And btw, this just went from 7,000-25,000 in a night - someone sent this to me yesterday, and I refreshed the page today, and I was like - holy crap! lol
"as though Harry had been plunged into a fabulous sea of Penis Custard." Wow. Freakin' awesome. That shit is funny and terribly gross. You gotta admit, a guy as big as Hagrid....
"as though Harry had been plunged into a sea of Penis Custard." Wow. Freakin' awesome. That shit is funny and terribly gross. You gotta admit, a guy as big as Hagrid....
poikpoikpoikpoikpoikpoikpoikpoikpoikpoikpoikpoik
85mmshell 7 months ago
Enjoy your fucking holidays you enourmous faggoty faggots
85mmshell 7 months ago 2
I wanna CUUUUUUM!
realfreakaynaughtay 7 months ago
....fabulous sea of peanut custard.
muldran 7 months ago
@muldran Penis custard. That's even worse!
schmagum 7 months ago
Oh my god, when Hagrid says euphoria it always gets me XD
castlevanianerd1112 8 months ago
Oh, the wonders that too much free time can produce.
TehSmurphs 9 months ago 2
fabulous sea of penis custard hahaha
iamerichearmeroar 9 months ago
Butt. Plugs.
HolyDiverII757 10 months ago 2
EUPHORIA!
kumquatmagoo 10 months ago
Let's GOOoooo!
Bulacanos 10 months ago
that fucking noise man, lplppllplplplplplplplplppplplplplplplpklkpklpklpkp
FoxHoundUnit89 10 months ago 11
this is how it should be written
Danielggoogle75 10 months ago 2
so gross yet oh so fucking funny
TheRandomdancer101 10 months ago
SPURT SPURT SPURT!!
DezKOdYa 10 months ago 8
what the fuck was that??
KingRodriques 10 months ago
What on earth does Harry eat to shit so much? >.>
Wafflesequallove 10 months ago 2
oh my gosh!!!!! I CAN't!
Vahriotee 10 months ago
This is lol
I cant think of Harry Potter in the way i used to. lol
Zubrex 10 months ago
1:37 Fucking lost it!
TheseareStrange 10 months ago
1:07 Dick in the butt, please!
realfreakaynaughtay 10 months ago 2
Never laughed this hard in my life
lillithdv8 10 months ago
08:47 - 09:09 Wow that really caught me off guard. XD
Dukeobelding 10 months ago 8
And btw, this just went from 7,000-25,000 in a night - someone sent this to me yesterday, and I refreshed the page today, and I was like - holy crap! lol
Roundhere44 10 months ago
OMG this is all from the audiobook?? Genius! haha
Roundhere44 10 months ago
LMAO dick in the butt plz LOL
pmpkng 10 months ago
And they called themselves... the aristocrats.
bubblesdubeau 10 months ago 10
ROFL!!! SHIIIT!!!
pilosopotato 10 months ago
cannot believe this only has 20k views, i was in hysterics the whole time!
ALLenROOK 10 months ago
This is GENIUS I TELL YOU... GENIUS!
MightyDragon 10 months ago
Dirtiest things ive ever heard. epic
PyroStick420 10 months ago
This is SO funny...in a nasty, sick sort of way! LMFAO!!!!!Good Lord!!
Supernova51280 10 months ago
lulwut.
TheOldFatDuckGamer 10 months ago
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING DIRTIER
impastable 10 months ago
Oh jesus at 6:30 there's POETRY.
allaccountnamesgone 10 months ago 10
OMG...LMFAO
mistyw49686 10 months ago 2
lol the "3" from the Rock Band 3 logo.
suckapunch565 10 months ago
4:33 OH MY GOD
ASSEMblerEX 10 months ago 3
I laughed so hard I cried.
Ih8theus 10 months ago
Did the oblivion narrator just do audio porn?
MonkeyWithKnives 10 months ago
@MonkeyWithKnives
no.
ignorantpom 10 months ago
@ignorantpom you sure? sure as hell sounds like uriel septim to me
MonkeyWithKnives 10 months ago 3
@MonkeyWithKnives
Positive. Jim Dale is no Patrick Stewart.
ignorantpom 10 months ago
This is the best thing ever...
HaleHopes 10 months ago
"Excellent. Ten points to Gryffindor!"
abara666 10 months ago 15
wow...over 10 minutes...that is some dedication...2 minutes would have been funny, 10 minutes is fukin epic
coffeetablesex 10 months ago 7
@coffeetablesex There's a link at the end to the other half of this. That's right; twenty minutes of breathless hilarity.
EffTheSystem 10 months ago
Euphoria!
CollegeSmart1 10 months ago
9:34 shit just got meta
toms1266 10 months ago
Peenus gravy.
TheDaftMonk 10 months ago
There was a large amount of CUM! on her clothes.
bmehilos 10 months ago 2
Very well done.
oisiaa 10 months ago
Oh god.
Kom3tBrawl 10 months ago
NUT CUSTARD
herecticdragon 10 months ago 3
There was an explosion of skeet.
eruption257 10 months ago 8
i laughed the entire fucking time
carney071 10 months ago 8
TOUCHDOWN
chickenlover01 10 months ago
fap fap fap...
gcfasnyamc 10 months ago 4
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
chibiviolinist21 10 months ago
@chibiviolinist21 Why does this exist? it makes my bass flute playing brain want to die.
sonjaiZ 10 months ago
'Finally killing one.....'
that actually made me cry with laughter
MKECBS1 10 months ago 6
The Aristocrats!
MrAdamscharles 10 months ago 12
This has been flagged as spam show
"as though Harry had been plunged into a fabulous sea of Penis Custard." Wow. Freakin' awesome. That shit is funny and terribly gross. You gotta admit, a guy as big as Hagrid....
pogibaldy 10 months ago
"as though Harry had been plunged into a sea of Penis Custard." Wow. Freakin' awesome. That shit is funny and terribly gross. You gotta admit, a guy as big as Hagrid....
pogibaldy 10 months ago
"as though Harry had been plunged into a sea of Penis Custard." Wow. Freakin' awesome. That shit is funny and terribly gross.
pogibaldy 10 months ago
Fresh from his privates!
NoteParty 10 months ago
ALL OVER BRITAIN
Ganiltana 10 months ago 4
oh yeah! oh yeah! spurt spurt spurt! fap fap fap!
growlingscientist 10 months ago
"it was certainly nothing like hamburger restaurants"
skywahery 10 months ago 2
waaaaaaay too much time on your hands
tombaddeley 10 months ago
Havnt laughed this hard in a long time
minesisbigger 10 months ago
"Harry ejaculated."
Anwew 10 months ago
"Butt. Plugs. You might wanna be careful with those."
Sharpmint 10 months ago
lmfao YESS
derenathor 10 months ago
An explosion of skeet. Truly a remarkable masterpiece this is.
Pyrocy 10 months ago
This is the best version of the story.
divinitycomplex1 10 months ago
I cant stop laughing
zbusterzsabre 10 months ago
there's really not much to say about this video that the title and fist 30 seconds won't tell you.
dwarfedhamburger 10 months ago
Dear God...
algiasphere 10 months ago
Guys I can't.. I can't take it anymore.. I had to pause 3 minutes in.. I'm laughing way too hard
VanceMendoza 10 months ago
LMFAOAOAOAOAOA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
andrewMAUTHE 10 months ago
holy shitttt
dizhack3rboi042 10 months ago
this is amazing.
ArtificialMantis 10 months ago
XFD
lolwut1029 10 months ago
lol I know this audio because of tf2
TomFuIp 1 year ago
@TomFuIp same
TheImaCowMoo 11 months ago
.... wow .... just wow .... i cant belived i listened to this....... any one got the number of a good shrink?
ILoveDelirium 1 year ago
@Talziemistle And everyone thought it was snow... glad i've been staying indoors...
SimonB198207 1 year ago
:O...........................
dassahdill 1 year ago
"Hagrid'll f**k anything if it stands still long enough, eh?" Said Ron.
"That's wot yer little sister said." Said Hagrid.
BURN! OMG lol so hard at that one.
Butter89cup 1 year ago 6
LMFAO
AlphaAGENT144 1 year ago
Dick in tha' butt pleeeeeease
RaptorFag 2 years ago 133
enormous purple nipples!
nerdelicious5 2 years ago
...what the Hell.
linnetgoon 2 years ago
Oh. My. Word.
This is just... grotesque.
wisheyecould 2 years ago
"He's cumming now. Pee on it."
Holy frig, this is gross lol
Azadeth666 2 years ago 67
this is wrong on so many levels, AND YET I LOVE IT! I completly broke at the rap song at 8:51
PhantomSavage 2 years ago
OMG This is so fucking awesome. That rap song is really the best.
MonstermaniaTV 2 years ago
AHHHHHHH HA HA HA!
They should make this into a movie
Ripgut666 2 years ago
Flash movie series. That'd be priceless
Kilshot666 2 years ago
It sure as hell would! I'd watch it on pay per view
Ripgut666 2 years ago
Hahah HBO special
Kilshot666 2 years ago
I bet it would be bigger than Sopranos
well... maybe
pretty close though
Ripgut666 2 years ago
I agree.
Eheklo 2 years ago
BEST SHIT EVER :D
Golancev2 2 years ago
oh my god.
ceddan 2 years ago