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  • love how he teeters his xbox, on the edge of the table, LIKE A MAYAN LIKE A MAYAN.

  • what song is this?

  • lol so true

  • trolololololo

  • HBABHBHA GENIUS!

  • To all the people getting butthurt over this video whether it be for religion or because you simply hate black ops: *puts on elpres voice* OOOooh did you get hurt?

  • If Jesus rose from the dead, did he have second chance pro?

  • @Sinspirations yes god revived him!

  • @Sinspirations NOPE FINAL STAND

  • I WOULD LIKE THIS A THOUSAND TIMES IF I COULD

  • THIS IS WHY I SUBBED.

  • What's even funnier than the people calling the Bible, and the game BS they've probably have never read the bible if so for more than 1 page. One simple law of physics this may or may not be exactly what it says, but matter can not be created. Well where did this universe or the multi-verse or whatever come from. Are you gonna tell me that molecules came together to make us. Well of course you will because your ignorant, but you guys will read this and laugh and say were not you are. Can't wait.

  • @magnum4magnets82 what are you even saying

  • @davidkolo

    IDK just went on a rant, had a bad week.

  • @magnum4magnets82 I've read the entire bible. And it IS bullshit. The bible is THE biggest pile of shite to happen to the human race.

  • @locsaretheshit

    Ignorant jk, but seriously it's your opinion. Though regardless even if I were to be atheist the government, and bankers is way more BS. I don't even know why I typed that comment, don't wana get into an argument, I'm just strong in my faith. As long as your against the gov I couldn't care less at this point.

  • @magnum4magnets82 I'm not ignorant. Ignorance is not researching and not knowing what you're talking about. I'm Atheist but I do know what the Bible says, regardless of your interpretation of it. I don't question your sincerity to your faith, believe me I don't, and you're also probably a decent human being anyway, so I'll not exacerbate things.

  • @magnum4magnets82 Study science instead of fairy tales.

  • THERES my black ops

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  • Wtf is this first he's blaming of xbox and now he's gaming on it WTF

    wrote by an ps3 fanboy

  • this guy is a dipshit,i guess he doesnt read his inbox XD

  • I really miss NUKETOWN 24/7!

  • @Lostrocker I think they're equally the equivalent of bull shit.

  • @Lostrocker both,simple

  • @Lostrocker whatever it is, it has LESS bullshit than mw2.

  • @metallicarocks911 The book has more bullshit in some cases :D

  • @Lostrocker lmao

  • @Lostrocker lol spoken as a true Atheist!

  • @Lostrocker The game doesn't have much bullshit in it at all, no game will ever be perfected. But, there will always be a superior game in someones opinion. Ghost was no big deal as I stated 50 other times, stop relying on your radar to get you kills. If you die to second chance quit call of duty and go back to mario. Hit detection was perfect for me, and I have horrible internet. I live near elpresador and there are no good internet to choose from really. This isn't directed at you by the way.

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  • Let there be COD!

  • Im pretty sure the gods would want us to play ps3

  • @alcohollica777 With lag and modding, fuck that.

  • @HeadshotHotHead lol black ops IS lag

  • @alcohollica777 Obviously you haven't played it on the 360.

  • @HeadshotHotHead There's this guy on you tube, elpresador, who has a lot of BO videos that I've seen and it looks exactly the same. U may of heard of him?

  • @alcohollica777 They're obviously the same thing but on Xbox there are more updates, less lag, less kids, more people with microphones, and players catch on to things faster.

  • I don't see goldeneye there, it's basically started the multiplayer first person shooters

  • @cjz234

    no Wolfenstein 3d did on the pc/ps1

  • @xKingLibra your the idiot that bought into my bullshit trap. Oh and battlefield and halflife both stink that's why no one plays that garbage.

  • @GROWERofFOURTWENTY just cuz you suck at black ops doesnt mean its the worst game get better instead of playing modern campfare 3 cuz all u do there is sit in a corner waiting for ur mommy to let u come out

  • Nah that dosent look like counter strike

  • the zombies is what does make it the holy grail because the online sucks

  • Wrong son

  • PC is for hardcore nerds. Halflife... What 30 people have played that. And Battlefield Badcompany 3 is boring, run the new york marathon and at the end there is one person that kills you from a bush.

  • @AhFallingPiano I'm not sure that you know what you're talking about. 30 people have played half life? Bad Company 3? Oh you mean Battlefield 3. You're an idiot

  • Holy Grail my ass.

  • pc is the master race

    this game is a joke

    half life is better

  • that was the funniest random clip ever lol

    

  • No bf3? Holy grail = bf3

  • @zacko320 WHAT THE FUCK COME ON MAN DON'T RUIN THE MOMENT WE ALL KNOW BO IS DA BEST EVEN WHEN MW3 WASN'T OUT ! ^^ not spaming peopel just telling the truth !

  • I'd use that bible to roll joints

  • Needs less farting. 

  • @ratchet0822 =RACIST jobless geek.

    Hey!! This youtube ain't no monkey park nigga LOL

  • @ratchet0822 Hey fat RACIST nerd! You are ugly and helpless loser I'm gonna kick ya stinky greasy monkey ass, you criminal nigger goriila faggot LOL

  • @ratchet0822 Hello Mr.Racist LOL

    You are you so ashamed of your skin color? You should be ashamed of your jobless, friendless, and hateful nerdy life. Please go hang yourself for the good of youtube.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA!! BIBLICAL!!!!!!!!!

  • u get sh1t from the sh1t

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  • @ajstyles1020 LOL. The faggot with the backwards hat, with 83 friends, and likes battlefield on facebook, is that you?

  • @Parahodv2 So wearing your hat a certain way makes you a fag? lol friends on facebook dont matter when you actually know them in real life lol lets see your facebook if you got the balls to show your face which i highly doubt lol

  • and then God said: test test 1 2 3 test test ICookNServe 0:07

  • LoL both top comments failed xD Keep it up Elpres ! :D

  • This guy needs to play some other games.

  • I want my 0:24 seconds of my life.

  • Black Ops...really? my little ponies is better :3

  • Lol

  • You will go to hell for this.....lol

  • this is so sacreligious lol someones going to hell ^.^

  • @DaceCoreCA why is it bad? he put a CD in a book lol how does that mean hes going to hell? religion is fucked up lol good thing im an atheist.

  • Pres you're a view whore.

  • @ShadowzZ91 shadow you're an idiot.

  • @ShadowzZ91 well the reason anyone puts up vids is to get views, so you could say that every youtuber who uploads is a view "whore". Its all for entertainment i actually found this video funny and im sure many others did except the butthurt religious kids, but all in all this video was well worth watching.

  • I would say red orchestra 2 if anything. I love Cod 2 but after that It just never changed much repetitive same thing every single time.

  • lmfao

  • call duty black ops gotta love that game :D

  • the reason why that game was in a bible was because it needed jesus to save it. Thats the only explanation to why he would put in a bible

  • I Just Had a Feeling That The Top Rated Comments Were Going To Talk About CoD Commentators And Games Outside CoD. >.>

  • so infinity ward is like god to you?

  • @PresidentDRCI infinity ward didn't make black ops treyarch did infinity ward only published it

  • @Mrimnofanboy *Activision*, Infintiy ward makes the modern warfare series.

  • If he thinks Black Ops is the best, then let him think that. Don't comment on his vid's your opinion, or you trying to change everyone elses opinion. If you want to do that, then make your own video. He never asked for your opinion so stfu. ╭∩╮( º.º )╭∩╮

  • Call of Duty Black Ops, Book of Proverbs, Chapter 15 Verses 22-40

  • LOL some people need to fuckin loosin up he obviously wants to make the haters mad stfu

  • There is documented evidence on his very own channel that the same bitching went on with black ops... but thats why I like elpres' videos :)

  • Don't be mad at every other cod cuz u suck at each one and you can't get any good games or kills

  • Dont follow the false profit!

  • Cod4 is and always will be the holy grail of fps games.

  • hahahahahahaahahahahaahahahaah­ahah your opinion on shooters make me laugh i mean its a good game but the holy grail? yer right XD

  • I thought pres hated black ops wen it came out now he loves wtf ????

  • BLACK OPS IS GARBAGE SON FUCK OUTA HERE

  • @mishwag11 U mad?

  • BLACK OPS IS GARBAGE SON FUCK OUTA HERE

  • DAVID VONDERHAAR FOR THE WIN

  • lmfao CoD commentators are the only people I know who will bash a game and complain about how much they hate it. Then you look at their channel and that's ALL they put up and they play a RIDICULOUS amount of hours.

    I guess somebody should let them know that not all games are made by Infinity Ward or Treyarch.

  • @iCookNServe You're right, all games aren't made by IW and Treyarch, only the best one's are. That's why these commentator's continue to put vids out on them. People want to watch. Why aren't there vids of BF3 getting tons of hits? Because the don't have the action that COD games do,they're boring.

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  • @iCookNServe Talks about CoD commentators and then watches their videos. Pres said he only likes CoD, so kindly stop your nonsense.

  • @Noobagon Who says I don't like watching CoD videos? I definitely don't watch them as much as I used to. If Pres ONLY likes CoD, then he should stop bitching.

    Blade, Smoove, and TheMarkofJ are really good as far as commentators go.

  • Best cod ever made.  fuck yeah

  • THIS is why I unsubbed from so many CoD commentators. You guys are whiny as hell. The only reason you even like Black Ops now is because MW3 is the newest one. Same shit when Black Ops 2 (or whatever) comes out. Do you not see this happening every game? Pres, if you like Black Ops better. If you REALLY do. KEEP fucking playing it. Nobody says that you have to play MW3. If your subs REALLY like BO as much as you, then it shouldn't be a problem.

    There's even games that AREN'T CoD (*shocker*)

  • @mdossantos047 ur taking this too seriously...

  • @mdossantos047 You're FUCKING DUMB, becuase El Presador STAGES these kind of things to troll. He's damn good at it, as well. Don't you notice?

  • @ubernub43 I understand that this is a troll video, but El Presador really does like BO better

  • @mdossantos047 shut the fuck up

  • @mdossantos047 no subs no money xp

  • @DefourOwnsYa In the end that's what it comes down to -_-

  • @mdossantos047 you took this video way to seriously.

  • @MrAppleJaxs Not really.  I'm just using this one as an example.

  • @mdossantos047 ur so mad bro

  • @Wario9989 argh I'm just so angry. I'm full of angst. I should totally let grown men cry about a game.

  • And so the useless debate rages on. I used to debate with the best of them, then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • Fuck you robert bowling

  • Fukin stupid nerds arguing over a video game grow a fukin pair of balls and talk about how u fukin nerds are going to lose your virginity .....I think you should be more worried about that than which game is better.....stupid fukin people these days

  • @allstarplaya1294 i hate retards like you, there are way more important things in life than videogames AND SEX.yea i said it, im sorry if that is a foreign concept to you.

  • @crashfan123 I lol'd at how you said sex was important.

  • @crashfan123 well ur obviously a virgin thats why u dont understand what i mean .....so fuck off nerd before i fukin embarass your over the internet .......last time i checked i didnt ask for ur bitchass opinion

  • @allstarplaya1294 sure alright, because i am just terrified of what someone named allstarplaya's reply might be >.> (sarcasm)

  • 1st place is Halo Reach 2nd place is Halo 3 3rd place is Black Ops... Last place goes to Mw2

  • Where the fuck is COD4?

  • all you fuckers that complain about mw3 just suck at it. ive played all of them and honestly i think theyre all good so shut the fuck up and quit bitching about it yall sound like some pussies

  • @TheThurnishaley U SUCK AT EVERYTHING EXCEPT MW3. STFU

  • mw3 nerfed me i think .... i had an update the following day and noone seems to have had the update now instead of going 30-10 or say 24-5 in tdm i'm a second off of guys like it was in blackops or it takes 3 or 4 rounds from my gun to register anyone had this ?

  • Ibrather play golden eye for N64

  • lol i love how people think that the only shooting games made are call of duty and battlefield games..

  • @AdamThePunisher I mean, is there any other fun shooter ? I mean Counter strike source is fun, but gets boring after a while

  • 1-9 IMO

    1: Modern Warfare 1

    2: Modern Warfare 2

    3: Battlefield 3

    4: Modern Warfare 3

    5: Battlefield Bad Company 2

    6: Black Ops

    7: Battlefield Bad Company

    8: World at War

    9: All of the fucking HALO's

  • @TheSpraahz are you high

  • @TheSpraahz all the modern warfares suck eccept the first one halo is much better than battlefield

  • cmon be serious COD4 & BF3 put this to shame

  • COD 4 FTW

  • black ops is shit. the hit detection makes it unplayable IMO. still better than BF3. thats an abortion of a game

  • HAHHAHHAHHAAH !!

  • COD4 had the best maps and was the most fun

  • I have that same router!

  • Blops sucks ha ha!

  • @Gingeftw In order to have fun you need to be good at it, obviously you were absolute trash. Please stick to something on your standards, like mario.

  • Arguing over which game is the best is like arguing over what is the best ice cream flavor. Just because you like it doesn't mean that everyone else has to agree and like it too.

  • This is the funniest joke ever

  • And, I do think Black Ops sucks. I am not a big fan of the Call of Duty series. Battlefield 3 is a better game IMO, but even that game has some issues. All of them, in particular, have a serious lack of innovation.

    You can't cover up repetitive gameplay with ever improved graphics forever. Eventually, people are just going to stop.

  • Holy grail of shooters? Goldeneye 64 was the first super good shooter. Wolfenstein 3D is the path paver. But, if you want to know where ALL of these shooters need to look.

    Halo: Combat Evolved for the original XBox was the best shooter ever made. It is, to me, in the top 10 games of all time. None of the other Halos, BAttlefields, or Call of Duties can compare to the experience one had with this XBox launch title. It single handedly gave Microsoft 3rd party credibility.

  • @cbrhawk1 I still have Goldeneye 64... I love that game I was playing that shit when I was in elementary school haha, is the remake any good?

  • @kripledreaper Hell yeah! It's a blast! Call Of Duty graphics (made by Activision so..) great storyline, awesome, smooth gameplay, and alotta weapons, if you get it and wanna play, hit me up on Xbox, ExuberantMonkey!

  • @cbrhawk1 It depends on how old you are. I was born in 1996; those games were born before my time. My favorite shooters are MW2 and MW3. I played a little Goldeneye. It was fun, but I had no idea how to play it. I don't like Halo because it takes too long to kill people.

  • @cbrhawk1 cs 1.6 nuff said

  • @cbrhawk1 you were right up until you said halo i never will understand why people like it i have xbox bought halo and then sold halo within a week it was so damn boring then stupid me bought a 360 got halo 3 and hated it as well

  • second best to goldeneye n64 and whoever thinks black ops sucks is a fanboy

  • Laughed for a good solid minute at this.

  • @iiLegendzz1 MY LIFE!

  • Your all a bunch of children and don't know what a good fucking shooter is because your all 10 yearsold... SOCOM 2 was the GREATEST. Hands down. GREATEST. Shooter of all time.

  • @Nazreth187 you obviously havent played goldeneye

  • @MrTheTurtles cept my penis looool

  • NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL A GOOD FUCKING REASON, BUT SORRY, HALO 2 WAS AND IS THE GREATEST SHOOTER IN ONLINE.

  • @zhbvenkhoReload nah halo is stupid. COD4 is the best

  • @jma10241 Poor guy, you don't know what you are talking about, go and play pokemon.

  • lol at least it's not MW3. MW3 is catered to kids who want their kills fed to them. No skill involved, just lag compensation bullshit so good players get screwed over. Its maps are also the shittiest I've ever played in an FPS, prove me wrong MW3 dickriders.

  • @Stev0isnub Lag compensation ruins everyones games. That's your opinion, you can't prove someones opinion is wrong.. lmao.

  • @Stev0isnub Who gives a shit. It's a Call of Duty. There's a new one every year. You know what to expect. If you don't like it, you're not having fun. If you aren't having fun, then chances are that you aren't very good. It's a really great game in my opinion. Also, shitty maps is an opinion. I think they are the most balanced maps CoD has ever seen. I play competitively, so that's very important.