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  • Those in rescue hear/have the exact same conversation with complete dumbnuts every single day. It is so real it's not even funny.

  • Hey...can you make a video on "I NEED TO GET RID OF MY CAT BECAUSE I AM PREGNANT'! Also how about those people who keep pets for numerous years and then "GET RID OF THE PET BECAUSE I AM ALLERGIC"! I listen to your videos when I get tired of dealing with the public.

  • I'm a Dog Trainer, this is almost not funny lmfao. >.< !!!!!

  • This is SOOOOO real. I just wish shelter people really could speak the truth to the morons in front of them.

  • Isn't this video the truth, funny for those who have worked in shelters

  • This is AMAZING! I volunteer for animal rescues and I go through this every day

  • I was told I was alergic.I kept the pets for they are my famaily.Glad too.Cause it didn,t matter.We have such fun too.

  • "You incredible waste of flesh"

  • Ummmm... why is this called "shelter humor"? I don't find it one damn bit funny. 100 dogs a day get the needle at the shelter in my city. The city sends a full sized garbage truck out there daily to pick up 100 plastic bags full of unwanted dogs.

    No... it's not a damn bit funny.

  • @etaion99

    your right they should change it to Shelter Reality .

  • @etaion99 Its called shelter humor because people find humor in being able to relate to the volunteer who calls the guy an idiot for not thinking ahead about his dog.  Volunteers want to be able to call animal owners who pull this stunt morons all the time, but have to abstain. This is their outlet :)

  • @etaion99 You must not work at a shelter. It's hard having to see all the great animals that get euthanized on a daily basis. Those of us who work at the shelters encounter morons like this daily! That is why this is humorous, its a reality of the ignorance in our society. Its funny because we would all love to educate these people and show them what really goes on in the shelter when they abandon their animals for such ridiculous reasons (not that there isn't legitamit reasons, there are)

  • "People like you are why I am on medication." HA!!

  • this shows more how the owners bad

  • Best video ever.

  • Omg! I thought I was at work. We go threw this everyday. So true you retard dog owners.

  • @jmh200504 = I'm glad to hear that. I've just heard from rescue orgs and shelters that there does exist this problem in certain states. And they're so sad and frustrated to see this problem repeat. And they're left to clean up the mess.

  • @jmh200504 = I'm glad to hear that. I've just heard from rescue orgs and shelters that there does exist this problem in certain states. And they're so sad and frustrated to see this problem repeat. And they're left to clean up the mess.

  • sad thing is this happens alot...

  • Hysterical, You NAILED IT!!! This video should be titled "What Shelter workers & volunteers would say if they could" I have to subscribe after seeing this LOL

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  • Shelter workers aren't any more innocent than the people they have to deal with everyday. My dog came from somebody who worked at the SPCA who "saved" this puppy from euthanasia. But just like the people they judge, as soon as he was too big and not so cute, she came looking for another owner and that's where I came in.

  • i work in an animal shelter and this is sooo true and i wish i could tell customers that...LOL

  • Disgusting robots.

  • And they also gave us a unicorn, we keep it in the back where it shits bricks all day .....xD!!!

  • But he's such a sweet dog.....and I'm moving....

    XD

  • "Are your parents siblings?"

  • @BurningAmore I think it's an insult saying he is inbreed so he is dumb

  • I wish the young military people could not have a pet. They buy a cute puppy or kitten, then move to another base and leave them all behind. Ugh!

  • @voxgirl I sooooooooooo wish that the base ombudsmen would help our rescue group with a military foster program, but they all seem to be more concerned with the damamge the dogs might do to base housing. :(

  • Ah, it's so funny! And soooo true! I'm laughing so hard, yet ready to cry...

  • retarded freak..lol wish you could talk to the idiots this way

  • lmao people are heart-less and do ,do this.. i wish people (volunteers) would tell them that( the people who do this )

  • how about"my boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't like cats" HOw shitty is that? Long after your major squeeze has left your life,you STILL would have had your loyal friend by your side!! Oh people..Today I heard this one in the Shelter.."I thought after one week the cat would have become best friends with our dog. I have no time to supervise a traumatized shelter cat" AND she wanted the adoption fee returned! WTF??

  • Yeah Cheeky!,and what about

  • Oh this is so fucked up typical!! How many cats I've seen 8-10 years old, that were so traumatized because their owners "didn't need them" any more" and brought them to the Shelter! My favorite is "I just found out I'm allergic" This is within a range of 1 week to years!!

  • @Suzan4B ITA, it's insanity. That one and the "new baby" excuse. 

  • HAH!! This is so true!! The favorite I have gotten:

    -Customer Returning Dog: "the dog won't come when i say come, she just runs the other way, i don't want an untrainable dog"

    -Me, The Shelter Dog Trainer: "Well, have you actually TAUGHT her the come command? ((Dogs aren't pre-programmed computers, you know))"

    -Customer: "I put her in a sit stay and walked away from her and said come, if she didn't come to me I would pull her ((on a choke chain)) towards me but she is stupid and doesn't get it."

  • A dog is only as smart as his owner.

  • This is my job. I am as snarky as the brown bear in the video, as well.

  • Awesome video, "but he is such a sweet dog, and I am moving.".

    The reason we adopt older dogs...

  • I love how ppl are arguing about the "dude" and "her" in the vid. They are not people idiots, they're computerized voices. lmao

    At least I'm smart enough to not have any pets. If you do not own a home you have no business having a pet. Also, find a place that allows pets. DUH

  • @JessiemaeFL78 - Owning a home does not really have a lot to do with being a responsible pet owner.

  • @kcchandler

    Really? What is the main excuse people give for throwing away their pets?? "I'm moving."

    If you have roots, you are less likely to "get rid of" your pet.

  • @JessiemaeFL78 Many people lose their houses, you fucking idiot. It's all about the responsibility of the person to find a place that accepts pets when they know they are moving, whether it's from their house, condo, or from one apartment to another! I have news for you - someday God may just strike you down and put you in your place, so that you realize you're being a judgemental fucking shit.

  • @CheekyThrill

    Wow. Did I strike a nerve? Easy to call ppl names hiding behind a monitor huh? I agree...but at least I don't have to curse to get my point across. ^_^

  • @JessiemaeFL78 Sweety, I don't have to curse, I choose to, now stop whining about it, and STFU. If you said to my face that I shouldn't own pets because I no longer own a home, I'd tell you (without hiding behind my laptop) to fuck off. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck. :-P

  • @JessiemaeFL78 Um, excuse me? "If you don't own a home you have no business having a pet." WTF? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

  • This is just like all the idiots out there. Dumping there poor pets , when you have a pet that is your child. They only know you , you are their Mom or Dad. Would you like to be thrown out like trash? I have taken in several animals off the strreet and out of the pounds just so they have a chance. I think for all the people who throw their pets away they should also be thrown away. Makes you wonder will they throw their parents out someday too?

  • HA! if only people who work at shelters were this nice. People who work at shelters are shit. This guy is an idiot though

  • LoL This is awesome

  • dude omg my friend is so stupid. she thinks her dog is dumb but its because she does not give it attention, and she leaves the dog at home all the time. i told her she is the dumb fkn one. she needs to rehome her dog. but her husband abuses the dog, and she says he will kick me out if i get rid of the dog. god people are fkn retarded. why get a dog in the first place if your not going to take proper care of it?

    and this video is funny because it is true!

  • I think anyone who just dumps their pet after 10 years is a heartless pice of crap who cares more about themselves then anything on this planet. That says something about the kind of person they are ..having vented that ... dogs that are "stupid" are that way cause idiots like the guy in the movie don't bother to train them... their children will also reflect that inability to teach

  • This is just too damn funny. I foster dogs from the shelter and there are actually some volunteers who talk to people like this because the people are literally so clueless, it's hilarious to overhear. I also remember a time when a girl there tried to tell me the shelter was no-kill and I just looked at her like "what have YOU been smoking?". Great vid!

  • This is the reason there should be human euthanasia....and pets should get to make the decision

  • BUT HE IS SUCH A SWEET DOG!

  • I've been in the Animal Control field for 16 years. I have had this conversation REPEATEDLY and verbatim! I just wish I was allowed to respond as the shelter worker in the clip! Great work!

  • I cannot explain how perfect this is and how true it is. Someone must have recorded this! "...But I'm moving..."

  • lol this is awsome.....

  • A few years ago, when my now ex took off with younger woman, I asked him, 'What do you want to do with your dog?' Since he had been the one, insistent on getting the dog in the first place. His response? "Golden Rescue" ... My response "My dog, then. " That was 4 years ago. And he's such sweet, fun retriever (currently asleep on my feet.)

    (Within 2 years of this, he had two new dogs, and two new cats . He'd left his cat, too. He said the girl was allergic.)

  • I'm a volunteer at my local SPCA, and I can tell you I see stupid people like this all of the time. The even sadder rescues are ones from the South (I live in the Northeast.)

  • if i would be having these problems and that cunt talking to me like that ...i would itch slap her fucking face !! just shut up and do ur job !! if she is so personal about it then send the word without the damn organisation !! damn cunt !

  • @andrewkiki I wonder if your dog is housetrained after that tirade...

  • @pilarq well nothing like that will ever happen 2 my dog!my dog isnt trained he knows the basics commands and thats all i need.. hes still and silent inside sooo.... but yet..its a computerized voice of a cunt acting like such.thats all im saing

  • @andrewkiki you mean if you were having problems like needing to move and not taking the time to find out what you should do with your dog? Ok idiot

  • @hollieo12 no , i mean not taking the motherfucking dog if u dont got time for it in the first place !! so in the future dumb owners dont need 2 deal with sorry ass sons of bitches like u !!!  u dont know what problems that man has !! i got a dog i wouldent leave him for anything !! sbut i would still stabb ur motherfuckin head for talking shit like that to ppl u dont even know !! its called respect !! this piece of shit shelter needs some u sick son of a bitch

  • @andrewkiki you're obviously a moron

  • @hollieo12 WHY IS EVERYONE THINK IM A BAD PERSON ??? im not saing theyr WRONG !!! theyr totaly right about it ..those are assholes who do such things to dogs !! TO ANIMALS !!! all im saing is that this bitch in the clip ...is an animated one right ?RIghT ...i would rip her fucking head off if she was tralking to me like that !!!

    one last time ..THEY ARE RIGhT !!

  • @andrewkiki Dude, just STFU. You're obviously an idiot like the dude in the clip. Just shut it.

  • @CheekyThrill read all my motherfuckin most u son of a bitch ! got it ..im a moron !! but off of ya'll fake sorry asses arent any better !! read below what i meant then judge u cunt !!!

  • @andrewkiki Nah, I don't listen to people who call disgusting names like "cunt". Better to shut your mouth and have people think you're a fool than to open it and remove all doubt, which is what you have done. Goodbye, moron! :)

  • @CheekyThrill so moron is better than cunt ??? try reading what i said...all i said is that Her attitude in the clip is discursting !!! thats all .. never said theyr not right .. i know more about dogs than every one around here( i think ) ..so stop being dissrespectfull !! got no reason !!!

  • @CheekyThrill just listen her again in the clip ... get serious ... id slap the hell out of her if she was talking to me like that !!!!!

  • But he is such a sweet dog... and im moving

  • Really sad and true. I have had this conversation too. I foster dogs because I couldn't have that conversation often. Pet care isn't rocket science it just takes a *willingness* to learn.

  • I would have to say if you disliked this video you are one of the people that do this :)

  • Omg it is like a day out of my life! I hate people !!

  • So stupid it's funny

  • amazing video- so true to real life sadly. I laughed so hard in some spots, this is good because other wise I would have been crying.

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  • So true. Everybody thinks the animal they leave is "so cute" it will be adopted but unfortunately most adult animals-especially those over 2 years old will probably be euthanized :(

  • It would be wonderful if every shelter could have this playing on a loop in the lobby as people come to dump off their pets. The all time dumbest line for a surrender we heard was "We just changed our carpet and Toby's fur does not match the new color".

    You have to relate to the cartoon worker who states " It's people like you who keep me on medication....." Classic.

  • This reminds me of when a firend went to rescue some kittens have mom spayed. The owner could not understand how she had gotten pregnant. She was not allowed out & had no contact with male cats. My friend noticed a large tom stroll across the living room and asked, "What about him?" The owner responded, "It couldn't be him, he's her brother."

  • @tmhteacher

    I love it. OMG!!! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Reminds me of the lady who's child didn't talk. The school asked the mother if she talked to her kid and she said "No, why would I? She can't talk".

  • What a fucked character, even if he is a just a cartoon.

    Moron, Moron and so true that people ARE LIKE THIS

  • Too true, hear this crap every day.

  • This is so funny i want a unicorn that shits gold bars and i want the idiot to go to a mental instituition.LOL :)

  • SO-O-O sad, so true, from a rescuer.

  • Sooooo know this conversation all too well!! I know I had this conversation more than once with people! Don't you wish we could just tell them how it is that they're incredibly frustrating and just tell them what you REALLY think???

  • All the excuses ive heard and all the things ive wanted to say!!! "your the reason im on medication!" LOL

    I hope everyone here in animal rescue will pass this on to their friends who arent...

  • Everyone here that has or have had anything to do with pet shelters or responsible rescue groups knows this scenario backwards and forwards, sometimes you just want to reach out and grab them by their throat!

    The vast majority of time it's not a dog problem it's a intentionally ignorant stupid and irresponsible owner problem. Problem with the dog? Ditch it and get another one maybe the next one will be smart enough to use the toilet properly.

    What's a crate? AAhaaaaa, somebody stop me!

  • Thank you. for so long ive wanted yo say all of those things to the horrible person infront of me 'donating' their animal. i want them to realize they are the direct reason why animals are dying instead of them telling me im the reason why because i work at the shelter. But since i must hold my tongue, it helps a ton to be able to laugh at this and know im not the only one and it gives me drive to keep going.

  • GREAT VIDEO! After volunteering at The SPCA of Texas for two years I can totally relate! I hope this video goes around the world and back!

  • I absolutely LOVE this video! So true, so true!

  • Hah the only thing missing are these phrases, "Im here to donate my dog", "im not paying a surrender fee", "Which way to your adoption area?" idiots.

  • It's too bad that this isn't run every day as a PSA on each network during prime time.

  • Instead of putting the dog to sleep this person needs to be put to sleep. But this person should have been neutered so they couldn't breed anymore DUMB!

  • Someday, when I know it is my last day of work, I will be saying almost everything that was said here! Until then, I have to be nice. I am so looking forward to that day! Not leaving the shelter, of course, but finally telling someone what I really think!

  • This would be funny if it wasn't so accurate!

  • i. hear. this. every. day. i wish it was a joke but so true

  • omg i so would love to say these lines to the idiot people that come into my shelter!!! i hear that same reason to giving the dog up so many times a day it is sad!! how in the hell can 100 people a day be moving and cant take the dog!! same on craigslist check out the postings and see how many people are moving and cant take the dog!! its SAD

  • I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. For ANYBODY who thinks this dialog was far-fetched, let me assure you it is dead on. Sadly. This plays out over and over and over. People are so stupid and never learn from their mistakes. The owner depicted in this skit is the type of owner who will go onto Craigslist and spend $300 for an unfixed puppy as soon as he relocates. He won't get that dog fixed or trained, that dog will have puppies. And then back he'll go to a shelter with a basket full

  • @baileysgift - you are so right!  What idiots. This is truly spot-on.

  • The repitition from the surrenderer, totally shows peoples mind set. Grrr!~We foster critters & the people are so annoying & irritating. Animals are much nicer than most people. I'd rather clean up poo all day long, than deal with some people.

  • THANK YOU!!!!! from all of our intake staff :-)

  • AMEN!

    LOL.."but he is such a sweet dog and i am moving"

  • "People like you are the reason I am on medication." LOL

  • LOL!!! But true so true!!!

  • This video is patheticly funny. Patheticly funny because this is actually verbatim conversations I've had with people.

  • "He's a really sweet dog, but he's not very smart."

  • Owner turns are sometimes killed in less than 24 hours if the shelter is full. Shelters only have to keep lost or stray dogs for a certain number of days but not owner turn ins.

  • @theophano wow, did not know that

  • Genius.

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  • Love how the shelter worker puts down the idiot owner in smooth little bites. It's what we shelter volunteers would like to say to the damn morons surrendering their pets.

  • @kkg17kk ...LOL. You should just say it and see if they even catch it.

  • people like you are why I am on medication LOL

    yep I feel it

  • This is an incredibly funny video, but also very sad, because it's true. If only we could say those things to those pet owners that deserve to hear it.

  • this is exactly why I have such difficulty volunteering at the local shelter. It's really just too painful to me to see and work with these dogs that are sweet and older and will never leave the shelter because the idiots who surrendered them never bothered to teach the dogs how to live in our human world. Well put together.

  • 8 people have done the same thing that the guy in this video has done.

  • I can't stop laughing. Like all of the best humor - it's a perfect satire of real life. Horrifically sad, but true.

  • Sooo true...

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  • Ahahahaha! This is my job in a nutshell.

  • We can't always blame the people who must surrender their animals...look at the root of the problem- over-population. Spaying and neutering are the answer!!

  • Thank you so much for making this video. I have worked at an animal shelter for the last 5 years. I wonder if people who don't work in a shelter environment think this is a dramatization. It is not. Every shelter worker has had this exact conversation with someone in their career. I laugh every time I watch it (and I've watched it about 12 times.) <3

  • well said... 

  • its cute and all but the voices are so robotic

  • Too true to be very funny, it is actually pretty sad.

  • so true

  • PRECISELY why we all need medications as part of our salary/pay/volunteer logs...

    ACO approced!!

  • This is awesome

  • brilliant job whoever put this together.

  • dead on... ugh people drive me crazy.

  • rofl!! Do you work at the shelter that I used to?

  • rofl!! Do you work at the shelter that I used to?

  • We were rolling on the floor it was so reaslistic ( minus the things you really want to say to people like this!)

  • I vol for Australian Shepherd Rescue in MI...this is exactly the kind of idiot rescues deal with. In the past year we have had a blind dog dumped at a golf course and another dog tied to a sign saying "free dog" with no food or water.

    People are idiots. Dogs don't train themselves.

    Unicorns DO sh*t bricks of gold, lol.

    Guess what? He is moving.

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  • you waste of flesh....

  • pea sized brain indeed...moron..yes.

  • YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!

  • ...and I'm moving.

  • Thank you for giving us a voice. Almost everything I've ever wanted to say.

  • lmaoooooo this is hilarious! that dude is a horrible home owner.

  • Classic to all of us in animal welfare, ohhh how I wish I could say these things!

  • Perfect!! 

  • toooooooooooooooooo true

  • How true... and disgusting. Can't tell you how many times I've heard this.

  • love this video! so perfect!

  • This is so true. Everybody who works or volunteers in shelter or rescue has had this conversation several times.

  • so excellent!!!!

  • This video is great for anyone to view who is involved with animals. I am passing this video along.

  • Now THAT is CLASSIC AND TRUE!! I'm with Rescue and we hear this excuse EVERY DAY!!

  • Oh my...how very true. Love that "you retarded freak" line.

  • I work in animal rescue and I only WISH that we could say that to people!!

    If I had a penny for every time I've heard these exact same comments word for word, I'd be rich!

  • This is so sad & so true.

  • "people like you are the reason I am on medication" True dat.

  • i love these quotes so much can u please please make another clip??

  • fuck that was funny "you are a waste of flesh" "but my dog is so sweet"... so true unfortunately.... thanks for the laughs :)

  • Haha, this is GOLDEN! Working at a shelter, hearing this all day...hit the nail on the head.