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  • Mr. Mason have done it again. Amazing!!! :)

  • i think you ruined this a bit to be honest. you should of made it a bitmodern but kept it calmand sweet like a childrens poem (which it is)

  • I was expecting something funny, but this is actually quite nice...

  • Not one of his best, should have included that kid who said their dad looked at vaginas all day! lol

  • Hey mate I'm a global DJ and I love your stuff maybe we could work together sometime I'm from the uk god knows were your from but deffo make a mean track and get it on the shelves in the shops lol

  • My bedtime song.

  • #'if yeou w'y'ere a b'y'erd#

  • California?

  • I watch this everyday for my daily Swede fix! love it!!

  • Back again for my daily Like

  • Way better than anything schmoyoho has ever made!

  • 2:43 shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 2:42 scared the living shit out of me

  • PUIPOKOGIOA

  • dope

  • Cannot stop watching this video.

  • This is an amazing track with great video editing as well.

  • I didn't know that Arnie can rap. XD

  • Koleś jest zajebisty

  • someone send this to arnold schwarzenegger

  • Can you just answer me once PLEASE???????

  • I've listened to this SO MANY times that the lyrics randomly start looping in my head, which is great since I'm in a very transitional and unplanned part of my life. Having these lyrics randomly visit me has actually made me feel more content & meditative. Love it. Thanks for the best earworm ever.

  • aaawww he says boo bells that's cute :) oh and btw this is epic!

  • This isn't funny. It's just brilliant

  • In 200 years Mason will be remembered as this times Mozart, and internet archeologists will find many of his old works hidden in the ruins of Youtube to be enjoyed by the cultured of the future.

  • If you were a bird then let's get high

    you'd dream of the wind when the wind came by

    you'd say to the wind that took you away

    that's where I wanted to go today

    where I'm going? I don't quite know

    what does it matter where people go?

    Down in the wood where the blue bells grow

    anywhere, anywhere I don't know

  • Beautiful!!!!

  • Spring Morning by A.A. Milne

    ...If you were a bird, and lived on high,

    You'd lean on the wind when the wind came by,

    You'd say to the wind when it took you away:

    "That's where I wanted to go today!"

    Where am I going? I don't quite know.

    What does it matter where people go?

    Down to the wood where the blue–bells grow —

    Anywhere, anywhere. I don't know.

  • Wow! This was great! Swede, u truly are an amazing artist!

  • I love this poem, and this rendition is outright otherworldly.

  • When I listen to this, I think of the future and space travel and technology.

  • Это охуенно...

  • Mason, you are my hero

  • @FA1LTAGE so's ur mums fanny

  • @FA1LTAGE That reason would be the coverage rudetube provided. This is a far better piece than the buttery biscuit base imo, despite being funnier. Haunting, well made, just epic.

  • Trippy

  • Fuck what fa1ltarge says this is brilliant!

  • Thank you for making this masterpiece!

  • Pleaaaaase respond, you are my celebrity!!!! It would be like meeting the queen

  • this shit is trippy as fuck yo

  • 3:03 is the best part of this video

  • instrumental please?

    

  • @brobocops Arnold's voice *is* an instrument, my friend.

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  • WTF ONLY 1,909 LIKES?!?!? damn you communists..

  • You try and do something and a Terminator will do it 10 times better :(

  • The worst yet and very poor compared to the last one

  • Genius, you're moving away from funny to good music, its really good man!

  • ЯЗЗЗЗЬЬЬЬ!!!!!

  • Pure genius!

  • Perfect!

  • This is awesome Swede. Awesome.

  • this made my weekend.

  • хуй

    

  • this needs more views

  • If you were a tumor

    on my face I'd frown

    To yell at you "Put those cookies down"

    To John Connor the cyborg would say

    "Trust me I'll be back some day"

    Where am I going? I don't quite know

    What does it matter where cyborgs go?

    Down in the valley of fallout snow

    Anywhere, anywhere, fuck you asshole.

    -Arnold

  • @vjm3 Great effort there, guy :D

  • @vjm3 That is possibly the best comment I have read since YouTube began.... PMSL nice one!!!!

  • @BucketMachine Like if you can articulate a sentence

  • @codbandito I think you missed the joke, dude. Look up a video titled: "The Poptart Tragedy"

  • @BucketMachine Like this if you cry every time*. That's proper English.

  • @spartanwarrior46 You have no sense of humour. That's pretty obvious.

  • @BucketMachine Like this if you can use proper grammar.

  • backing music too loud over the vocal. other than that..its awesome :D

  • wow Arnold is talented!!

  • iz that a ferret?

  • 25 poeple aren't a bird that lives on high...

  • this is strangely beautiful! XD

    

  • Put that cookie up yours, with coffee and croissants,and I'll spare

    you the madness of getting in the back of the van where Todd died from

    not putting the lotion in the basket, cause he was a dickhead that

    goes WEEP after he got the sucka by squashing the thingy whilst Jeremy

    Clarkson beatboxed until he tired my old grandad out; who wouldn't give me

    back my son until Madely mashed; because we are going to die, from submitting

    to the mason's charming buttery biscuit base, leaning on the wind

  • MAKING ME SHIVER, SO GOOD.

  • At first I thought it was funny, but now this has actually stuck in my head. I can't look away.. I gotta get my fix... damn you swedemason, TEH MUSIC ARE DRUGS

  • this has better lyrics than any musician of the last 2 years haha.

    this shit is deep

  • Original video?

  • @videopigable That's not really a question

  • @cupchange Well, what is the original video called?

  • @videopigable Do you mean the film that it's from? It's Kindergarten Cop

  • bennett gave you inspiration? bennett from commando?

  • Tags..

  • @IrishSkruffles i know, i tried to guess what it would be like from the tags but nope nothing like i expected lol

  • You need to lay the acid

  • I noticed the URL for this video was pretty bizarre, so I now use it as my Steam name: Puipoko Gioa

  • Reminds me of early ORB stuff a bit like Little Fluffy Clouds. Awesome work Swede

  • @juxtaposed77

    I know exactly what you mean.

  • anyone think Arnold knows about this, he should

  • Its sounds like a gorillaz track ;) Very nice though

  • you steal other peoples videos? SHTOP IT! !

  • @RIGTHEMORT believe me! this is swede's creation

  • @Thesamdeman22 im referring to the bit out of kindergarten cop where arnie shouts at the kid for stealingf other peoples lunches.. i know what swedes abouit mate :)

  • Submit to the Mason's charms.

  • lmao

  • [wipes tear from eye] That's beautiful man!

  • Only you, Mason. Only you.

  • Down in da wood where tha boobells grow

  • I absolutely love this. Thank you!

  • Beautiful :) Thank you Swede for all your wonderful work and for bringing a little more joy and happiness into my life! Keep doing what you do!

  • You've got a ballad now!

  • Il give it three wks for its first rudetube airing lol.good work mason.any chance of seeing more carl white?©

  • When are they going to start showing Swede Mason videos on MTV?

  • this is great, although I'd just like to say that if you decided to work in media production for example, in advertising I wouldn't see you as a sell out at all. you deserve a wage.

  • I never thought that anything involving Arnold Schwarzenegger would give me an uplifting spiritual experience.

  • Just pure genius! Swede Rules!!

  • Not a funny one this time, however it's actually quite beautiful. The music could stand on its own without a video, although the visuals are quite amazing.  Good work Swede!

  • It tells a story which took me to a place where nazi's rode on unicorns

  • Arnold has such a beautiful singing voice (;

  • 25 dislikes? Seriously?!

  • @butcherax 25 people suffering from Humour Deficiency Syndrome.

  • Anyone notice the cat on the desk next to him?

  • @NeonLyfe that was a ferret.

  • @NeonLyfe It's a ferret, but well done for almost having eyes.

  • @Clydieooo Well done for not recognising sarcasm you stupid cunt.

  • @NeonLyfe

    That wasn't sarcasm, well done for almost having a grasp on the English language.

  • @NeonLyfe Come on folks, no need for this hatred here.

  • "if u were a burd" hehe :D

  • Whoa....that was far owt man

  • What video editing software is this?

  • incroyeeeblay! love your work swede

  • dude this sounds like black moth super rainbow

  • @eruption257 Sorry... What?

  • PUIPOKOGIOA

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  • Fantastic.

  • eve arnold died right after you posted this.

  • Nice touch adding in a bit of Vangelis - Memories of Green in the background.

  • I am adding Swede to my personal list of recreational drugs.

  • Was expecting funny, and I got awesome..

  • This is so cool! :D

  • Very very good! I just wanted to let you know I'm sharing on Facebook.

  • @SeksownyDuchowny It's a poem called 'Spring Morning' by AA Milne. It goes:

    If you were a bird, and lived on high, you'd lean on the wind when the wind came by.

    You'd say to the wind, as it took you away, that's where I wanted, to go today.

    Where am I going? I don't quite know. What does it matter, where people go? Down to the woods, where the bluebells go, anywhere, anywhere, I don't know.

  • @ajaxrobinson Need Arnie to read the whole poem, then Swedemason could do an extended mix!

  • Needs more buttery biscuit base. ;)

  • Well, I don't reeaaally have time to watch this, but if I miss the bus I won't even be mad.

  • he should have put that cookie down... it was jamacan

  • Very very good.

  • Superb-tweeted to the man himself!

  • Come on, who disliked this?  Seriously, fuck right off.

  • @BoredOfThisSite miss clicks.

  • Now this one could reach #1 for sure

  • back again

  • yep Clarkson beatbox wins, but this was ok.

  • @swedemason Sir, what is the movie that this is from? I really enjoy your videos more if I know the source video.

  • @mushroom310 Kindergarten Cop man!

  • @lance1cj thanks pal!

  • Clarkson Beatbox still hasn't been topped...

  • Is the storyteller Arnold or Swede....? I don't know. :)

  • Great

  • GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!

  • this is absolutely incredible.

  • at least 20 of these views are mine. just saying. dope as fuck.

  • So haunting, I want this on loop at my cremation.

  • How fucking awesome was that!?!

  • Genius mate!

  • The more i listen to this the funnier it gets...Kindergarden K-Hole.....brilliant

  • Everyone should take some acid when watching kindergarten cop. Another Instant Classic. Have to watch again and again.

  • JAMIE!!!

  • FUCKING AWESOME !!! БЛЯ !!!! 

  • this needs a dubstep remix!!!!

  • @ThePewis No it does not.

  • nice and slow, i got a feeling swede likes arnold ;P

  • 551 views, 1,192 likes. nice

  • Guess what I'm singing while watching Earth Flight on BBC1 right now... awesome video

  • Just Wow

  • fukken fav'd

  • Just ordered my lean no the wind T

  • Whats with the carrot?

  • Well this is just plain fucking brilliant.

  • This is actually brilliant. Different to the usual, but still really, really good!