He's pissed because his dreams of being a tattoo artist will be put on hold. And they've confiscated his machines and good ink.
She's pissed because they took her new pack of smokes and all the roaches she'd been saving for her monthly binge while doing a herd of childrens laundry.
ohh they look like a gorilla shat on their face then wiped it off with some throw up and then pissed on their face is what i think honestly:) thats my last comment for this video lol promise:)
okay those people freak me out!!!!!!!!!! The dude looks high and the chick looks well ugh, i got friends with home made tats but at least they know what they are doing
I thought you were younger than 23! My grandmother eloped to marry at the age of 17. That was in 1905 and the marriage lasted till Grandpa died in 1951. Times were different then. When I started teaching in 1971 I was surprised that one of my 12 year old students was pregnant. No she never married her 15 year old boyfriend. I always enjoy your postings.
I think that the lady is looking like that in a form of sub-concious state of trying to look cute thus induce pity, (excuse my spelling) And I think the man is about to beat the heck outa the guy taking the picture lol.
she looks like shes going to blame it on him and he looks like hes mad at her for snitching on him so hes probably going try to kill her but fail just because hes stupid like that
uum, that guy looks like he have been awaken from his death. and that other guy (is a woman but looks more like a guy) looks like she is going to be executed
Im 23 and I too consider myself still kind of young to get married. Late late twenties FTW. I still have a lot of youth in me and things I want to accomplish before I commit to a milestone of that caliber. I like the way you think, smart man.
Did you ever hear of the 15 year old girl who choked her mom, injected her with bleach, and stabbed her to death on the kitchen floor? She was doing it because her mom didn't want her to be with her bum "drifter" 19 year old boyfriend. Kids are fucking INSANE.
The man is pretending to be a bull or trying to strech his nostrils to the max while the woman hasn't shat in a couple of days and is trying while taking the shot.
she looks like (why the fuck did i marry this douchenozzle, and have a shitton of kids?) he is like (hmm i have mutant sperm, and omg im a dumbfuck!!!)
i heard bout this on the radio and half the kids are his and half r hers from previous marriages and they say the kids wanted the tattooes cus they wanted to be lik their parents and they gave them the tattooes using a guitar string as a needle
-the guy "im gonna f-in kill that chick for givin me all these damn kids"
-the girl "damn i talk lik a hill billy (they had her voice on the radio ^^ )
ya i knew the whole story but it was so stupid, i mean do you really need a scar to show you are from the same family.
I dont wanna come off as racist, but when you have 7 kids from multiple partners, the black kid will always stand out, even if hes covered in family tattoos.
well that is if you call them in fear of your dad beating you, they have very little time to get there, time in which you will get a serious ass whippin :)
@WhatIThinke yea i was a baby when my dad abused me i just hope any kid has any time and enough time to get to the phone cuase it culd happen like that. There is a story about heroin posters in nyc telling you how to take it ill get you the stroy :)
wife looks like she got got fuked in the wrong hole... dude looks like he got yelled at for fukin her in the wrong hole..lol dumass....luv your vids!!!
Pretty fuckin disgusting that a 15 year old dates an 11 year old, proberbly the only girl he could score. And you are very right that people that use their moms cars for playing games should not have a license.
woman: awww shit
man: i don't give a fuck
buckbuckity 2 days ago
well u know its a crazy world out there
fragrantcrown77 3 months ago
wtf is up with kids these days
mynamemaycontainAtoZ 8 months ago
you look too young for a 24 or a 25... uh...how ?
someone2121996 8 months ago
the lady looks like she would eat her baby's head
MyJerkville 1 year ago
somebody is ganna get a hurt real bad XD
rice1ninja 1 year ago
1 i am sad 2 I will Get the shit
Noooo245 1 year ago
haha... when Andrew said marring at 15 that reminded me of a female classmate that got married a week ago.
adimitrije2 1 year ago
Truly madly deeply severely retarded.
Genius. Pure genius.
digivince 2 years ago
man: damn the girl takin this is HOT
girl: I DIDN'T DO IT!!
pony69nd 2 years ago
at the age of 23? :O
you look way younger.
maybe around 17-19.
omerEX001 2 years ago
Girl: I dont give a s***
Man: Come here, I got a knife!
360gamer4life12 2 years ago
lol at the kids who ran away to get married lol - what dooshnozzles !!!
and btw i think the pic of the man he looks constipated !!!
CozzaDoc 2 years ago
lol. Russell Peters quote! XD
and lol at 11 + 15!!! XD
MonkiesInBearSuits 2 years ago
He's pissed because his dreams of being a tattoo artist will be put on hold. And they've confiscated his machines and good ink.
She's pissed because they took her new pack of smokes and all the roaches she'd been saving for her monthly binge while doing a herd of childrens laundry.
SirJacob91 2 years ago
Women:help me!
Man:Imma kill u!
Katie9339 2 years ago
man thoughts:(i no it dosnt make scince) i cant wait to start smoking and getting to light some fucking restraunts on fire
!
MichaelClark6 2 years ago
ohh they look like a gorilla shat on their face then wiped it off with some throw up and then pissed on their face is what i think honestly:) thats my last comment for this video lol promise:)
bubbahi21 2 years ago
lol sorry im psting so many comments but omg aids for ur birthday wow.... im just psting comments as the video goes
bubbahi21 2 years ago
hey andrew do you check your posts??
bubbahi21 2 years ago
from time to time
i generally delete off topic ones
WhatIThinke 2 years ago
still you should have made a new years eve and new years day lol:)
bubbahi21 2 years ago
ur soo HaWt.....
Vanesaisamilkdud 2 years ago
okay those people freak me out!!!!!!!!!! The dude looks high and the chick looks well ugh, i got friends with home made tats but at least they know what they are doing
BambiAngel360 2 years ago
hey how do u put pics on ure vid
what program do u use
btw awsome vids
whewn i watched a couple of ure vidz i thought u were 14 or 15
sum 1 hasent hit puberty yet
lmao
MINIBw 2 years ago
yeah dude u look like ur 17... 18 highest
XxMaizelxX 2 years ago
ahahahah american vans are shit, i agreee lol
bety20 2 years ago
guy: someone's going to die
XsirtX 2 years ago
guy: i need to shit really bad
girl: i feel sorry for the toilet. or
guy: omg have you seen her ass i need to **** it
girl: unlucky girl
btw I am a teen and some of us are acctuallyy sane lol
sarahbob1996 2 years ago
guy: i just farted
girl: damn it! did you fart??
todaysthaday1 2 years ago
Woman: Jesus, its been like 4 years since ive had a dick. GIMMI GIMMI GIMMI, NOM NOM NOM.
Man: Im gunna hit that bitch wit mah hammer.
SexyIntentions 2 years ago
hell yeah i would do it. it would be fun
strickerman101 2 years ago
dang dude you look like your like 17. no offence
CJtheultimateBEAST 2 years ago
Woman: I shouldn't have married the first guy who looked my way.
Man: Now I'm having butt sex.......sodomyyyyyyyyyyyy! Sodomy.
JaneLudwig 2 years ago
Man: if u tell this story on the web, i'm going to kill YOU!!!
woman: i shouldn't have ate the last burrito...
LearnMeGuitarPlease 2 years ago
Woman : Will these puppy eyes work? Where did my f***ing kids go!!!??!!!
Man: Stop starin' at meh or I f*** you up, son!!!
Pooh33Bear 2 years ago
shes saying im innosent and hes saying i dont give a shit
Thexxyyaa22699 2 years ago
the guy's saying "suck it" and she's saying "do i have to?"
SophLikesKumquats 2 years ago 2
o.o you're 23?! dude! you look like you're sixteen or seventeen!
rina123456 2 years ago
Woman i saying "please help me get out of this relationship!" man is thinking "Give me more kids to ruin!"
Gorkpunch 2 years ago
awso9me vid bro esppecialy that voice i am still laughing :p and I though you were like 17, 18 years old no offence keep those awsome vids coming
p.s. you really should have your own tv show
hihuha1000 2 years ago
You say "Two Thousand Ten." I'm not sure whether to say that or "Twenty Ten." I'm leaning toward the latter.
RoulinBrooks 2 years ago
really good show, alot of humor in this one :)
keep it up
exxent88 2 years ago
I thought you were younger than 23! My grandmother eloped to marry at the age of 17. That was in 1905 and the marriage lasted till Grandpa died in 1951. Times were different then. When I started teaching in 1971 I was surprised that one of my 12 year old students was pregnant. No she never married her 15 year old boyfriend. I always enjoy your postings.
bigcuy41 2 years ago
Guy: I gotta shit soooo bad.
Stitchigo 2 years ago
i think 40 and above is the perfect age for marriage
lionbnylvr 2 years ago
wow i think i was more shocked to learn that ur 23 than i was at any of the stories
UserName090208 2 years ago
The guy looks like he is taking a $h!t
firechick36 2 years ago
I love you =P lolz nah i love hearing your opinion on stupid news =3 keep at it =P
SilentRwr 2 years ago
Russel Peters FTW!!!!!!!
Athena167 2 years ago
she looks like she did a 60 year old and he looks like a crazy motherf#$%#R
paintballking11 2 years ago
damn im 13 and im not that crazy to do stupid shit like that. wow. just wow.
kdu112233445566 2 years ago 2
2:04 xD
hunkaliciousgal1104 2 years ago
"Somebody gonna get hurt real bad,"
WIN.
mrbearateyou 2 years ago 5
todays generation of teens must be fucking retarded...(>.>)
gtareds 2 years ago
that lady is defiantly concentrating on not shitting herself lol
the guy is just a nutter
Unconnectedable 2 years ago
im close to Toronto, Ontario
WhatIThinke 2 years ago
cool info man
XxinfantxX 2 years ago
Canada is awesome, except for the cold weather but snowboarding helps get over that too.
Britain seems cool, but it seems very crammed, and you have to be loaded to have a nice house.
WhatIThinke 2 years ago
She's like are you kidding me, it makes ma babys look better. And he's like fuck fuck fuck, i knew i shuda got a professional in!!!!
Debz1990 2 years ago
You're hilarious!
arch571332 2 years ago
I think that the lady is looking like that in a form of sub-concious state of trying to look cute thus induce pity, (excuse my spelling) And I think the man is about to beat the heck outa the guy taking the picture lol.
Catherine9041 2 years ago
canada :)
WhatIThinke 2 years ago
@jellyboy123 dont you mean "your AN idiot"?
howl13 2 years ago
no she made me do. nuh uh he did .
itookurboyfriend 2 years ago
her: "I'm gonna get my ass raped in jail"
him: "Imma get me some ass in jail"
lol sorry I just had to =D
Crystalinanutshell 2 years ago
LOL xD 2:07 - 2:10
sauliu1 2 years ago
You the best Andrew!
DemonofChaos264 2 years ago
you always make me laugh, you always amaze me with your videos :) xxx
hiphopgurlere 2 years ago
weird kids
2xjokers 2 years ago
LOL at "11teen, she's at the level of stupidity of teenage girl.." and "truly madly deeply severely retarded"
oh, what's wrong with the world now....
shinreifreakz 2 years ago
she looks like shes going to blame it on him and he looks like hes mad at her for snitching on him so hes probably going try to kill her but fail just because hes stupid like that
theMRkiteSHOW 2 years ago
uum, that guy looks like he have been awaken from his death. and that other guy (is a woman but looks more like a guy) looks like she is going to be executed
mirorih2 2 years ago
dude: after 20 years, im back to my pedophileing ways
woman:i need to take a #$#^#%@ crap!
mwurth01 2 years ago
Andrew,
Im 23 and I too consider myself still kind of young to get married. Late late twenties FTW. I still have a lot of youth in me and things I want to accomplish before I commit to a milestone of that caliber. I like the way you think, smart man.
Oz
wcbadboy21 2 years ago
Maan= im gunna eat you!!!
woman= ahhhhh fuck u seen me do that
tristenbb 2 years ago
Guy= God i have to fart so bad!
Woman= Oh no, he has to fart.. fuck.
PerryDubya 2 years ago
Andrew's face at 3:10 FTW
Nofatchicks99 2 years ago
dude, first you are like my oldest brother, and now ur almost as old as him?!
well, nevermind, nice vids =]
eroincubus 2 years ago
You gonna get raped
dannykim100 2 years ago
guy: i cant wait to get out of here and shoot up some heroin
women:im so sad why didnt i just call the cops when he was beating me
paintballman1o1 2 years ago
Woman:"Ugh I'm sick of life .. am I allowed to puke?"
Dude:"ahhh ummm ..yea that's a camera"
therocker1659 2 years ago
Did you ever hear of the 15 year old girl who choked her mom, injected her with bleach, and stabbed her to death on the kitchen floor? She was doing it because her mom didn't want her to be with her bum "drifter" 19 year old boyfriend. Kids are fucking INSANE.
mywingsareyours 2 years ago
woah andrew!! ur 23?!!!!
bangbangitsnat 2 years ago
@bangbangitsnat How old did you think he was :-?
wcbadboy21 2 years ago
@wcbadboy21 Honestly i thought 16 17 18 tops.
ChrisIsATM 2 years ago
woman- "ALL SHIT I KNEW WHAT WAS A BAD IDEA"
man-"hahahaha no more crazy ass kids hahahaha"
emodoll123456789 2 years ago
GUY=i will ass rape u
WOMEN= i been ass raped
:P
goingnuts4money 2 years ago 2
wow hold on there UR 23
U LOOK 18 ...
goingnuts4money 2 years ago 3
I love the Russel Peters reference.
jules7890 2 years ago
@jules7890 Somebody gonna getta hurt real bad, somebody. Not gonna tell you who, but I think you might know him very well!
armykid222 2 years ago
I would totally do that. I laugh in the face of danger.
jules7890 2 years ago
Those screen shots were great Andrew :)
DukePowell 2 years ago
mom what did I do wrong ???
dad shit I don't know these cops are just over reacting .....LOL
mammabutterfly75 2 years ago
Mom : "I like drugs"
Dad : "I like drugs too"
musicalsighsx 2 years ago
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Ibragim12 2 years ago
its not like we're dating, are we??? LOL
is it such a bad thing that my youtube is actually accurate. Ive had my age up on youtube (main channel) forever :)
WhatIThinke 2 years ago
The mom chick: Aww shit man i cant go to lockup...
Dad dude: 'I like drugs'
mandygrl16 2 years ago
i live in georgia... ugh... giving everyone down here a bad name...
emofreak28 2 years ago
guy: I can't believe I ate that whole thing.
girl: You ate it frank...
thormaxtwo 2 years ago
GIRL:Did i tatto 6 of my children yesterday? yea i think i did tatto 6 of my children.
MAN:FUCK MAN !! i could really go for some Taco BELL then take the best shit in the world mmmmm TACO BELL ;D
graywolfviper 2 years ago
Women: Aww shit, I should have stopped at 2.
Man: Dam, I gotta stop testing this shit on my kids!
airsoftguy85rocks 2 years ago
i love this guy! ur awesome i lovee u!!!:)
azuremg 2 years ago
wtf, little girls are growing up to fast. what's happening to this world:(
AlexAnonymously 2 years ago
lol american made!
2close2theedge 2 years ago
girl: omg i just farted guy:omg was that you
Evilconcarne11 2 years ago
LADY- DAMN I'm fucked
MAN- CHEESE! Wait, PRISON!?!?!?!?!
Denyce111 2 years ago
Hhahahahaha !!
LiquidFl4me 2 years ago
I use to live in Arizona =/ and this story just does not surprise me at all haha. Dumbasses!
Goosey182008 2 years ago
what is wrong with children . . . ughhh its the air. lol . kick ass indian accent btw
creggieb 2 years ago
Husband: Damn I wish I tattooed my last child before I got locked up. When I get out, the first thing I'm going to do is brand that son of a bitch!
Wife: Hey I'm not a bitch! Wait..... am I??? *sad face*
kookuclock 2 years ago
Wow, makes me want to get a minivan just that bit more.
19jojo93 2 years ago
The man is pretending to be a bull or trying to strech his nostrils to the max while the woman hasn't shat in a couple of days and is trying while taking the shot.
charlotte4112 2 years ago
ahaha that excatly what i was thinking :)
Ionlylookcute1 2 years ago
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Brian567899 2 years ago
Woman: (whine) I got splashed with waaaaterrr-her-her-herRrRr
Man: My douchenozzel senses are tingl-oh wait, crap.
HomestarYoshi 2 years ago 4
the girl is like (oh shit not again )
CLYWYOYO 2 years ago
woman: oh crap my husband's gonna rape me
man: Imma rape mah wife
11powermon11 2 years ago 4
she's like(oh no!! They took away my tattooing device! Now what am i gonna do when i need to tattoo our 7th child?!)
He's like(This was not my idea, ok! Just lock me up in a mental institution away from my danged wife and I'll be ok!)
clarinetluvr811 2 years ago
she looks like (why the fuck did i marry this douchenozzle, and have a shitton of kids?) he is like (hmm i have mutant sperm, and omg im a dumbfuck!!!)
arianaljc 2 years ago
i heard bout this on the radio and half the kids are his and half r hers from previous marriages and they say the kids wanted the tattooes cus they wanted to be lik their parents and they gave them the tattooes using a guitar string as a needle
-the guy "im gonna f-in kill that chick for givin me all these damn kids"
-the girl "damn i talk lik a hill billy (they had her voice on the radio ^^ )
3OH3xROXxMExSOX 2 years ago
ya i knew the whole story but it was so stupid, i mean do you really need a scar to show you are from the same family.
I dont wanna come off as racist, but when you have 7 kids from multiple partners, the black kid will always stand out, even if hes covered in family tattoos.
Thankfully they were arrested
WhatIThinke 2 years ago
@WhatIThinke why would someone play hide and go seek get hit bye a car
italk88 2 years ago
lmao russel petters:P
FreakishPancake 2 years ago
it takes child services 2.3 minutes to get here, in that time, someone going to get hurt REAL BAD !!!
hes awesome :)
WhatIThinke 2 years ago
@WhatIThinke How do child services find out? Ahhhhhhhhh
Brian567899 2 years ago
well that is if you call them in fear of your dad beating you, they have very little time to get there, time in which you will get a serious ass whippin :)
WhatIThinke 2 years ago
@WhatIThinke yea i was a baby when my dad abused me i just hope any kid has any time and enough time to get to the phone cuase it culd happen like that. There is a story about heroin posters in nyc telling you how to take it ill get you the stroy :)
Brian567899 2 years ago
the guy looks like " god i like raping >:)" and the woman "screw my life im going to suicide" well thats how they look to me
kipsasXP4EVA 2 years ago
bitches be CRAZY
alipallyzx 2 years ago
wow! i thought u were like 19 or somthing! lol
EdgelessFire 2 years ago
Boy:O crap they found out
Girl:i have kids to take care of he made me do it!
SENSAYSIERRA 2 years ago
i thought you were still in school, you look 17 and then you say your 23 and i'm like WHAT???
the man says: there's more hair on my chin than on my head.
KAMALmovies 2 years ago 3
well i am in school, im a graduate student, so its above university :)
its fun since most students think im their age
WhatIThinke 2 years ago
girl: help me tis dude mde me, he said he'll shoot me.
man: thats right i did it if it weren't for those medeling kids
ik98ki 2 years ago
Good show, glad -some- of the problems with your videos are fixed. Still think google people are douchnozzles don't you?
Girl - Not again...I got sent to the all male prison and I'm stuck with my husband as my cell mate.
Guy - Are my thumbs growing?
saiyanman001 2 years ago
the picture of the woman sais clearly: DAMN, Im pragnant again :(
FxFilmsProductions 2 years ago
Man your show is awesome..... Why are people who have no talent like fred famous and your not?
boxmaster3 2 years ago 2
why did the vid freeze up?
AJRavenTV 2 years ago
All done censoring yourself?
matts4290 2 years ago
lol took too much time, seems to be ok. Ill avoid the F word for a while :D
WhatIThinke 2 years ago
this is the funniest vid ive seen of urs
Wife: he's hurting me
Husband:get inside the car or i shoot yow ass down to ur own country
jamesda123456789 2 years ago 4
wife looks like she got got fuked in the wrong hole... dude looks like he got yelled at for fukin her in the wrong hole..lol dumass....luv your vids!!!
gsyke25 2 years ago
wife: i think i left the macdonalds out in the car, fk its gonna rot.
man: man ur stupid, its macdonals, HOW THE FK DOES FAKE FOOD ROT.
QQKinto 2 years ago
haha funny entrance
jmar393 2 years ago
She-I don't want to be here He=What the f are you looking at? or I don't know what you're talkin about She=Ohhh-maaan I'm in trouble again ain't I
sarwrductfan 2 years ago
i had no idea that you were in your twenties.
Kandigalxx 2 years ago 3
Yeah, I was like, "23?" ':\
Well, at least you know that when you hit your 70s, you'll probably look like you're only in your 50s. :]
slimkt 2 years ago
ya studies have shown that people who look younger live longer :)
Im lucky i look young, my gf looks like shes maybe 16 or 17, i would look like a total pedophile with her in public if i looked my age :)
WhatIThinke 2 years ago
you have a gf? :/
Ionlylookcute1 2 years ago 2
yo andrew its about the TITS
chillxX33 2 years ago
the dude looks like a 12 inch shuved up his ass
slay56444 2 years ago
The guy on the right looks like hes just walked on his daughter getting fucked by a horse.
(; steven
steven220994 2 years ago
yes. there's the canadian accent. "about" sounds like "a-boat".
seriously tho.. "should not be allowed to drive, especially if they're STUPID AS SHIT." <--that made me laugh beyond reason.
givuhcky22 2 years ago
wife: i cant belive i married this dip s#@*
bigJ0829 2 years ago
He's a mentally retarded pedofile and she is sad about what he does every night to their kids.
mihboy95 2 years ago
Lol i love how you say :Im sick of shitting out kids.
Anyways the Mum would say: I done bad didn't me?
And the Dad would say : Whos got da munchies!? Get me some kornflakes im sick of being raped in the showers!
Thebadcommenter 2 years ago
My guess;
The mother, by the face, looks extremely guilty and depressed by the fact she's going to jail. Or perhaps it's that the father was the problem.
The father, by the face, looks angry, pissed off, and is probably the one that abused the kids to hell.
SlasherX51 2 years ago
Pretty fuckin disgusting that a 15 year old dates an 11 year old, proberbly the only girl he could score. And you are very right that people that use their moms cars for playing games should not have a license.
RandomTJ 2 years ago
the lady looks sad LOL
mushfarm 2 years ago
not first :P good vid BTW i agree with what you say all the time :D
AdmiralofTheEmpire 2 years ago
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habs1master 2 years ago
first i love ur vids
argentinianman96 2 years ago