POCKET SAND

[NostalgiaSchmaltz]

I should start carrying around some pocket sand.

[TheHellWind84]

I love how it looks like it shoots from his hand like a laser. XD

[ZpLitgaming]

a new move in pokemon has been seen

[Thatmexicasiankid]

26 people ran out of pocket sand...

[CasMania0]

"Dale's Defensive Pocket Sand"

Works against just about everything you want to fight with eyes!

[futanolito1]

category: gaming

seems legit

[patrickcomedy101]

We all could use some pocket sand

[Thatmexicasiankid]

The way he said it was hilarious...

[BlueKewne]

Mr. Big is pleased.

[xInertiax127]

I like the part when he said pocket sanf

[rndmchnnl]

Dale will soon be available as DLC for Mortal Kombat :P using one of his special moves "Pocket Sand"

[samsherbert]

Oh Dale, you stupid, crazy, and adorable bastard

[GenocidalEdge]

Only available in Texas. New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada, The Sahara Desert, and Death Valley California.

[Sabrehockeylw29]

I like the part when he says pocket sand...

[coolman5242]

This is a DFO Female Brawler in a nutshell.

[KoalaTroll]

press 4 Sand!

[TheBurndexDude]

Chuck Norris Defeated 25 people with Pocket Sand

[Remoniq]

This is how I win all my fight.

[DamnitHannah]

OMG DIED LAUGHING.

[robertsfunny1995]

This should be a meme.

[CreepinTooMuch]

I love how Dale bursts out the door at the end of the vid.

[Tactual]

This video is not funny in any way, only stupid people enjoy it.

Just kidding it's fuckin hilarious! HABAGABABABAGAGAHEYHEY!

[GeneralKrunch]

Make it loop!

[IBrokeTheOath]

@GeneralKrunch Type the word repeat in front of youtube in the address bar.

[BurritoLord13]

This has become a meme betweeen me and my friends.

[Excalliber100]

I love Dale because he doesn't see society as most people see it.

He sees it as a place to do anything he wants, given he had the money.

LIke the medieval tower that failed in looks but certainly made him happy :3.

[Psypoxity]

I swear, there is something infinitely charming about these 5 seconds.

[DomTheDomination]

KAMEHAME POCKET SAND HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[YourMomBakesPies]

This is now a meme.

[Mikeybetts]

2 things that will solve all your problems.

FUS DO RAH!

and

POCKET SAND!

[XBlueM0ndayX]

Love the video, love the description of the video.

[Mmmathers4]

Enough with the shshshashug!

[KingCommando32]

SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE A DALE GRIBBLE VIDEO GAME! It would be soo epic.

[NverEnoughDeathMetal]

@KingCommando32 i would hope that one of the missions includes killing the wife for cheating on dale with john redcorn. the video game would be so awesome.

[ElBarto3131]

Dale used sand attack.

[ThaiBox7788]

shi shaw

[toon12345678910]

Best move in black friday!

[CobaltiSickle]

FATALITY

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

king of the hill online in a nutshell

[dudeofdeath868]

DALE USED SAND ATTACK VERY EFFECTIVE!!

[SuicideDeathCommando]

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!

[NickChamp23]

Can't stop replaying so funny

[Lelouch799]

press 4 for hours of entertainment...XD

[FathomLordKarathr]

mr big is pleased

[TheSecondR]

WILD DALE APPEARS

WILD DALE USED SNATCH

TUXEDO GUY RESISTS

DALE USED POCKET SAND

TUXEDO GUY'S ACCURACY GREATLY FELL

DALE HAS FLED THE SCENE WITH A SUITCASE

Also the final boss in Victory Road is Mr. Big :P

[RadonX9]

PAUW KAETT SAYND

[sakurawolf1]

I need to get myself some poacket sand :I

[bionicle2122]

Keep pressing 4 until the guy dies.

[Wiiplayer2674]

Wild BusinessMan's accuracy went down!

[sonicdude8745]

Press 2 for Pocket sand press 4 for SAND

[alexjluthor]

They ripped this off on an episode of PSYCH!!!

[dragonman86]

@alexjluthor i have this feeling that Phych ripped this from KOTH. something tells me this show is older.

[alexjluthor]

@dragonman86 ...That's what I said. They did "pocket sand" on an episode of PSYCH. It was a new episode where they're being superheros.

[dragonman86]

@alexjluthor oh ok, misread.

[thrillahify]

@alexjluthor

I'm pretty sure that this was before "Psych".

[ultraepicman]

Dale uses Sand-Attack!

It's super effective!

[Conkerdeath]

@ultraepicman I didn't even look at the comments and I knew that this would be written.

[idioticstudiogames]

@ultraepicman but sand attack is a status lowering move. it can't be super effective. POKE-NERD POWER!!!!

[conspicuity]

@ultraepicman

Sand attack is never super effective

[GhostLink92]

@conspicuity Looks like it just was.

[Beckford2010able]

which episode is this

[WorldofWarcraft98100]

adding another thing to keep in my pocket 9 have weird things i find and make food and drinks now pocket sand and pocket knives sometimes but always pocket sand

[eocine]

I keep sand in my pockets just for this.

[obeythemelon]

Is anyone else annoyed by how it says "It was super effective!" even though Sand Attack is a non-damaging attack?

[Eirith]

@obeythemelon

No, because most people can understand the joke and laugh at it. You're just a fucking nerd.

[NverEnoughDeathMetal]

@obeythemelon lol. you're a useless nerd with no sense of humor. go hang yourself.

[dogindagrass]

@obeythemelon Ever watch the anime?

[KoopaDude94]

@obeythemelon Yes. I have yet to recieve the level of anger and hatred for pointing it out that you did, for some reason. Maybe it's because I usually turn that into a joke itself.

[somedood99]

It seems that his opponents accuracy has been lowered.

[onilink422]

I am so high right now, and this is hilarious! Pocket Sand! xD!

[kinginprussia1870]

i carried a pocket full of sand after i saw this i am not shitting you

[XTheKatzchenGrenadeX]

Shall keep in my mind....

[polymath7]

What the hell did I just click on?

[Skwinkster]

I'm going to start carrying and in my pockets.

[MuleMan14]

Why are the top comments both fucking gay arse Pokemon references? Since when did everyone on youtube become so fucking gay?

[possibrakestand350]

@MuleMan14 amen to that

[Qtip290]

@MuleMan14 When you joined

[ButtsexSandwich]

@MuleMan14 Because you're a fucking idiot who doesn't understand it. The joke was still fucking fail and I thumbs'd it down, but you're fucking retarded as well for not understanding it.

[MuleMan14]

@ButtsexSandwich No I understood the jokes, and they were still fucking awful

[ButtsexSandwich]

@MuleMan14 They kind of originated from something but then got in the hands of little children who thought it was so randum XD funny then made it's way to youtube. It is agreeably fucking retarded and was probably,"Oh that's interesting" the first time you heard the joke but then it's just overused and people should just go eat a bag of dicks.

[pretearking]

@MuleMan14 Will you just enjoy the damn fucking video and quit being a bitch?

[CarlChub]

Oh my God. It's the perfect weapon.

[CheepCheep64]

Pocket Sand

[Kalaka239846]

Grifuz learned "Pocket Sand"!

[balltongue666]

Dale can really throw pocket sand. Boy, I tell you what.

[davidvdb20]

@balltongue666

Boy oh boy he sure can, can he?

[SirEnker]

YE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-

[DarkPlague666]

Mr. Big is pleased.

[DarkXtreme5000]

Greatest attack ever

[orly444]

Say Pidgey.

Get Thumbs up.

[Tactual]

Someone did that to me once except I wasn't attacking them I was just standing in line at the bank

[CartoonKingsChannel]

One of the funniest moments in all of "King of the Hill". Right up there with "Beefaroni", "That's my purse! I don't know you!!!", and almost anything Boomhauer says.

[shaneomac210]

holy crap that was awesome

[CrunchyWalrus17]

Why are most of these comments pokemon-related?

[RocketRaccoon99]

Hold item: Lucky hat [Dale does more damage]

[RocketRaccoon99]

Dale Gribble: The Smoker pokemon Lvl 50 Type:Ground/Poison Abilty: SHI SHAW [Dale takes Less damage from Super Effective attacks] Moveset: Pocket Sand [GROUND] Damage: 80 [Chance to lower Defence] Smoke break: [POISON] Heals hp. Bug spray: [BUG] 50 damage Conperasy Therery [PHISIC] Confuses the enemy.

[LavenderCorncall]

Dal`emon

Type: Ground/Poison

Moves: POCKET SAND attack

[therealpreciseaspins]

i miss this show so much...now all the actual humor has been replaced by family guy.

[Pwnage195]

loop it

[forgetfulmandude]

21 people got pocket sanded

[Skycrusher]

My moveset for Dale:

1. Sand Attack

2. Rage

3. Flail

4. Leer

Holding B. Sunglasses.

[ShogunWarrior13]

What is this Magic he speaks of?! This power is too great for any mortal to posess!

[JustChrisLTD]

Combine with fire element for Pocket Glass.

[irishtrash15]

It's actually not a bad idea. It's certainly legal to carry sand in your pockets, and now it's deadly.

[egcerritos]

@irishtrash15 It's like street fighter. ...in Arlington.

[michaelcantwellable]

@egcerritos Arlington? Seriously?! Go back to Hollywood!

[egcerritos]

@michaelcantwellable I don't get it.

[XBlueM0ndayX]

@egcerritos The town is called 'Arlen'

[ArlenStark]

@XBlueM0ndayX good name for a town :P

[egcerritos]

@XBlueM0ndayX Oh! You're right! Thanks for pointing that out! Pocket sand!

[michaelcantwellable]

@egcerritos Diiieeyaaah!

[801NvizioN]

Special tactics.

[ZeFuhrer00]

who needs pepper spray this move i way cheaper and cool to do.

(dont do it unless you need to its a very powerfull tool)

[aleramone23]

omg what a good idea

[TheRochoman]

LOOL, im so gonna do that

[MysteryAC]

Most OP move in PVP

[TheNoobRapter]

it's super effective.

[cadegrey]

Whew! I thought I was the only one who put sand in my pocket!

[Megaluigi93]

now i need a bag of pocket sand to keep away freaks

[tacoman202]

I smell a new meme on the horizon!

[themangakawolf]

and this is y i carry pocket sand too :D

[Trashcansam123]

Thats actaully not a bad idea. It's like mace but free.

[messiha666]

favorite way to kill in DF

[AndrewEightySeven]

SQUIRREL TACTICS!!

[tastethejace]

lol just the fact that he has sand in his pocket for the rare occasion such as this, and actually uses it, is hilarious.

[517634]

This episode is on right now!

[LolEYEHasFun]

there should be a champion of summer spell in League of Legends called "Pocket Sand" - completely blinds the targeted champion turning all the battlefield to fog of war.

[tannerblake2002]

tap 5 for sand power

[Trudermark]

Sand-Attack! XD

[Baseballer027]

Dale used sand attack. It was super effective?

[MinecraftPlanetChan]

Nrr

Gaah

Give it

Gyuuh

PAKKET SAND

Gooooow!

SHSHAAAAAAAAHH!!

[yinyang10020]

He took the wrong brief-case dangit!

[DeidaraUNable]

Dale Gribble used Sand-Attack! It was super-effective!

[Trudermark]

@DeidaraUNable Sand-Attack is never Super-Effective! LOL!

[PCGamerNET]

@DeidaraUNable but sand attack isn't a damaging move, it just lowers the opponent's accuracy by one stage.

[darknight10000]

@DeidaraUNable *geek mode* Actually sand attack doesn't deal damage. It only lowers accuracy.

[JimmyFraska]

The fact that he carries pocket sand on hand is genius.

[TangD130s]

ahahahahah love it!

[drewski4u]

episode please? name of the episode?

[CoolerKing37]

@drewski4u Soldier of Misfortune.

[drewski4u]

episode please? name of the episode?

[megaexplosions]

*makes a pokemon attack reference.  gets thumbs up*

[darknight10000]

Only Dale would have pocket sand.

[Ichiboy900]

Dale was carrying that sand in his pocket all of his life, just waiting for that one specific moment.

[TheBlackSpade144]

POCKET SAND (runs away) NIGNA

[robertsfunny1995]

Someone should photoshop Seth Macfailane's face over that man's.

[breakingjesus57]

pocket sand has very high damages to your opponent

1. make them cry

2. they cant see

3. they fall

4 they say "oawwoow"

5.you cant blind them lol

[THELASTREDMAGE]

Dales Pokemon moves

1.Shi shaw 2.Pocket sand

3.Rabies rage 4.Poison Fumes

His pokemom type Fire/poison.

[emocoon666]

@THELASTREDMAGE what do the abilities do?

[HawkLeer]

@THELASTREDMAGE Ground/Poison. Pocket Sand is obviously a ground type move.

[THELASTREDMAGE]

@HawkLeer He smokes. plus other pokemon besides ground learn it too.

[kufygfykt]

@THELASTREDMAGE 5. Squirrel Tactics!

[KeybladeMaster87]

@THELASTREDMAGE

At level 30 he evolves to Rusty Shackleford.

[QuadeyBohY]

@THELASTREDMAGE wouldn't it be Ground/poison?

[AutovoltGTS]

Where's pocket sand when you need it. >;D

[zeppelinmaiden32]

FATALITY!!!!!!!!

[anothaninjaguy]

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

[MylestheMediaMaster]

Dale Gribble Lv. 100 Type: Normal Attack: 27 Sp.Atk: 16 Defense: 32 Sp.Def: 22 Speed: 35 Moves: Tackle Sand-Attack Drink Beer Bug Spray Ability: SHI SHAAAW! This Pokémon is immune to any move, any type, or any status change.

[Thornberry4president]

Dale use sand attack!

[Leishmaniasisably]

He clearly used Whirldwind... or possibly Roar.

[Serpentar9000]

Wild Business man appeared!

*Buisnessman used STEAL SUITCASE*

*Dale used POCKET SAND*

*Dale sucessfully escaped*

+10xp

[wutsgoodnukka]

the top comments would be something dale would say, and just like that. yelling it then narrirating himself haha

[RavenSkyhhhhh]

The two top comments go together so perfectly.

[xGimpyx]

@RavenSkyhhhhh And you ruined it. Nice going, Dick!

[RavenSkyhhhhh]

@xGimpyx Actually the two top still go together pretty well

[punkorbepunkd]

i love this video



[XXGDUBSXX]

Heat up your pockets and you get POCKET GLASS shi shi shah!

[ITSbigwillystyle]

I did this the other day, but all I had in my pocket were pens, so the results were more effective.

[mudkiptyler]

"I need this item returned! I shall now toss this sand 'that I retried from my pocket, into your eyes to blind you so I may get my item back."

[MylestheMediaMaster]

RANDOM GUY'S accuracy fell!

[Rawr190594]

OMFG COMMENTS RELATED WITH POKEMON

Y U NO STOP APPEARING AND MAKE AN ORIGINAL COMMENT?!?!