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  • I will never watch this stupid shit.

  • HowTo:De-Snake A Plane

    You will need the following common items to de-snake a plane:

    - Stick (point/curve at one end for impaling/putting snake into bag to be released into the wild)

    - Bag (not needed if you have a pointy stick)

    - Garbage bag (needed if you have pointy stick)

    - Gloves (only necessary if you do not have access to anti-venom)

    - Mongoose (see also HowTo: De-Mongoose A Plane.)

    - Samuel L. Jackson (only necessary if it is a motherfucking plane, infested with motherfucking snakes)

  • Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking plakes on this motherfucking snane!

  • That's it! I've had it with this motherfuckin' Sith in this motherfuckin' Senate!

  • DOES ANYONE HAVE THE PART AFTER THIS ?!

  • 13 ppl dont have a sense of humor.

  • Haha this is my part!!!!

  • Sameul l Jackson is too cool

  • "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH" LMAO

  • this movie need wilhelm screams xD

  • Snake respond! Snake? SNAAAAAKE!!

  • lol

  • SNAKES ALIVE!!!!

  • This line made the movie not suck as much

  • when i saw this movie the whole cinema cheered when he said the line

  • Lol

  • IVE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHAFUCKIN LICE, ON MY MOTHAFUCKIN HEAD!

  • ´´That´s It,it´s about motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane,it´s time to blow over these fucking windows``

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahaha

  • If i die in any way... it would be at the hands... fangs and coils of a snake. god bless them

  • MADAFAKIN SNAKES ON A MADAFAKIN PLANE

  • thier should the word "motherfuckingsnakes" and "motherfuckingplane" in the dictonary

  • yeah those snakes deserved to die and i hope they burn in hell.

  • ROFL LOL.

  • It would have been funny if she had said

    "I can't blieve I'm gonna say this...Is there anyone here who can fly a motherfucking plane?"

  • ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!

  • this is definitely a low point in sam's career but that line was funny

  • Anyone hear what jackson said at the mtv movie awards??

    "No movie shall triumph over Snakes on a Plane. Unless I happen to feel like making a movie called More Motherfucking Snakes on More Motherfucking Planes"

    LOL.

  • lol wat u mean low point he still got 12 mil

  • a low point? Samuel L. Jackson did Deep Blue Sea and Star Wars: Espisode I and THIS is a low point in his career? At least Snakes on a Plane and Deep Blue Sea pretend to be bad, SW: E1 pretended to be cool and it sucked big time!!!

  • this is his worst movie but it has his best line I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE

  • Is that dude in the orange Kenan?

  • yeah.

  • the movie isn't good, but the motherfucking snakes part is funny

  • lol this movie sucked so bad it was funny xD

  • Save a minute thirty seconds of your life and skip to 1:30

  • I've not seen this film "Snakes on a Plane", What is it about?

  • read the title. thats just it

  • i think that was the joke

  • LOL. xD

  • its about motherfucking snakes on motherfucking plane lol what motherfucking thing do you motherfucking expect?

  • I mothafucking expect some more motha fucking shit to motha fucking happen.

  • he sais

    "im about to open some fukin windows" in such a low tone after that epic line he said

  • That part was so unnecessary that it was funny

  • I just saw this censored on FX! "I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes, on this Monday to Friday plane!!"

  • lol TastyBiscuits

    I think he's just a little mad when he says that :p lol jk

  • Oh yeah, that was on The Colbert Report last week. He pointed out how ridiculous that editing was.

  • I'm pissed that I missed that one!!! I'll have to find it haha

  • Wow, that's just terrible. It would have been better if they just bleeped it.

  • I just saw this a few minutes ago on FX and Samuel Jackson said exactly that!

  • The greatest fucking line ever said in a movie.

  • damn those effects sucks

  • fuckn snakes...

  • i've heard this movie saying so many times in youtbe poop it sounds fake

    LOL

  • :-S omg that' bad...

  • lol XD

  • makes me have more respect for the man

  • like in epic movie..."enough is enough...i had it with this muther fuckin snakes on this muther fuckin plane"...n this thing reapeats like 6 times i think(sorry for bad english)

  • love this sayin :D:D

  • Kenan Thompson saving the day! Hell yeah.

  • Samual L. Jackson I agree... I've had it with your movie "Motherfucking Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane"

    but the line is great

  • An awful movie but such a great movie moment!

  • lol worst question to ask. Can anyone fly a plane?

  • lol ive watched so many youtube poops i almost thought this was fake

  • lulz

  • listen man does this have a gun and kill snakes email me and tell me

  • yeah, rite on the tit, and when they get the guys cock lol

  • "Is there anyone here who has played Microsoft Flight Simulator?"

  • @Saga102 i did

  • One of the great moments of cinematic history.

  • shooting out the windows would crash the plane. -_-

  • how? o.0

  • They have to pressurize the cabin. If the window were broken open, the pressure would change. Not too mention they're probably flying about 450-500 mph, and an open window would tear the plane apart

  • No they wouldn't. They tested it on Mythbusters. Besides, unless either the plane was on autopilot or it was remotely controlled, then the ship was losing altitude at a very fast rate.

  • wow, he gets angry really fast if he needs to be. rofl

  • Aww man, that wasn't as climatic as I imagined it would be.

  • legendary!

  • LMAO this is right up there with "English motherfucker do you speak it?"

    xD

  • and dont forget "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"

    and "DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!!!"

  • You forgot...

    ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT

  • that 2, along with a whole bunch of shit that would require about 500 comments to post all of his best quotes

  • i love that one too

  • lol!!

  • that's priceless

  • I pissed my pants....

  • nice

  • lmfao!

  • I'm about to open this fucking window...

  • Now strap in.... going to open some windows. Lmao

  • HAHA.

  • Pure epicness!

  • Yeah, this quote has gone done in cinematic history as one of the quotes most likely to be duplicated in a future box office flop, but worded differently. It doesn't take an A-list celeb to put the word mother f**ker in front of a noun, like it's anything new.

  • Enough Is Enough! I had it with these mother f**king snakes on this mother f**king plane!!! famous quote for Samuel Jackson

  • omg master windew

  • Jedi Master Nick Fury has spoken!!!

  • E P I C.

  • i cant believe kenan and kel is in this movie hahaha

  • This Jedi is right, fuck the snakes! fuck the plane!

  • I can't get enough of this MOTHERFUCKING video on MOTHERFUCKING youtube!

  • I LOVE IT!

  • "Can you land this plane"

    "I got over 2000 Hours"

  • lol so true

  • You know what would've really helped out against those motherfucking snakes? A purple lightsaber. And maybe an eyepatch.

  • dont forget a sand spoon, those always help

  • I've had it with these mother fucking snakes, on this mother fucking plane!

  • truly epic.

  • I think that quote is the only real reason ppl watch the movie but I dont blame em its the best part! XD

  • enought is enought. i've had it with this motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane

    you guys should watch the on eof epic movie its so funny

  • no its not that movie is gay.

  • Downthumb for you in 5...4....3...2...

    Seriously buddy your asking for a roastin. I've never seen the film but this quote is fucking awesome.

  • Mother Fucking Snakes

  • BEST LINE... EVAH!!!!!!!

  • I thought this movei was great, and so it was

  • Enoguh is ENOUGH! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes., on this motherfucking PLANE! Everyone strap in...were about to open some fucking windows.

    Next best line of Samuel Jackson since his pulp fiction ones.

  • its a good movie But i want the version of the movie... like its teasing snakes ona plane. Oh yeah ! I remember on Epic movie, its fuckin hilarious !

  • "enought is enought. i've had it with this motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane"

  • It's intentionally made that way.

  • haha reminds me of epic movie!

  • LOL! im sick of these mutherfuckin snakea on this motherfuckin plane! im sick of these mutherfuckin snakea on this motherfuckin plane! im sick of these mutherfuckin snakea on this motherfuckin plane! im sick of these mutherfuckin snakea on this motherfuckin plane! im sick of these mutherfuckin snakea on this motherfuckin plane!

  • KENAN AND SLJ FTW!!!!!!

  • samebody have the scene when two hornys go into the bathroom

  • Lol best punchline well 1 of them anyways. Hhaa, shaun of the dead have done some great ones

  • LoL so Awesome... and yet hilarious hahaha

  • that was def. the MOST memorable line from the movie

  • the only one

  • Samuel L Jackson FTW

  • it's so hilrious!

  • Yeah, you can kind of tell that line was stuck in much later at the request of fan boys. He doesn't even look like he's in the same place for that shot.

  • ont his motha fhejfwfwov

    i have enough of this mother fuking planes ,

  • what are you on about?

  • notin

  • omfg lol oh i cant stop hahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahah­hahha get the mouther fucking snakes of the mouther fucking plain. XD XD XD XD the best line ever.............

  • Samuel L. Jackson's fuckin' genuis

  • BEST QUOTE EVER! Evertime I heard it on the radio, everyone paused to hear it. Funny as hell!

  • That line in :46 - :50 is bootleg that line belongs to Airplane!

  • lol

  • LMFAO XD LOLOLOLOLOL ! XD XD ! !

  • Good ol' Jackson.

    "Fucking motherfucking fucking fuckers fucking motherfucking fucking motherfuckers"

  • Goes down as the most famous line in history lol.

  • he's right , fuck theese snakes

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  • the movie was nice it was funny scary sad then funny and then fucked up all together.

  • hell yes its been coming on everryday on HBO

  • im about to open some fucking windows.

  • That movie was scarier than most scarry movies i have seen.

  • you want me to go then?

  • Wow... Now thats widescreen.

  • ooh yeah i have had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane. lets go open som windows

  • Did I really just hear people laughing in the background? Is this old school bootleg? (camcorder in the theater).  lol

  • that was the " luke i am your father" of this generation - long-live samuel l. jackson !!!

  • no way man! the modern "luke i am your father" is "madness? This is SPARTA!!"

  • haha that too.

  • :)  :D

  • best movie ever

  • hahaha this should be in some famous qoute book!!! imagin...

    some kid opens the book, sees samuel L. jackson with his quote,"I've had it with these motherfcking snakes on the motherfcking plane!"

    next day...

    kid: I've had it with these motherfcking homework on this motherfcking day!

  • They have sporks on the plane but Sam L just has a huge ass knife!

  • Strap in I'm about to open some fuckin' windows!!!

  • Iteresting...

  • how did he get the knife on the plane

    its very big!

  • he is samuel l jackson..

    he doesnt need these questions

    lol

  • Get Kurt Russell to fly that motherfucking plane!!!!

  • Kurt Russell ain't got SHIT on Samuel L. Jackson!

  • That is so motherfucking funny!!!!!

  • i love that

  • HAHHAHAHHAHAHFUCKING AWESOME

  • How dare you say this movie sux. This movie is the best shit i have seen in YEARS!