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  • It's funny cause it is true.

  • It's junglist massive... still funny.

  • It's weird seeing Jimmy Carr fat, now.

  • He's lost so much weight

  • Would someone mind explaining the pun to a moron?

  • @Kabitu1 Search for "jungle is massive" here on YouTube

  • @Kabitu1 there was a song in the 90's that had the lyric 'Jungle is massive' refering to the music genre 'Jungle'

  • But Lions don't live in jungles...

  • @MrThezho >the lion - the king of the jungle. >doesnt live in the jugnle >mfw

  • @cecevbg "mfw" and trying to green text on YouTube.... just stop

  • what do you get when you cross a human with a 7 year diet of eating dried figs?

    i will tell you in 15 days time!

  • Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? - Fo drizzle.

  • What did the carpet say to the hoover?

    You suck!

  • What did the pirate say when on his eightieth birthday? AYE, MATEY!!

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  • hahaaaaaaa jimmys fat

  • woh tubster :L

  • What did one slice of bread say to the other?

    Somethings aloaf...

  • Jimmy Carr looks massive in this.

  • @ButlerAVFC he has lost a lot of weight.

  • What do you get when you cross an orange and an apple?

    Nothing, bananas cant talk. LOLLLL! wtf! funny weerd joke!

  • Lion's don't live in jungle

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  • I don't get it.

  • @afsdgdfgergerg JUNGLE IS MASSIV BLUD

  • @afsdgdfgergerg WICKED, WICKED, JUNGLE IS MASSIF!

  • What's a ninja's favourite drink?

    WA-TA!

  • @TheAltoSaxophonist Hahaha. That's my new favourite joke.

  • Will everyone arguing just shut the fuck up and watch the videos instead. You fuckers are everywhere on Youtube; on every fucking video! Shit like "the dislike bars the size of JB's penis", "one m0:00re time" and "I liked the part with the [obvious video related observation]" . You can all go fuck off! You're not funny, and if you keep up that copycat nature you never fucking will be.

  • for those who don't get it, jungle is a kind of electronic music most popular in the mid 90s, mostly in the UK... it was the precursor to what we now call drum n bass. the "jungle is massive" part is referencing the lyrics from possibly the most well known jungle track, "Incredible" by M Beat with General Levy. technically though the lyric is "junglist massive," not jungle is massive.

  • @epsons25 That would make sense if that made sense. But it doesn't.

  • @MrEdLoop how does it not make sense??

  • @epsons25 Because an anonymous lion has absolutely nothing to do UK electronica. It's called a joke, lions live in the jungle (well, not really, but forgive him that,) and jungles are big. So naturally a lion could get lost in it.

    It's called an anti-joke actually, a joke that creates humor by playing with our perception of what a joke should be.

  • @MrEdLoop you *could* take it either way, but there are several signs that he's referring to the genre. For one, he says "jungle is massive," not "THE jungle is massive." If he was talking about the jungle only in a literal sense, he would've said "the jungle" but because he just says jungle it's clear that he's talking about the genre.Also, it would be a big coincidence that he'd happen to phrase it "jungle is massive" when that just happens to be from the most famous jungle track.

  • @MrEdLoop also, this exact sort of joke seems to have been going around the jungle scene for ages. I heard that this joke was first published in some jungle magazine way back when.

  • @epsons25 Alright, it's fine for you to think that and it's a trivial matter that I really don't feel like pursuing, just know that you're drawing extended conclusions from things much more simply explained (i.e. he didn't say "the jungle" because he has an accent).

    And in doing so, you're violating Occam's Razor and are therefore slightly logically faulty, but nonetheless you could very well be right. So have a nice day.

  • @MrEdLoop British accented people don't use the word "the?" whatever man. I guess as an American you just aren't familiar w/ jungle music. the cultural reference is more UK based.

  • @epsons25 Not that British accented people don't use 'the', more that that particular article often turns into a softer 's' sound just before the subject, making it less pronounced.

    'Corse, that don't real matter I'spose. Corse, yuv gon an' whupped o' dah 'British peepel be bedda dan' 'Mericans' card, so I'sa best skeddadle on out 'n' go shoot meself up sum supper.

    You see, this is the problem with enjoying British comedy. At some point someone has to call me 'American' and therefore ignorant.

  • @MrEdLoop what? it's a fact that jungle originated in the UK and has never gotten much exposure outside it. Also a fact that more Americans (or Canadians, or w/ever) don't know about jungle compared to British people, for the reason just given. I'm not calling you ignorant; I'm just saying that I understand why you don't understand the cultural reference.

  • @epsons25 Yeah. It was pretty late when I posted that, and in my head whenever an English (British, United Kingdomian, I really don't know) calls me 'American' I always see a condescending sneer in my head, so I often react poorly.

    It's no big, really. And I really don't feel like continuing this argument. Let's just say you're right and be done with it. Ka-peesh?

    (For future reference, using the phrase "as an American you..." is most often not conducive to a healthy discussion.)

  • @MrEdLoop When has a discussion with an American ever been healthy?

  • @Krukkie Ouch, that stings. Nice one.

  • @epsons25 I'm pretty sure that isn't the meaning of it...

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  • I never understood the lions being the "King of the Jungle" thing. Don't lions live on savannahs? I've never seen a lion in a jungle...

  • @MajorMcDoom True, lions don't live anywhere near jungles =\ ohwel

  • Jimmys looking on the chubby side there

  • If you guys are trying to understand this, it's from a song

    'Wicked wiked, jungle is massive. Wicked wicked, jungle is massive'.

  • birds can fly

  • It is true that you don't find lions in the Jungle... you see them on the savanna...

    But the reason you don't see them in the jungle is cos they paint their bollox red and hide in cherry trees...

    Which explains why Tarzan was killed.... he went picking cherries!

  • people dont get it? jungle is massive and thats "bad jungle related joke"

  • ali g lol !!! wicked wicked lol

  • What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

    An elephant's foreskin

  • WICKID WICKID... JUNGLE IS MASSIV.

  • why can't a hooker count to 70??

    because 69 is quite a mouthful!!

  • @amyloo3 In reality, you do not want to 69 a hooker.

  • @TheEvilCouncill Rofl, no doubt haha.

  • Jungle is a genre of british music (like drum and bass/electronic) that originated in the UK in the 90's, and "Jungle is Massive" is just one of those catchphrases (see the Ali G movie soundtrack)

  • Man walks into a bar with a giraffe.Barman says "you can't leave that lying here" Man says "that's not a lion, it's a giraffe".

  • Why did the lion eat the super model, because it was on a diet.

  • he started off by saying "are we telling *bad* jungle related jokes?"

    c'mon guys, really?

  • Jimmy is pretty large here

  • stolen from ali G in da house.

  • @beariath ALI G IS A BITCH AND HE PROBABLY STOLE IT

    

  • @2124Exodus @beariath You both need to shush, nothing was stolen from anyone. He used three words in a joke, that isn't stealing, he didn't claim it as his own nor did he use it in a rhyme or song. There's nothing wrong with Ali G, he has his life and if you don't like it then get over it, don't insult him just because you don't like what he does.

  • @beariath Which was stolen from jungle music in the 90s.

  • I dont get it :(

  • @lucieee97 jungle is massive is a song that ali g sings in his movie in da house. its a parody of gang culture and a hilarious film. /watch?v=XEnl8S2Ozx0

  • Why did the Lion get lost?

    His pride wouldn't let him ask directions

  • say gorilla not lion you idiot

  • i dont get it some one plz email me whats it about wareand@gmail.com. thx

  • @andywarecommando M.C Vapour 'Jungle Is Massive' Search for it

  • /watch?v=O7TklQTeuSE

  • that made me lol, because I got it.

    :P

  • don't get the cultural inferences so.... I THROW IT ON THE GROUND

  • it's not THE jungle is massive, it's jungle is massive.......WICKED WICKED

  • Wow, Jimmy was so fat before!

  • looks like jimmy has been taking some hints from jo...

  • COS THE JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!!!!!!!!!!

  • @TheGalinOfWorld Not funny.

  • @TheGalinOfWorld Worst. Joke. Ever.

  • @TheGalinOfWorld Bad jokes are funny. But yours isn't even a joke.

  • @TheGalinOfWorld 40 YouTubers died of suffocation last week, why did they cover their nose and mouth in the first place?

    Answer: They saw your joke and couldn't stop facepalming.

  • @Rymdpandan thats such a bad joke

  • @hardxxcorey It was supposed to be. Besides, it's nothing compared to the joke I was replying to.

  • @TheGalinOfWorld wow thats bad

  • Wicked, wicked

  • brilliant!

  • Woah Jimmy Carr was Massive o_O

  • fatty

  • Funny joke, but the song is actually "Junglist Massive".

  • @MichaelG99864 yes well done, the joke was intended to sound like the title of that particular song, in the spirit of humor. This isn't a documentary about what the song title actually is.

  • @shanustheanus Well done Captain Obvious, I'm only saying.

  • @MichaelG99864 It's how everyone says it and knows it though

  • @andyt2k i know....your point is?

  • I didn't get this but I laughed anyway because it's perfectly understandable for something to be lost in a big jungle :/

  • @WailingCoconuts Its a song called "jungle is massive" by MC Vapour, made popular by the film Ali G in Da House. Funny as film, good song too :)

  • @WailingCoconuts

    So you DID get it ;-)

  • @WailingCoconuts You accidentally got it.

  • @WailingCoconuts You know the song Jungle is Massive?

  • Thats a terrible joke because even though the punchline is in reference to the song, a lion has nothing to do with the song but also jungles are big so it works without knowing of the song but not funny, so all round awful.

  • @360cbh nerd. truly

  • @cptmuska If you find this funny you are simple. Truly.

  • @360cbh you are thinking too much sir.

  • @saucy05 It took me 5 seconds to come up with that thought.

  • Omg, ppl dont read before they post - He is reffering to a song not the Savanna. Please read the top comments before you start correcting intelligent comedians who dont need to be corrected.

  • Lions don't live in the jungle. They live on the savanna. But maybe that's why he was lost.

  • @AndPlus Lol, some lions live in jungle.

  • if lions don't live in the jungle, then no wonder why they will get lost there as they are not used to the territory. I wonder is lions can get cat-nav?

  • Lions live in the savanna.

  • Who is the woman at 0:10 ?

  • It's "Junglist Massive" not "Jungle Is Massive".

    Plus, lions don't live in the jungle.

    Although the joke is hilarious.

  • i didnt know the song.

    Still found the joke funny though

  • Press 6. Wait a second and listen to the first laugh

  • i thought he was going to say to get to the other pride...

  • LIONS DON'T LIVE IN THE JUNGLE!!!

    Although, that's probably why he got lost...

  • @joydivided23 the lions the king of the jungle brada

  • @joydivided23

    You do realize there's VERY vast Jungle in Africa right?.. Hence the term "King of the jungle"..

  • @joydivided23

    "LIONS DON'T LIVE IN THE JUNGLE!!!"

    They do on weekends and bank holidays... you can't expect lions to work every day of the week.

  • @joydivided23 Your mum lives in a jungle!

  • My friend laughs until she cries at this joke!

  • honestly i laughed at the fact that jungles are massive and it would be perfectly reasonable to get lost in one.

  • the bird in the clip (not jo brand) is a right MILF>

  • no, because lions don't live in jungles , they live in savannah

  • @wwaalltthheerr KillJoy.

  • @wwaalltthheerr Before they became extinct, some species lived all over the world, even in places like Greece so it's possible they used to live in the jungle. Plus they live in the forests of India, and a jungle is just a dense forest so..

  • I like the redhead woman's hair...

    /irrelevant girly comment

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  • And because the word "jungle" is sanskrit meaning uncultivated land and does refer to that land as being dry. So theres a bit of QI for today :D

  • Because the lion is the king of the jungle.

  • Damn, when he's fat he should be renamed to Jim Carr

  • Jimmy Carr you fat bastard =]

  • chubby <3

  • I thought this joke was amusing (and hence deriving humour) in the same way that the jokes;

    a) What did batman say to Robin before he got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile Robin

    and

    b) What's brown and sticky? A stick

    derive their humour, rather than a reference to a song about a lion. Which, if it were true, would be hugely un-hilarious and strange unless any of these lion songs actually mentions lions getting lost in jungles.

  • @Katz1065 U r soooo dumm

  • @Katz1065 A popular culture reference has gone over your head. don't suppose you've heard of Ali G? Type jungle is massive or junglist massive into youtube.

  • @mutater0 Perhaps a popular cultural reference in your country. Alas it is not in mine.

  • @Katz1065 ahh, dont take it the worng way. I was just giving context...

  • why don't you play cards in the jungle?

    deforestation.

  • Jimmy: "Are we telling bad jungle related jokes?"

    Jo: "You're not; I am."

    How rude.

  • @1989blewis she always is... she was so mean to alan when he was telling jokes

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  • I have personally saddled and ridden a lion through a jungle....

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  • god they look so young

  • Why do female lions do all the hunting? Women love a good maul (mall). 

  • @lubermanl wut

  • This was just on dave

  • @themaaan1990 Do you want a medal for this information? :p

  • lmao! i actually found this hilarious!

  • That is friggin brilliant! :D

  • The song is jungle is massive - a song that everyone should know from the 90s if you were there and if not then look it up. Kind of destroys any humour in the joke if you have to explain it..!

  • @Rachiejane1

    the song name is actualy incredible

    but has pretty much taken the name jungle is massive

  • @Rachiejane1 Junglist Massive is the actual phrase I believe, not 'jungle is massive'.

  • I don't get it...

  • Oh, and for fuck's sake please stop arguing in the name of comedy. Save it for Justin Bieber.

  • This joke isn't related to Junglist music, its just a quick, witty remark from a quick, witty comedian, it's just a kind of joke, not a double one.

  • @Hysteria98 It does relate to a specific song, it's a play on words.

  • @Phlegasus I don't think it relates to 'Incredible', I mean, they're all sophisticated, over 30-40 year old comedians, what make you think they've ever heard the track?

  • @Hysteria98 Why would the sophisticated 30 - 40 year olds laugh about a lion getting lost in a massive jungle?

  • @Phlegasus No, that isn't the joke - 'jungle is massive' was a popular song quite some time ago.

    Also, you don't have to be unsophisticated to appreciate humour - in fact, it's rather unsophisticated to put others down just because you did not laugh at a joke.

  • @VSL123 Thank you for completely misinterpreting post you fuckwit.? Did you even read what the person I was replying to said, or the fact I already stated the joke is a reference to the song? Learn to read before you comment on other's post.

  • @Phlegasus um the flawless delivery perhaps?

  • It's from a song that's also been used in Ali G - In Da House

    ....

    Wicked, wicked! Jungle is massive. Wicked, wicked! :p

  • @Fillask i kind of just get the feeling u googled jungle is massive and that was the first thing that came up ....

  • @asdfghjkl4434 Meh, rather coincidentally I watched the film just a couple of days before. And I couldn't remember I heard it anywhere else, so I concluded it had to be from the song (original or otherwise). It might just be me being ignorant and if so, please enlighten me...

  • @Fillask because if it is a reference to a song in an ali g film or a common saying the joke is immediately less funny and more random

  • @asdfghjkl4434 I'd give you a proper reply, but I'd need quite a bit of time for typing and more characters than Youtube will allow me. In other words, let's leave it at this.

  • @asdfghjkl4434 And on a side-note, don't reply on comments from more than half a year ago... please... :p