Sonichu - Episode 21! The Audiobook! "Director Amenities" Part 13!

[Trollfagget]

Protip: 70% of Americans saw nothing wrong with this comic.

[Bahamut120]

It's obvious that Magi-chan was just pressing the button because he had nothing better to do.

He doesn't really stands any other character.

He's the best thing to happen to this comic and the best part is that it goes unnoticed by Chris.

[pingashammer]

This is really fucked up



[wishydude]

What heroic qualities.....=.=

[Kirbechu99]

Sandy killing Evan is really messed up if you think about it...

Evan creates Simonchu.

Chris steal- creates his TRUE and HONEST character Simonla, Simonchu's 'sister'.

Simonla and Wild have a baby, Sandy. Thus...

SANDY IS KILLING HER GRANDFATHER.

[stinger9]

How is it that in this "children's" comic, Chris somehow managed to out brutalize the Dnepropetrovsk maniacs, any Mexican drug cartel murder, or fictional stuff like Mr Blonde torturing the cop in Reservoir Dogs, Luca Brasi slowly hacking up a mafia henchman with an axe! And this is stuff Chris wants to do in real life! Goddamn!

[Nandsegaman123]

So let me get this straight. This lady rains terror all over cwcville and she only gets paralyzed. But 4 people who only killed one person and just humorously tease Chris get brutally murdered........nothing wrong here.

[ZealSeraph]

Remember readers. Forgiveness. That's what Sonichu was all about.

[GrievousCommander]

Chris is a pretty cool guy.

[CaitySP]

You know what just occurred to me? If Chris was even slightly artistically skilled, this would have been taken off YouTube hours after it was uploaded for it's disturbing scenes of mutilation. But since it wasn't drawn by Frank Miller, but instead by a rage fueled eight-year-old, it's a-okay!

Do you realize what a massive insult to Chris's artwork it is that this video is still here?

[pochopaz7381]

Someon take this mass murdering self righteous dictator down!!

[pochopaz7381]

At least simonla got some depth in character by turning into psychopath... Thats something

[TAXEXEMPTION]

i love the irony of angelica agreeing to excute alec. she's supposedly so religious and pure, then upon reading the bible you realize that her brutal and unnecessary slaughter of alec represents christian's(meaning cwc and practitioners of the religion) opinion of people who aren't them.

[DitzeeDoo]

I think the ten-button chair is just a common trope. There was something similar in Panty and Stocking, but that was a long time after this.

[pochopaz7381]

What the hell he just got better in the end...

[pochopaz7381]

Oh god.... he killed him....

[Bleachfanoftheyear]

Sonichu, for children age 7 and up! =D

[FFS1NICO]

RIP Bob. now nothing will stop chris.

[Echnadin]

@FFS1NICO Don't worry, the heroic jew Michael Snyder stood up to Chris once again, and now the autistic virgin's gonna spend some years in jail. That'll fix him.

[SinDawg030]

This has more gore than Space Marine. BLOOD AND GORE!!! RIP AND TEAR!!!

[JimmySick]

Kel looks like a fucking thug. Swag!

[DRdogification]

So just because they troll a person(which is legal),smoke weed(three or more years in prison),do a parody of a "parody", and kill someone with a quick and painless death that has no evidence to prove so, all three have to die horrible inhumane deaths by people that are barely related to the victim. They had no lawyers in a biased court. This throws all laws out the window and slanders christians, homosexuals, and critics. Huh. Chris explain thyself.

[AduIfHitIar]

@DRdogification cwcville is chris's dictatorship, chris stays in power and nobody can vote otherwise, and if someone annoys him he can play with them in fake courts and then have them horribly killed.

ALL HEIL CHRIS CHANDLER!

[deviltetsuo555]

WTF IS WRONG WITH WILD!?

[SlashFirestorm]

Bill...killed Sean? DOCTOR Bill?

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO "DO NO HARM" YOU FUCK

[mxc82]

Not even mortal kombat would do such a thing. A kid ripping a guys genitalia off with her dad.

[CheifMcCloud]

Chris, you are one sick son of a bitch. I sincerely hope that there are rules in place that prevent someone like you from buying a gun in Virginia.

just in case, Think that we should email this video and a picture of chris to everywhere that sells Guns in Greene Country VA and the surrounding counties.

[ThePeterBluth]

Jesus Christ! You stole one of my favorite movie speeches, you son of a bitch!

[boitahaki]

this is what God of War does to retarded people

[IconOfSin24148]

We are the weird ones

I like taht!

[TheLastArchdemon]

love the execution music

[TrapezoidalDinosaur]

Mexican Christian torture love day.

[HenryvKeiper]

lawl, what the heck? This is one messed up episode. It's like...wow. Have issues, Chris? No wait, don't answer that.

[Demendred1605]

Ah, to dive in the mind of an autistic with rage.

[Protectorett]

Bill the Scientist got all GANGSTA up in this bitch!

[feh2]

5:56 STILL thinking he has fans up to this point...DAMN.

[EdtheBlueNinjaYoshi4]

God, the way Chris killed Mao seems like something Ermac would do for his X-Ray move or something...

[444Tazer]

Our hero, everyone. He and his walking turds brutally murdering four parodists. Obviously, someone never heard of "Don't feed the trolls". I'm not even sure what he wanted to accomplish with this. Was this supposed to scare trolls? A 1 year old girl drilling a dude's dick off is fucked up, and only make's Chris bigger bait. And at the end, acts as if the world is a far better place with these four dead. It's really sad he despises people he's never met the way he does.

[TAXEXEMPTION]

so...this is a comic for kids?

[theneutraldoctor]

Chris Chan misspelled "loneliness".

The..."FRUSTRATED VIRGIN"...CANNOT SPELL LONELINESS.

HE EVEN SUCKS AT BEING LONELY.

Think about that!

[sqishyfreash]

the whole time i watched this i was like D:

[Kitsunefan9]

He calls someone a lunatic before having a little girl drill a guys dick off and decapitate him , Hilarious

[MrNinjaFish]

Chris would be a God in North Korea

[moviemowdown]

I salute you chris chan, god speed :D

[BraceForFail]

chris makes me laugh harder than anything on the internet, and maybe in real life

at the same time i want to brutally murder him and throw his body through a wood chipper

[artman40]

You know, for kids!

[KonekoneFukkatsu]

Of course Christian had to rip off my favourite anime, Outlaw Star, with how he kills Mao. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if that's what happened. He watched the Hazanko scene with Harry and thought that he would use it later on.

[imhatepie]

That was fucked up. I mean... more than usual.

[IconOfSin24148]

Die Motherfuckers Die had to be the best choice for this...so epic...

[Useless2112]

Are Chris' legs facing backwards at 5:50?

[rna151]

Okay... "Chris-chan" has finally managed to outdo the "How Sonichus have sex" chapter in wrongness.His Kangaroo court's bloodthirsty execution of his parodists would be bad enough but a snuff-film worthy torture scene at the hands of a 1-year old?

This has gone beyond "disturbing", I could seriously see this strip being used as evidence in a real court when he finally snaps.

[laughingwarlock]

I hat annotations.

[EltBerserker]

so... fucked... up... especially when it's coming from a 28 year old man

seriously

a 28 year old man

[JunkCCCP]

Wow, the comic suddenly took a pretty grim fucking turn.

[sexhaie]

christain love day, i lul, chris is so full of himself

[sexhaie]

i got my ass kicked as a kid and i never thought shit like this, at worst i just made fun of the bullies with little drawings of how retrded they were but this was back in middle school, chris is fucking unstable as a human being, all these guys did was make parody comics of sonichu and chris is killing them for copyrighting?! so i guess its ok to completely rip off pokemon and sonic and not get brutally murdered as well with cruel and unsusal punishment that makes sense chris...

[FeelingVeryLucky]

Chris, you sick bastard... Just... just WOW. xD

[beccawashere45]

Aw. How sweet. A father and daugther killing someone together.

[videogamenostalgia]

I guess Alec got sentenced to death by BAWWWWWWing...

[douboymkIII]

@videogamenostalgia

*sunglasses*

YYYEEEAAAHHHH!

[Deepblue686]

The scene with Sean being executed makes no sense since he didn't do anything to the people executing him.

So wtf.

[Deepblue686]

Sandy Rosechu: "He will pay for even thinking of killing my cinder-block mama!"

All I can see now is Wild screwing an actual cinder-block due to the fact that Chris's writing makes no sense at all.

[mrbob091]

KENTUCY FRIED ALEC ANYONE?

[HexoFire]

I wonder how do you feel when some sick fuck murder you in his comics.

Makes me want to put that guy in a isolation room for a month or 2

[chaoslink32]

so ... sandy is ... less than 6 months old? She's already fucking murdering people! WTF is everyone in cwcshitown a fucking pedophile/rapist/ignorant/murd­erer/ignorant/racist/sonyfag/i­gnorant/OBESE. I mean its like the fucking holocaust happens every damn day there!

[spamkinglol]

You gotta love how Chris just brutally tortured innocent people to death and makes himself out to be a hero on the very next page.

[miyalana]

I dont know much about how punishment for crimes work, put im pretty sure in america the murder of 1 sonic recolor doesn't result in the cruel and unusual torture of 4 grown men.

[AlanSmithee06]

@miyalana You've obviously never been to Texas.

[SmashBroDx]

@AlanSmithee06

I have. Live there, in fact.

[Fantome001]

Oh Chris. I know they piss you off but this is just a mess.

[nitemaricv2]

also; isnt torture a crime?

[Fantome001]

@nitemaricv2 Not in CWCville and especially not on trolls.

[nitemaricv2]

@Fantome001 lol

[nitemaricv2]

so chris can break an entry, steal, and all that.. and doesnt even get arested

[TheSilentWyvern]

The FUCK!?

[dxjrules5]

@ vivitheg When Sonichu says "I am not gay" I'm surprised you didn't take an audio clip from South Park when Mr. Garrison said that.

[IconOfSin24148]

Observations

Punchy is a Khoronate Berzerker

The executions must violate the Curel and Unusual clause somewhere...

Oh and this comic is fucking disgusting. Chris wants a North Korea

Oh yeah and the music choices rock as usual

[GoldNCase]

Chris stole mao's death from Mortal Kombat Kenshi fatality

[Nebr66]

"wittnessing the largest personal image change in the history mankind" at least that part was true.

[TheMechanic9000]

i think the only reason Patti and Bionic exist is to just be the last two button mashers.

[boitahaki]

This issue gave me cancer

[mordredt02]

Alec's last words should have been, "Is that the best you can do, ya pansies?" Chris has ripped off everything else, so why not Sin City?

[hollow33]

6:00 Why is Chris wearing his pants backwards?

[LucasHorclox]

@hollow33 cuz he's a faggot

[videogamenostalgia]

Wait, Bill's a doctor who gave up his job as a scientist 'to save lives'! Surely using someone as target practice isn't legit? Hippocratic oath fail...

[haakuryu]

seems that Chris loves to watch Saw. Look at dem killings

[haakuryu]

alright daddy let's finish him.

Now that's something I would like to hear from my daughter

[vgfmak]

In Soviet CWCville, victim murders you!

[SirCashbox]

I actually want this comic to continue. It just started getting good!

[oldbluescott]

I'm sure that Sandy will be perfectly well-adjusted in her teen years, all because she got to murder someone with her bare hands before she turned 1 year old.

[CPcomix]

Bodies by Drowning Pool would've been perfect for this video XDD

[videogamenostalgia]

Incidentally, I've always wanted to be one of a crowd of people who hideously tortures all the electric pokemons whilst Chris Chan watches, powerless (as per usual)...

[Xunkun]

2:50 - Wat.

[paranoidude]

Y'know, For Kids!

[NastyPl0t]

If Chris could rip out people's hearts with psychic powers at will, why didn't he just do this to all his other previous adversaries? Seriously though this is pretty fucked up even by CWCville standards.

[kyubiiofrage]

Dear god, Chris has issues....

[fyiab]

This is more disturbing than 1984 because the author honestly believes the world should be like this.

[ShinigamiNTW]

GREAT PARENTING.

[hobbesthebrainslug12]

Chrissy's speech after he kills mao is from independence day

[mrbob091]

@hobbesthebrainslug12 no shit

[OnyxNexion]

Chris, what is wrong with you?

[ToxGarou]

After watching this, the nicest thing one can say about Chris is that he's in dire need of psychiatric help.

[ew275x]

Vivian, I'm surprised you went this whole issue without Chris killing you. He would have probably beaten you to death with his honor roll while screaming "GOD DAMN IT VIVIAN!"

[DBuilder]

god, please tell me these deaths...no MURDERS were avenged.

[JoaquinThePorcupine]

It is so bad it is kinda funny. randomly thinking "I AM NOT RETARDED!"

[90sHeroMAXD]

I realizeed the liast pick of chris drawn it looks like he pants are on backwards.

[Kolbatsu]

The funny part is, it wasn't Evan and Mao who kill Simonla. It was Magi-Chan.

[CaseHa]

5:59, he's got his pants on backwards and rocking a camel toe

[Gomess]

HOLY SHIT SANDY

Doesn't Chris want a daughter in real life.........?

[ElSingario]

Oddly enough I think Chris said at one point that Bionic should be pronounced to rhyme with Sonic. So why isn't his name just Bonic?

Also much laughter at Chris thinking that a severely disabled person who needs a sophisticated wheelchair to get around is a robot.

[Kellox17]

this is the most sickest and disturbing comic ( should i even call this horrible drawings a comic? ) - chapter. It shows how Chris believes its already to kill people who disagree with him. who make parodies of him or call his characters gay or anyone that tries to get his fan character back because he stole them. He apologizes for his stupid shit then he kills the people in the same issue, Chris chan is really fucked up

[YoungPhinoxofFlame]

@Kellox17 fucked up is not enouch we need a new word.

[TheDudeYouHateToMeet]

I have a feeling Chris is gonna get some action after all... getting ass-raped in jail, after he kills someone.

[darkstar1987lx]

Is this trainwreck ever gonna end??? Godjesus, are there more parts to this after 14? Goddamn it Chris!!!!

[GentlemanOrcus1]

Our heroes, ladies and gentleman!

[Nebr66]

I like how Chris brought back a couple of characters that he admitted he would never use again (Bill and Kel) and have them murder someone for the sole reason of that person using them in his comic.

[BobDole128]

THis is extremely disturbing

[mordredt02]

The only good thing to come from this is "Capering Berries" on the Asperchu site. I hope it starts updating again.

[TheCon]

This is beyond disturbing. Like honestly. I'm kind of thick skinned but the thought of a huge manchild drawing out his torture fantasies in crayon assisted by his imaginary friends is what nightmares are made of.

Needs to be a movie. From his perspective.

[OrderofXIII]

*In monotone voice* LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-­LA-LA.

Was Dethchemist playing Dragon Age when he narrated this?

[krilc]

Well i know that when i die i sure want my enemys to slowly press 10 buttons and fry my arse on the chair

What a way to go

[TheLordkorv]

HE IS PATHETIC

[Gigantor38]

"Tetsuo!!!" - Mao's last words

[KMxHearts]

Holy shit! O.o

[GreatNegus]

"You killed my mommy!!"

Kid, your parents weren't married......She's not your mom, THINK!!!!!!!

[Jesterclown17]

Chris says if he could be granted a super power, it would be psychic abilities.

... He would force women to fuck him, and he would be blown anyone apart because he feels like it.

Good thing shit like that never happens here.

[Shadowslic3r]

wow, i had no idea that such a "peaceful" place would support violent and gruesome executions.

[Meitti]

Chris-chan presents us a comic for kids! It teaches great values for them, such as "If someone makes fun of you, electrocute him to death", "treat women like hamsters", and "smoking is bad but eating fast food everyday is okay!"

[MrJonSaskawan]

Man, I just hat annotations!

[CodyTheDog]

Brutal deaths.... you know, for the kids!

[gumbal1]

You could have had Sonichu eat an aborted fetus and I still would be disgusted by the torture scenes more.

[TheNyx14]

I made Chris in Sims 3 and he got shocked to death. Death gave him a second chance because his suffering amused everyone around him. Even in Sims 3, Chris is only useful as a lolcow.

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

@TheNyx14

start a sims 3 sicom staring internet lolcows.

think about it

coppercab

chris chan

goddes goldmine

and many more living together

[TheNyx14]

@Skinnyoompalumpa I'm going to try that out. Definitely Chris and Coppercab.

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

@TheNyx14

plaeas send me the video results

[MichaelAlmeida2320]

In this episode, our heroes violently execute four people who were tried in the most unfair court ever, for completely trivial reasons. Oh, and one of them is killed by a small child and her father... You know, for kids!

[lussifer99]

lol thats awesome XD

[Amalockh1]

Torture scenes...

You know, for children!

[darkgomugomu]

large red buttons? you mean like chris's nipples?.....im sorry for making a terrible mental image.

[Altter221]

Hi would probably do that to eweryone for not agreeing with him or just bothering him :/

[Shadoboy]

Seeing Wild's parenting makes you thank GodBear that Chris will die a virgin.

[BillTheScientist]

4:15

I object.

I mean, how can I shoot somebody in CWCville while I'm on the moon with my pals? Also, I'm way too stoned to even hold a gun straight. I call bullshit on Sonichu.

[BillTheScientist]

Oh, and I don't wear glasses.

[therealhomor]

he based your appearance here on Evan's design.

despite the fact that the Moon Pals design was much better.

[CthulhuCallsForMe]

Evan was missing an ear. D:

[blueboy093]

if i was killed by wild for killing simonla, my last words would be "your girlfriend...was a.....slut....*dead*

[RRVCrinale]

4:30

Anyone else oddly entertained by the rapeface on Kellie?

[ISleepNow]

Good fun for the kids..

'Celebrate Christian Love Day.."  Not even Jack Chick ever did anything this gruesome or unintentionally hilarious or damaging to the presumed image of Christianity.

The only place in the world Chris would find work as an 'artist' with this would be Iran or Afghanistan. He would have to convert though..

[TheRebelWorm]

@ISleepNow He's not talking about Christianity. Christian Love Day is his birthday.

[DoubleIntruder]

Ten-button electric chair execution by Sonic re-colors!

The line "We kill him together!" Wtf!?! Followed by a slow agonizing death sequence.

Death by imaginary friend firing squad!

Chris using his (imaginary) psychic powers to torture Mao to death..

Chris's comics used to just be a fantastical way of getting back at people that had embarrassed him, now they are about brutally murdering anyone who dares oppose him!

He's starting to remind me of Kim Jong il.

[Kassad86]

Chris is so ronery

[UltimaLinkStephen]

Wow.

Just wow chris.

I want to go cut his throat.

[Ash8454]

wait...so does this mean that Wild is the only Sonichu that doesn't have a heartsweet aymore?

[douboymk2]

he'll probably get paired up wiith magichan.

and silvana +graduon.

atually thats a good new way to troll.

start shipping these to chris

[Ash8454]

lawl cakes

[Troggyhordesman]

The sentence for portraying death in a comic is... death!

Oh, the irony!

[gumbal1]

Bill the Scientist is different than Bill Schwartz, I can tell you that much.

[GreatNegus]

I'm not gay, to prove it, I'm going to kill you in the sickest way possible...

BEST LOGIC EVER!!!!!!!!

[TheCartoonLoon]

SO You KNOW for KIDS!

[educate9946]

2:31 - that's the most fucked up thing he ever did.

Even worse than the sexual education part.

[thesideshowman212]

No, Really. WHAT THE FUCK DOES CINDERBLOCK MAMA MEAN!?

[TheNewChemical]

@thesideshowman212

Cuz she's a brick, howse...

[GreatNegus]

When you call somebody a word pertaining to rocks or concrete, it either means they're heavy (thus slow), not to bright, or strong-willed and heard to break........

[thesideshowman212]

I see. Just like Chris-Chan.

[Kitchinsink3]

So the penalty of creating death for Chris through a comic is....death through a comic.

[ninjanonymous]

Isn't there a law against this? I mean seriously, Chris all but plots out the murders of 4 people for making fun of his website and "original" characters.

If someone drew a comic about killing Obama, how much would you bet that the FBI would come knocking at their door?

[SassholeProductionz]

Angelica Rosechu is by far the most offensive catholic character in the history of fiction. I should have the Opus Dei kick Chris' ass!