The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

[kittyscratchesboo]

Fantastically Fucking Funny!

[Vivalacate]

3:33 So apparently Jerry O'Connell can tell Jack Bauer to go fuck his mother some more.

[AgentOfChaos88]

@Vivalacate That's River Phoenix dude.

[iNukedTheMoon]

4:14 nuff said

[nukeurhouse12]

Lubricated horse cock Anyone?!

[mattsmurfy]

so glad that anchorman was in there!

[Criticmizer]

I like the way some of the insults are answered by others. that had to be edited that way on purpose.

[Hackified]

Fuck yeah, Clockwork Orange!

[CagedxBirdx]

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt!

[ThunderousWake]

I wonder how many times the words "fuck" and "cunt" were used in this video...

[nickonater1]

igot banned for saying all these things on xbox live

[elchamaPR187]

oe pesci,, the best

[muttley299]

i have a question. how does one suck a fuck?

[Mrswineproductions]

IIIIIII Fart in your general direction, YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!!!! (best fucking line ever) 9:30

[aaronw1996]

1:48 - 1:53 full metal jacket best movie

[Saltine182]

"You're part..... eggplant"

HAHAHAHAHA

"You're a cantaloupe."

[PhantomBunny888]

Did Willy Wonka just call someone a fucking bastard?

[Radman1889]

@PhantomBunny888 No. He called him a 'stupid, ignorant, son of a bitch, dumb bastard'

[PhantomBunny888]

@Radman1889 Ah. That makes things,,, better.

[MrOrmanley]

1:20-1:30 is what i thought was best, until i heard 2:47-3:00, but then i heard 3:59-4:12, which then got topped by 5:41-5:47...

[Grymligast]

The Big Trouble in little China one wasn't an insult.

[sinthuxmachina]

The Robert Downey and Val Kilmer insult is by far the best.

[anthonyebola]

WHY DONT YOU CLONE YOURSELF... (WHY?>) SO YOU CAN FUCK YOURSELF! (4.31)

[WhiteWhaleAbduction]

I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy

[Zane9821]

Whats the movie at 2:29?

[BloodSeeker117]

JOE PESCI!!!!

[Thiora]

wow this video is great. there are some really great movies in this too

[bubbyberry]

your a cantalope!

[TheSweetone1977]

did he say you cock jugging thunder cunt

[Avatar230594]

Kiss my sweaty balls you fat fuck.

[THEDEADSOUNDSTUDIOS]

You missed one from Doctor Who! (Technically a TV Show, I suppose):

Dalek: "You are superior in only one respect."

Cyberman: "What is that?"

Dalek: "You are beeter at DYING!"

[MrHarivyas]

4:01 isnt southpark a tv show ?? o---0

[Clarancecat]

@MrHarivyas There were a few South Park movies.

[tagbagged69]

@MrHarivyas yes but that part was from the South park movie Bigger Longer and Uncut.

[patmysterio23]

@MrHarivyas There was also a movie

[MrHarivyas]

FUCK YOU THATS MY NAME hahaha epic

[eMATHIASp]

YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT.....LMAO

[theitalianbattalion1]

6:35 - What movie is that scene from?

[lyricalprophet100]

@theitalianbattalion1 -----goodfellas

[MrHarivyas]

@theitalianbattalion1 Goodfellas <<<< best movie ever ,its soo epic that you cant die without watching it ... that how good it is . Watch it now !!

[newton2105]

You climb obstacles like old people fuck. LMAO

[oliviaok625]

awesome is all i can say

[ChristianEastern]

Hey laser lips! Your mama was a snowvblower (raspberry)!

[poptart1139]

I liked the part were they said Fuck

[RIXLAZZZ]

cock juggling thunder cock

[MollyKopy]

Ah, Betty White, you troll.

[sha3rawee1]

u motherfucker you....joe possi

[Isnishes]

Honey....you got reaaal ugly xD

[Doomy23]

6:16 Towards the end of his career Willy Wonka became very aggressive.

[doomguy242]

6:09 YOUR AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT

[Deadalaska]

who is that at 2:31?

[AidanxHD]

8:13 to 8:37 is so funny :' )

[lakerbaseball6a]

shut that cunts mouth up before i come over there and fuck start her head!

[sexpistolsdaz]

YOU GUTLESS TURD !

[Nirvana8797]

"Fuckface? I like that one now. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off of your mum." Hahah.

[nonohino]

I sent this to my friend with the message "you are:" before hand...

[PeterMacland]

I had to wait 5 minutes to have the first Joe Pesci one?

[bjarki86]

@PeterMacland 0:46

[mactiger1983]

1:40 Don't worry, Lord Voldemort. You'll get your revenge!

[jimbolimboboy]

"I fart in your general direction, Your mother was a hampster and your father smells of elderberries!"

[remyrickymartin]

3:19 lol

[strongtim72]

Had to listen 5.02 at least 10 times!!

[TheAverageGamer406]

hahaha billy madison!



[wackyoneone]

your mom goes to college..

[JigsawJoe13]

Full metal Jacket equals greatest

[VexingTheConformity]

sit ya fiva dolla ass down BEFORE i make CHANGE ! XD

[Cornelius2u]

I am at a loss for words(I think this video used them all up!)

[inusgf13]

I was laughing the whole way through this lmfao

[youknowit5mil]

@inusgf13 Hey Cheyenne! :D

[rainbowpills]

take a big step back, and literally...FUCK YOUR OWN FACE

[mrcody419]

cock juggling, thunder-cunt

[mskevinjonas1988]

I wouldnt piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire! OMG CLASSIC!!!!

[windsofpassion]

omg this is hilarious

[jarvis6781]

@6:17 you havent lived until you've been cussed out by Willy fucking Wonka!!!

[CalvinoBear]

YOU ARE A SMELLY PIRATE HOOKER

[Razlo5000]

10 million people....

...10 million people.

[xXDahvieXxVanityxX]

If I had a dick this is where I would tell you to suck it xDDDDDDDDDD

[BigDz93]

this is amazing

[Mimiohmi]

what was that movie w/ mark wahlberg and alec baldwin



[slipperyhole99]

lubricated horse cock



[Hunnybee2SH]

I was waiting this entire video for Monty Python. Thank god it finally appeared.

[mauriciomedrano02]

You should have cloned yourself.

Why is that?

So you can FUCK yourself! lol

[ProtocolLVII]

@mauriciomedrano02 A qoute from Ray William Jhonson: "its not gay if you're blowin' yourself!"

[ProtocolLVII]

@ProtocolLVII oops thats Johnson

[IHaveAMassiveFuzz]

You speccy, bowl haired cut fuck, small dick, skinny cunt, eat-more-wanker!

[vwlupo10]

whats the army film ?

[leonk9074]

@vwlupo10 Full Metal Jacket

[FunkyDoohickey]

THUNDERCUNT!!!



[tninbredretard]

YOUR SOUL IS DOG SHIT

[gothchildyo]

I used to fuck guys like you in prison...but then i took a vagina to the penis.

[ORENGEcarot]

@gothchildyo thats the gayest arrow to the knee joke that i ever heard so far !

[sublimeade]

Clark Gable's reckless use of the word "damn"

[Daisydearden9960]

fuck face i lold

[Drapehs]

Your Mom Goes to College!

[MrGuitarhero26]

whats the movie called at 8:32?

[windcloud7]

1:21 Jack is so badass, he just smiles and takes it.

[retrogamerxx]

@xxmrcoolbluexx Hey I kind of did the same thing

[HippieDrummer06]

3:39 lmfao!



[saxygurl8]

"Keep the change...ya filthy animal" - Home Alone << was expecting to see that scene.

[TheJameshannaford]

8:19 is the best of the lot <3

[azpilipino123]

he did not just call voldemort a cunt

[imstillwaitin]

6:12 WHY WILLY WONKA WHY?!?!?!?!?

[coolguy23pie]

You're a cantaloupe.

[UndeadSniper71]

Power grid was shut off by dickless here. They caused an explosion. Is this true? Yes it's true..... this man has no dick

[RoofTopJumper0915198]

a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

[hatingrain]

"ill shove that bat up ur ass and turn u into a popsical" i spelled that wrong but u gotta love the warriors even more ajax

[TheWithLyrics]

And given the absurd amount of swear words and how loud the volume is, I am immensely glad that my step-mother doesn't understand a single word in English.

[TheWithLyrics]

"You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humour and you smell." That's a hell of an insult.

[DAVODU1]

GODD!!! thats Jack bauer at 3:31)))))

[DarcyVictoria]

Can anyone tell me what movie @2:25 is from? Lmao my favorite

[luckyjoe1123]

"you insignifi-CUNT...little fuck!!"(lol:lollipop:lolligag:­roflcopter:jaja:HAHA;teehee:gi­ggity)

[OwlCityFan26]

"you play ball like a GIRL!"

*flash to a little kid's appalled face*

lol!

[jnyerere]

You are an INSIGNIFI-CUNT! (I died)

[NoNameHasBeenFound]

South Park & Tropic Thunder xD lmao

[ctr1321]

movie @ 7:02

[Fk67Lg]

At 5:30, that was pure gold! I laughed for a whole minute at that , "ya had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in." Oh, my God!!!

[Ps3King153]

your a fucking secretary fuck youuu ya thats my message fuck you and kiss my ass lolz

[ConorSomerz]

Jack Nicholsons face as he gets owned is priceless

[zdarlighter]

whats the movie at the 5:16 and 6:48?

[tartass342]

@zdarlighter 5:16 is 'Snatch' and 6:48 is my favorite holiday movie 'Christmas Vacation'.

[Choegoup]

"Fuckface? I have to remember that one the next time i climb off of your mom" Best one fo sho

[smileyhiley100]

LOL "suck ma balls ya fat cunt"

[ButterMeMilkiWay]

i need to know the name of all these movies, sounds all funny ahahah

[MrPenguinBlue]

2:473

[TheAdamisgay]

Hey Hanrahan.... your wife sucks pussy!

But seriously, no Slap Shot?

[jrql]

I think this was made by the angry videogame nerd... jamesnintendonerd

[MsIrenic]

Can anyone PLEASE tell me the names of the movies? I'd love to watch them.

[HornyGoil25]

oh my gosh 1.39....too funny

[KolyanRus22]

OMFG!! I'm in heaven))))))

[1201pinkfloydian1232]

*quote from video*

[drumfreak1501]

Haha. Hanrahans rock.

[Archimedes341]

3:12 wait wait wait I thought Mark Wahlberg was the Other Guy???

[IIIxRaMbOxIII]

You going to bark all day little doggie or you going to bite?

[9981679]

@1:30 i said one reason

[irisharthritis]

Movie @ 3:30 is Stand By Me

[RALAMA2992]

6:15

*Gasp* Willy wonka cussed

[johnroxdemsox2]

whats the movie at 3:30

[Willisman1]

@johnroxdemsox2 "Stand By Me"

[EricMB7]

"What the hell? Damn, son, you are about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop."

That shit is pure gold.

[Tbrous4]

"What's your name?"

"Fuck you: THAT'S MY NAME!"

[sbrookes1991]

04:56 0o 

[dombriddon93]

kissy my sweaty balls you fat fuck

[ambyleeful]

"your momma was a snowblower" LOL

[EvilA110]

omg...that was glorious

[BananaBoohILY]

All the good Insults are either from old movies or from people with accents... v.v

[pedro7g5]

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn...

[EATSLEEPDRIVE2002]

take a step back...and litrally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE

[xxmrcoolbluexx]

I sent this to my girlfriend. After we broke up.

[Lbones007]

Your father was a hampster and your mother smelt of elder berries

[dragonforks93]

Brilliant! I would have included "Watch your fuckin' language ya son of a bitch bastard!" from Burke and Hare.

[jsf21992]

And i'll shove that bat up for ass and turn you into a popsicle loool

[OfHolyKnights]

9:46 I don't give a damn.

[OfHolyKnights]

0:57 The most awkward movie ever. Clockwork Orange.

[idontgiveafuck48]

Imagine every iinsult is a comeback to the one before! :D

[OfHolyKnights]

6:12 Gene Wilder, I thought you were nice and gave good kids candy!

[OfHolyKnights]

0:45 Joe Peci is the king of all insults.

[igeloi]

The Scene where the one guy said fuck you was my favorite.

[CuponkKing11]

Mark whalberg said the other guy

Lol he was in a movie called the other guys

[Attamannen]

"HARRY!"

"...What?!"

"Its an inanimate, fucking object!"

"YOU´RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!!"

XD Cracks me up every time

[dylanr221]

@Attamannen ikr

[FromGamersForGamers]

@Attamannen what show or movie is that?

[Attamannen]

@FromGamersForGamers check the description above ;) haven´t seen the movie actually, but i plan to :P

[hornymaneee]

what great fun this was

[xiluvth80sx]

the diversity in this video!

[slicked25]

I wish some channel would play all of these. It's the only channel I'd fucking need.

[DAVIDInitiative]

Ah, nothing like following an insult about afterbirth sliding down a mother's ass, with a classic line from Disney's Toy Story. LOL

[HindsightPOV]

If I owned the swear jar for this video, I'd bring America out of the recession.

[DarthMuse]

<3 Sandlot Kids insult!

[smashkin92]

OMG 3:19 IS AWFUL

[egvelazquezpv]

when the aliens come and ask us "so what is your species all about?" just show em this shit

[Tbrous4]

Bruce, take a big step back, and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!!

[GOR0160]

great

i like americans and englishmen

how its good to be rude and disrespectful to others, including all world

so the world is yours

[Ps3King153]

Go suck a fuck!!! Lol

[RhcpRatm1]

@ 3:07 what is the movie?

[cgrisier732]

@RhcpRatm1 the departed

[luvlex1017]

@RhcpRatm1 The Departed

[Carbonexpress97]

Youre a smelly pirate hooker !