Sh*t People Say To Asians

[patdestefano1986]

I love this. This stuff is so true, I've heard it do many times. <3 Azn

[burnzy3210]

damn, i wish i'd thought to use "quit being asian" when i was working for a chinese guy

[MrYosexygirl]

ahahah this is awesome and so true what ppl say to asians

[baybfilipina16]

love my filipinos! <3 :)

[ak77thedman]

no jokes about maths?

[jadeezy21]

3:36 - HERROOOOOOOO

[02nooner]

your missing what i'm saying kiddo...cheers



[RoyaleInliner]

"Is this bamboo?!" Haha, that gets me the most. I live in a small ~85% white town but may end up going to Hawaii for university. If I do, I'll probably make a lot of these mistakes, plus ones where I accidentally stereotype Hawaiians >.<

[02nooner]

now go get a new pair of skinny jeans and new hipster glasses and get back to your community college classes and live some life. you assuming that I am a "younglin" is quite comical to me as you appear to be in your early 20's....dude im in my early 30's

[joshntequila]

@02nooner So your in your mid 30's and your posting typical idiotic comments on youtube videos? and your calling me out on that? haha community college. bitch there isnt even a community college where I live.. LOL.

[02nooner]

btw, Filipinos are pacific islanders.....NOT ASIAN 

[joshntequila]

@02nooner Haha, as a Political Science major i'm gonna have to own you. So, since 80% of you kids get your information through facebook and google, I'm gonna school you with hard earned knowledge. FROM BOOKS. We come from the ethnic group of Austronesians. Our roots trace back from Sumatra, Borneo, Java, Malay Peninsula, Indochina, China, India, Arabia, Japan. Notice those countries? THEIR ASIAN YOU FUCKING DUMBASS. Hahahaha. I feel bad for most of you filipino younglins now a days.

[02nooner]

@joshntequila that's fine, but why do you insist on being a dick, all the money you spent on your fancy edumacation makes you book smart, but cant make you a better person, you're a political science major that cant tell the difference between "they're and their", so you listen to what the white man say you are, look at the similarities of the island cultures and the P.I...I wasn't trying to bash your little bandwagon shit people say vid i was mealy stating what is true

[joshntequila]

@02nooner Yall dont even know your own race! HAHAA. Its as simple as filling out a Census. Were categorized as asians. Even Geographically were asian. We border the pacific ocean. You can see that when you pick up whats called a "MAP' they give you "MAPS" in school to study. But since you made this argument, it looks like your too cool for school.

[joshntequila]

@02nooner To give you an example of what Pacific Islanders are, this takes 3 seconds to read. Polynesians, Tongans, Samoans, Niueans, Cook Islanders, Tahitians, Hawaiians, Marquesans, Maori, Marshall Islanders, Palauans, Mariana Islanders, Nauru, Kiribatians, Guamanians, Wake Islanders, Fijian, New Caledonian, New Guinean, Maluku Islander, Solomon Islander, Torres Strait Islander, Vanatuan. Enjoy being informed you fucking dipshit.

[ganker24]

I'm asian, and this shit isn't funny.

[joshntequila]

@ganker24 Join the bandwagon faggot. lol.

[crzune]

loool

[Stryker4437]

xD this video is good

[pyeoldust]

LOL xD

I'm not Asian and I listen to kpop

[boo536]

uggghh so true!!!! + they say why are your eyes are so small and how duos it feels being Asians ugghh

[joycelyn765]

Haha I would die if I lived with someone like him!

[jennxl33]

"do i have to take off my shoes?"

SO TRUE

[aestas54]

You work with my mom. I love you. XD

[joshntequila]

@aestas54 No, we love you more!

[aestas54]

@joshntequila Nawwwh. That's not possible! (:

[joshntequila]

@aestas54 LOL.

[astrochristy]

5th ave!!



[popipo44]

OMG dude you did NOT stick your chopsticks in that food LOL.

Awesome vid ;)

[thepachiavangg]

do you have any "haa-mong" friends? hahaha

[aznboi722]

do you have any hmong friends

[LLLolzor43]

"Would you like to try an asian chicken salad"

"Sure"

*turns to asian*

"Would you like to try a chicken salad"

[itskalada]

LOL..do you have any HA HMONG friends!!

[Kentainmb]

HAHAHAHA Added to favorites, it's so funny. And this comes from an asian.

[akcorey12]

good shit josh

[kiten3]

I laughed so much! Only because I've seen this happen to my friends. Great video!

[pancakes973199]

"Hey do you watch Nigahiga? Do you watch WongFuProductions???

ME: II DDOO!!!

and i like to watch kpop and jpop.......lol xD

[purplerain7100]

i like timothydelaghetto....not asian

[cplova333]

............ KPOP IS NOT SHIT!!!

[gbomhearts]

"You're Chinese, don't you understand Korean!?" LOL

[kevinvang206]

Hey do u have any Ha mong friends.. hey do u have any Ha mein Friends lols to funny

[changsta07]

Do you have any "ha-mong" friends, LOL

[guuu1234]

I'm so shocked i didn't hear "HEY! Can you teach me how to dance?" or "HEY! Can you teach me how to tut?" lmao

[mudjerry]

yo its jerry lewis, i worked at the hospital as a pot washer with ur mom, not sure if u remember me but this is cool ive never known a celebrity haha

[fortheimpassive]

LOL..fifth ave mall.

[lizzievtx]

how small is your penis?? jajajajajajaja omg....!!! auch...my tummy hurts

[blinki013]

"You're Asian and live in Alaska? WTF!!!"

I get that one a lot. xP

[banksters]

Oh shit I didn't know this was in anchorage until I saw the 5th ave food court haha...

[catastrophicize]

That moment when you realize that this was made in Alaska purely for the guard rail from 5th avenue.... woops.

[Awesomesausce4tw]

Shit is this in Anchorage?

[RauiLee]

have you watched nigahiga <3 haha

[2010juniorboy]

soooo, like.. what kindah asian are you. LMFAOOO tooo funny.

[2010juniorboy]

lmfaoo!!!

[MrBeastmode907]

i bet you go to dimond

[thehumblepacifican]

Absolutely hilarious.

[907stoner]

Dam Josh get them!

[joshntequila]

@PunchLineEnt2011 ALL DAY A DAY!

[joshntequila]

@aZnCuTiE16933 And who the FUCK said I had to be mature? Are you my mother bitch? Haha. Suck my dick.

[PunchLineEnt2011]

Anchorage is where it's at!!!!

[Broncos4everfan]

3:46 funny shit

[aZnCuTiE16933]

So..I found this a little offensive. And it seems like the way you're handling these type of comments are..lack of a better word, immature

[EQRELH]

LOL

[Firestarter1331]

do only filipinos eat dogs? oh hell yeah even cats too...haha nice stereotyping and nice vid. rabies all the way baby yeah..

[joshntequila]

@MrThebasilio OMGAH I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE GOT THAT REFERNECE. I FUXJING LOVE YOU RIGHT NOW.

[joshntequila]

@paperdawl Aha, thanks!

[joshntequila]

@BACONATORIZATION What's pathetic is that since you now claim parts of YouTube to be one category, it makes you a fakeandgaytrollfaggot. Whoops.

[MrThebasilio]

i love the chong lee reference. i'm assuming/hoping that was intended for the awesome character from bloodsport

[BACONATORIZATION]

Im on the stupid of youtube again

[paperdawl]

Holy crap Josh, you look so different!

[poofkaboom]

Hey! We have the same rice cooker!

[coloriques]

pears? or asian pears. LOL i like that.

[HashRecord]

LOL. dude. im black and i LOVE orange chicken. Manchu Wok FTW!

[AJedProduction]

Was that your cousin in Gran torino ahahahahaaha

[AJedProduction]

The Kim Jung il one made me laugh ahaha if theres any filipinos in the house check out my video shit filipinos say

[cassandrasawesome]

Dudes, this video needs wayyyy more views!

[0001Stealth]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL im not really Asian o_o



[thejerzinator]

Hahaha I have a tacoma d:

[WildBillDaFly129]

my asshole co workers break my balls and said my uncle kim jong ill died lmao.

[sepsevv]

DUDE I SAY THE KIM JONG ILL ONE TO EVERY SINGLE ASIAN

lmaoooo

[cassandrasawesome]

btw are any of you hmong cuz I am!

[cassandrasawesome]

0:52 OMFG MY MOM HAS THAT MOVIE WITH THE DUDE AND THE GIRL ON HIS BACK

[joshntequila]

@Shomelife I appreciate that man! And thank you SO much for your service! I

[joshntequila]

@jman7843 no, thank you for watching! (;

[joshntequila]

@InflamesSully (;

[joshntequila]

@Kamzies That was the point, smart Chinese boy.

[joshntequila]

@Kamzies Then you obviously don't see the comedy in anything. Laugh at it, you know you get asked this shit all the time.

[joshntequila]

@opticpnoy1585 No, what's "fuckinstupid" is your incompetent brain. If your too stupid to realize the true concept of the video or any OTHER of these Shit _____ Say videos your a fucking moron who deserves my Asian nuts across your pathetic face. Otherwise, THANKS FOR THE EGO BOOST MAKING ME REALIZE IM SMARTER THAN HALF YOU HATERS FAGGOT<3

[lilgirlaye24]

damn. big ass thing of carmex . . .

[jman7843]

lol thank you guys, that made my day :)

[kupsay]

Sh*ts true hahaha

[okwellhey]

"Sorry to hear about kim jung ill..." LOL

[opticpnoy1585]

The stupid part bout the whole video is the both dudes are asian nd the dude tjats talkin is asian!?!?! Fuckin stupid

[nikkimoua23]

HMONG PRIIIIDE. (:

[Scardpelt]

Whats sad is, i'm Vietnamese and I answer yes to about half those questions. . . . .

[Scardpelt]

What da fawwwkk



[InflamesSully]

Jack3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kamzies]

This is so mean. I'm Chinese.

[Kamzies]

He said Manga wrong.

[jenny20m]

vietnamese?

[LaughOutLoudKristina]

LMFAO! I laughed my ass off when he's like "WHAT'S A PHO?" xD

[commando2224]

i fucking rofl my ass off when he said "Im so sorry of kim jong il" lmfao

[xtian321boom]

i have the exact same rice cooker.

[Shomelife]

You guys aren't perhaps in the 5th Avenue mall in Anchorage Alaska, are you? Chopsticks and Villa Pizza?

[joshntequila]

@Shomelife Why, Yes we were!



[Shomelife]

@joshntequila Haha that's amazing! I was in Alaska for 13 years before I left last year for the Army. Good to see it haha, you guys are hilarious by the way!

[MrGrizzlyXiong]

H-mong?? Lol

[PoptartPrincess485]

This entire video was made of awesome.

[syd2much]

"I thought all Asians loved Korean dramas." LOFL

[steaminggreentea]

Now I have to go find bootybounceboppers' comment.....

[mifra258]

ewww im filipino and i dont even eat dogs! ughh yuck

[demonofthevictory]

I have that same rice cooker XD

[colesp101]

We totally used to have the same rice cooker XD

[jamaicanm3horny]

dayuum!...Ryan got HELLA tall. lmao...good shit bruh!

[xYoungPrince23x]

dang this a good video but yeah shit my cousin Ryan doing it big. when will we all gonna colaborate!!!!

[mikeljon02]

FUCK! WHO THE HELL SAYS FILIPINOS DON'T EAT DOGS!

[joshntequila]

@bootybounceboppers Thank you for the first hate comment! It means a lot to know you took sometime out of your helpless useless life to say stupid and mean things to people you don't know! So for the ego boost... I thank you(;

[neely1024]

@joshntequila And to top it all off,"bootybounceboppers" doesn't make them seem any cooler.

[pandorakid229]

@joshntequila don't forget, Asians never use the oven. they use it to store pan and pots! yeeeh. Asians never use the fire place, they use it as storage for useless shit Asian parents don't throw away. lol.

[bootybounceboppers]

What the fuck is this? This isn't even funny. Go fuck yourselves with your small asian dicks.

[icypuck17]

Lmao what a character!!



[ImSoHiRiteMeow]

Shoulda added "Do you undastand tha words thatta comin' outta my mouth!"

[Momibarashi]

it's funny how a asian dude is teasing another asian dude for being asian

[chervue]

Honestly, this was a greatly put together video and on top of that it was hilarious!! Good job Josh and Ryan and Megan! -3 y'all got my support! :))

[FlyAsianBoy]

"Whats jjjkj? (jiggy-jent) is that asian?" lmfao ! thumbs up !

[ninamaemi]

"Oh you listen to that kpop jpop shit." Also Donnie Yen. Yes

[aiko917]

filipino dont eat dog. the hell

[Delana4ever]

Dude, best video. EVER! Subscribedd!

[lanajanne]

dude do you read manga? lol



[StephanieLeighAnn]

The dude in the glasses talking the whole time is hot as hell! :D

[DiJeaners0172]

Hella funny!