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  • My wife is Slovakian...Such a nice people

  • Slovaks are one of the nicest people I ever met! I live in Bratislava for 2years and apart from minor pocket theft or car scratches you won't get the shit you get in other capital cities like guns, terrorism, streefights, drugs, prostitutes and so on. GO SLOVAKIA!

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  • I just found why some ppl like this video. Slovaks find it amusing :)

  • lol, thats would be nice storyline for criminal movie, but its far from reality.

    Not speaking about the bullsh*t translation of people appearing in the shot...

  • I am Slovak, around halfway through when they are translating for the Slovak hardly anything the translator says is what the Slovak actually said. Bullshit lies and propaganda.

  • Who is the most famous slovak car thief?

  • @papaszem44 Mečiar

  • You motherf....r, what about criminality in British??? You abusing Slovakian people but you are a LOT LOT worst. Stolen cars,drugs everything same as every else!!! If you dont like slovak people live them alone and don't mess idiot

  • to je trapne :D ...jasne pridte tu hned vas BANGneme :D spztky kolesa penazenky sperky zivoty BUAHAHAHAHA....SLOOOOVEEEENSKO­­OOOO 4 life vy KoKotkoviA

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  • I think everyone on here is pleased to see the very foolish & abusive comments made by 'GermanAuthority' has been terminated due to multiple or severe violations of Youtube's community guidelines.

    DO TOHO SLOVENSKO !!! :-))))

  • @GermanAuthority

    Just because I work in Slovakia doesn't mean I earn poor money GermanAuthority. I'm the Managing Executive of one of the largest foreign investment companies in the country!

    Perhaps you should think before opening you large arrogant mouth you pompous Kraut idiot.

  • @GermanAuthority LOL?! i see that you are another chauvinist fool. Your historical and geographical knowledge are very poor kiddo

  • @GermanAuthority you should study geography

  • @GermanAuthority If u didn't notice the first interview with the driver was in german, rest of the stuff was just completely made up, probably some angry german car owner like yourself got his car stolen...

  • Very poor propaganda video. Slovak is my first language. The interview with the deputy from the ministry of interior is just made up as couple of other interviews in this video. Plus if you follow the camera in this shitty video it really is like if there was a 3rd world in Bratislava... OMG. I've been to so many countries and after all the things I've seen I am always glad to be back home.

  • translation is not correct

  • hey journeymanpictures!! just don't make us fool you twat. I was born in Slovakia and Slovak language is still my native one although I'm living in the UK for more than 10 years. Those Slovakian guys who appeared in your video are talking about something totally different than you tried to tell us with your translation. It's just fucked up! This very poor propaganda video aimed against Slovakia as a country! Yes,there are numbers of stolen cars annually as there are in any other country,so what?

  • I am a Slovakian living in the USA. This happens everywhere, it's not that much different here in the inner cites in the USA.

    The Russian Mob & outsider Mafia is the majority of the problem. That being said the corruption amongst police officers needs to be dealt with quickly & severely. That's just common sense. If a civilian can't trust the police who the hell CAN you trust!?

  • Iam from south america and i have scare the contries of eastern europe, may be for movies like hostal! jajajaj but i am sure there are very good people.

  • @pinochodelvalle Easter Europe??! LOL :D We are central Europe you genius! And Hostel were filmed in Czech Rep. ... Anyway,thats all only stupid propaganda! Tourists that visited our country are always nicely surprised

  • @WhiteSVK88 Man, iam far away from slovakia i think it was part of Easter Europe. The propaganda is bad for all the countries, the american movies show latin american people like indians with no civilization and moral jajajajaj. Here in colombia i know people of slovakia and is good people.

  • @pinochodelvalle But we AINT FUCKING EATERN EUROPE!!! :D We are central Europe.Slovakia is also known as heart of Europe

  • @WhiteSVK88 Ok is good to know that!! Thanks!

  • transaltion is major fucked up in this.. the guy is saying 'their is no such problem' and the translator is saying 'their is massive problem'

  • auto mafia operates worldwide not only in Slovakia, the current legislation is perhaps the strictest in all unions, not excluding the application process to register vehicles. Slovakia has still only made great strides in this direction.

  • I want to send you best regards from Bratislava. Socialism was not good for our countries. Life wasn´t so bad but our human and civil rights were almost destroyed and some people were persecuted, arrested even kiled. We want to build capitalism so much, but our heads still think in a socialist way. So we have bad politicians, mafia, thieves, laws and so on.

    We need clever and educated people to lead us. But they are still quiet and weak.

    

  • jaj picoviny.hey madar hun ^god damn you fucken gypsy

  • I read in papers that corruption in the Slovak police is very low now. This is good because I am moving there soon.

  • Never seen a bigger crap than this in my life. The English speaking man in the background is talking an absolute rubbish and a translation is far from what is being said in Slovak or German. Whoever did the translation, had an interest on describing the Bratislava as a dangerous city with corrupted police and mafia members waiting behind every corner for innocent foreign turists to park their car so it could be stolen in few moments.

  • @Bloodybeast84 exactly,i kept listenint for a while a can say that he si talking about car tax and translator about mafia is coming from east...!!!!!

    what a crap.fuck this video

  • Such a poor adn crappy video. Gosh

  • One of the most stupidest videos on here ... Whoever made this "fascinating" translation into English WAS/IS certainly corrupt!

    As for steeling cars, maaan, it happens everywhere!

    Now we want to see a video from this amazing translator about lets say the UK... wonna be funny to see the prove those things happen over there too, not only in "East" Europe?

  • a lot of bullcrap, the translation to english is NOT correct. At about 3:00 hte guys is not saying what the english voice is translating whatsoever. OMG!!

  • its almost socially acceptable?? WTF??

  • its almost socially acceptable?? WTF??

  • navrhujem aby sme zacali toto video reportovat pretoze su v nom lzi (ten preklad je uplne od veci)

  • @Samo762 Ja som to nahlásil, je tam volba pod spamom. Odhliadnuc od toho ci to je pravda alebo nie, ten preklad nie je spravny, tym padom je zavadzajuci

  • 3:00 what the fuck? they are only translating like 1/4 of what he actually said

  • fake

  • Haha at 1:20 He says from no where else in Slovenian Capital! this guy is a joke

  • Ahh the good old boys from Bratislava are at it again...(lol)....seriously...t­hough.....if the cops are involved...then.....what can you do...(lol)?

  • @hotandspicy666 please dont trust this shit. car thefts do happen in slovakia. we have a lot of problems with mafia. all of thats correct but these guys only pick up on whats good for them to make a "shocking discovery" and a story people want to read i am slovak and the translation is ridiculous no serious media does that

  • journeymanpictures is a pro-Zionism Jewish extreme facist organization which promotes the ''superior jewish race''. Don't watch their shit, please.

  • Slovakia is a constitutional anarchy where there's one policeman on 3000 people and morals vanished. So... that says everything... :-)

  • @michalthelion this video is a nonsense mate so please stop being so parochial, have you ever actually been there??

  • @qwerty8781 :-) this video is not a nonsense, mate... I was born in Bratislava, and I have to admit that somehow I was also growing up there... Bratislava should get independent from Slovakia, that's my opinion. :-)

  • WTF - the people are saying something completely different that the english speaking man is "translating". It's all made up story..

  • This is ridiculous, they made Slovakia look like Albania!!! I´ve lived there for quite a long time and I must say this video is an outrage!!!

  • WHAT IS THIS? THIS IS BULL SHIT!!!

    Translation is just not true !!! Thanks for making Slovak people look like criminals.

    Also Slovakia is a beautifull country. You filmed only the ugliest streets and places of Bratislava and really dramaticaly in winter when everything looks 100x worse than it realy is.

    By the way novy cas ( daily newsletter ) is a stupid bulvar. they only writes about stupid stuff like naked pictures of local publicaly known people..

  • The translation is a total shit !

  • How does the translation differ from what's actually being said?

  • @TheDudeYouHateToMeet best example is at around 2:50 where some official spokesman takes place as i understand him the best - he says we are aware of increase of carthefts but it goes hand in hand with development of motorization, then he says that police are making precautions, and that lot of the stolen cars are being sold abroud or at some local wreckyards for spareparts - does not mention any mafia, nor russians, ukrainians or what so ever :) and it goes like that all over the report

  • Hostel :P

  • :D Shit happens... Co jinyho mu na to rict.

  • This reminds me of the Philadelphia Parking Authority

  • lol :D

  • na toll ohne die übersetzung hätte mann es noch verstanden

  • Lol the translation is fale .... i cant belive it. this is not jurnalism its jut FAKE

    that slovaks say absolutly different things that they translated

  • toto sa deje vsade a nie len na slovensku

  • narrator is unintelligible

  • @TheSwaer

    A vies komu som to pisal ked si taky mudrlant? Nenadavaj druhym ale tes sa s futbalu :)

  • The guy narrating this has the worst broadcasting voice in history - I hope this was some student project and not a professional programme that was actually screened on TV. What a mumbler!

  • Just look at the date, this is almost 8 years ago ! No such thing exist today in Slovakia in fact Germany is the country where most of the cars get stolen in Europe and most of this cars go to the Balkan or Russfed-Muslim countrys.

  • WHO ?? us stoling our cars, hm?

  • yeah and slovakia and ukraina buy cars from my country MAFIA haha ;D

  • this is totaly off the hook, maybe this was reality just after the split up of Czechoslovakia, the problem is that the Prime Minister at that time "Meciar" was heavily involved with the Mafia, which was very sad for the development of the country

  • Btw it is not Slovenia, but Slovakia.....................H­e keeps mentioning Slovenia..

  • I am Hungarian. I have been to Slovakia several times.

    Slovaks are nice people. Greetings from Hungary!

    God bless Slovakia and Hungary!

  • @riderfreee

     I am Polish and I'm proud of good Neighbors. thumbs Up

  • @madeinprl78 hehe :) i like poland great ppls :)

  • @riderfreee Man, your words are exactly how our nations live togeher. Only stupid politics, extremists and mafia make problems. Honest poeple live together peacefully.

    So good luck and god bless you too.

  • @riderfreee xD

  • @riderfreee generalising... for how long have you been to Slovakia? two days??? D'you know the situation of justice in Slovakia? Have you ever been told about particular judicial cases sorted out in Slovakia? Do you know the case of Hedviga Malinova Zakova? Have you read about "professor" Labas, expert that wrote his bullshit non-sense analyses to this case? That's only one case at the beginning of my opinion. Otherwise, hundreds of millions of public euros just disappeared not only cars...

  • Szia,

    You are right man!

    I love Hungaria!

  • skurevený pojebaný americania,skurevený pojebaný madary,skurevený pojebaný cigani,chodte vsetci do pice

  • Skurevený pojebaný Američania,skurevený pojebaný Maďary,skurevený pojebaný cigáni,chojte do picče všetci

  • .Slovakia is non-existent country

  • @palatroopers

    I'm from Hungary, but I think Palat you're an idiot. . Slovakia is a beautiful country with a good economy, I think you are envy of it. Pls shup ot, fuckin' nationalist!

  • @usespanner1 yes of course beautiful place and good economy but stupid leaders and retarded people this is slovakie!!!!

  • @palatroopers

    There're a lot of retarded and aggressive people here too...Lot of people hate the Jewish community for example and Gyurcsány Ferenc was also a bad leader...

    not ALL of the Slovakian people are so bad, just a minority of the population....

  • Im not some huge patriot but this "documentary" is a joke to serious journalism. It portrays slovakia like some soviet style country where hungry wolves roam the streets and theres nothing to do but steal....

  • best advice for make documentary against slovakia:

    - go shoot at winter - it is more eastern looking..

    - take pictrures of policeman and some angry dogs..

    - lie, lie , lie

  • WTF? The translations are totally incorrect! In fact some translation are completely the other way around!

    Congratulations on misleading everyone.

  • preklad je iny ako original

  • this translation is totaly different!!!! debili

  • WTF? the translation of the interviews are totaly different from stuff that he talk for real

  • This whole country is one big joke!

  • @thecontinental11 you are joke !!

  • @thecontinental11

    Moron! First, learn the language and listen to what people in this video are actually saying! The translation is totally wrong.

    Second, who are you to judge a country?! Only a big loser. Every country has its good and bad things going on. I bet you have criminal organisations in your country too.

    Keep this kind of crap to yourself next time, will ya!

  • @durigr ...I am British but have lived and worked in Slovakia for the past 14 years. This is the most incorrect and embarssingly misleading peice of journalism that I have seen.

    Journeyman Pictures must have hired a deaf and blind cigan (gypsy) to do the translation because I can tell you it is almost completely incorrect !!!

    Sure Slovakia has had it's share of problems, like all countries but I can tell you that it is more peaceful and stable than most other European nations.

  • hahahaa ani piču nerozumieť mas pravdu FUCK kokoti

  • ten jazyk taky druhy taky a picu rozumiem :D  fuck

  • that interview from 3:00 is translated as total lie....fucking idiot made this video....slovakia was the first in the world in raising economy in 2007-2008

  • that was 2002!!!! 8 Years ago... im Slovak which speaks german und english....in these last 8 Years in Slovakia changend a LOT!!!! And i would like to see which idiot made this translation its fucked up......journeymanpictures should hire new translators.....

  • yeah right because you are assembling Audi Q7, that means it changed alot? The money can't be refused!

  • the whole economy changed in the last 8 years or do you think they get the euro for the corruption and criminality? in the city i live in slovakia they build a samsung lcd factory...a half year later sony built a lcd factory and his europe headquarter center for logistic....theres so much work there that the people are comming von romania or ukraine to work there..in 2002 the average earnings was maybe 250€ and it is 700€ wich is not a lot but in this period a big increase

  • whos that idiot who translates?? the comentator is 60 percent lying!!! looser!

  • :D:D:D:D buuuuuuullshit...

  • Leavana

    you know NOTHIN bout slovakia! SLOTA is NOT our national hero its just bullshit

  • Co si z jahody spadol? :D Slovensko aj Hotel Kyjev poznam dobre zlatino a ver tomu ze 10 aut denne sa odtial urcite nekradlo :D A Slota je hamba nasho naroda

  • Lol, Slota is our national comedian - we all laugh at his speeches :)

  • wrong translation in 4:10 :D rly nice reportage againts Slovakia.

  • This is a very good example of a very very bad reportage :D But also very funny. Dont even want to coment that Slovakia and Slovenia are 2 different countries!!! And the funniest information was that from hotel Kyje are yearly stolen over 3000 cars. So every day around 10 cars ? :D I would like to know who was the journalist :D:D:D, must be a very inteligent man/woman ;)

  • :D:D:D:D:D at 2:57 wrong translation

  • I'm slovak n' speak german, so I understand what ppl there say and the translation is just made up.... wtf Yes, there is huge coruption in slovakia, but it's only corporations and goverment, us normal folks are just like everybody else

  • This is true. Slovakia has many criminals. Even their national hero Ján Slota is a former car thief.

  • @ss90ss444

    I`m form Slovakia and he is not a hero, he is bullshit

  • this is really bullshit ... who makes this shit know big shit and never been there.

  • They also confused themselves with "Slovenian" and "Slovak(ian)".

  • Bit of exaggeration here and there. Anyway, it's clear this is from (early?) 90's, thing's gotten better.

  • and Amerikana girl are ugly and fat xD

  • In this video they said the Slowvaks don't really care about car thefts and that it happens all the time.

  • wtf, i never heard biger bullshit like this. The translation is totaly diferent as the reality

  • im from bratislava, and this is bullshit....

  • jeb sa na nich...my si tu budeme žiť svoj kľudný život a oni nech si vymýšľajú...

  • this is real bullshit. Translation completely f**ked up.. Who made this knows big shit about Slovakia. maybe he/she should not smoke weed that much anymore...

  • this video is so far from reality and truth as it can be... its a BUNCH OF LIES!

  • tak na slovensku sa kradne a bude sa kradnut, dokonca neni problem u par jedincoch obist elektronicky zabezpecovaci system u bmw x6 pripadne noveho mercedesu triedy s....sranda..vzdy sa najdu nejake zahadne skrinky za par tisic eur, s ktorymi si zarobia tyyyto ganstri miliony

  • it happens sometimes....:D but ssk girls are most beautiful

  • niekomu asi jebe

  • Ján Slota(slovakian's national hero) the largest car thief in Slovakia, he has big practice in the delinquency. He stole many cars in Vienna when he was young.

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  • wtf? co trepes picoviny madar

  • the english voiceover guy didn't say anything near meaning what the slovak official said in that video.

  • Hahaha,

    I thought it would be about

    the Grand Theft Auto Affair of Ján Slota

    back in the seventies...

  • ..we have hostels in our country and we kill people there:-))

  • Unbelievabe!!!

    Do you know what I waiting what will be next?

    Next video uploaded or made by you wil be situation when you will go to area Lunik IX (Košice), than film material and show to the world - LOOK THIS IS BRATISLAVA THE CAPITAL OF SLOVAKIA. Jesus, what kind of human you must be if you are able systematically jerk shits on our (slovaks) heads. Think about it jurk.

  • Translation totally wrong, slovakia is the best, just don't go there with an license platefrom an west-european car cuz yea, you will get robbed. OWN FAULT

  • Slovakia car theft is less intensive than in some other EU contries.

    E.g. in Sweden 38 000 cars are stolen pre year (compared to 5000 in Slovakia), in Italy over 200 000, in Spain 118 000. Even when taking population count in consideration, the situation in Slovakia is better than most of the EU...

  • how many slovaks have a car though and also sweden pop. 12 million slovak 5 million, just to help put those into context.

  • According to official statistics in Slovakia there are 3,83 persons per registered car (in 2007), so it means 1.43 mil cars per 5.5 mil people.

    In Sweden wit population 9.3 mil (according to 2009 census found on wiki) there are 2.2 persons per car meaning 4.2 mil cars.

    So the adequate number for car theft should be swedish 14 000 for slovak 5000, so it means that swedish crime rate is actually twice as high when taking number of registered cars into account.

  • Slovenian capital??? :D

    And yes we put Hotel Kyjev to make good eastern block atmosphre :))

    Yea lets make them look like dirty, hopless and full of thieves country....And translation ROFL totaly incorrect..well thank you for lying and making wrong impresson about Slovakia...

    PEACE

  • i've always wondered what it's like in eastern europe

  • well, not like this at all.... ask my american family, they love slovakia and come to visit every year

  • ROFL noone from Slovak ppl was correctly translated :D

  • you are Homosexual from Latvia and you are dislektic as well but i hav nothing against you , peace.

  • ty si chuj

  • hun=one big field.. :D nothink more

  • idiot....

  • you are funny, you Mongolian horse

  • kkt madarsky za Dunaj !!!

  • WTF??? TRANSLATION IS ABSLOUT BULLSHIT !!! man who made this video is real pussy! i m slovak and people in this video are talking about totally different things like is he sayng. shame on u bastard!!!

  • dead hun ,good hun :D

  • I was living in Kassa and they stole my car two time.....

  • Kassa ? you mean kosice

  • it is a Hungarian city therefore it is Kassa

  • KOSICE IS SO NOT HUNGARIAN MATE ! u better off stay where you are

  • @tejahaz . Debil !!! ha ha.

  • no one stole your car, you just forgot where you parked it

  • seriously this guy who made this video translate is an english racist the translation is not objective! and indifetrent from what the people really saying i speak 5 lang. and understand austrian german lang english and slovak as well! im french the thing is most of the criminal activity is in england dont u thing? an u schould learn more about the hystory of europe! to know diference betven chiling and mark! man u r mistake of the nature! xD more than stupid! i can cal it english australian :)))

  • It's not bratyiszlava!!!

    It is POZSONY!!!!!!

  • Apát faszát pozsony Chod cucat mame cecok a otcovy hrat na "flautu"...it is BRATISLAVA..... Slovensko Slovakom..!!!! Hungary is Slovakia country .. Hungarians are thieves..!!!

  • Hehe...funny idiot slotak...

  • @tejahaz . Madyar debil......Hungarian idiot... FUCK OFF, your stupid empire died a long time ago.

  • ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ Greetings from Bratislava! ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐

  • this video is really bullshit

  • WTF?? the one guy was talking about what kind of cars he gets like an Audi A4 and stuff..im slovak so i know hes talking about, a and i know the guy in person, i work with him...

  • wtf? thats not translation that just some bullshit made out....that guy was saying something totally different...