Jake and Amir: Consoling

[Keathius]

I'm surprised in how few it is, that knows the function of: "ctrl-f"...

[Nievesggness]

nice glass of milk 

[WillSuter13]

What do they even do at College Humor. How do they make any money?

[kazgrey6661]

I love how Jake's screensaver is a glass of milk. 

[guriibrar]

Amir is the dumbest I have seen out there

[bonzwah1]

1:33 "im gonna get back to work"...fuck me...

[bavorwerk]

Jake: You eat cat food?

Amir: Uh, yeah. Of course! Look at me.

[CraigTheMusicDude]

It crashed just like that

[StormTheFuture]

Jake lost the script, they are therefore improvising.

[GAMEVIDEOS007]

How can it be 0:08 when it was 23:15 just a few minutes ago?



[MrNomekop32]

did any one notice that jakes backround on his computa is a glass a milk????

[fallout3qc]

at 0:41 jake looks at the camera

[OvErShadOweDaZn]

=.= I hate it when the top comments are just reply's to other comments... too lazy to find the comment...

[xXOpticButtholeXx]

@OvErShadOweDaZn find this shit

[CanadianFighter2k]

@OvErShadOweDaZn all comments and ctrl f

[HeavyMetalFreaksYou]

@OvErShadOweDaZn i know right

[JosephPanzeca]

press 1 then press 7.. repeat...

[GreeenGiantt]

CAT FOOOOOOOD HAHAHAHA

[stingersfury]

"of course" sounded soooo cute despite im a guy lol

[neb7851]

i eat cat food it's nice :-)

[Alexgranli45]

I WANT 2 SEE FAIL CLIPS AT THE END!!!! on all of your films! make 10-30sec or something!! :D

[gabbyworldhq]

"You eat cat food?"

[tatertot64]

Two replies as the top comments? Next video.

[randomguy2274]

the guy behind them looks like he watch them

[SKATE4OKI]

i have test on the odyssey tomorrow and im here -_____-

[summadayyz]

thanks for posting quotes its not like i just watched the video before reading them

[sashatheveryawesome]

Jake has a trophy on his desk...

[geogodd]

this was a bit half arsed tbh

[zeekdavis11]

its 3am.....why am i still up

[Grefins999]

@zeekdavis11 cuz your addicted to J&A. Best way to get back on track is to limit the amount of J&A you watch. And whatever you do DONT visit collegehumors site and you still might have a chance to get out ALIVE.

JK

[SuperJimmyKnight]

OMG, I just saw the most badass trailer ever and then I saw possibly the funniest thing ever. Now I'm lmao'ing and in awe

[pennydesouza]

@SuperJimmyKnight What was the trailer for?

[ZOMBIEKILLA192]

keep pressing 6

[pennydesouza]

@ZOMBIEKILLA192 Keep pressing "delete"?

[bchscomedygirl]

@JonHughes94

Because optimism has everything to do with milk. Jake probably sees the glass of milk as half full. But if he spills the milk, he won't cry about it.

[awhowcuteful]

lol that guy behind Amir wearing giant glasses

[TenshiKira1]

@awhowcuteful that's not a real person. It's an amir puppet.

[thefirstbaeter]

Amir only eats chick nugs

[TZS92]

if amir is not dead by the 225th video, i'll kill myself.

[bieberbelieber19]

soo, amir is kinda my life<3 nbd

[cmsutter7]

NOT!!!

[timcoe8]

oh wow im the top comment! it feels good up here!

[maxamillion4536]

@timcoe8 your not

[AlexLong1000]

@timcoe8 I haven't seen such fail in a long time.

[Inversions51]

macs crash?



[camerabox1]

@Inversions51 no they just upload like crazy

[Inversions51]

@camerabox1 i think you misunderstood my comment

[bmdeerwester]

comments commenting comments about comments being top comments commenting comments as replies bug the shit out of me.

[kmd21804]

this top comment drama is too much, it just needs to go away

[GingerMellow5]

@whatawierdnameful i don't think anybody will believe thar you actually "work out"

[whataweirdnameful]

I've been going at these videos for hours and I still have homework and need to work out

[TenshiKira1]

I eat cat food too O_o

[stopstaringatme000]

Laughed so hard when Amir started fake crying. Then my mom yelled at me being up too late

[TeddyBearsLoveMe]

milk desktop background mmmmmm

[RayRai8262]

The irony of the top comments is too good.

[123Jus1]

notice his extra monitor is fine.

[FITBMX97]

lol these kids fail at spelling queer! xDDDDDDDDDDD cacks

[akelley996]

creepy guy staring in background in amir's camera

[purockside]

the cat food part made me lol in a library

[chinchillas1000]

The week after this video comes out all the colleghumor fans comment on it. After that it's just random people who have happened t stumble onto it and have no background knowledge of the actual series.

[wxz177]

@YourLocalGrower and ur a racist

[YourLocalGrower]

@wxz177 and your a qweer

[wxz177]

@YourLocalGrower ur mom is a qweer xD

[YourLocalGrower]

@wxz177 your so gay



[wxz177]

@YourLocalGrower ur not making any sense, u moron -.-

[YourLocalGrower]

@wxz177 fuck your gay

[Emperorbart7]

can anyone explain the ''jobs'' they're supposed to be doing at this ''company'' they fabricated?

[yakiclone1]

@Emperorbart7 haha really? seriously? wow...the company is college humor and they all write for it..

[HeIemeri]

@yakiclone1

Actually jake and amir isn't scripted.

[5thhokage113]

@HeIemeri actually it is, but they do allot of improv as-well

[Jwitzzz]

@HeIemeri most of it is soooo.... lol 

[Guilmon470]

XD Milk.

[JoshLikeCrazy]

BOOM computer in bedroom sleepage

[InvisibleCunt]

If you like jokes about pissing, then urine for a treat.

[ImAwesome4728]

all of you need to stfu

[ThaMajed]

FUCK THESE ONLIVE ADVERTS!!!! :@@@@@@@@@@@@

[JMcKaySV]

@ThaMajed

adblock man

[war5999]

@ReplayGamerSF thief

[xXDigitalassnXx]

@ReplayGamerSF hold 1 if you want to make a real funny joke next time XD

[AlexLong1000]

@ReplayGamerSF Your originality is astounding.

[WhiteboyFTW7thst]

@ReplayGamerSF haha you stole the joke from 2bucks

[ReplayGamerSF]

@WhiteboyFTW7thst I saw your comment on Kpopps new vid but no this comment was made before him

[WhiteboyFTW7thst]

@ReplayGamerSF what did i say there?

[DocRictofen]

@ReplayGamerSF yeah i agree everyone would see it cumming.

[MusicMyBeloved]

mmm cat food



[honeyb237]

haha omg love them...i love how creepy amir is with his obsession with jake...:):):):)

[JohHughes94]

Why is Jakes computer background a glass of milk?

[TheGentlemanFox]

@JohHughes94 Why is your background not?

[JonesCharlesbond]

@JohHughes94 why isn't yours? 

[MrCallumThomas]

@JohHughes94 Why isn't yours?

[gon6ik001]

@JohHughes94 its screen saver to cover porn



[CaptainObviousIAm]

season 1

episode 111

[droxursox319]

Despite how simply adorable the slogan "Give 'em the Bird" is, I highly doubt flipping off your bartender's gonna get you anywhere but thrown out the door

[nkCarrion]

Why is Jake's desktop a picture of milk?

[Kazutoification]

His question was probably: IS THIS YOUR CARD?

[zabusafisch]

why is there a glas of milk on the screen

[UsernamesAreHard10]

ALL THIS TOP COMMENT SHIT IS NOT FUNNY OR ORIGINAL ANYMORE.

[iamfreyac]

Jake's milk background. Hahaha!

[demon95951]

@iamfreyac the person that is going to put the following text in is blind!!! WDEJNhNSDJN DCFCBVERUNhwdbc n nrvtuvghtrvinkfcccccccccc hfb He was traying to say how is ur day today on the 28th of the 9th 2011

[dil712]

i actually kind of like the new facebook layout

[flip4me242]

"You eat cat food?"

"Uh... Yeah. Of course."

[justxforxcommentsx]

cat food?

[bfoster15no2]

I hate it when the top comment is a comment about hating the top comment that is hating the top comment which is a reply...

[MDBgaming]

I hate it when the top comment is a paradox

[JerkMyJoystick]

with all these top comments just comments complaining about the top comment whats the point of having a top comment if your gonna get a top comment saying how the top comment sucks...... lol

[tooty313]

The computer didn't really crash.

[gayshorts120]

I hate it when the top comment is ranting about how the top comment is a comment about hating the top comment being a reply...

[Buzzin53]

@gayshorts120 I hate it when people make dumb ass comments like this trying desperately to be a top comment.

[Nijokaz]

@Buzzin53 the ironic thing is that now your comment is a top comment

[gawdofAtheism]

But Jake's computer didn't crash.

[SheddHeadz]

i really hate when people leave comments about hating the top comment when the top comment is about hating the top comment , being a reply?

[WeAreAirborne]

Jake's background is a glass of milk. LIKE A BOSS.

[ExOtICxPaNdA117]

at 0:40 jake looks at the camera for a split second

[lovepink7906]

jake- u eat cat food?

 amir- uh yeah, of course!

[OhAhUpTheRaa]

Wish people would just go back to quoting the vid...

[TheZachius]

lol at most of the top comment attempts under me XD

[BreakingGraceProd456]

I hate when MOST of the comments are about hating on other comments, therefore, I hate this comment. o.O

Also, I don't even know what just happened in the video...

[TheVengersEggs]

i hate it when the top comment is a comment complaining about the top comment being about hating the top comment being a reply.

[mysuperhumanmushroom]

@tolazyk but your just complaining about you hating people who complain.

[Schlamp96]

I hate it when the top comment is a comment bout hating the top comment being a reply...

[MonkeyInMahShit]

i hate when the top comment is about hating the top comment hating another top comment because its a reply...

[JackassWkukFan]

I hate not watching jake and amir

[WhiteboyFTW7thst]

@JackassWkukFan i hate not? are you high or something?

[TaylorsTutorials1]

1036 people eat cat food

[iloveschool8761]

Walllle walllee wallle walllee wallle walllle world

[pjmgamer0]

i hate people who hates the word hate on someones comment that they hate so much that they have to put a hating comment on Youtube. i hate myself!

[ExplicitJunkieFilms]

ROFL at everyone trying to be the top comment

[StevieStarky]

Wow. Amir finally expanded his diet!!

[LiamSalter]

I hate it how every comment on here begins with 'I hate'.

[thealienking0007mgs]

@LiamSalter i hate redundant comments

[tolazyk]

I hate hating people.

[TheKillerCucumber]

I hate people that complain.

[djth3t4ank]

@GreenDayGuy1999 I know.

[ausp3]

I hate it when people complain about people complaining about top comments.

[jewbacca1732]

I hate it when peiole complain about top comments.

[aggee16]

I hate it when the top comment is a reply.

[yrasianinvasiontv]

haha theres a glass of milk on his screen...

[IamDerpp]

iv already watched all the jakes and amir at least twice goin for 3 times

[KristalKleer]

You eat cat food?

[U2beAdict]

This video taught me that cats eat chicken nuggets

That must be why my cat is so pissed at me

[Funkay17]

Anyone notice Jake's background on his computer is milk being poured into a glass?

[Bibidibabiddiboo]

Is it just me or does Amir NEVER work at ALL??

[dosmart]

Before discovering this, I played wow all the time... Now... I guess I save  money?

[MrFlacen]

@mporvaznik07 COMMENTCEPTION!

[Ginsinq]

@mporvaznik07 I Hate your comment

[PurvyG]

@mporvaznik07 give it a week and the top comment will be hating about people who hate about people hating that the top comment is a reply

[sammywoose]

@PurvyG commentception

[piepicles]

@PurvyG the quest to find mporvaznik07's comment begins!

[MrNoemise]

@PurvyG +1! It's sad that your work is inevitibly going to be stolen. It's really sad how that works.

[SheddHeadz]

@mporvaznik07 sick levels

[Seveleniumus]

@mporvaznik07 and I hate you.

[apmcallister]

@mporvaznik07 i hate it when the top comment is a comment about hating when the top comment is a comment about hating the top comment being a reply...

[SamSmellsOfApricots]

@apmcallister i hate it when the top comment is a reply to the top comment being a comment about hating the top comment being a reply..

[cloetrain13]

I started the playlist at 3, hoping I'd save time and finish the series in one day. But, eight and a half hours later, and I still have ninety episodes to go.

[FamousStarzGirl]

This was uploaded on my bday :D

[dippydoo779]

You eat catfood?

h, YEAH! of course

[SerbiaSerbia1]

press 2 he jizzed in jis pants

[Hlbb4]

I wanna know what Amir's question was.

[gimmeawhopper]

@Hlbb4 it was probavly "deenah tooonaite?"

[TheBugattiw16]

@Hlbb4 Dinner tonight?

[pazzyg]

Hahaaa press 3, 1 then 6 lmao