fkng awsome man. I download the 1.41 patch and I get 7 servers but I can play online, I download the 1.50 patch and it says I have an invalid CD-Key. fk bf2 and everything else EA Games sells.
EA is such a busta they act all nice and test the patchs for bf2 then when bc2 and bf3 comes out they give us this shitty patch and refuse to fix it ugh
EA is such a busta they act all nice and test the patchs for bf2 then when bc2 and bf3 comes out they give us this shitty patch and refuse to fix it ugh
I'm not sure if you came up with this on your own or if you ripped it from someone else or somewhere else. If you didn't congratulations on making a video I found to be absolutely hilarious. The fact that you did this says you've got some serious abilities. Next to those crazy movie reviews by that guy (posted by Redlettermedia).
You are fucking amazing for coming up with this. Keep it up, keep it right up.
Actually, prone is still more accurate than standing. Its just you need to wait a few seconds for your guy to settle on the ground (noted by your crosshair shrinking), and then you can fire accurately. They did this to get rid of bunny hopping dolphin diving fucktards like I'm guessing you might be.
Just thought I'd let you know how dumb ypou made yourself look.
actually I didn't mean real 5 minutes, but I wanted to say me internet is faster than that bastard mookie34545. my speed is 2mb/s so it takes me 890 seconds?
I Rarely ever comment, but this made me laugh so hard. It fit so well with the film. I'm still laughing at it, very good. :D I am one of those people who didn't buy the booster packs. LOL i love it.
its hard to explain its like a thing that you need to download to play on the newest server and it maybe delets bugs and do some other thing i hope you understand :)
Thnx fer being more specific...Hahaha...Watched the movie and it was...GOOD! Its gd to see wads happening on the other side...Its kinda sad tho..realli..haha
@kmesprtan they turned it into a freaking 2142 clone lol, thats the whole reason i got bf2... because i HATED 2142. Its a complete WASTE even if you pay 50 cents for it. Its like paying 50 cents to clog up your hard drive
i got delux editiom xD and now they give me 2 buster pack's whit the new pach awsome :) good thing i didn't buy euro forces few months ago But why they didn't give special forces ? i got it any way but some ppl want it to they should have it !!!!!!
haha hiter has a better internet connection than i do...they fixed the claymores up, u can prone around them and they wont go off! so bring it on clayhores!!
I am not able to play online because I just got the Special Forces expansion pack and now BF2 is patched to 1.1 for me, but I don't know how many patches I need until 1.5 - so I can't play online, I've been stuck with singleplayer for two sucky years! Please, please, please help!!!
I like the intense looks on the guys faces who are left in the room when Hitler asks everyone who bought the booster packs to leave. Their expression says it all: "I paid like eighty fucking dollars for that shit and now it's free... fuckbags..." XD
If anything they should have made vehicle respawn times longer and perhaps even reduced a player's score by some percentage if said player was in a vehicle for more than say 70% of the round, especially for the air whores.
yea stand there and crouch while u get sniped in the head real fun stick to vehicles your not a true inf player if you were youd know what im talking about
Lmao, it's the most popular mod of BF2 you idiot. BF2 vanilla is shit, It's full of noobs who want to be l33t snip0rz bled, check my claym0rskillz. Noob.
the patch sucks, the only thing good about it is the free map and boosterpacks.
you havnt noticed a tendency of more grenade spam? more claymore spam? more support and sniper players? you havnt seen a support player kill a sniper from 300m away?
whatever they changed, has changed the pace of the game in a bad way. and once all the nubbies realize it, they will just move onto a new game instead of complaining to get it changed back. the damage will have been done.
Dolphin Diving referred to the practice of jumping while prone before Patch 1.2, so technically emplp is right, but the term has mutated to proning while jumping so the term can be applied to the practice in other games (like CoD4).
Eh... that's prone-hopping. Dolphin diving is when people go straight to the ground and shoot away at you. Because back when it worked, there was no loss of accuracy right after going prone.
On EA's official forums, a DICE employee stated that it was never their intention to have dolphin-diving in BF2, and they finally got around to patching it out. EA said: Just now you can't instaprone someone that by rights should have filled your back with shotgun shells before you knew what was happening.
What the fuck is wrong with you people ? You cant live a day without complaining eh ? Be thankfull for this patch,this game is from 2005,its now 2009 and they still make a patch for it...they even added new maps and give us the expansions pack for Free..and what do you assholes do ?...COMPLAIN!
Well, now I'm glad I didn't buy the fucking booster packs!! If you did, then dude...I'm sorry man, that sucks. But I'll see you on the Euro server! :D
i have same problem my bro Hitler :)
KarimTheVampire 1 month ago
1:33
Uhhhhhhh......
IanWilson2010 2 months ago
I'm a Swede and I'm not retarded xD
bmxrider437 3 months ago
Priceless
alielshekarchee 4 months ago
fkng awsome man. I download the 1.41 patch and I get 7 servers but I can play online, I download the 1.50 patch and it says I have an invalid CD-Key. fk bf2 and everything else EA Games sells.
BuzzSawBuzz 4 months ago
hitler dont need bf2 he had his self war hahaha
Igor1marcal 5 months ago
STEINER!"""!!!!
instanceTu 5 months ago
So true
196096009 6 months ago
Damn, I figured Hitler would have had AOL.
It's enough to drive a man to commit genocide...
haltrman93 6 months ago
2:55 Laugh my fucking ass off
LTinvasion 7 months ago
Angry German kid VS Hitler XD
murkins001 9 months ago
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Hitler whats your MSN xD!
meneersamuel 10 months ago
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Hitler whats you MSN xD!
meneersamuel 10 months ago
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meneersamuel 10 months ago
Just bought the complete pack. It was cheaper than just bf2 so I don't really care if booster is free or not...
cynamoonstudios 10 months ago
LoL Hitler got msn!
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EA is such a busta they act all nice and test the patchs for bf2 then when bc2 and bf3 comes out they give us this shitty patch and refuse to fix it ugh
sheperddog 11 months ago
EA is such a busta they act all nice and test the patchs for bf2 then when bc2 and bf3 comes out they give us this shitty patch and refuse to fix it ugh
sheperddog 11 months ago
der ubersetzt das falsch omg du low opfer
Frecyboy 11 months ago
lol @ big fat brick
antikoerper256 1 year ago
I'm not sure if you came up with this on your own or if you ripped it from someone else or somewhere else. If you didn't congratulations on making a video I found to be absolutely hilarious. The fact that you did this says you've got some serious abilities. Next to those crazy movie reviews by that guy (posted by Redlettermedia).
You are fucking amazing for coming up with this. Keep it up, keep it right up.
thelocustemperor 1 year ago
from what movie you got this images to make that parody?
Fabivaca 1 year ago
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The ironic thing is... I'm a 12 year old :P 1:48
planetary109 1 year ago
The ironic thing is... I'm a 12 year old :P
planetary109 1 year ago
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planetary109 1 year ago
I havn't loled this hard in a long time! Ahahaha so true!
grooms63941 1 year ago
how many of these videos of Hitler yelling are going to be made?!
nuclearmaster500 1 year ago 4
so funny lol
Eureka549868879 1 year ago
is patch 1.50 worth it?
i have 1.41
BIGDADDYF50 1 year ago
1.50 coz its the same BUT it has better graphics, and 8 new maps and new guns and 1 army, so 1.50 definatly
HyperCStar 1 year ago
yeah, there aren't any bèta problem like this vid lol, and there are indeed a lot of servers. You can play the newest mods too!.
bestruintd 1 year ago
@BIGDADDYF50 it gives you some expiation packs so yea
and u need it play project reality
exra82 1 year ago
@BIGDADDYF50 Not if you have Windows 7 x64, otherwise, its AWESOME!!!!!
foxh8er 1 year ago
FUNNY shit. That guy really looks like hitler lol. But I don't have those problems when I play it lol
zlegoniscool 1 year ago
for once i kinda understand hitler.... godamnit it fu**n crashes when i click on connect to account server wt* :@
BitchyItchy 1 year ago
Lol. "The J10 is now flying like a brick"
elite055 1 year ago
That was great roflol
surculus 1 year ago
rofl
stefanvb2008 2 years ago
lmao. I bought Special Forces, Armored Fury, and Euro Forces. That pisses me off.
AllUrUtubeRbelong2me 2 years ago 2
AWESOME, it made me laugh so hard....all true
xmenxwk 2 years ago
Pfffft!
This is modern warfare. Hitler might have been a really good WWII player, but in modern warfare, he's just a nub like the rest of us.
JoeBauers 2 years ago
the whole battlefield series pc FTW 4EVER
Multidestruction8 2 years ago 32
@Multidestruction8 I LOVE battlefield....the only thing I want from it is FREAKING WORK ON WINDOWS 7 64 BIT!
Honestly...
foxh8er 1 year ago
@Multidestruction8 what means FTW
Fabivaca 1 year ago
@Fabivaca For The Win
DenKulesteSomFins 1 year ago
LOL... that was my excact reaction to the patch.
scottsullivant 2 years ago
lol lol HITLER PLAYS BF2
danny060902 2 years ago 2
Actually, prone is still more accurate than standing. Its just you need to wait a few seconds for your guy to settle on the ground (noted by your crosshair shrinking), and then you can fire accurately. They did this to get rid of bunny hopping dolphin diving fucktards like I'm guessing you might be.
Just thought I'd let you know how dumb ypou made yourself look.
Other than that though, i lol'd
Dilo22 2 years ago
XDXDXDXDXDXD Fuckin hilarious
Phenixtri 2 years ago
does bf2 have too many bombs in your opinion?
xMURDERALLx 2 years ago
That is one very clever video re-edit and so true
Top notch work
Shame Hitler didn't mention the lack of an AI Commander in the Single Player game
(Oh, I just realised, that's what tipped Hitler over the edge then he committed suicide)
Felfy39 2 years ago 29
@Felfy39 Battlefield 2 ISNT a single player game
Hitler didn't mention it because Hitler is pro and owns on the internet
Quilbo 2 years ago
@Felfy39 the Commander bot issue thing made me revert to 1.41....it simply kills the fun and thrill.
mel0oo 11 months ago
im downloading the patch atm.whats up with the prone position?can anyone tell me?thnx
pressar 2 years ago
its ok they will make a 1.51 patch! lol haha true
darkultra 2 years ago 3
@darkultra
Funny, funny line
lol
Felfy39 2 years ago
probably not. They're busy stuffing their asses with the money they'll be getting from Bad Company 2 soon...
Griesmayer 2 years ago
Lol, I downloaded this thing in like 20 minutes. high speed internets FTW!
mookie34545 2 years ago
@mookie34545 lol I download that patch in 5 minutes
KKOPPI 2 years ago
download 1780 mo in 5 minute is impossible. exept if you have expert internet. I think no. sorry my english is bad im french
robin00795 2 years ago
@robin00795
actually I didn't mean real 5 minutes, but I wanted to say me internet is faster than that bastard mookie34545. my speed is 2mb/s so it takes me 890 seconds?
KKOPPI 2 years ago
im sweden!
TheBjorn330 2 years ago
@TheBjorn330 English fail.
You're not a country, youre a human being, what you ment to say was "I'm swedish"
iValvePlayer 2 years ago
or im in sweden...
pepi560 2 years ago
???
nogie8 2 years ago
owhhhh srry, I HATE utubes reacting system... didn't know who u were reacting to.... srry
nogie8 2 years ago
Mnik power bf2 forever
mrMink94 2 years ago
good job lol...i was laughing like a bastard..
flemwad 2 years ago 2
Lol xD
Ownedt 2 years ago
lol this was too funny
mattroks101 2 years ago 2
is it true that ur more accurate when u stand then when u prone????????
thegabshow1 2 years ago
I Rarely ever comment, but this made me laugh so hard. It fit so well with the film. I'm still laughing at it, very good. :D I am one of those people who didn't buy the booster packs. LOL i love it.
jovencab 2 years ago
me too i didnt buy it. NOW I"M SOO HAPPY KISS ME!!!!!!! :D
Max160 2 years ago 2
I CAN SHOOT 10 ROUNS IN A GUYS FACE AND HE STILL DONT DIES (AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJJAAJAJA) it true!!!!!!!!!!
yoytuvieja 2 years ago 2
ya bf2 hit systheme is bullshit
thegabshow1 2 years ago
can someone please tell me what a patch is??
1234565456789a 2 years ago
its hard to explain its like a thing that you need to download to play on the newest server and it maybe delets bugs and do some other thing i hope you understand :)
mohaha1223 2 years ago
@1234565456789a its an update for a game that companies release to fix bugs that they missed when they were creating it
Tyler11440 2 years ago
PATCH 1.5 =P
bplig 2 years ago
Wad movie is this from? Or was it just made up for parody?
Blackcandlez 2 years ago
I'm not 100% sure, as memory fails me, but I think this is from Der Untergang, or The Downfall in English. It's a pretty good film.
Elimination11189 2 years ago
der untergang
chamda1 2 years ago
Thnx fer being more specific...Hahaha...Watched the movie and it was...GOOD! Its gd to see wads happening on the other side...Its kinda sad tho..realli..haha
Blackcandlez 2 years ago
Need to wait for another 5 hours and 8 minutes until download is complete! Shit!!!
serbiansaber1 2 years ago
the 1.5 patch KILLED bf2 BRING BACK THE 1.41 way of playing WE SHOULD HAVE A PETITION TO BRING IT BACK
kmesprtan 2 years ago
@kmesprtan they turned it into a freaking 2142 clone lol, thats the whole reason i got bf2... because i HATED 2142. Its a complete WASTE even if you pay 50 cents for it. Its like paying 50 cents to clog up your hard drive
Tyler11440 2 years ago
Hitler needs to get Xfire xD
sabertoothray 2 years ago
@sabertoothray yer he dose XD
RESIDENTEVILMAD2K8 2 years ago
@sabertoothray Or steam!
mookie34545 2 years ago
2 gigs....I've been traveling and trying to download this shit at coffee houses.... :(
vinnyjc 2 years ago
nice video
Fred57791207 2 years ago
excuse me but what is a beta?
axiumvids 2 years ago
A beta is a test. Before patches or games come out they are in beta. Beta1.5 becomes v1.5
vinnyjc 2 years ago
A beta is like a test version of a game or a program and some other stuff :)
mohaha1223 2 years ago
i got delux editiom xD and now they give me 2 buster pack's whit the new pach awsome :) good thing i didn't buy euro forces few months ago But why they didn't give special forces ? i got it any way but some ppl want it to they should have it !!!!!!
skyfallpurple 2 years ago
steams selling bf2 and all expansions $30 steam ftw!
ebayporn123 2 years ago
haha hiter has a better internet connection than i do...they fixed the claymores up, u can prone around them and they wont go off! so bring it on clayhores!!
shakenbake1869 2 years ago
why dont they give special forces for free?
MsSoylu 2 years ago
I'd like to hear him review 1942. :D
Grykus7 2 years ago
THe J-10 is flying like a big fat brick ROFL epic
sgtlynx8622 2 years ago 2
downloading now......come on 7 hours????? jese people give your pc's a break and let other people download? you know what im saying?
gasflame62 2 years ago
omg this is awesome !!!! XD
vanfancuuler 2 years ago
Please, someone help...
I am not able to play online because I just got the Special Forces expansion pack and now BF2 is patched to 1.1 for me, but I don't know how many patches I need until 1.5 - so I can't play online, I've been stuck with singleplayer for two sucky years! Please, please, please help!!!
triggerhappy097 2 years ago
First install 1.4 then patch up to 1.5
Compatriot 2 years ago
u need patch 1.41, then u need to patch 1.5 onto that. gl
shakenbake1869 2 years ago
Haha ! xD So True :D
cabarzo 2 years ago
lol, i too bought the complete collection like 3 months ago and then a month later patch 1.5 comes
eh, never really got around to installing ef and af anyway
YoungWalke 2 years ago
I like the intense looks on the guys faces who are left in the room when Hitler asks everyone who bought the booster packs to leave. Their expression says it all: "I paid like eighty fucking dollars for that shit and now it's free... fuckbags..." XD
halidefox 2 years ago
OMG i realy Laughd and Laughd And laugd You Know THAT IS EXACLY the problems i am haveing 2 this is all SOOOOO TRUE, This is the best
Mark9150 2 years ago
wow very good.. i havnt played battlefield for a few months but that was fing funny
blakegoeman 2 years ago
"it's okay...they'll make a 1.51 patch" LOOL
RgSchmitt 2 years ago 2
I ROFL in that place xDDD
thymarksman 2 years ago
"it's ok, they will make a 1.51 patch" hahaha xD
wesszzel 2 years ago 3
LOL,I have exact same problem,I bought complete collection this year,and this patch came out its a pain in ass xD
RINIETHEBEST 2 years ago 2
If anything they should have made vehicle respawn times longer and perhaps even reduced a player's score by some percentage if said player was in a vehicle for more than say 70% of the round, especially for the air whores.
0incorporeal 2 years ago 3
Brilliant :)
Hamperi 2 years ago
What movie is this?
KiranStevens 2 years ago
downfall, its a german language movie you basically have to read subtitles in the entire thing lol.
TACOMAN415 2 years ago
classic :)
Stn3dRaid3r 2 years ago
patch isn't working for me aswell. dice did a good work but the hitbox is inaccurate, also they didn't give any guides on how to use the Falcon menu.
anyone konws how to use it?
shoesfx 2 years ago
lmao nice
Yed213 2 years ago
lmao, that was good, but not true!
VooDooDNA30 2 years ago
ROFL So true so true!!!!
TheFBIBandit 2 years ago
1.5 patch sucks ass we should start a petition to bring back the 1.4 controls
kmesprtan 2 years ago
there is nothing wrong with the controls!
same as was, better gameplay!
VooDooDNA30 2 years ago
yea ur a idiot dont talk
kmesprtan 2 years ago
1.5 hitreg is godly compared to 1.4 and the new maps are good to, so why complain?
crzmonkey 2 years ago
do you play inf well youll see when you do
kmesprtan 2 years ago
yuh and i get headshots like crazy, hitreg is perfact for me
crzmonkey 2 years ago
yea stand there and crouch while u get sniped in the head real fun stick to vehicles your not a true inf player if you were youd know what im talking about
kmesprtan 2 years ago
you know you can still bunny hop right?
crzmonkey 2 years ago
hehe gold
NatoElite101 2 years ago
lmao ive seen this clip so many times with different captions
Xunh0lyX 2 years ago
hehe
lucaryholt 2 years ago
Hahaha! I LOVE it :) 5 *****
chrischow888 2 years ago
My 2nd cd got scratched and I had to buy a new game. I got the collection dvd for 13 bucks.
sanderson 2 years ago
if the booster packs are free, how come i can't find anywhere where i can download them? or is it in the 1.5 patch cuz im confused
iHelp2 2 years ago
The boosterpacks came with the patch so you can join any EF server you find
odderling 2 years ago
Fuckin hilarious...
Kermani4Ever 2 years ago
he doesnt say this in real, bad translated :D:D
Biggerhead739 2 years ago
I can understand hitler( but i didnt buy euro force and armored fury ) HAHHHHHHH
Skyguyfrom501legion 2 years ago
That is funny.... Its good with no sound and just read the captions LOLOL>>>
mxracer3651 2 years ago
das ja mal mega stumpf, zumindestens als deutscher ^^
davebxt 2 years ago
i zeen hail hitlar
kickassman121 2 years ago
Yeah pisses me of too! I`ve got battlefield full collection! I have to agree with Hitler this time xD
Herkko94 2 years ago
The Pace of the Game was too fast for a Modern Combat game, Play the PR mod and you will see a well paced proper game ;)
Redheadfury 2 years ago
if PR was so great then you'd be seeing a lot more people playing it
emplp 2 years ago
Lmao, it's the most popular mod of BF2 you idiot. BF2 vanilla is shit, It's full of noobs who want to be l33t snip0rz bled, check my claym0rskillz. Noob.
Redheadfury 2 years ago
never said it wasn't the most popular bf2 -"MOD"-
but again, im pretty sure more people play vanilla bf2 than PR.. sorry bro.
emplp 2 years ago 3
It keeps the retard level low in PR.
ArnoldSlate 2 years ago
the patch sucks, the only thing good about it is the free map and boosterpacks.
you havnt noticed a tendency of more grenade spam? more claymore spam? more support and sniper players? you havnt seen a support player kill a sniper from 300m away?
whatever they changed, has changed the pace of the game in a bad way. and once all the nubbies realize it, they will just move onto a new game instead of complaining to get it changed back. the damage will have been done.
emplp 2 years ago
1.5 is much better. Dolphin-diving is pretty much dead.
gravy666ugetpwnt 2 years ago
dolphin diving was patched out in one of the first patches in bf2, you have no clue what your talking about.
emplp 2 years ago
No, YOU do not have any idea what you're talking about. Read the fucking readme for 1.5
gravy666ugetpwnt 2 years ago
yeah, maybe you should post your 'version' of the changelog, because i am looking at the official one and i see no reference to 'dolphin diving'
fuck off.
emplp 2 years ago
Quoted from the official changelog:
"Added Battlefield 2142 style prone deviation (going prone will now cause reduced accuracy for a brief period)"
Dumbfuck.
gravy666ugetpwnt 2 years ago
Dolphin Diving referred to the practice of jumping while prone before Patch 1.2, so technically emplp is right, but the term has mutated to proning while jumping so the term can be applied to the practice in other games (like CoD4).
Rimmer7 2 years ago
Eh... that's prone-hopping. Dolphin diving is when people go straight to the ground and shoot away at you. Because back when it worked, there was no loss of accuracy right after going prone.
On EA's official forums, a DICE employee stated that it was never their intention to have dolphin-diving in BF2, and they finally got around to patching it out. EA said: Just now you can't instaprone someone that by rights should have filled your back with shotgun shells before you knew what was happening.
gravy666ugetpwnt 2 years ago
hitler owns, join hitlers legaicy!!
dufydf 2 years ago
What the fuck is wrong with you people ? You cant live a day without complaining eh ? Be thankfull for this patch,this game is from 2005,its now 2009 and they still make a patch for it...they even added new maps and give us the expansions pack for Free..and what do you assholes do ?...COMPLAIN!
SmokeMyBlunt 2 years ago
i agree ;) but fuck hitler
PieterGOESBFII 2 years ago
hahaha!!! Nice Vid....Fuck you Hitler
KingznAcez 2 years ago
Hitler doesnt like nerds like you here
millionhera22 2 years ago
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LOLUNIT 2 years ago
how do i install that hotfix i dont get the instructions well, can somebody please explain me or put a vid on youtube how to install?
boysvandehood 2 years ago
Well, now I'm glad I didn't buy the fucking booster packs!! If you did, then dude...I'm sorry man, that sucks. But I'll see you on the Euro server! :D
nmcarpenter 2 years ago
lmaooo..he was so close..he only needed 5k more pointz!!GL hitler =Þ
StarLightblze 2 years ago
This vid is 100% accurate, thanks DICE and EA u fuckers
WOoKieThor 2 years ago
haha, everything is so true
OmgThisGuy 2 years ago
this patch killed my gameplay...its unplayable now...
Ionisus 2 years ago
this is epic
ArTeMMaXElite 2 years ago
patch fucked uped my game on windows 7 rtm. keep crashing
PlanesAllTheWay 2 years ago
i would say he is talking more about 1.41 lol, 1.5 is a beast
AlexIsUber 2 years ago
1.41 was definitely bad but 1.5 is even worse.
ArTeMMaXElite 2 years ago 2
wow that really sums it up.
SatanicSBA 2 years ago
retardes swedes -.- D; HITLER U ROCK!
GgunsNroses 2 years ago