The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

[Calidaguitar]

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[wieds96]

Omg south park is fricken HILARIOUS!!

[stevewhitestl]

LMAOOOO!!

[THROWiNUP]

6:20, what movie is that?

[goommm]

wow the caddyshack rodney always cracks me up

[MrLolking57]

2:22 Arnold hahah so frickin funny

[organiceater]

@TheRandomcracker Donnie Darko

[TheRandomcracker]

7:39 Meg and Jake Gyllenhall fighting! What is that movie called?

[vexgodglove]

@TheRandomcracker Donnie Darko.

[TheRandomcracker]

3:11 Pretty ironic for Mark Wahlberg considering his movie with Will Ferrell "The Other Guys" XD

[TheDelefin]

Which movie at 1:50?

[TheRandomcracker]

@TheDelefin It's called 'Full Metal Jacket' :P

[vivekwatson]

which  movie is at 2:17 to 2:21

[TheRandomcracker]

@vivekwatson It's called 'The Women' :)

[vivekwatson]

Please can anyone tell me from which movie is at 2:17 to 2:21......please

[TheCorey2112]

what film is at 1:18

[Perfect1Neatness]

@TheCorey2112 Bad Santa

[31M13]

1:52 was just fucked up

[FenrirWolfSpirit]

Brilliant!

[jomamma2323]

which movie is 2:;29?

[Dixonherbox]

@jomamma2323 They live is at 2:29

[Xhalph]

I need to watch more movies.

[Dixonherbox]

While you watch these clips see if you can find Brad Pitt.

[brookallan]

the show Boardwalk Empire has some nice insults in some of the episodes as well (someone should do a compilation...) :)

[1201pinkfloydian1232]

Anyone know what the movie is at 0:57

[Dixonherbox]

@1201pinkfloydian1232 It's A Clockwork Orange, watch it A S A P then watch the rest of Stanley Kubrick's movies

[mariois25]

All of this was said to forever alone and thats how the meme started XD

[Xyberfaust]

You forgot ugly, lazy , and disrespectful.

[1992munster]

your father smells of elderberries

[Autolypus]

Whats that movie of Liam Neeson on minute 1:56-2:04

[Dixonherbox]

@Autolypus It is not Liam Neeson It's Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood, watch it.

[melijaje06]

6:14 ruined my childhood image of the original Willy Wonka :(

[arabsforever]

I listen to this everyday before I walk in Drama class, to remember some for my teacher :)

[melijaje06]

Wait, is that Mitt Romney on 2:28?

[TheCorey2112]

@melijaje06 no that is bruce campbell, and the film is army of darkness

[melijaje06]

@TheCorey2112 haha thanks I knew it wasn't Mitt Romney I was just trying to draw attention to the amazing resemblance thank you though I had never heard of that actor.

[BJCoolio27]

You probably could have filled this entire video with Glengarry Glen Ross clips.

[Busguy]

Omg lol "Sit yo five dollar ass down before I make change."

[SonicGrizzlycrystal]

You son of a motherless goat! Bwahahaha im going to use that for sure

[XxMicroLemonxX]

You can go suck a fuck

xD

[1DayWhenIWasBored]

Why is Willy Wonka yelling at some country guy?

[HeavyWeaponsCore]

Since when was Justin Bieber in Ghostbusters?

[MajorKabong]

YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT!

[LeapordSoldier]

at 3:07 wit Mark Wahlberg, wat movie is that????

Also Wat movie at 5:15 wit Jason Statham, wat is it Called. Please tell me the names of both those movie, i would apreciate that ;) thanks

[makoeyez]

@LeapordSoldier the Jason Statham movie was Snatch (very good movie) and the Mark Wahlberg clip was from The Departed

[LeapordSoldier]

@makoeyez thanks bro.

[kburnout]

What movie was that with keiferd southerland??

[TheB345T007]

@kburnout stand by me

[Flopsy1997]

HOW DO I PICK A FAVORITE!?

[TheSeargent13]

@themadmike1993 thanks !

[TheSeargent13]

what movie is 2:59 ??



[themadmike1993]

@TheSeargent13 kiss kiss bang bang (if its the idiot quote) billy maddison for the game show people dumber for listening to it quote

[LeapordSoldier]

@TheSeargent13 Billy Madison, that movie Funny as Fuck!

[Xiller8]

you are such a fuck ass, oh yeah? well you can go suck a fuck

[HappyYodeler4]

Nothing better than a black guy say mother fucker

[Faerlon123]

"SIT, your five dollar ass down before I make change". Oh god I loled so hard. xD

[temoscu]

Thumbs up if you saw all these movies and realized that you watch way too many movies lol.

[theGREXify]

6:12 The OG Willy Wonka finally cracked...

[tf2polevaulter]

YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES

[Tbrous4]

What was that British movie?

[golfboy85]

@Tbrous4 In the Loop?

[Takuchan13]

"I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION, YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!!"

Sheer poetry.

[chuckiejay]

And don't forget R. Lee Ermey, either!!

[chuckiejay]

You've REALLY gotta love Joe Pesci!!!!

[ObeyTheDead]

Everything that comes out of Joe Pesci's mouth is hilarious.

[markgoestothemovies]

2:00 There Will Be Blood?

[markgoestothemovies]

Awesome! Thanks for posting this!

[shorty1k]

I can't believe you cut off "Halleluiah, holy shit! Where's the Tylonal?"

[theitalianbattalion1]

6:35 - What movie is that scene from?

[bobhawker]

@theitalianbattalion1 goodfellas. its a great movie.

[hmm6142]

wtf..."where'd you get that shirt, the toilet store?"

[zookeeper2345]

2:48 Is my favorite...

[Xxstewie177xX]

1:32 what movie is that from???

[mylesusa]

"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn" ful

[TheJizzinmyShoes]

hahaha 6:12 Willie Wonka goes postal

[jason99eitc]

how did I get here?

[DKFan4Life]

Cock-Juggling Thundercunt? Sounds like one of my ex-girlfriends...

[StatelessGnome]

Where is 8:22 from? I can't stop laughing

[Cordurrroy]

@StatelessGnome the movie is In the Loop

[jjbeerj]

8:31 What movie is that?

[SuperAshweena]

y do most amazing insults have curse words? Best insults are always the ones without curse words because they are just that bad ass!

[mylifeispotter]

I actually really enjoy the fact that Toy Story is in there with all of these black-and-white movies

[ILLIAS187]

Betty fucking white 9:37



[rappidsth]

you your okay, this one real fuking ugly!!! lmfao what movie is that from

[ikiluify]

@dubstepahhh92 gohstbusters

[davis027umn]

The whole time I was waiting for the Monty Python one to show up. Glad to see it was there.

[Dubstepahhh92]

whats the film at 5:46?

[cfish81]

@Dubstepahhh92 The Sandlot. Classic!

[MsJenn1969]

@Dubstepahhh92 I believe Stand By ME

[121MultiGhost]

Whats the film in 5:14 ?

[simon22908]

@121MultiGhost I think it's one of the transporter films.

[slyduggy]

@121MultiGhost It's 'Takers'.

[looseneck]

@121MultiGhost Its Snatch, a Guy Richie film.

[KoolStoryBreh]

Full Metal jacket !

[bellie142]

"the day i need a friend like you, i'll just have myself a little squat and shit one out."

[pr0korora]

"you can go suck a fuck" wtf does that mean ...

[musicmad5814]

Lol XD

[DAVIDInitiative]

I love how Joe Pesci has like 5 or 6 of these insults. lol

[brookallan]

@DAVIDInitiative and somehow also Steve Martin :)

[brookallan]

@DAVIDInitiative and somehow also Steve Martin :)

[MrPanchi121]

I don't like you... JERKOFF!!!!!!!!

[FatalTechnique]

"Your mom goes to college"

[bored102198]

"YOUR AN INAMINATE FUCKING OBJECT!!!!!!"

[Hazmat2142]

@bored102198 loved that shit lol

[dampoid]

@bored102198 You're*

[DBNonchalant]

@bored102198 You're...

[numbersmanpro]

"Yes it's true, this man has no dick"

[TheNittanyBuffalo]

"What you just said, is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that can be considered as a rational thought. Everyone in this room, is now dumber, for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." -From Billy Madison

[dougmurraydrumsred]

whts the film at 3:23?

[othnice]

nothing hotter than hearing Maggie Gyllenhaal say the phrase "You can go suck a fuck!"...

[mhnb07]

Hagrid calling Voldemort a cunt. Epic, just epic.

[cazia9]

@mhnb07 close - Mad-Eye Moody, not Hagrid :)

[KyleFuckinBrand]

Insert Marky Mark's dog shit line from Contraband

[xXToTaLHiTmAnXx]

What's the movie called at 3:16? And is that Al Pacino?

[royalflipskater]

@xXToTaLHiTmAnXx cartlois way or something like that..

[aianvcreij]

"You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell."

[vivekwatson]

@aianvcreij which movie is it man...

[Ohfishyfishyfish]

YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!

[raven513soccer]

sit your $5 dollar ass down before I make change.

[raven513soccer]

2:39-3:13. Best of all of them.

[raven513soccer]

2:39-3:13. Best of all of them.

[TrollingDayAndNight]

i fart in your general direction

[ThrashTheFash]

I'm a fuck-ass? Well, you can go suck a fuck!

[TheJmp14]

1:15 ''kiss my..'' and my computer stalled..

[Nardz024]

6:40 bet he wished he hadn't done that.

[ACS123]

LOL. Eddie Murphy made the best bar/club entrance ever at 6:00. That's how you shut the club down. 

[yasoofr]

You son of a motherless goat - Steve Martin 0:50

[Slimboyfat1979]

I crap bigger than you...

[PliktaSmok]

haha good one!

[Forex24hTrading]

frankly this h a f i n g good

[funkybum]

thunder cunt? hmmmm, that would make a great title to a b movie

[myburneddesire]

You one ugly motha fuckahhhh.

[xoBOSSox]

6:00 best black person one

[theoc1998]

3:19 how is it that if you have a british accent everything sounds smart.

[420tec9]

You skipped thru most of the greatest insult of all time..Billy Madison

[mexicankitty25]

lmao that shit was amazing!

[kanev7]

2:46-2:58 what movie is that?

[mrstalk235]

@kanev7 billy madison

[basketballplayr101]

This is a good way to boost someones self esteem LOL

[OUTLAW767]

Ahh, R. Lee Ermy, I know all of his lines from Full Metal Jacket, that man is a legend...

[slimj091]

4:47 .... not sure if insult?

[SirMindfuck]

What's the movie at 3:37?

[flatstick96]

@SirMindfuck Grosse Pointe Blank

[kaptainkool408]

I bet your the type of guy who grab a guys dick and not have the courtesy to even give him a reach around

[wtfusername]

@kaptainkool408

but grabbing a guy's dick IS a reach around

[ILoveKason28]

7:42(:

[Quhanta]

4:55 is the best! :)

[robotcow28]

Your a cantaloupe :D

[EpicBowlOfAwesome]

how did people do these without laughing xDDDDD

[Havefun88]

you found me beautiful once..honey, you got reaaaal ugly

[smokethevidence]

What's this movie? 9:18

[Gozurtju]

I like the part where they said fuck

[XsubXzer0XforeverX]

what was that movie at the end?

[nimoue7]

@XsubXzer0XforeverX gone with the wind come on man the most classic movie of all times this line was voted the best line in cinema

[napleee]

I will go with you...

I know there is a problem with your face !!

[boomboom23]

How does one suck a fuck?

[eggyroeg]

Furthermore you can all go fuck yourselves XD lol

[xboxfriskydingox]

Omg 6:03 gets me every time XD

[xboxfriskydingox]

Your mom goes to college

[stsbanga]

ur as useless as a cock flavored lolipop!

[o0xiahness0o]

HAHAHA!!! "Sit yo five dolla ass down before I make change!" That was f***ing hilarious.

[MLGxXxElite]

4:11 baaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha shit myself laphing

[MLGxXxElite]

3:19 baaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahaha shit myself laphing

[MLGxXxElite]

2:25 baaaahahahahahahahahahahaha shit myself laphing

[TWutangT]

omg betty white fuckin beast lol

[soolaf11]

allow me to shove that bat u your ass and turn you in to a human Popsicle

[soolaf11]

lol half the insults i heard from imvu

[rogman1000]

Wheres blazing saddles?

[majorfireball3000]

The best one is "I crap bigger n' you"

[Dgangsta325]

i will gouge your eyes out andskull fuck you

[kamEEkazyMAN223]

3:57 TROLOLOLOLOL

[USA4thewin]

"son of a motherless goat"

[MadMonkey584]

You dirt eating piece of slime, you scum sucking pig, you son of a motherless goat.

I fart in your general direction you mother is a hamster, your father smelled of elderberries.-lol

[blackopsownr335s]

what was the movie at 1:05 ?