The Brotherhood Of The Traveling Nuts

[WheatGrainer]

can T sing worth a shit LOL

[tringfre]

i like him. is he chuck norris? sic

[Rainierfe456]

_YOURFREEGAYWEBSITE._COM_ luv the freakin' song... hot, hot worked biatch!!!!! I'm Gay It's Okay!! Gay Pimp rocks!!!!!!

[MrNovey]

tht was funny like hell

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Dominic:) A lot of people have told me that this is my best video:)

[QueenKong15]

how old are you ?!

[Blinkazoid]

52 now. 51 when this was made.

[QueenKong15]

nice ! your videos are great :)

[suburbanmom]

Maybe I will comment after I stop laughing...assuming THAT ever happens!

[Blinkazoid]

Hehehe. Thanks for your visit to the Blinkazoid archives Alana:) Your laughing is comment enough, LOL.

[Hippiefied1]

oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmy­yyyyyyyygod!

I can't stop laughing!! That was great!! lol!

hugs,

Lisa

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Lisa, I *HAD* to attach this oldie of mine to your vid when you asked if anyone had any prostetic nuts:) I would urge you to do that Tubegranny response now but then I'd feel obligated to do one myself and I don't think I'm up to it either, LOL.

[endersothergame]

The humour of it is great. thank you for the laff

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks endersothergame:)

[LtlHdThnkr]

don't repeat yourself so much and you are ready for prime time baby. it's all in the delivery.

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks LtHdThnkr:) Ya, I know I do have a tendency to do that.

[ragnon]

but what if ya go to europe ? your electrical wall socket balls just aint gonna cut it out there .... we're gonna have to sync some kind of multi adapter in to these electro nuts

[Blinkazoid]

A most excellent point ragnon. I need to get a reputable company on the case immediately. No fly by night outfit will do. Fried nuts do NOT sound very appealing:)

[MentanaTheRebirth]

Do ya chain hang low,

Do it wobble to the floor?

Does it shine in the light?

Is it platinum or is it gold?

Could you throw it over your shoulder if you had to make it gold?

Do ya chain.. Hang.. Low?

Chaing hang low - Jibbs

[DahliaK]

Oh, man. I hope no half-wit on LSD watches any of these nut replacement videos. I wouldn't want that on my conscience. At least I can say, I warned people not to try this at home.

[Blinkazoid]

Hehehehe. I think that might redefine the term "bad trip". I guess afterwards I could tell them "The pioneers are always the ones with the arrows in their backs:)

[r0012886g]

This is very funny i have never seen or heard anything like this.

[PCDestroyer31]

I can see your hands in the mirror. You're such an idiot. But it was funny (kinda)

[damawsomedan]

PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS; if you paste anymore stories or promises/threats in anymore comment sections I will personaly come to your home and murder u with three days

[frenchp1mp]

ummm... ur a real ass hole man... you didnt even operate on yourself... and those balls are marbles or smthin....

and im 100% against replacin your nuts for nythin... even that shitty socket... LOL imagine walkin with a socket in your balls... LOL fuck you man .... you suck

[smallsmale]

hahah soooo funny

[karpovski]

this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd

[PURE20]

DO NOT READ IT

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. Copy and paste this, to be saved

[JbSpeedy]

read dis

There are 20 angels in this world

10 are sleeping

9 are playing

1 is reading this

put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love.!!

[sasuke9121]

this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd

[Webwych]

Ah so <i>that's</i> how Rudolf gets his nose to light up! :D

[phaedress]

You are NUTZ! This video has everything: humour, suspence, gore, philosophy and great language ("copper-mytochondrial union" wow!.)

Just one thing: Will you be able to live without power-outage nookie?

[Blinkazoid]

Hehehehe. Thanks phaedress. I was talking a bit faster than my norm in this on and wasn't even sure if anyone caught the copper-mytochondrial union thing:) Power-outages will be no problem. I also have a patent pending on this dynamo thingy which generates it's own power through friction. Possibly even excess power which can be fed back into the electrical grid and sold to the power company:) Just my way of fucking the oil sheiks:) OMG I can't believe I just said that.

[phaedress]

So, what you're saying is, with enough friction, you become a sexual dynamo. Ok, I get it.

Now I just have to get outta my head the image of you and some white-robed feller in a compromising pose....

[Blinkazoid]

Whoops:) Actully I needed to use another "F" word before the "F" word in my previous post. That "F" word of course being "Figuratively". Hehehehe Wow, tongue twisters are popping into my head.. Four Friends Furiously Figuratively F***ing:) OK, That's all I got. Plus I'm creeping myself out.

[Newport100sBox]

Awesome video Blinkazoid

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Newport:)

[sneakypreacher]

LMAO! Oh man, that was some funny shit. New subscriber here and I"m so glad I DID subscribe! Awesome job, Blink!

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks so much sneakyP. I'm glad you liked it. Now if only I could figure out what I'm going to do next:) Well I do have a pretty good subscriber tribute idea. That'll get me by for a while.

[sneakypreacher]

One thing I"ve found out since being on YouTube...when I don't have an idea for a video, its best to do a video response to someone elses video. Plus, if the person you respond to has alot of subscribers, more likely than not, you will gain some new subscribers because of one of your videos being attached to theirs. I"ve gained 5 new ones just today because of people responding to my "Piss Me Off" video.

[Furnifur]

As always you take an already insane idea and you put it in your blinkie blender and you come up with true insanity!. So much that killed me but the actual nuts you received I did not expect. I also did not expect your nuts to be so shiny, smooth and silicone-like...lol

[Blinkazoid]

Hehehehe. Thanks Furnifur. Here's something that's pretty funny that I started to try to work into the plot (or at least mention it somehow) but heck my stuff is pretty long already so I didn't do it. *MY* nuts in this video came as a freebie in a bag of cat food. On one side they say "Morris" and on the other side they say "9 Lives, Real Taste, Real Excitment" And that is the honest truth:))) LOL.

[Blinkazoid]

And darn it now that I said that. I truly wish I had at least shown a closup of the 9 Lives thing after the final Blinkazoid credit roll. I hate it when I think of stuff to add later on GRRRR. :)

[Furnifur]

Don't ya just hate that...it always happens between saving and uploading and then someone will make a comment about something and I will wish I had done one thing or another...drives me nuts....that's the perfectionist's in us both...

[Furnifur]

ROFL wow those Friskies people really live up to their name huh?

[Blinkazoid]

Hi Furn. I've been meaning to respond to this and thank you for the "blinkie blender" comment. I LOVE that term:)

[kyhell]

this by far is your best video yet my friend!

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks kyhell. This means a lot to me. I've viewed the majority of your videos, and I know for a fact that if there's one thing you are it's BRUTALLY honest,hehehehehe.

[ChristyG1969]

lol you are too funny ;D loved the singing btw

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Christy:) Actually I almost feel a need to make an oath to my subscribers that any singing I do will heretofore be limited to no more than 2% of the total length of my videos unless required by some arcane plot which I've not dreamed up yet.

[Marihani]

Awwwwww NUTS!!! Girls ain't allowed in the club! ;-D

[Blinkazoid]

Hehehehe. Well, maybe the girls can partake of the spaghetti and meatballs before the main ceremony, and then be allowed to participate in the private chambers/by any mean necessary thing after the main ceremony. But ya, your required to be a bonafide nutjob to participate in the main ceremony.

[geezerart]

Time to check yourself in again! lol

[Blinkazoid]

Hmmmm. Maybe I should check myself in. That way maybe I could find plenty of people willing to participate in "The Brotherhood" :)

[LadySeneca]

LMAO Nice. When you first plugged your nuts in, the song "do your nuts hang low" popped into my head right before you started singing it hahaha. Wouldn't the proper term be blue-balled instead of blackballed? LOL

[Blinkazoid]

Hehehe, thanks. I mostly write this stuff out ahead of time, but the "Ears Hang Low" song popped into my head while filming. I barely remembered the words. Looking back I actually SHOULD have sang it as "Nuts Hang Low". Blackballed is a variation of Blacklisted. I had to Google Blueballed. I'd never heard it. Ya, I see what you mean:) I still like Blackballed however.

[LadySeneca]

hehe I know. I was only joking. ;)

[mommyd23]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! that was hilarious.

And i LOVE WilliamSledd

You're so good at making these!

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks so much mommyd23. I was worried about WilliamSledd's fans taking it in the wrong way and flagging it. Heck I enjoy his videos too and am a subscriber. I actually made an alternative ending without using his name and it just wasn't as funny.

[gemycat]

hahahah this was hilarious!!! LOL you are so funny. I loved it!

[Blinkazoid]

Thank you gemycat. I'm truly glad you liked it.

[dougm1970]

a fine set of nuts :-)

you could cheer anyone up...

gonna enjoy being a subscriber i think...

[Blinkazoid]

Sounds great dougm1970. I certainly love having new subscribers, and I'm glad you enjoyed it:)