted one of their chief informants.

  • Word is big Joe the piker was the one man the Guv feared these words cam from courtneys mouth. I say bullocks and courtneys a cunt and a liar

  • grass

  • Dave's favourite food GRASS

  • Very sad indeed..........Brian Harvey singing for him,,,,''BEAT THAT !'' LMAO.

  • I'm reading his book at the moment and it's excellent. A really good sense of humour.

  • It's like cribs on acid!

  • is it me or does this slap head try to hard ?

  • Whether he's 'gangster' or not he's a very charismatic and entertaining person.......judging by the videos Ive seen of him anyway....

  • hes a great comedian ,, very very funny and never tells lies loooooooooooooooool

  • what a cock

  • dilluded prick

    

  • mug bellend gobshite

  • @truckerfromreno well said chief

  • Surely the big gangsters wouldnt want to draw attention to themselves?

  • @MrLeebo123 u neva heard of dave courtney the krays lmao

  • its a semi but hes painted next door to make it look bigger pratt

  • @WannaBeInMyGang14 look at that believenothing666....thats gone as well....i bet thats him.....

  • @BelieveNothing666 where is mugroov douglas.......

  • Fat mug.

  • mugroov has been found out and has done a bunk....

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  • 'Big Chris' from Lock Stock and two smoking Barrels was based on Dave Courtney .

    Very Interesting to listen to him here .

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  • Just tried to watch London Gangsters with Dave Courtney

    Lasted about two minutes, he could send a speed freak to sleep with the shit he talks

  • @SirDavidCourtney Run london LOL, well how come ive got 5 different businesses all in london and i dont pay you shit, dont you mean you run a joke shop in london.

  • Who is the hardest? Aussie Chopper Read or Dave?

    Chopper says Dave is all talk,

  • London has become a black 3rd world shit hole

  • Cant take this cock serious, its like watching a comedian who's taking the piss pretending to be a plastic gangster.

  • LOOKS LIKE DANNY HENRYS HOUSE

  • OIL YOUR SQUEEKY DOOR

  • Run the grassing

  • real plastic gangster

  • Wot a fool.

  • why is that fat bloated bollock courtney always posing with replica firearms

  • he runs fuck all, if he did he'd either be in jail or dead, and certainly wouldn't be on camera talking shit like he is

  • yawn

    

  • rofl ...................

  • @artman479 your mummy did like her time in the shit hole....

  • You slags hiding behind your computers. Dave is one of the most feared faces in town, you would shit if you saw him face to face, but you slags hide behind your computers.

  • @Danazawa well said all the internet wankers on here all hide not 1 would say it 2 his face....

  • Dave will do all you slags wot takes the piss. I done a little tickle with Dave down Streatham way back in the old days and I'll tell ya you little internet twats wouldnt be so quick to take the piss if Dave was holding a blowtorch to your jacobs.

  • Little two up two down house. Hope it has an inside toilet

  • A tacky gangster who loves himself, loves to show off what he's got, which is fuck all, thinks he runs shit in south london, FUCK OFF DAVE, you aint big or bad, real bad boys walk silent.

  • What a muggy two faced rat grass cunt

  • dont make me larth u fucking muppit you ant no gangster or a hard man if i sore u kutting round london id punch u out

  • he getting old and he giving up you just got to be smart these days no wonder he would get caught look at his house

  • he getting old and he giving up you just got to be smart these days

  • who gives a fuck his life's a party fair play but dave u carnt act pal lol stick to bein a gangsta good luck

  • Looks like Daves house is a run down terrace in need of a paint job, sum WD40 on th squeeky door hinge, and a few statues to make it look like it's something - it's not.

    He'd say the squeeks their for any would be intruders yeah ?

    omg, talk about a show pony, but then that's what he's all about then ay !!!

    Have to give him 11/10 for confidence, but at what expense, only time will tell.