The Sony Rap

[Sabocalypse]

lol that was the best e3 ever

[Outinfo]

lol 1/5 look ridge racer :D

[ygorpereirax]

RIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACERR

LMAO

[MrTraitorX]

I wonder why he didn't say 499 us dollars cause that's how much the 20 gig model cost

[AFitz1174]

I own a PS3 and love it..but I love going back to these videos because they crack me the hell up lmao

[Balling117]

lol me too :)

[darkslyicer67]

not that bad actully I like when he keeps saying 599, 599, 599, 599, 599... U.S dollars.

[Staude904]

pretty funny.. but that isn't rap. it's a remix with a beat slapped on it. Wasn't even set to rime. But still pretty nice none the less

[ClevelandRock]

It was either "The Sony Rap" or "The Lazily Made Kaz Hirai Remix Experiment with Loops and Stuff I Downloaded from Some Rap Production Website".

I originally wanted the lines to rhyme, but I didn't have many clips with which I could work.

[SkaterOle]

i didnt hear the ps3 sucks so badly line :(

[fredo69]

at least you get what you pay for.

cuz 360 breaks down every two seconds.

[binboyuk]

no it dont D:

[Deathdoom7]

no it doesnt

[ClevelandRock]

You know why they call it a 360? Because, when you see one, RIIIIIDGE RACERRRR

[rockcabbage]

no, its actually because when you see one you are forced to moonwalk away

[EmoliciousEric]

lie thats just people who dont take care of it properly and the fixed it ^^

[Pash00n]

BACON BLENDER

[runescapeizfun2]

Massive Damage! Massive Damage! Goat Train!

WTF?

[booglegoog]

the nintendo press conference is so much worse but its fuckin funny XD

[360zr1337xxx]

i like the ps3 and sony, but this is funny lol

[ClevelandRock]

No worries. I like the Wii and Nintendo, but I'm planning a Nintendo E3 remix just because of how hilariously bad it was this year.

[Catscan93]

Lol it was rubbish werent it...

[wwe3is4awsome]

me to

[pspfan57]

like da beat tho

[leeds1007]

fucking hell..

[pspfan57]

agree wtf!

[Chaos2213]

Honestly people all consoles are great. So stop acting like FUCKIN children.

[AnotherUsersAccounts]

Each little kid is given what they get, and if it isn't the best, they will try and convince themselves and everybody around them that their console is the BEST IN TEH WOOORLD!

[StormProductionzZ]

ps3 sux

[hammad3]

thats just sad

[StormProductionzZ]

whats just sad?that was 3 monhts ago, now i think all consoles suck except ps1 and ps2 lol

[Dizcinger]

N64.

[Death2Bigots]

Fuck that... emulators bub, they're free.

[myg0tSvenska]

:D who didn't own an N64 :D

[alphalink]

nobodies

[reeffeeder]

pathetic

[Charlieandherbitches]

This is shit.

[hadiandari]

PS3 SUCKS ASS

[silveryeti123]

NO your mum sucks ass

[XboxHellPs3Heven]

i got a ps3 since march uk

[adamassartus]

Uncle Hitler???

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[hockeykid69]

its worth it for 600 bcuz just the bluray disc player is 1200 so u r getting a deal

[netiaz]

Bullshit. I don't even believe a Bluray player should cost much more than a DVD player. I mean... think about it... IT'S ALL LIES!

[Bttscks]

Yeah, without bluray, my videos just wouldn't look as clear on my private 6000x6000 tv... oh wait...

[yalolol]

No it's not. They're less than that.

They were lesser than that when PS3 came out too.

But Sony was losing money because of the price of Blu-Ray.

PS3s a waste of money for Blu-Ray now since HD-DVD is out of the market.

[Kingdom1286]

Fuck you. PS3 is 10x times better than 3shitty.

[yalolol]

Lol Is that all you can say?

Nearly all games on the PS3 are already on other cheaper consoles. Why waste your money on a PS3 for games already on 360 or Wii when you can save money?

Same with Blu-Ray. Blu-Ray players are getting very cheap now seeing as how Toshiba dropped the HD-DVD market.

[Kingdom1286]

PS3 is getting higher. If you have Xshitty, go fuck it then.

[soulshrine]

your 4 years old, if not, grats you sound it.

[Kingdom1286]

im not 4 years old. -_-

[scarletisred]

PS3 has FFXIII. But I agree, I <3 360's online.

[hammad3]

Final fantasy Xiii, finalfantasy versus, resistance 2, killzone 2, metal gear solid 4, socom confrontation, motorstorm 2, metal gear online, Playstation home, is better than xbox live.

not to mention the games out now for ps3.

360 lost bioshock to ps3, and cant rely on halo3 (epic fail) and gears 2. ninja gaiden 2 is the same as sigma just different storyline.

[jagus12]

Dead Rising, Gears of War 1/2, Mass Effect, Fable 2, Lost Planet, Left 4 Dead, we're getting extra material from Fallout 3 from Xbox Live

Xbox Live is WAY better than Playstation Network

PS3 "lost" Final Fantasy XIII to 360, Agree that Halo 3 is a piece of shit. Ninja Gaiden 2 has faster action, more weapons than Sigma and it also has the gory badass executions when you cut off the limb of an enemy...

Lets just say that both consoles are awesome and stop arguing, OK?...

[kugotsumin]

So here's this giant enemy crab...

[hheennrryy12]

do like studer alote or something cause u know rig irg irgi rgi racer!!!!!!

[shadowsnake94]

Bacon Blender!

[badmanelite]

how much? he say.

[thegothmog]

A HERO MUST RISE.

BELIEVE.

9.25.07

[jediyoshi64]

NICE!!!!!!!!!

[SuperNova718]

riiiiiiiiiidge raaaaacer

[2fast4uspartan]

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­dge raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacer

[Dousch]

599 USD

[LittleSocrates]

You focused too much on $599 USD and had barely any of the ultimate quote..."It's Ridge Racer...Riiiidge Racer!"

[ClevelandRock]

I included "Ridge Racer" multiple times in the song, but, I do like the idea of including even more of it. The point of putting emphasis on the "$599 USD" part was the fact that the price itself was hilarious.

[duttoi]

599 USD?

[bennyomar293]

hilarious, MASSIVE DAMAGE, you should make another one with this year's E3

[Tactical360]

Lamer Gamer!

[masterraptor911]

WTF! This sucks. You just have the beat and then just repeat the video clips over and over again. I can do better then this.

[TibxB0i]

that was lame video, get a life

[lostfreakadam]

Awesome!

[bub777]

Here are the translations of the Spanish and French subtitles:

Spanish: Your underpants are burning. Your mother uses an idiot hat. Smooth Rico.

French: I am attacked by sandwiches. I forgot to carry the trousers today. Strange Owls.

[ClevelandRock]

Close enough, except "Rico Suave" is the name of a song, and wasn't meant to be translated.

[woz123]

got bored after 30 seconds

[antsony94]

me too

[Syrus2006]

Bloody hell that was well done. Awesome.

[HappyAnimeniac]

ridge racer is $599 USD im gonna order now

[SeraphimSwordmaster]

RIIIIIDDGE RACEEEERRRR!!

No matter how many times I hear it, it's still funny.

[metroidkid1992]

they stole da krabs off mario

[VolcanosGoBoom]

I didn't know giant enemy crabs were a part of Japanese history!

[VladSpy]

FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE

GOAT TRAIN

SPATULA CITY

ROFL!!

That was amazingly funny!

[tomace8]

Giant..jika jika giant...GIANT ENEMY CRRAAAAAAB!

[ultimatelink67]

RIDGE RACER

[Shodil]

win

[drmario1992]

RIIIIDGE RACERRRRRRR

599 599 599usd

lol

[Tilley540]

u say 599usd but there actuly makeing a loss on each console sold because of the cost to make

p.s im not a fanboy 360 and wii are great 2 i own them

[Paramouneitta]

hahahaha French :D

I'm attacked by some Sandwich XD

[hakadalmann]

a cool song and stuff, but all text parts are repeated 4 times. could be better, but still good

[andykins118118]

spammed motherfucker

[andykins118118]

spammed motherfucker

[pwnedTAS]

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RAACEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!1 lol @ sony fanboys

[Twigspeaker]

Fantabulatic!

[ShimrraLah]

this cunt must of been bored

[Foolbird]

You see the kidz, they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain da-mage. With their hippin and their hoppin and their bippin and their boppin so they don't know what the Jazz is all about ya see?!

[weenbopper]

hahahahahaha hes a jazz musician aw they ALL ARE!

[0Twilight0Princess0]

haha i know thats from the simpsons because im a freaknatic

[MrPopcorn70]

ZipZopZuppityBop!

[Armchair6]

ClevelandRock, this brought a tear to my eye. Just beautiful...

[johnlucas1]

Classic my man. I'd love to play this in my car as driving music. Good syncing here.

[JohnnyH87]

This is a really funny video! :D

"Ass-tion game!" LOL! ^^

[RazzUK]

HipHop Ejay. :) I recognise them riffs :)

[Borotto]

DR. MARIO! HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[solid102]

wow this is just plain stupid not funny and doesnt even sound like rape!who ever made this plz quit life

[Modthepirate]

actually it does sound like "RAPE" lmao. not even rap huh...rape lol

[solid102]

You are a very sick person.

[ClevelandRock]

Thank you.

[ClevelandRock]

You made 21-word criticism on a YouTube video saying it doesn't sound like rap so the creator should kill himself, and you did so with 12 awful errors in English. NOW who looks like an idiot?

[SHRkun]

If anyone needs clarification, it's solid102 that looks like an idiot. S/He doesn't even use capitals or punctuation...

[andykins118118]

lol you said rape

[Arman0708]

I LOLED AT THE ASS-TON GAME PART AND THE FRENCH TRANSLATION ONE, ITS NOT FUNNY IF U DONT UNDERSTAND IT. lol Pants,strainge owl, goat train, uncle hitler,bacon blender... Nice Work

[Armchair6]

Ass-tion game. That was just hilarious.

[DeathSkyber]

Attacked by a sandwich lolol

[RG7621]

ass-ion! ClevelandRock, u win at life!

[EtherealDark]

Lmao, I'm very sure you've seen Weird Al's UHF

[ClevelandRock]

I watch it every night before I sleep, otherwise I have nightmares about radioactive hamsters.

[EtherealDark]

Spatula City!

[PistolSmoke]

"Massive Damage" hahahaha.

I'll wait until a decent array of games come out to get my $500 version. Probably until March, when Lair and Motorstorm are out. Until then, I'm more than happy with my Wii and 360.

[KitariLostSoul]

BACN BLENDER! lol you..officaly win a coupon filled with win!

[nehan1692]

$599 usd dollars

[fantasygurl4u]

wtf...lol

[Kingofeurope]

Riiich racer! this rocks

[UptownHunter]

Can you send me the actuall song? lol

[xshocktheropyx]

what are u on to make this because this shit is pretty funny

[ClevelandRock]

Ironically, I'm only on prescription medication to prevent this kind of thing.

[beesnipe]

God, I love how the guy with the controller walks in slow-mo with the beat of the beginning/ending of the song XD funny stuff

[MartyMcFly21]

599 US DOLLARS.

LOL YOU RIPPED OFF

[prowerpower123]

"Genji 2 is an ass-tion game, which is based on japenese history."

That was hilarious!

[FreshNsexy]

The ps3 is 599 USD. In australia, we should be paying 799AUD, instead we have to pay 999. People in america should be cheering. You are paying less for consoles.

[ClevelandRock]

Oh, jeez, my apologies. I had no idea. I thought it was less than that. Still, $599 USD is a lot for a console. The Wii looks better, anyway. I hope I'm not going to start a war by saying that, but I like the Wii.

[SHRkun]

The Wii does indeed rock.

Anyway, about the prices, morons in the UK will be paying £425 at launch, which is about $850 in the US.

The Wii was £180 at launch, which is about $360 in the US. We get ripped off all the time, but you'd be getting mega ripped off with the PS3. It's just not worth it...

[ClevelandRock]

What are you people talking about? The PS3 is 599 USD. The XBOX 360 is 399 USD. The Wii is 299 USD.

[RedMage8BT]

Correction, the Wii is 249 USD

[snipboy]

true at least its no where near as xpensive as the x360.

[bobmuffins]

Loler.

[FreshNsexy]

i cant wait till i buy a ps3, actually i can wait, untill the price comes down and mgs4 comes out. Can;t see what u people are complaining about, having to pay 599. Id rather pay 599, than 999 here in australia

[RedMage8BT]

Either way, it's an overpriced piece of crap.

[antimatterswarm]

This is the best thing ever!

[BrokenToe]

YTMNDWAR FTW!!! GOGO GO

[bliss013]

i forgot to put on my trousers today??? (ok i'm just showing off that i can understand french)

[antimatterswarm]

lol

[slickskater29]

that was really funny, after the $599 thing you said for way too long. funny after that point

[ps3fan]

Nice work lol cool mix.

[sadenheki]

warota

[Cervante1]

that shit was funny

[animegamer80]

MASSIVE DAMAGE, BACON BLENDER, UNCLE HITLER!

lol

[Satoru003]

Where's Ape Escape? Ape Escape is better than Ridge Racer and Genji combined. Ape Escape is more popular than Ridge Racer and Genji in the Playstation series. Screw Ridge Racer and Genji! They suk like hell and both games are abusing and trying to take down Sony! I rather catch monkeys than killing enemy crabs!

[itachi705]

lol, ass-tion game

[Cormier6083]

ok.... booo

[SuperSonic1305]

that was garbage. Repeating the same thing 100 times is not funny.

[Sandman117]

Apparently youre wrong.

It pointed out just a few of Sony's embarassments from the 2006 E3 and exploited them. Through this, everyone will understand them. Sorry guys... Sony is goin down hill this gen.

[mellowbonsai]

i disagree, the song was alright, not the best, but the video definitely took it up a notch, i loved all the text "RICO SUAVE", "GOAT TRAIN", and other such non sequiters

[nightmareofsolomon]

Attack its RIIIIIIIDGE RACER for massive enemy crabs!!

[animegamer80]

lawl

[anandr]

GLORIOUS

[VysetheLegend88]

Funny! :D

[Cuccoteaser]

599 USD!!! Nice video!

[cipher415]

your mom is a dumb hat =P.nice video dude

[mellowbonsai]

brilliant, i was watching this from a friend and found it hilarious, especially the spanish/french translations and the massive damage bubbles

[zakmanzaki]

Awe---funny---some

[MystikEkoez]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!­

[Xnake]

ROFLOLMAO this is hilarious. Awesome job!

[dasune]

Very sexy and action packed. It had much massive damage.

[EnigmaticAnimosity]

XDDD Awesome! Nice job, Rock! =D