For Jazza: How to Rhyme with Oranges

[TASTYBeLOW]

Lmfao hilarious vid

[LOGIC42369]

Its borderline if i can get orange to rhyme,

i basically tore the rind and left the core inside...

[samamies88]

eminem went further

[hatebunny1]

First of all pourage rhyme with orange!!!

[olindadragonlvr]

@hatebunny1 that's a slant rhyme! meaning it almost rhymes. there's no 'n' in pourage

[leokimvideo]

You have to love the English language, just having a peep back at the stats on this curious video.

[VampireWolfess]

This kills me, especially method #1. Brilliant. XD

[OrgasmandTea]

lmfao!! Foreign jizz!! Pure genius!!

[Wolfears2]

Alien... Ejaculate?

D:

[ras1835]

what about doorhenge?

[mickeleh]

@ras1835 only if you're an h-dropping Cockney. Otherwise, Door-hinge wiould need to rhyme with Or-hange.

[olindadragonlvr]

@ras1835 hey, that's pretty good! though it's more of a slant rhyme...

[nicarox105]

@ras1835 lol thats from drake and josh

[diredhanan]

That last word took a few seconds for it to click into my mind.. Love it!

[katgirl21]

Lol, I was totally not expecting that. :D

Seriously, this is one of the first times my face is actually :D when I type it.

[leokimvideo]

about thumbs, the funny thing is bright colours (color for my US friends) seem to pull the most interest.

Sure fluro stripes are all the go but who wants to be like that.

I say the thumbnail is often more important than the video frames it is linked to. Making a and choosing a good thumb is well worth the small effort.

[mickeleh]

I'm upgrading the thumbs a few each day.

[pythonfan001]

hahahahahahahahahaha foreign jizz!!

[Bucky1985]

that was awesome!!!! laughed soooooo hard!!!!

[taureleafsilver]

Door hinge?

[bentonhunter]

the dude who made this STOLE MY ORANGE! I busted down his door and n' sliced'em with the door hinge

and he called out for the man who died for your sins.

[adofri]

u in prison?

[mickeleh]

Yes

[qaywsxedc22]

@mickeleh for how long???

and are u allowed to make vids???

[telecaralhos]

the question is, why is him in prison? it wasnt for rhyming oranges , xD

[L0L0rox]

That is hilarious! Made my day!

[iVIEWY]

WHAT?!

[hypedragon]

foreig.... This is brilliant!! Haha!

[emailman712]

ORANGE=STORAGE

ORANGE=POURIN'

ORANGE=GORDON

ORANGE=CORN (if pronounced one syllable)

SNORIN'...BORIN'...PORN...ther­e's plenty of words

[mickeleh]

You have a very loose definition of rhyme.

[carameloxx]

no............orange=garbage

[S2BRAF]

what he said.................lmao

[smekeel95]

Door hinge hymes with it

[mickeleh]

Close... strictly, it would only rhyme if you dropped the 'h' in "hinge." But if you're lenient about near rhymes... :-)

[NotZeMaidOfOrleansFV]

That... was... amazing.

[BretterThanRealLife]

'Sorry, a lorry.'

Lol

[leokimvideo]

Haaaa, the stuff of life.

There is somehing about Oranges which works on youtube, maybe it's linked to the bight colour ('color' US and programming language spelling)

Where I reside we contort spelling just to be different..

[mickeleh]

If you were in England, you'd be sure that "colour" is the correct spelling and that we Yanks are being deviant in spelling it "color." Is there something in the Australian temperament that allows you to imagine that your spelling is contorted?

[leokimvideo]

The US influence of spelling is very strong here, and one has to wonder how long the English spelling will persist.

I am always making mistakes in code as I can't break the habit of spelling the way I was taught, I have noticed though the much younger generation pay far less attention to spelling, infact they seem to hate a string of letters longer than 7.

Now thats just like the Vietnamese language, I am pretty sure the longest single word there is 7 letters..

Nghiêng

[radioschizo]

ah, mickeleh. you have such a way with words.

[XGamerMadGirlX]

Super Binge!

[oldgoth1]

losinges

[MrMussic]

foranges?

[mickeleh]

four hinges?

[MrMussic]

did u say foreign jizz?

[mickeleh]

As Bugs Bunny used to say, "it's a possibility."

[jamesvlogs]

orange - syringe

sort of the same

[hahaXD4]

door hinges, anyone?

[cammyarr2k7]

dats two words soz

[MrMussic]

so is foreign jizz

[Sosincorporated]

lol  that's amazing!!! YAY FOR LOOPHOLES!!!!!!!!

[zunathanzu]

foreign jizz! lol

[mickeleh]

I suppose I should give Andy Samberg some credit for this. Don't think the joke would have occurred to me without his song on my lips.

[pixonu]

I heard it was lozenge... but can't hear it myself ;)

[mickeleh]

If you're very loose in your standards--and your audience is also very forgiving, you can get away with lozenge.

But the stress here is on the first syllable... which means you have to include the "r" in your rhyming word. coping rhymes with groping. It doesn't rhyme with coding--even though "gro"

rhymes with "co" and "ping" rhymes with "ding."

[57worldwide]

Are you an English major?

[mickeleh]

I was. I'm a colonel now. [rimshot]. But seriously, folks... Yes.

[cycoG]

looool

[hiimnoahwhoareyou]

very creative! loved it :D

[beccamonsterrr]

Hahaha, fantastic!

[imbrianvargas1]

wat about courage

[mickeleh]

there's no "n" sound in courage. It works only as long as you have a very stuffed nose (pronounced "doze")

[bummercucumber]

Nice.

[RejandLauren]

well theres orange and door-hinge...but thats shit lol great vid anywayz ^^

[mickeleh]

I think "door-hinge" only rhymes if your accent drops "h" and thanks.

[RejandLauren]

No problem and I know I said it was bad ^^

[c0capop]

hahaha brilliant!

[elizawriter]

Didn't think you'd actually be able to do it!!!

[jhoney313]

Oranges! Very nice. :]

[WhirledSol]

I love it!

[hexachordal]

That is so fantastic.

[digitalfare]

Haha, this is brilliant!

[gasang1]

haha clever!!

[ChrisScottATL]

brilliant!

[dsbuchalter]

oh man, I can't stop laughing at the grand finish - and I love how you lift up the last syllable to make it a question.

[HoshiHikari]

That's kinda gross due to my imagination...

[mickeleh]

yeah, kinda. Please forgive. I did it for the laugh not the grossness.

[fairkid15]

it was sort of a funny reaction...

...lolololol

sort of like that.

[paisleypower30]

Ha ha ha OMg foreign jizz - yes I has to write it out! LOL

[madithekilljoy]

That was great!

[banjovlogs]

0_o ... alien what?!

:]

[rockpaperstuuph]

Oh, Mickeleh, you witty man, you.

[CaptainWilhelm]

LOZENGES!

[catrific]

that is awesome

[michaelaranda]

I was abducted by aliens once...

[mickeleh]

only once?

[rhymingwithoranges]

i love this so much

:P

[mickeleh]

Thanks. (and whew!)

[littleradge]

Hahaha, genius!

Ya know, with the white brick wall, and the orange and white shirt combo, not to mention that GANGSTA beanie- you could pass of as an inmate. What are you in for?

[mickeleh]

In the U.S. we have posters everywhere:

"Use a pun go to prison."

[SunscorchX]

I hope this becomes a song one day.

One day soon, too.

[StressedTechnician]

Totally brilliant.

[BarryAldridge]

So glad you showed it to me before it got uploaded. Still great.

[fallofautumndistro]

hahaha

[mickeleh]

Thank you, Alan.

[valerie2776]

I still think door hinge is perfectly fine.

[mickeleh]

Not bad. Good, even, if you're an "h"-dropping Cockney.

[bobjr9001]

lol i think your a pretty funny guy

[mickeleh]

Thank you. I'll be here all week. Please tip your server. (Oh, wait... this is Google. The servers are covered.)

[guiltyofpiracy]

That. Was. Brilliant. :)

[johncox88]

Very clever. Very funny :)

[ilessthanthreeyouu]

oh so funny :)

[jon8994a]

If anyone could do it, I knew it would be you! Of course now that you have opened the door, i spent 20 min trying to rhyme in my head til I forced myself to stop.

I did find a tid bit about it though.

Composers Charles Fox & Norman Gimbel contrived a rhyme in the song "Oranges Poranges". Sung by the Witchiepoo character (played by Billie Hayes) on the show H.R. Pufnstuf.

Oranges poranges, who says,

oranges poranges, who says,

oranges poranges, who says?

there ain't no rhyme for oranges!

[mickeleh]

Thanks for the vote of confidence and the H.R. Pufnstuf background.

[MusicFromBlueSkies]

You just won at Jazza.

I'm changing his name in my phone right now!

I actually can't believe I never thought of that.

[mickeleh]

uh-oh. What have I started?

[ehmkay]

*dies*

that was all kinds of awesome.

lulz.

[vulcanbirdbrain]

lmbo!

I love how your brain works.

[hopeonatenspeed]

this was beautiful.

it took a second to process...

but it was beautiful.

[IdiotFest101]

Mickeleh, that was genius. =)

[HeyJeremyC]

Nevermind mickeleh! I watched it again and I totally got it!

Sometimes I'm slow with these things XD

[ravenclawconfused14]

Thats awesome! very clever, wish i was that clever with my videos !^-^!

[themadnice]

Are you in prison Mickeleh?

[mickeleh]

It's the right color scheme... but as far as I know, in prison, they don't give you a shirt with an alligator logo.

[themadnice]

I wouldn't know :) I haven't been recently.

It took me a second watch of this video to get this.

And you look like George Bluth, Sr. from Arrested Development in this video :)

Amazing. Thanks for cheering me up before I go to bed.

[JohnnyDurham19]

so glad you posted this!

love it <3

[HeyJeremyC]

How does method one work out?

:/

[guiltyofpiracy]

He's rhyming WITH oranges. Get it? :D

[HeyJeremyC]

yea, I got it. I watched it again and commented again shortly after.

Thanks for the help though XD

[guiltyofpiracy]

Oh okay! No problem :D