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  • Maybe he should have wagged his finger while denying he did anything. Oh wait a minute! Clinton didn't promise to be a moral leader, so that makes it ok. It must be tough to go through life with blinders on. Bot Rep and Dem have cheaters. Grow up!

  • I'm a kinda perverted babe. . . Watch more now by going to my youtube channel!!

  • "Quote The Bible To His Mistress" LMAO

  • If I were his wife, I'd want my money back.

  • 2:08 - 2:10 LOL

  • If I were his wife I wouldn't want to rip his guts out, I'd rip his d**k off

  • *gag* i just puked a little

  • this guy is too funny!!!!

  • he didn't respect his own wife, the wife that gave him kids, he betrayed her, the one who sleeps and eats with him. He betrayed his own kids, what the fuck makes you think he will be honest to you people? common sense much?

    he is NOT to be trust or would you give your bank account to your wife who is sleeping with your neighbor? think about it.

  • @jopaddy

    i am a democrat, a liberal and i think Clinton did bad too and would never support what he did. You, in the other side, would permit an adult fucking a child's small asshole just because the pedophile is a republikkkan.

    Your values are pretty fucked up man

  • old news! clinton's not in office anymore! save your fake outrage for TODAY'S taxpayers, who need it to be real, so they can bounce this piece of shit Sanford!

  • That moonlight glistening off Monica's ass part is so freakin' funny!

  • I just started crackin up

  • makes me want to punch him in the face....LOL

    that is too funny and i feel the same way about this hipocritical sonofabitch

  • I think it was her gently kisses that did it. Jenny couldn't do it like that. See, he was thinking about his staff....the one that was happy to see Maria.

  • shift KEY is at it again.

  • Can't blame the man, he's human. Person who has no sin, cast the first stone. i, for one, won't be throwing the first stone. Why, even priest do the unthinkable. Human=sex, simple truth.

  • Mark Sanford is quoting the Bible to his mistress? Hello? What about the part that says "Thou shalt not commit adultery," pal? This guy has no integrity whatsoever.

  • That guy broke most of the 10 Commandments on a single trip. lol.

    Impressive.... for a self-righteous, stone throwing Puritan.

    Now, he's redefining lust as love & trying to use it as a cover. That's rich.

  • wow that gov is a a fucking douche !

  • He's in love with what she was doing to him, not in love with her!!! She probably give a good bj and maybe he did her in the ass and now he's like teenager after stealing a first kiss and falling in love head over heals!!!! WTF!!!

    He should be kicked out of office for being an idiot!

  • "The decency to not fall in love." LOL!

    The S.S. Decency sailed a long time ago. (Mark was not on-board) But, I don't think Sanford is convinced of that....He speaks as if he still has access to some twisted moral high ground.

    Before he got caught, he was probably gonna bring back to his wife some rare Appalachian Trail flowers & new bikes for the boys. Now, he needs repair services for his chattered glass house & his injured high horse.

  • OOOOOOOOO...damn. Busted.

  • lol, mark, you know that the bible also condemns divorce?

  • OMG> LOLOOLOL!!!!

  • "Holding Two Magnificent Parts Of Yourself" LOL

  • The decency not to fall in love?

    Come on Cenk.

    The redeeming grace in Sanford's infidelity is that he actually loves this woman. Being on the wronged woman's side before, I'd rather believe that he didn't just roll out and screw anyone. If he had to do this at ALL and God knows I wouldn't want him to do it at all, I'd prefer if there was something substantive there.

  • No, the decency to get out of one relationship before going with another woman.

    1. Be with another woman. 2. Get out of your wife's relationship (by way of your wife kicking you out of your house)

    Is NOT the correct order this is supposed to go. If you love someone more than your wife, you don't just have relationships with both. Especially when saying you're for "family values"

  • Perhaps the emails were meant to be sent to the wife but he clicked the wrong key and the messages got sent to someone else.

  • No, because he talks about 2 magnificent pairs. He probably hasn't seen Mrs. S's pairs in a while. Nice lady, but the mountains of interest are in Argentina.

    Besides, who talks like that to their wife of 20+ years?

  • Reply to this Cenk, I want to know:

    Was the payoff better than a panda outfit?

  • These guys are like human beings trapped in an archaic Republican party platform.

    If my spouse wrote an equivalent email to another dude about can't waiting to kiss & hold his package again & being his soulmate...there is NO recovery; NO hope for reconciliation, when the heart, mind & body belong to another. They are DONE!

    Sanford probably also went down there to visit his love child, Lamont, on Father's Day.

  • The Lamont joke was a little much and a little funny.

    I think women are willing to forgive for the sake of the children, but I didn't get the feeling from Sanford last week that he was ready to stop seeing the other woman.

    He apologized to her during that press conferences.

  • "You're a grown ass man"

    Best line!

  • bill clinton gets cock sucked in the white house and not the first time he cheated on the hag hillary tell me about libbers family values

    oh and let not forget john edwards and his loooooove baby

  • Yeah. Um. Here's the difference, douchebag...

    Clinton and Edwards didn't run on this phony ass "Family Values" thing that seems to get all you self-righteous pricks so erect.

    It's the Hypocrisy, stupid.

  • "Family values" is such a terrible term

  • agreed...when "family values" is only trotted out as a lever for advantage or as a blunt object to harm others.

    Almost no one who wields the term actually believes in it.

  • "Mark Sandford's mind is conservative, though his penis is liberal. And that's part of the problem." Genius. lol these 'family value', gay oppressing republican motherfuckers... Quote was the same thing wrong w/ Sen. Larry Craig. -If I were his wife, i'd reinact that scene from Hannibal: hang him after i'd slit him to where as he falls, his innerds come spilling out.

  • Both situations are equally wrong - and equally funny.

  • lollllll@ "get in, get out!"

  • if this guy was a republican who had an argenetine chick on his nuts i bet cenk would be giving him props lol

  • I think you mean a democrat, Sanford is a republican.

  • yup haha...my baaad

  • hey governor sanford, correct me if I'm wrong but adultery is a sin. typical christian hypocrisy. condemn others with a bullshit rhetoric, then act completely opposite to the same rhetoric. /facepalm

  • so what??maybe he really felt for the girl....do you even remember how beautiful it is?Sometimes it happens to find that special someone when you're married...what should you do?sacrifice youself? isn't that crazy? it's like people they've lost their souls...just let go of the ego and the boundaries ...be free.. liberal/conservative, give me a break! be a human being!

  • People are paying so much attention to this because of the INSANE HYPOCRISY. Family values? Quoting the bible and using it to condemn other people-insane. Using the Bible to justify your infidelity-insane. Don't stand on a soap box preaching family values while your f*cking your mistress, f*cking over your wife, & destroying your family. Just shut up and be an undercover lover or be a man a make the decision to leave your wife and family.

  • FLY HIM BUENOS AIRES

  • Sanford is a right wing family values politician who has, throughout his political career, tried to dictate the definition of a moral American and a proper family, something Bill Clinton never did which makes Sanford, by far, more of a hypocrite and liar than Clinton was ever shown to be. At least BC didn't abandon his post for a little side action. People in the limelight live with public exposure which is why they should hold to a higher standard - everything they do is magnified.

  • Huge hypocrite but is it really necessary to read it out? Ahh well, yes, what the hell!

  • revealing hipocrysy is important.

  • @logoth80:

    Not to mention hilarious!

  • Yet another "family values" Republican hypocrite. He's not worthy to kiss Bill Clinton's hiney.

  • fucking gossip, you are a loser, leave the guy alone.

  • Wow... that's beautiful.... HAHAHA

    Some women love this shit. It's just a guy saying ANYTHING to get into a woman's pants.

  • Absolutely correct. What's funnier is that women fall for it. LOL. Give it up, girls.

  • Cenk who are you to say who has to fall in love with who! what values ur talking about as ur mentioning that cheating is okay if it's without a feelings ! first of all cheating is never okay so don't justtify men plz! that's why in muslim countries men are polygamic so they can take responsabilities and not being a cowards!

  • quoting the bible to you mistress that is a new one

  • Sanford's Monday Agenda:

    1) Apologize to Clinton for being such a total pompous ass about his affair.

    2) Reimburse the state for illegal using state funds to go make a booty call.

    3) Resign.

  • My favorite headline yet "Sanford and Sin" on Rachel Maddow... I was watching the podcast on the subway and literally burst out laughing when I read that, lol

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  • What ticks me off is that he ran off to his lover on FATHERS DAY! What a jerk!

  • I know right! Especially when he's got 4 young kids... Its like telling all of them to go fuck themselves. At least if he went away some other time, he could have told his kids he was away on business or something.

    I think he originally planned on running away with her, and she probably told him to back off its not that serious, lol. He's probably just her sugardaddy, and didn't even know it. He looked truly rattled and heartbroken at his press conference.

  • did you know its a fact that conservatives are better lovers than liberals so can you blame her for falling for a great man l ike sanford

  • Right... conservatives are such GREAT lovers, and have such fabulous sex with their wives, thats why they keep getting busted with liberals, such as gay men and foreigners, lol

  • "remember this sumamabitch..." funny

  • "I see the moonlight glistening offf your ass"! LOL Cenk rules!

  • "get in, get out" ahhaa

  • Love is in the Buenos Aires. I'm gonna try some of Sanford's lines at he club & see how they work for me. If only he wasn't such a hypocrite, this wouldn't be so bad. But, he rides a high horse & throws stones.

  • At least give Sanford credit for not bringing loofahs or falafels to the proceedings. THAT would have made it much worse.

  • Cenk must not be a romantic. That email was BEAUTIFUL. (*sob* more tissues) See, Sanford did in fact go into the mountains and they were spectacular & voluptuous. Be still, my heart. (*fans self*)

    The fault lies within our stars. His spirit was willing, but that hot Latin ass was just too MUCH.

  • I feel bad for his wife, he should resign. No question.

  • No, you're schmoopy.

  • You have to laugh at some of the Republicans now...you just can't stop.

    When Starr's report came out some GOPers were yelling that his report would only be 5-10% on sex - it was ALL ABOUT A SEX!

    And all the while some GOPers were laughing as Rush called Chelsa the White House "dog", & McCain claimed Chelsea was so ugly Janet Reno must have been her father - ha, ha, ha, oh ha-ha-ha!

    And now some GOPers wanna get on a high horse & be so protective of the Sanford family.

  • I think physical affairs are forgivable but if you're writing shit like this, then you're a douche. UNFORGIVABLE

  • in all fairness, it sounds like sanford is truly in love with that woman. he owes his wife a lot more than this shit. he should have gotten a divorce 1st. but these things are always messy.

    douchebaggery? sure. but is it sincere? i actually think so.

  • When David Vitter had to explain his love of prostitutes, he dragged his wife out with him -- how embarrassing for her.

    When Larry Craig had to explain his love of gays, he dragged his wife out with him -- how embarrassing for her.

    When Mark Sanford had to explain stealing state money to see his mistress - his wife was nowhere in sight. She'd already kicked his sorry ass to the curb!

  • The man deserves to be smeared and destroyed

  • Sanford smeared and destroyed himself.

    Don't you know "smear" means untrue?

    RU saying Mark Sanford DIDN'T have and affair, or write those emails?

  • What're you retarded? That stupid son of a bitch worked his whole life to make it so some Americans cant marry. And he fucking ran on all that family values, jesus loving bullshit, and the prick had the nerve to quote wedding Bible bullshit to his mistress. I dont know what country your from, but why dont you mind your own fucking business if your going to just assume all Americans are the same, moron.

  • That was to

    xxdonaldqxx

  • You are a wonderful example of the braindead sheeplike american.First they crush and destroy the accused. Later they crush and destroy the accusers.

  • Count yourself at the head of that list.

  • clinton Edwards are both church goers looser dangst or is it just a front looking good for the cameras

    DEMS just whore themselves on election day

  • Will you explain to me why I would count myself at the head of that list?

  • The smear is in overdrive zzzzzzzzzzoooooooooommmmmmmmm!­!!!

  • Cenk fuck!!!!!!! Wait til you've been married as long as he has.All you fux are hypocrits.Ana I love you but you are a chick,ok.STFU!!!!! I would'nt cheat on you though:-)))

  • as a new yorker i'm extremely disappointed that south carolina managed to outdo us in juicy governor extramarital salaciousness. on the flip side, y'all don't hold a candle to jersey. suck on that, bitches.

  • Cenk wants to punch him in the face.... I am sure she wants to kick him in the balls.... I feel sorry for his kids who have to live through this crap in public

  • "Get in, get out"

    LOL.

  • makes me wanna kick him in the ballz

    shit his wife must be pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "Quote The Bible To His Mistress" LOL

  • He needs to pack his bags and move to Argentina. If all those emotions are true, then go to your hearts desire dude. Get on with your life and your new wife in Argentina.

  • Even though I'm a liberal; in these situations, I support torture.

  • Sanford broke the law by using state funds to get a li'l nookie out of the country - he should be gone by Monday & let's hope he is!

  • that was good,i might use that myself

  • ya they really didn't have to put what the emails said ... its enough pain for the family nevermind what the emails say.... i think his wife has the right to know what it says but what the email said shouldnt be blown up to the public

  • OF COURSE IT SHOULD

    They Only Embarass him.

    He and the republican party need to stop the horrible civil rights violation of Homosexual americans and this is a great way to open up the conversation of government and their involvement in bedroom behavior

  • no i mean it should be known about what happened but the email is really private and none of our business..... if ur sticking up for gay rights u should really be sticking up for privacy

  • lolz affair of the dick

  • argentinian woman..

    0:07, 3:00, 4:20, 4:40

    Would it be less disgusting if the mistress was from the US?

    Racism comes in thousand different faces.

  • It wasnt racism. The bastard missed fathers day to get pussy from a woman in Argentina after the fact he lied and said he was hiking in the mountain. He could've been with anybody it would still make him wrong no matter what race

  • CENK I LOVE YOU MAN! I needed you tell this to my ex-husband. HA!

  • His Personal Life doesn't go into Political life idk why Clinton was gonna get impeached for having sex with that woman cheating on clinton i mean its very untrustful between bill and hilary but i mean bill shouldn't be impeached for it he was a good president i thought so...

  • It wasn't the affair itself, it was the fact that he lied under oath about it, which is perjury, and thus against the law.

  • Yes but why should a great president be impeached for being fallen over oath for being perverted i mean many people are so many say that...

  • I agree 100%... how petty is it to impeach the supposed most powerful man in the world because of some silly cheating. You want to disrupt the power, the leader of the US just because he got a fucking blowjob.

  • 1:33! So you see?!!! It wasn't JUST Bush who can look into someone's eyes and see their soul! Hahaha!!! It's a kindof religious "Special Power" right?! Great week for news, I swear! :D

  • 'first of all you cheesy mother f-er" CENK! lmfao! u crack me up X'D

  • Quoting the Bible to his adulterous lover? Sweet Jesus! I'm surprised he hasn't been incinerated by lightning!

  • Thats conservatives for you... total hypocrites who don't even give a fuck. I doubt they even care about morals... it just gets them attention and popularity from the moron religious right.

  • Notices you do see the typical neo-con pricks rushing to Sanford defense and saying he's just like Clinton. TYT broke it down quite well!!

  • this Gov. is a faggot who write poems? gayass i would have sraight out said i like ur boobies and love that pussy hhmm mm M!

  • 7:43 = pure win

  • lmmfao, i know!!

  • I think most wives and most women would agree with Ana.

  • Someone is going to hell.

  • Yea and its you....

  • ....  :(

  • Affairs are between that person and their family. I don't judge person for things like infidelity; as I said that's personal. If your infidelity effects your ability to do your job then I have an issue. Other than that you cheating on your wife is not a "character trait" nor does it mean if you cheat on your wife that you'd push the button on the nukes just for shits and giggles. Yet some make infidelity out to be some major character flaw. It doesn't begin to be.

  • Well, if you think about it logicaly, his adultery does have an effect on his job. He was against Clinton for lieing and so on. Now he is in the same position, a position that he was quoted to detest in others. Such hypocrisy makes one question the persons actions. If he really didn't believe what he was preaching, why did he say it? For simple politics? For political ambition? Both point to a person unfit to lead.

  • I disagree for the same reasons I disagreed with the GOP for going after Clinton. Like John Stewart said; the guy dealt with his fraile humanity and did what some guys do namely cheat on their wives....Cheating on his wife is a personal matter not a professional one. Using tax payer money to be with his mistress and lieing several times to his staff to cover it up is a professional issue. He is worthy of being fired for the latter not the former. Noone is fit to lead.

  • I look at it like if his wife can't trust what he's saying, how can I? I agree with you when it comes to everyday people, but I need to be able to know what my politicians are saying is the truth. I couldn't help but wonder what else he's comfortable lying about, you know?

  • I understand but I think you are taking it too deep. Everyone is comfortable about lieing about something. Everyone. Politicians lie all the time. I'm not so naive as to take politicians at their word. Ever. Thing is so many people cheat; men and women. I've heard every excuse/reason for men and women who cheat. "i wasn't happy," "we just grew apart," "i made a mistake." I just don't see intimate relationships regarding infidelity as a test for securing my trust. It's simply a human frailty.

  • And I have to disagree with this being so much worst then what Clinton did. It's on the same level as far as I'm concerned. Not saying that he should have been kicked out of office...nor should this guy.....but damn....neither of them are takin' any prizes for being upstanding fellas in their personal lives.

  • Man...makes me want to meet Maria! She got him good!

    Hook, line, and sinker!!!

  • SOULMATE MY ASS!!!

    lol.

    :)

  • wtf is wrong with this guy?!...go through ALL this trouble to cheat....yammer on and on about how much he adores this women...why not...oh....I dunno...get a fucking divorce? The man is a selfish sonofabitch...Anyone that cheats instead of mannin' up and approaching their spouse like an adult...they are selfish pricks. If you want to fuck someone else while you are married...don't stay married! gawd...not that hard. Better then getting caught with yer pants down lookin' like a fool.

  • personally I think the problem is that "family" and "family values" are so based on the pairbonding system... Why can't he simply love two women, value two women and desire a family with both?

  • so when's he going to rehab?

  • "Moonlight glistening off your ass"

    ROFL

  • aw cenk don't be mean. :-)

  • Quoting the BIBLE - to your MISTRESS?? Damn Mark.

  • Sure he lied, cheated, left his state in disarray, panicked his family and friends and ultimately betrayed the woman who was supposed to be most dear to him, but hey, at least he's not GAY!

  • Jobs and factories where the first to be outsource. Next corporation hq's...now we got a politicians outsourcing his gf.

    Can we say...Sanford is anti-American?

    (adjust your sarcasm meter)

  • so bill get blow job in he is evil but his affair was one of there hurt puke and punch him in the nuts with a hammer he is far worst mister family values hahaahah

  • BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA affair of the DICK!!!! BOOYAA!

  • ...huh! The first one was stolen also.

  • So your Blameing his sex with little boys on Israel. Thats like Blameing Bushes depression on Clinton

  • Well, Republicans find a way anyway. No matter how full of holes and superfluous the "logic" is. Hell, they still blame Carter for our problems and still try to rewrite history to claim FDR was a lame duck.

  • Well after the Governor resigns or is kicked out of office, he might be able to start a new career as a third rate, cheesy romance writing hack whose books can be found in the "half off" section of Walmart! :)

  • Harlequin Romance will be calling him up soon...

  • I wonder if his wife knew he was capable of expressing himself as such. QUITE the surprise if she didn't.

  • If he'd used those lines on his wife, he wouldn't have had to go to Argentina to get laid...

  • if you dont get it, the other girl is like 20x hotter than hes wife.. have u seen her?

  • How does she look NE-way??

  • True. I feel sad for his family. Espically those boys.

  • at least she got her stimulus package.

  • Now that's very funny.

  • So you're trying to assert that the right wing republican party, CHOSE the left wing Bush to represent them?

    Is that about right?

  • Another holier than thou, hypocritical ,rescumlican douche-bag !  No doubt, he'll get a standing O from his fellow clowns.

  • For a crowd that cry foul about Hollywood...they sure do provide us alot of drama. Diapers,hookers or in bathrooms...nothing impossible to mange with these people.

  • Well I'll have to disagree that retired players can't hold trophies, but that's not entirely important.

    Here's an easy test to determine if somebody is " Rightwing "

    Watch Fox news / Listen to Rush Limbaugh, look for criticism of said person. If Fox and Rush constantly criticize every thing they do, such as eating a hamburger with mustard instead of ketchup, then said person isn't right wing.

    Now if Fox/Rush constantly defend said person, then there's a fair chance they are right wing

  • This is a great segment, TYT!

    I agree with all the commentary.

  • i've seen a pic of his wife, jenny--she's rough looking, so i can't blame him

  • 2:07 is the best thing ever

  • Michael Jackson didn't like Israel's occupation of Palestine and spoke out about it frequently

  • He was first inline to Impeach Clinton, so throw his ass out.

  • Good atleast he wont be showing little boys how to ( beat It )

  • And this is the guy who rails against gay marriage and protecting the "sanctity" of traditional family values? Got irony?

  • Again I said the % that are hypocrites. Both sides have hypocrites but your side has more.

    And if you want to talk about stabbing people in the back all I have to say is one word. " Bush "

  • I kinda feel sorry for the guy... but at the same time I think he's a fucking asshole for what he did to Bill. I'll never forgive anyone who gave Bill Clinton shit back in 1998 for his affair. With this guy, it's even worse, because not only did he patronize Clinton, he did the same thing as he did. Clinton NEVER gave people shit about their private lives. NEVER. Even before all of his affairs came out, he had the decency to mind his own business.

  • sweeeeet, sweeeet, delicious irony....

  • Those emails are so hot i was thinking: Man! only a democrat can write something like that; i am a liberal and this is what we do. With that being said, republicans are the biggest hypocrites in the fucking universe hand down.

  • Hey, my parents didn't vote for Bush, not once... so don't blame me and my family.

  • I'm American and I guarantee I've never committed a war crime. In fact they never even asked me if they should go to war? Can you believe that?