P Is For Pterodactyle

[lovedogful]

you'll never discover anything, peter DAC DAC DAC DAC TYLE TYLE TYLE TYLE TYLE

[zildjiandrummer1]

an orange and a baseball bat, they are clearly an authority in archaeological discovery

[NPMafiaSanta]

"Real P's move in silence like Pterodactlys" - Lil Wayne

[gangsta97943]

wrong P is for Pedophile or Pedobear

[josh0376]

Oi gfchf ygfhh j nj jr

[MrPeeKaBooMx]

"P" Is For Pedo.

[StephensStuff]

Can some one exlpain WTF just happened? I've seen previous episodes but I cant understand this one!

[schpex]

I saw the juices fly at 00:04

[omano117]

good peter, now BURN THEM ALL, BURN THEM TO ASH

[DeathDeeler92]

@omano117 WITH THE LEMONS!

[omano117]

@DeathDeeler92 YEAH, BURN THEIR HOUSE DOWN

[DeathDeeler92]

@omano117 Burning people, he says what we're all thinking!

[PllSteinar]

Did that guy just squeeze a lemon?

[TheVictoris]

this video is so short it fucked Youtube and played it before the Ad

[spudboy111]

Why does that man waste perfectly good fruit? Why does the other have a baseball bat? Where is his accent from? 5 SECONDS IS NOT ENOUGH

[rolonmatthew]

Lolomao

[CammyS12342]

George Lopez?

0:01

[HeroKid55]

He's crazy..

[HrathHeilong]

WRONG. This man is in no way an archeologist! He is clearly an aspiring paleientologist.

[Phlebas]

@HrathHeilong

Yeah, common mistake. Archaeologists dig up people and things left by people, palaeontologists dig up bones of ancient animals.

[DoS37]

I like the pine in the background. Kinda takes you back to the American suburb.

[FlikkyFilms]

i think P is for Pturretactyle ;)

[fegolem]

Very good Pterry (from PeeWee's Play House) voice.

[ZantaClaws12]

Diggers stole my bones

[peytonmanning1288]

I hear that being an archeologist is hard work.

[cynoodles]

That reminded me of peewee

[Anivool]

What a twist!

[GBeansauce]

... Did he just crush a lemon?

[watson2078]

@GBeansauce yes, I...I believe he did.

[RibbonsTieTogether]

why is everyone making sexual jokes?

[JackBlackBeard]

Don't worry Peter I believe in you. NOW LET"S HAVE SOME ICE CREEEEAAAM.

[MCRdeathupsessed]

i find this information hard to masturbate to.... jizz, i was wrong

[plokoonfa]

God dammit, advertisement, stop freezing my otherwise stable browser!!

[awarenessis]

Bravo InfoWriter!

[GameKeeper28]

But then his sister Terra stole his claim.

[ShittyMcPoopyBalls]

@GameKeeper28 That might be the dumbest comment I have ever seen on Youtube.

[LabRatProductions1]

@ShittyMcPoopyBalls Then you must be new here.

[ShittyMcPoopyBalls]

@LabRatProductions1 Not quite.

[max0t90]

A depiction of OBL being a normal guy, followed by a terrordactyl? I shan't stand for this blatant anti-American propaganda. Tonight, bald eagles everywhere have tears in their eyes and star spangled banners waving patriotically behind them.

[infrafan]

Way to get a bone..r...cum...FUCK!  I can't be clever today.

[dilsco]

@infrafan

It's cool, I got this. *ahem*

WELL IT LOOKS LIKE-- ... the.. tits.. the.. none of the...

Dammit.

[infrafan]

@dilsco Looks like we won't need these anymore.

*tosses shades into the lake for some Sade to find*

Wait. . .I DID IT. . .kinda. . .for people who remember her and how to pronounce her name. . .and then those people have to remember what video they're watching and. . .DAMN IT!

[dilsco]

@infrafan

Nah, nah, look. Now I got it:

THUMBS UP IF UR HORN-- No, wait.

Forget it.

[CastingOutTheSelf]

I read the title as "P.I.s for Pterodactyle"

As in a Private Investigator who only works cases for Pterodactyles.

[AmbassadorSpock]

@CastingOutTheSelf love the idea, if we can land Tom Selleck, let's greenlight it

[AcEproductions95]

@CastingOutTheSelf well, you would be wrong

[CrinkleCutBeatroot]

You spelt pterodactyl wrong. I should know it was my nickname at nursery

[xJDUB27x]

Peter O. Dactyle

[plungerheadman]

@DwightKrtSchrute It's because the ad in the video is set to play right at the end of the video.

[SurikenJoe]

It's like if A Beautiful Mind was mixed with Jurassic Park.

[lehman]

Peter Dactyle was a young man with a junior archaeologist's kit and a dream. He would take that dream all the way to the top of his profession one day - but not without the help of his deep, crippling psychosis.

[ThePowerfulD]

Why one of the two guys have an orange and the other have baseball bat?

[CrinkleCutBeatroot]

@ThePowerfulD *whoosh* it's okay you missed it

[Hjerrick]

they're getting kinda boring it seems..

[whatAsickNAME]

wait... what?

[CaptainHusky]

Pterodactyle would be paleontology, not archeology

[blobclock]

The word Dactyle makes the guy in the background so angry he crushes a fruit.

[crossxfuse]

what's with the bat?

[mindfish21]

@crossxfuse It a pterodactyl not a bat

[crossxfuse]

@mindfish21 0:03 guy to the left

[mindfish21]

@crossxfuse oh i see what you mean

[Kvelertak66]

I wish Bin Laden would come back and finish the job on you wankers.

[Wifo24]

whaaaaat

[marvelswe]

what

[sooperlightupthing]

O.o Wtf?

[Falcarious]

Me: P is for pterodactyl! Teacher: *bitchslaps* NO! T IS FOR PTERODACTYL! Me: WTF... It's spelled p-t-e-r-o-d-a-c-t-y-l! Teacher: Liar! Bring me a dictionary! Me: Ok *brings* Teacher: Hmm... Aha! Here it is... DAMNIT! Me: *bitchslaps*

[Schvaggear]

IF U ARE 308 VIEWER THUMS UP ROFL

lame...

[TheRyukenhadoken]

WTF DO CRUSHING ORANGES AND BASEBALL BATS HAVE TO DO WITH HIS PTERODACTYLES AND PSYCHOSIS??

[Yamauzura10]

As a sufferer of psychosis, I would like to protest the video description. Oh, and murder you all. Naturally.

[ThisWaySketch]

I had to watch this a couple of times before I could take everything in... LIKE :)

[RaTcHeT302]

I was studying about Pterodactyles today, well no it was Pteridophyta.

It's still about dinosaurs right?!!

[streeatbeat]

i

*puts on sunglasses*

am a banana

YYEAAHHHHH!!!

[TheUltraDude]

What the hell goes through these guys minds?

I fucking love it!

Especially the objects the guys in the back are carrying.

[niall142]

I guess he...

(puts on sunglasses)

was crazy for archaeology

YYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!

[Syatek2020]

@niall142

that was terrible....

[Nitram916]

@niall142 u suck

[eataneraser]

Those damn guys are being downright pterrorists.

[Erikk1992]

I guess he was * Puts on sunglasses* My internet browser freezes everytime, why? WHY!?

[MisterRmk]

I find this hard to masturbate to..

[KingDrogan]

Thumbs up if you realised that this is 5secondfilm's 707th video.

[Wooz4008]

@KingDrogan Wow, what a lame attempt to get thumbs up... Really!

[KingDrogan]

@Wooz4008 Trololololol.

[SatanicalEve]

The Pterodactyl f sounds just like Terry the Pterodactyl from Pee-Wees Playhouse

[SV800runner]

TLDW

[Tygrew]

wtf has he been smoking?

[xXMRpsych0Xx]

Subpar

[ubikatron]

wait...A PEDO DACTYLE??? Is he from a proffesor Pigeon FAMILY???

[starcraftAI22]

lol wtf

[gibbygoldy]

I wonder if Peter O'Toole has a similar affliction.

[SuckItVids]

JIZZ

[Arsjonisteman]

P stands for Penis the things that girls love, P stands for Penis the thing that gays love. Penis, Penis, Penis starts with P!

[Bufangqi]

Keep digging but make sure you're in the right hole

[p33t3r5l94]

P is the best letter! :D

[rcon1012]

why did he squeeze that orange over him. and why did that other guy have a bat. AND WHY DOES PTERODACTYLE HAVE A GOD DAMN P IN IT. PETER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

lol is that George Lopez? XD

[franks1no]

uploaded 6 mins ago

[knives4cash]

looks like those nay-sayers

*sunglasses*

are about to get boned 

[srm956]

Omg, a chance for the highest rated comment!!! Now, let me think of something clever to say... Ummmm... Ahhhhh... I got nothing.

[ConWalsh]

By the thumbnail I thought this was a John Green video.

[moptopcb]

Peter Dactyle has the best psychosis ever! i wanna see extinct animals when im failing!

[AlabamaIceman]

"ATTENTION DIGGERS, IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOUR DREAMS, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN"

[MrDarling1502]

@AlabamaIceman Why does that sound so familiar ?!

[Jarda98]

@MrDarling1502 It´s from the Attention Shoppers or something like that.

[TheKingSeth]

@AlabamaIceman Didn't Martin Luther say something similar?

Oh wait, you said DIGGERS. Nevermind.

[eruption257]

@TheKingSeth I know, man. It's just too easy to confuse "diggers" with "Protestants".

[RecycleDucks]

@eruption257 This is a really good comment.

[Bloodcurse13]

@eruption257 My God, this is the best comment ever.

[THindsvids]

@eruption257 Fucking Catholics making me pay to go to heaven.

[eruption257]

@THindsvids I don't know, that Tithes for Tits special they had going for a couple of years was pretty sweet.

[THindsvids]

@eruption257 lol

[MexicanAxeMurderer]

sauce

[jMan9244]

hi :D

[KITTYclaws10]

its so un-funnily brilliant!! XD made me lol

[sausagemanlorne23]

Brilliant.



[DrBloon]

fourth

[kbooz]

Hey

[dpoupart]

lol.

[Inxeble]

IM GONNA CUUUUMMM

[XeDro98754]

@Inxeble No one cares!

[imakilljoymcr]

crap

[imakilljoymcr]

1st

[BlackSabbath86]

third

[iliveforwow]

Awesome