DIALYSIS REALITY TV

[anyolvwilldo]

I guess if I was tied-down to a machine for numerous hours a week, I'd also start acting like this guy. Good sense of humor. Not funny by any means, but I'm sure if I was your tech we'd have a fun time, you're just not funny with vids.

[maj27]

that's what happened if you are alone with the machine for 4 hours , you'll get multiple personalities hehe!!

[ThereminWeirdo]

i'm scared....

[SALVOTHESTONEDONE]

:| 

[nickster3k]

Annoying as fuck

[MrPeterbarwick]

I have dialysis, and I would love to know what drugs they are giving you that makes you think machine is talking to you. LOL :P

[wallyrussell]

LOL! ZAM! LOVE the Arnold voice of your dialysis machine. You are good! I have a dialysis video too. Lady Kathleen "Dialysis Treatment Procedure".

Love, Lady K

[olddog02]

Jeremiah 7:28 says that God never even thought about burning people in a fire. If I live or if I die it is Gods will. You have to accept that Jesus gave his life to pay for the life that Adam threw away because he listened to his wife Eve. As it is we all have to die until Jesus shows up.

[olddog02]

If you reall y do know God you know we are sick and we die because of the gift our first parents gave us....they knew more than God. If GOD healed one person and not another he would be a unfair God, but as it is he was challenged by Satan who said he could rule Gods creation better...so God gave him a chance to prove it. So how do you like Satans world? Jesus is not the most high God, he is the Son of God, he is subservient to God. Who was Jesus praying to?

[MsCeaCea]

very-interesting video

[djturtle04]

thnaks for making it comical i was honestly scared cause i didnt know anything about dialysis and after seein this it helped had my first treatment today

[pacificpoopsie]

OMG!! I LOVE the voice you give it!! HAHAHAHA I laughed SO hard! Definitely the voice I would give a machine or robot!!

[rey713mag]

I can relate to you. I have a 22 yr. old that had a kidney transplant 6 yrs.ago then lost it like a year ago FOR NOT TAKING HER MEDICATIONS PROPERLY!!!!!! Now shes back on dialysis; if only she would have did what she was supposed to she wouldn't be on it again. Take Care and God Bless! Joanne in Houston,Tx.

[BNNYWVH1]

Did you give your heart to THE KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS JESUS CHRIST? You must get your heart cleaned with the BLOOD of THE LORD KING JESUS CHRIST. Did you know that most people die 1-10 years seek CHRIST repent of your sins and LIVE through CHRIST GOD'S SON THE SON OF MAN. HE will clean you soul with HIS BLOOD. If not you will die and go the lake of hell fire one day and burn for ever and ever. Try GOD HE WILL if you let HIM CLEAN your soul with HIS BLOOD! LOVE IN CHRIST THE ALMIGHTY!

[yourrainebow]

@BNNYWVH1 I am a Christian Woman.

I am a Dialysis Patient. I believe this man has the right to make videos to help other Dialysis Patients any way he sees fit. If he wishes to use humor to help others, that is his right.

I also believe, as an American Citizen, we have the right to worship or pray in any way we choose. Or, if we choose to be atheist, that is also, our right.

Greatl video, thx 4 posting!

I believe only God has the right to judge another human being.

Raine~~~

[dave290588]

haha na mate your ok. you believe and preach what you want.. but give me a dialysis machine or a new kidney and a hot bath anytime. even hell cant beat my will to live. my god is that man in the mirror and the millions of poeple who have to go through this every day. bless them and amen. thank you!"

[zaxtor]

@BNNYWVH1

Seriously you're creepy and worshiping a cult.

This guy is on dialysis and is not his fault he has to go through it.

Your god been a great sport and not curing this poor man.

I am not a dialysis patient but I know its hell having to spend on this 1 to several times a week for few hours.

Its obvious god doesn't exist.

I wouldn't worship a cult that torture people in hell for eternity, eternal torture is uncivil and sick, You are sick period.

Good thing I don't worship this awful cult.

[skykryss123]

@BNNYWVH1 I am a child of the most high God Jesus Christ...i've been a renal pt since 1991 and on hemo since 1994....iwas saved before and still am. christ keeps me. I ask the question why me..the answer came back..why not you.

if this is suffering i have to endure, then i'll endure as good soldier for Christ. if we are to follow him then will shall suffer.. There is a crown a long whit robe a new name on white rock and a place in heaven in my father's kingdom. So most people i'm not ! 19yrs+

[skykryss123]

@BNNYWVH1 I am a child of the most high God Jesus Christ...i've been a renal pt since 1991 and on hemo since 1994....iwas saved before and still am. christ keeps me. I ask the question why me..the answer came back..why not you.

if this is suffering i have to endure, then i'll endure as good soldier for Christ. if we are to follow him then will shall suffer.. There is a crown a long whit robe a new name on white rock and a place in heaven in my father's kingdom. So most people i'm not ! 19yrs+

[MYRICLEZ]

i have NxStage! i never imagined it having a voice at all. this video was funny!

[czakafaka]

what a blood flow have u got :O????? I think very high the pomp spin quickly

[1helluvawomen]

LOL, That is too funny you have an excellent sense of humor... Now thats calles making lemonade when life gives you lemons!!!

[GarageZan]

This is Style Life, not life style!

Keep on dud's, life teach us every single hour HOW IS TO LIVE, and as a little poem says, "It takes more than just breathning effort to live"...

[patientspride]

You have a great sense of humor! I bet the nurses love you!

Thanks for this video! If anyone watching this is considering dialysis, please research Peritoneal Dialysis as well as it just may give you more energy and allow you to lead a more active lifestyle. Talk to your medical team to see if it will work better for you. Many people on PD are very active and play basketball, golf, tennis, walk, as well as travel. Thanks again for this video.

[WNxNokturnal]

lol ive been a pct for 3 years now, love this job. love the patients

[bosley1630]

идиотизм

[klb0013]

LOL - love it! I was on hemo for almost 4 years but I never imagined my machine had a voice quite like this one...

[nimibiantribesman]

man, i feel bad for all those patients :(

[angieskidney]

That is the Fresenius 2008H right? I remember that one. I was on the 2008H and the 2008K.

[mystisme]

we have fresinus machine it does ressemble but not exactly the same our pump is in the middle not in the far left

[debster592]

to mystisme...the components are modular meaning the machine technicians can put the blood pump, venous and arterial chambers and any other components in whatever order the clinic prefers...my clinic puts the pump in the middle as well, with either a BVM, BTM, or arterial chamber holder to the right and heparin pump and venous air detector to the left. Boy do I not miss the old H machine!!!!! :)

[mystisme]

tanks to comments i already inform my self on it and i had the same answer but tanks anyway and me neither i do not mist the h machine but i still mist the cobe(cs3)if you prefer at least that is how we callled it

[TraceyLPN]

what do you use now, the K's? that's what we have, they're ok, what I really miss on the H's is the knob for the blood pump control.

[rodriguez60625]

you are to funny....... i'm going to tell the PCT on you....