Stupid ads make me angry

[vickiormindyb]

You should see the ad we saw online. Dave's daughter and me.

I'm supposed to entertain her while Dave cooks and chats with Robb.

She's 19 and colossally bored with us. She wants her dad to pay her rent and then get out of the way. She told him that when he asked 'What am I supposed to do with you, I'm not leaving you at home alone. You live with me.

"Just provide room and board, then get out of the way," she said.

The look on his face after hearing that was hilarious.

The ad was about hairballs.

[Cylixx3]

"As seen on youtube" brilliant!

[AngryAussie]

@Cylixx3 Got that from TheOnion website :)

[AlexxxxxSaysHi]

42!

[flyingtoilet1]

in the UK we have injery lawers 4 u ads

they are full of the most retared people one of my favorites was where someone tripped over some wires when he was an ELECTRICAN ON A LADDER. AND HE WON £20,000 WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KK

[AngryAussie]

@flyingtoilet1 It's crazy

[xxxAwwYeaHxxx]

DOORS DOORS DOORS!!! GET YOUR DOORS NOW!!!

[AngryAussie]

@xxxAwwYeaHxxx Ummmm, OK

[xxxAwwYeaHxxx]

@AngryAussie as if you dont remember the old doors plus tv commercials. You shoiuld look up stephen k amos on ausrtralia, for a refresher if u dont remember

[Craig6623]

So... Angry, Did you get anyone to hang out with you that night :D lol

[AngryAussie]

@Craig6623 No idea what you mean

[Jakob0andreas]

get google chrome and install ad blocker x)?

[AngryAussie]

@Jakob0andreas Does that work in real life?

[Craig6623]

@AngryAussie D: Not for me :/ I think the ads are going to take over us

[piromaniac9999]

@AngryAussie I see those fucking adds all the time and i don't bother with em.

I don't trust em.

[cosbyfish]

hey I don't mind the stupid fucking ads.......as long as I'm the smart bastard behind it getting the money. however the stupid ass youtube ads by google are fucking annoying.

[AngryAussie]

@cosbyfish Well I'm the smart bastard getting money from them

[skaterdude0811]

Here in the Netherlands, we just had a credit crisis, mostly from people lending to much money, AND BANKS MAKE ADS LIKE "Cridit crisis? Whats that? I dont know what that is, because I lend at..."

HOW FUCKING STUPID CAN PEOPLE BE? Dont people understand that THAT was why the crisis started?!? And after each ad placing a little taxt that says:"WARNING lending costs money". IT DOESNT HELP SHIT!!!

[AngryAussie]

@skaterdude0811 People are very, very stupid

[MikaelaaXD]

Fucking hell, I fucking hate those stupid ads! And what i hate most are the STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE!

[AngryAussie]

@MikaelaaXD Me too

[BlackRose2354]

why does someone need to follow a link to know the meaning of life....... doesn't everyone know it's 46???

[AngryAussie]

@BlackRose2354 Apparently not

[dashmaddox]

@BlackRose2354 whoah whoah, what?? 46? no no no no, i'm preeettty sure you mean it's 42. i mean, EVERYBODY knows that, right? c'mon now.

[3DPlanets]

@BlackRose2354

I thought it was 42.

[vickiormindyb]

This reminds me of the time my husband (he was then) used to tell me I'm the reason they put all those magazines up at the checkout counter.

At first I got miffed; then I just ignored him, b/c I knew it was true but didn't know how to resist the lure of the magazines.

[AngryAussie]

@vickiormindyb They are impulse items

[Merlinmagi]

I fucken hate those moronic mobile phone ads too. Especially is x cheating on you ones. Those ones shit me the most, they not only make money off a dumb shit they potentially cause a lot of relationship problems for blokes with dumb girlfriends.

[AngryAussie]

@Merlinmagi Those are a warning that you shouldn't be in a relationship with that person

[Merlinmagi]

@AngryAussie True that but dumb people need love too. I wouldn't be in a relationship with someone so dumb. Some people are though and these assholes take advantage of that for a few measly dollars. Those advertisers are TFU and pretty fucking sad.

[Azzaax1]

God, sometimes I have to like change the channel on TV because I get so fucking irritated with some of the most retarded ads, some of the ads on the internet are almost as worse, the ones that are like "I GOT RIPPED IN JUST 3 DAYS" and they have a picture of some fucking plastic body. Fuck me dead would the cunts just fuck off seriously, its so annoying.

[AngryAussie]

I agree completely

[nirbmtrREEEPR]

For a limited time only, send me $19.95 and you'll recieve "ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!" BUT WAIT! if you act now i'll doube the deal. That's double zero's for the low low price of $19.95. Ask me about my saturday special "A box of air". Saturday only the price is slashed to $12.99. CAAALLLL NOOOOW!!!!!!!!!

[AngryAussie]

Winner!

[BLANKMEMORYDATA]

what number do i need to call?

[XeroSnake]

I've never heard anything more true.

[AngryAussie]

Cheers

[wcooper97]

"Prove me wrong ladies, prove me wrong, that's what private messages are for.."

HA! That part about the 60 singles was freakin hilarious! AngryAussie, you are hilarious!

[AngryAussie]

Glad you like what I do

[AngryAussie]

I try to make money off people who don't use adblock ;)

[TheEYEofProductions]

WTF. A google ad is next to this video, FAIL

[AngryAussie]

It's called the partner program. I choose to allow ads next to videos.

[bratzoid1]

I agree with you, but I like the ad I have right now. It's for not texting and driving. :D

[AngryAussie]

That's a sensible ad

[Arthurb06]

Bahahaha

I've got some old comics like that,

The ads are fuckin retarded!

[AngryAussie]

Yes they are

[mrblackout2000]

LOL you fuckin funny as hell..

but true..

[AngryAussie]

It is indeed true

[cowgoesmoo2]

"Text this number to see if you're a fucking moron" "If you text this number, you're a fucking moron"

LOL

[AngryAussie]

It's guaranteed accurate

[Kalcros]

:P i guess the phone text ad shit is more of a novelty ... i think alot of people just do it for shit and giggles...

And is the internet really better than comic book scams ???

theres online hotels (Habbo Hotel e.g.)

they makes hundreds of thousands for selling fake "Pixel Furniture" which you can use on the game.

Meh fuck fuck.

[AngryAussie]

There will always be new scams

[Tracymmo]

My favorite old comic book ads: sea monkeys!

[AngryAussie]

Those were funny ads

[HalfScottishGuy]

oh wow oK I just saw how old this video is... maybe I am the head entering idea stealing hoe bag... hmm.

I got linked to the vid by a friend.

[AngryAussie]

Or maybe I travelled through time after stealing your brain!

[HalfScottishGuy]

bitch! I had planned a video like this... I may still do mine at some point as it was sorta diffrent but still... you went inside my head and stole my idea you head going insiderer idea stealing hoe bag.

Best ad I ever got:

"meet beautiful uneducated russian women withought even leaving devenport!"

(devenport is a small town about half an hours drive from where I live.)

[vickiormindyb]

There's a McDonald's ad for "sizzley" Egg McMuffins by your video. IDK if they misspelled sizzly on purpose. Or if it's even a word. My Spell Checker thinks it's spelled wrong both ways.

It's early morning here, and I'm not a morning person.

If I didn't have to go to work, I'd never get up in the morning.

I liked night shift better.

[AngryAussie]

I also would not get out of bed unless forced.

[KeoghsGuides]

Someone put up signs near the local shopping center (Morayfield, Qld) and it says about those get rich and retire at 20 ads, but obviously the people thinking them up aren't rich, it's written on a piece of cardboard, and I'm fairly sure the website was one of those free ones :).

[AngryAussie]

Cardboard is for rich people ;)

[KeoghsGuides]

I know, my house is 98% cardboard, 2% ink :), it was hard to get internet and electricity to it :(.

[hell858]

You look very happy in your videos

[SpoonSamaXD]

Gotta love it when your rent is free and you live right next to a dumpster :o

[suthernroyalty]

The sum total of peepul who got millions from following those ads..FUCKING ZERO... and hilarity ensues...

[AngryAussie]

They've gotta be useful for something!

[PattyMMelt]

FUCKING SUBSCRIBED

[AngryAussie]

Fucking awesome!

[heuilleman]

stupid ads on youtube are the worst !

[AngryAussie]

But I make money from those

[Ninox37]

I read that atricle. I havin't laughed that hard in a very long time.

[AngryAussie]

It was very funny

[bonez72392]

I'm just thinking of the stupid little kid who gets on the internet and says,

"OMG its the johnas brothers.... OMG!!! its guitar queefo, OMFG THEY LIKE TEXTING TOO!!!" *texts information* "omfg... a 500 dollar phone bill why the hell?"

I agree people are fucking stupid

[AngryAussie]

There are no limits to stupid people

[fckingwankers]

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --  Albert Einstein

[AngryAussie]

He was a smart man

[cenafan1920]

I plan to follow his eductational background, who knows? mabey school makes people the shit eating fuck-brains they are today.

[AngryAussie]

Einstein had many years of advanced education.

[Whiteanger2]

yeah every time i see an ad i x it out but when its the ones that follow you its like WTF! like on some tv channels acount you see a huggies ad or here in puerto rico they have spanish tv commercial ads...WTF!?

[AngryAussie]

The one thing in common around the world is stupid ads

[CanaanSGl]

Make your penis bigger for $19.99

Make your teeth whiter for pennies a day

Learn Old Extinct Obscure Ancient Chinese in an afternoon

Pick up bar skanks on the first pick-line

Become stupid beyond belief, Free

[AngryAussie]

The free one I believe.

[defendant420]

You ain't shittin.Fucking ads say "For only 19.95 I'm going to show you how to become a millionaire from real estate forclosures etc.BULLSHIT!My stupid cousin bought a few programs because his career winning the lottery wasn't working out.After he couldn't understand any of it he brought it to me for translation.Simply put..You got scammed retard! They gotta have a program, "How to become rich by telling others they can be rich for 19.99"

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, sometimes the scams are really obvious.

[TheBoilerRoomPodcast]

yeah the online bingo ads that are mainly aimed at women on UK tv are pretty meaningless aswell.

a woman dancing on the ceiling?

YEAHLETSGOPLAYSOMEFUCKINGONLIN­EBINGO.

[AngryAussie]

That does sound bizarre

[SPORE07]

FAKE FAKE THE INTERWAEBS ALWAYS EXZISITED THIS GUYS IS BULLSHIT!!! lol jk love these funny common sense videos

[AngryAussie]

Common sense isn't very common ;)

[FrostbittenWolf]

Common sense is a rarity.  Is that a double negative?

[MrCrappyName]

double negatives dont have any correlation to truth, it seems

[princeboy5]

more proof of the 90% theory

[AngryAussie]

I guess so

[Happyjojo22]

I'd turn gay just for you ;) rofl

[AngryAussie]

hahahah the sentiment is appreciated

[Lexman682]

Great vid! I saw an ad on TV once that claimed that if you texted a message to some number, it would turn your mobile phone camera into a X-ray scanner.

I didn't think anyone would be stupid enough to belive that you can convert a mobile into a expencive gamma ray scanner via some data sent to your phone but ive already seen 3 people who have texted for it.

[AngryAussie]

Those ads are so bloody stupid!

[Ulayoth]

Funny that I watch this video. I keep running into annoying pointless ads that have nothing to do with anything to support your cause on fixing stupid. Why not just throw a fucking survey at the end of your videos from google asking how your evening was.

[AngryAussie]

Thanks. Your quality input is appreciated.

[wonchop111]

damn straight.

[AngryAussie]

Hell yeah

[patellaman]

hahaha.... too true!

[AngryAussie]

Cheers

[IonutFlacara]

They can send, i mean take your money when you give them your personal data. I know few cases of ISP company involved in high bills after you filled out some internet forms.

[AngryAussie]

Money over the internet is dangerous.

[GeorgeBenea]

You're a fucking moron. PayPal my friend PayPal.

[AngryAussie]

Thank you. Your quality input is appreciated.

[padtixxx]

yeh those ads really send me up the wall i wanna punch the person who made them in the face and those chain letters which say "send this to 10 of your friends and u will kiss your true love in the same week or sum other bullshit i just delete them theres sum there with like 400 email adresses of people who forwarded them i feel good inside when i click delete on them

[AngryAussie]

I would cheerfully shoot the people who post those chain letter comments.

[KiwiAussieGuy]

marketing is getting even more ridiculious these days.

[AngryAussie]

It sure is

[WILLIAMDAMASTER]

lul its a torpedo

[AngryAussie]

What's a torpedo?

[WILLIAMDAMASTER]

ship bomb go boom splash attack navy mad kangaroos

[zAkiitoh]

its liike a.."underwater" missile launched from battleships or submariines

[donottakethisname]

Oh God, I could NOT agree more. Thank you for letting me know there's someone else out there with a little common sense.

[AngryAussie]

We need to band together!

[donottakethisname]

I would, save the fact I'm only in Year 10 at high school. :P This also boosts my experience, considering when you're where I am you almost feel the stupid waves radiating in the air. It's rather nice to actually find someone with an IQ higher than that of an eggplant. :D

[AngryAussie]

Well, then we shall offer each other psychological support!

[donottakethisname]

Hurrah!

[hamish667]

i hate those fucking ads

[AngryAussie]

Me too!

[LikaLaruku]

Silver Age comics were so retarded. Horray for comicbook violence.

If you click on anything that says "you've been personally selected to recieve a free _____" then you're a moron.

[AngryAussie]

These ads survive thanks to stupid people.

[NecoEXURO]

Haha, i hate those bloody things on tv. lmao, read the fineprint at the bottom of the screen. LOL at the dumb shit-for-brains retards who fall for it.

[AngryAussie]

They really are for morons.

[Huzzah89]

HAHAH my thoughts exactly, I hate those bloody phone ads. Dumbarses galore.

[AngryAussie]

Who pays for those damn things?

[Miamidfinsfan1326]

Hmm My google ad says are u stupid take test with a caveman pic

[AngryAussie]

The ads are often funny.

[AngryAussie]

It would be more honest.

[WolfDOuka]

I can't access the page :( it says IE cannot display this web page :(

[AngryAussie]

Still works for me - not sure what your problem is.

[singerchick32]

i like comic books!!! they are awesome!! lol

[AngryAussie]

I'm way into comic books!

[Supersonny7]

wanna earn 20 bucks in 1 hour?

do you?

oh come on, you know you wanna....

ok, here's how:

GET A FUCKING JOB YOU LAZY MOTHERFUCKING DICKRASH!

[AngryAussie]

That ad would work!

[TheChaser666]

that is absolutely right

although maybe it should be in the angry news as a healine like "stupis ads are on the rise" or something

but youre right, i get popups at most websites i visit and they usually cover half the screen and when i click on something THEYRE IN THE WAY and it takes me to some bullshit website and i lose time for what i am doing

I AM PISSED OFF!

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, they piss everyone off

[Jhiaxhus]

sausages

[Lavenderrose73]

Yeah, I remember those non-internet days. However, I think the thing that ticks me off most... I think there are 2 things: Those gosh darn popup ads when I'm trying to do something and sales people's attempts to "upsell" things we want to buy: "You can have 3 times the amount for such-and-such dollars", "For just $10 more we can ship it in 3-5 business days" AND MY FAVORITE: (AFTER you've said "No!"), "Please consider that..." Oh my gosh, I want to wish them a nice trip to Timbuk Tu!!! (sp?)

[AngryAussie]

I hate pop-ups

[Lavenderrose73]

Yeah, don't we all. Took long enough for someone to do something about it so we wouldn't get attacked anymore. : P

[TobiasMX]

Ahaha. The end made me laugh xD

[AngryAussie]

That's my goal.

[SmokyBlueJames]

Those ads are sooooo annoying. Theres a new one called 'is your partner cheating on you?' God dammit, people who think that they're correct are mentally retarded cross-eyed asses.

[AngryAussie]

Anyone who goes for those ads deserves what they get relationship wise.

[Lisharn2]

I remember Sea Monkeys ads as a kid. My friend got some and they were so stupid.

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, it's a total gyp!

[Jhiaxhus]

I also had Sea Monkeys. I think I mighta killed mine.

[TheCoffeeGrind]

I'll get together with you! I'm a guy, but I'm sure we'll make it work D: And WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING LOOKING THROUGH MY WINDOW WITH STUPID ADS!?

[AngryAussie]

That's the spirit!

[perkele0079]

I'll tell you something more annoying than those stupid fucking ads. It's those cunting motherfuckin' cocksuckin' late night quizshows, copied, ad verbatim from Europe.

I spent a year in Europe putting up with that stupid shit on free to air tv, only to come home in 2006 and see the shit had followed me back to Oz. Whoever came up with the concept needs to be publicly hung, drawn and quartered as an example to others not to put that mind numbing bullshit on tv.

[AngryAussie]

Oh yeah, they seriously suck.

[Tr0janV0dka]

Shoot the golden iPhone with the Scout/Engineer's Pistol from TF2. More like shoot the person who made that ad in the fucking head and win me a fucking internet.

[AngryAussie]

That sounds good!

[physcoticweirdo]

cool money making machine and x ray specs awsome

[AngryAussie]

It's all good.

[ScarlettKitsune]

The meaning of life isn't on the internet or on your mobile phone. Its in your cereal!!

I wish I had x-ray specs... ;.;

[AngryAussie]

Xray spec rule!

[youyouyouguy]

one of my fav sites has theese ads-sometines they are inapropriate or just plain anoying Dx

[AngryAussie]

They're bloody annoying!

[ImaMacFan]

Stupid ads make me angry as well, to bad its most of them now adays

[AngryAussie]

It sure is!

[alzak90]

hahaha great job! Have you seen the "George W Bush (if not, John Howard) has an IQ of 125, CLICK HERE TO TAKE THE IQ TEST!"? They're hell annoying too and even worse they're more common!

[AngryAussie]

That one's kind of clever though - everyone wants to prove they're smarter than Bush.

[KaZaKaGeJeFF]

lol trueeee whats up with the Video game councel ads like the ps3 360 lol i once read one that said Win a Free Xbox Now and then PUNYYYYYYYYYYYYY letters at bottom said that a single charge of 400 dollars will enlist u for a CHANCE to win it for " free " lmao

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, those ones are total scams.

[VanyelK]

LOL Im so happy I subscribe to you. I know one of these dumb fucks that actually sms' one of those stupid adds. AUD$60 later and he still couldn't get them to stop. He bloody deserved it.

[AngryAussie]

I'm glad you're enjoying the vids :)

[xXPawsXx]

I'm too lazy to be a gullible kid, hahah, but yeah I agree with you on every level about those ads though

I mean, honestly, wtf are people thinking?

Poor AngryAussie you're all alone D:

I've finaly been convinced to subscribe though so...maybe that'll cheer you up a little

[AngryAussie]

That does indeed cheer me up :)

[wiiguy20]

yes, I get the "text #### to #### to see who your crush is" ad all the time.

[BdenxLovexX]

You are hilarious. I will be subscribing.

[AngryAussie]

Thank you and welcome aboard!

[TaySaysss]

text bla bla if your a fucking moron LOL THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY

[AngryAussie]

They may as well advertise it that way.

[Pavarotti4eva]

the ads keep on comin, so some one must use them!

holy fuck!

"HEY, send your name to 1900"gullible as shit" to get the name of your luck girl, who you probably dont know and never will!!!"

WTF!

[AngryAussie]

It's frightening that people are that stupid.

[stuffnthat12]

last bit was the cheesyest thing out, but funny n e ways

[AngryAussie]

Well I'm glad you liked it on balance.

[FailureAccomplished]

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[AngryAussie]

That's a great collection of services!