Hi Andrew. Just writing to tell you that your videos are smarter and funnier as time goes by. Keep it up because your humour is true and reminds me of all the stuff I see everyday. Good Job man.
I got a new channel and new and better songs and videos. Would be nice to have your thoughts on my newest video.
@Razanalkatkotah- cankles are when a person has no ankles it just goes straight from calve to foot. Usually larger people are referenced to have them ;)
@VidJunky1000 he has made other videos like this about girlfriends and such, but in his monologues he always talks about how he hasn't had a girlfriend in a long time. This is just a skit.
Would have thumbs up'd your bid if you hadn't put in the physical insults. Name calling OK but are you that desperate you'd date ugly and fat? It's just not believable. If real this is really low.
Dammit! I'm the 4th most-viewed in the comedy section today. But I'm stuck behind stupid 'Sh*t People Say' parodies! Parodies take no effort! It's like putting a hat on Michaelangelo's David & being proud that you made one of the world's most famous sculptures.
Fooey I say! FOOEY!
PS - Thanks for the views everyone, & for allowing me to compete with YouTubers who have 100's of thousands of subscribers.
PERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFECT timing. I just posted this on my boyfriend's, er ex-boyfriend's wall because I've been dying to break up with him and his undersized penis all week.
And thank you once again for making a song that will get stuck in my head and probably will be singing it on accident at work. =) Hope your weekend was awesome!
@pickle699 YouTube views freeze at around 300 when there is a lot of traffic. They do it to make sure the views are real & that the YouTuber isn't just using one of those silly machines. Then after they review it, they put the view count up to the proper number :)
@andypandy311 i can't wait till the day people stop asking about the view count. lol awesome vid btw... if i was a lesbian, id deff break up with my girl friend like this!
Your always one of my favorite artists. I hope you find the better things in life, like a fresh box of those giant frosted mini-wheats. You know the kind thats as thick as your thumb. I never find those anymore. Just the tiny ones.
ANDYPANDY! BOY! I didn't realize you got so many subscribers! That's intense. And obviously deserved! I started coughing from laughing so hard when you sung the knick-knack paddywhack thing. Seriously, I love you. Thanks for being awesome.
dude,u trashed that bitch, U DA MAN!
MegaNinja210 2 days ago in playlist Monologues by Andrew Hunt (andypandy311)
@vlog555 Jon Lajoie
JaYfizz0 1 week ago
andy did your girlfriend actually cheat on you?
Vexens 1 week ago
I sent this to my cheating girl friend thank you for makeing this
Fiesel21 1 week ago
kinck knack paddy whak guess what go fuck yourself
firecrackers761 2 weeks ago
You're such a bugaboo.
YFHCracks 2 weeks ago
Omg this is so great to me!!!
JuiceBoxBabii 2 weeks ago
i just going to get a girl and then send this to her tommorow
musicrocksfu 2 weeks ago
Me and my friend were having an insult contest, and I won with "Your face looks like afterbirth"
KagamineMeltdown 2 weeks ago in playlist Monologues by Andrew Hunt (andypandy311)
Laser banana!!!
kayleedance613 3 weeks ago
I love you! Yes homo!
rexfordairsoft 3 weeks ago
I just posted this on my ex's wall. Thank you for giving me a way to show her just how much of a bugaboo she is... :)
Hoorsepenny 3 weeks ago 5
I LOVE THIS SHIT SO MUCH! lol He's my fucking role model.
Drew090111 3 weeks ago
Amazing video, just wanna say one thing, though...I like Smash Mouth! Don't dis the Smash Mouth.
HakushoLover364 4 weeks ago
nick nack paddy whack....guess what? go fuck yourself xD
BAM. line of the century
ladyGaGaofficial12 1 month ago 4
15 dislikes. must be her and her dignity
cocobutters11 1 month ago in playlist Monologues by Andrew Hunt (andypandy311) 2
Nice nak paddy wac. Guess what? GO FUCK YOURSELF!
rexfordairsoft 1 month ago
i am proud to live in the same country as you andy pandy!!!!! not very many good youtubers come from canada including myself
vlog555 1 month ago in playlist More videos from andypandy311
Nik nak patty wack guess what? GO FUCK YOURSELF!
EpicChick24 1 month ago 3
I loved the way he said pasta
sparklegirlz100 1 month ago 2
i have a laser banana ;)
gleegurl22 1 month ago
you should make a sequel of this that is a breakup to a boyfriend! some girls could use it
everybodypoops11 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Hi Andrew. Just writing to tell you that your videos are smarter and funnier as time goes by. Keep it up because your humour is true and reminds me of all the stuff I see everyday. Good Job man.
I got a new channel and new and better songs and videos. Would be nice to have your thoughts on my newest video.
Take care man.
Peace, Love and Rock N Roll Frenchi
OhFrenchi 1 month ago in playlist Monologues by Andrew Hunt (andypandy311)
You man are just a great youtuber!
BRAVO! really!
GregarasGR 1 month ago in playlist Monologues by Andrew Hunt (andypandy311)
I bet it was cause she wanted someone more masculine...just saying.
CourtneyChaos14 1 month ago
Single?
Hey Andy...
Sup?... Sup? ;)
Hahaha
littlemissink 1 month ago
That so sounded a little bitter!
davidmaclachlan 1 month ago
Aw man, sorry 'bout your bitch bro. You'll find someone better.
ImEverythingYouCrave 1 month ago in playlist Monologues by Andrew Hunt (andypandy311)
I know the atlantic is between us, but now that you're single I can tell you that you really rustle my jimmies....Yeah....
monkees4va 1 month ago
Whole wheat pasta IS disgusting!!
rawnutritiontips 1 month ago
thank you fluffee
gohanguy22 1 month ago
im just gunna send this to every girl i know then when they ask "what" im gunna be like" yea bitch... yea"
reallybored018 1 month ago in playlist Monologues by Andrew Hunt (andypandy311)
Second time watching this
adlide 1 month ago
HAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! knick knack paddy wack, guess what? Go fck yourself
fadams22 1 month ago 3
You are a lyrical genius. Jesus Christ.
fuchsiaturtle 1 month ago 2
now that youre single,
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
LTADrocks 1 month ago
Hey don't hate on VCRs!
googagirl 1 month ago
I hear sadness in his voice :..)
noory14 1 month ago
is it wrong that i kinda like the song ?
sarah201299 1 month ago
@Razanalkatkotah- cankles are when a person has no ankles it just goes straight from calve to foot. Usually larger people are referenced to have them ;)
misledsarah 1 month ago
"I need you like I need a VCR."
But you need those every once and a while. How will you watch your old Disney movies without one?!
fullmetalelimental 1 month ago 2
andy you earned your self a dedicated viewer :)
slaker199 1 month ago in playlist Monologues by Andrew Hunt (andypandy311)
Aweee babe! -333. She's a whor* u don't need her!
01SweeterThanHunny01 1 month ago
i shared i want my kiss ._. email it ^-^ jkjk xD
fatalisslayer22 1 month ago
knick knack paddy whack
guess what
GO F**K URSELF
gabyluvsutube 1 month ago in playlist Monologues by Andrew Hunt (andypandy311)
This is actually really catchy. The I'm breaking up with you part gets stuck in my head. (:
hannahlovesification 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
hahahahha poor girl...NOT!
papcheikhou 1 month ago
This one had me rolling Andrew!!! XD
Ps. Can I have your virtual autograph? <3 :D
kryptynite76 1 month ago
The tune reminds me of the rejected Educational TV show song: Bum ba-RRRRING sucka toy eee etsa!
VoltaireLives 1 month ago
@VidJunky1000 he has made other videos like this about girlfriends and such, but in his monologues he always talks about how he hasn't had a girlfriend in a long time. This is just a skit.
1eliciamarie 1 month ago
Ugh, you're such a bugaboo
grizzerzizz 1 month ago
Would have thumbs up'd your bid if you hadn't put in the physical insults. Name calling OK but are you that desperate you'd date ugly and fat? It's just not believable. If real this is really low.
VidJunky1000 1 month ago
The whole wheat pasta reference is so true.
x3Kiwix3 1 month ago
Good for you man!!!
mitchman709 1 month ago
I need you like I need a VCR was the funniest damn thing I heard all day.
MrSydable 1 month ago
this is awesome i would so do this
grbayfan1 1 month ago
laughed so hard
Seshokii 1 month ago
Whats a cankle? lol hilarious vid tho! I died laughing XD
Razanalkatkotah 1 month ago
oh god whole wheat pasta....
Chauvinist948 1 month ago
immm breaking up with you, cause you look like poooh!
sania1027 1 month ago
LMAO at Laser Banana. That could be your thing that never becomes a thing. ;) skeet skeet Andrew! Sweet view count you rawk! :)
blueeyedtara 1 month ago
Laaaserbanana i want one
crazyasskickdude 1 month ago
It's funny because Smash Mouth IS releasing a new CD haha. I assume he already knows this but it'd be funnier if he didn't.
jayhawksrock1 1 month ago
just need one for when I guy cheets cuz I could use one
untamedhartz 1 month ago
Marry Me? Then you can make a sexy marrige song ;)
CassieDeL 1 month ago
Last time I checked out his videos, he was only getting 5,000 views and now he's getting over 10,000. Great job Andy!!!
MRCVideography 1 month ago
if my gf ever cheats on me.. I'm so sending her this :D
rece42 1 month ago 65
Dammit! I'm the 4th most-viewed in the comedy section today. But I'm stuck behind stupid 'Sh*t People Say' parodies! Parodies take no effort! It's like putting a hat on Michaelangelo's David & being proud that you made one of the world's most famous sculptures.
Fooey I say! FOOEY!
PS - Thanks for the views everyone, & for allowing me to compete with YouTubers who have 100's of thousands of subscribers.
I love your bums.
andypandy311 1 month ago 130
@andypandy311 Yo, where can i get a laser banana?
Sebld1 1 month ago
@andypandy311 upload a new video! i watched all your older ones and I'm out of funny videos :( i love your vids :)
grizzerzizz 1 month ago in playlist Monologues by Andrew Hunt (andypandy311)
@andypandy311 Poor you :( Parodies take absolutely no effort at all :S You deserve the top spot ;);) xx Love you!
2DoorCClub 1 month ago in playlist Monologues by Andrew Hunt (andypandy311)
@andypandy311 I do agree that original content and style is far more impressive than just taking someone else's idea and doing a parody of it.
LindelofIsGod 1 month ago in playlist Monologues by Andrew Hunt (andypandy311)
@andypandy311 my girlfriend showed me some of those. sooooo standard, i may have CHUCKLED at best. your vids, however, i die laughing :D
FromMeToWhoever4 3 weeks ago
Is he dead?
rzarec7a 1 month ago
dude i love you.
TrippySkunk 1 month ago
lmao true
purplehazeflip 1 month ago
Hahha , I love the end :)
ASmartCake 1 month ago
Ir you could just slap the bitch and tell her its over, but its up to you
UnendingGameplay 1 month ago
My favourite part: Mrs. SkankityFucking-AroundLikeABitch
ItsKatKool 1 month ago
lol, did this actually happen?
shiroshini 1 month ago in playlist Monologues by Andrew Hunt (andypandy311)
pause at 1:30, your face is histarical
irockalot56 1 month ago in playlist Monologues by Andrew Hunt (andypandy311)
@lulw0tbrittany Bitch move Bitch move.......but funny I will give u that but still Bitch move
RADIOACTIV40 1 month ago
@andypandy311 what happened with the black eye
jeremy16717 1 month ago
holy crap i love this video. <3
Laprasish 1 month ago in playlist Monologues by Andrew Hunt (andypandy311)
Andy. I love you.
Not in the creepy way. I swear.
...I swear...
RunFastNumber40 1 month ago in playlist Monologues by Andrew Hunt (andypandy311)
PERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFECT timing. I just posted this on my boyfriend's, er ex-boyfriend's wall because I've been dying to break up with him and his undersized penis all week.
lulw0tbrittany 1 month ago in playlist Monologues by Andrew Hunt (andypandy311)
@lulw0tbrittany This song is specifically for breaking up with a girl though! WTF
4x4manify 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
@4x4manify
Your face is specifically for breaking up with girls. JK girls breaking up with you. JK YOU'VE NEVER BEEN LAID. O/
lulw0tbrittany 1 month ago
You said pasta wrong. Lol Ik dont flame.
BGSXboxx 1 month ago
You are so so so funny.
hannahlovesification 1 month ago
I loveeeee you! ahha :) my weekly dose of humor <3 dont ever stop making vids.
shybabe93 1 month ago
In the related videos after the video, you can see NIPPLES, BOOBS, STAB, happy birthday, Your mother all in a row =P
badassshadows12 1 month ago
This should be on iTunes. But since it's not I'm gonna download it the free way and if it ever is on iTunes I will buy it.
butzdarren 1 month ago
LOL THIS MADE MY DAY!!!! C: SUB
KikuCherryable 1 month ago
Knick knack patty whack, guess what? Go fuck yourself!
ToxicPeaches14 1 month ago
replay...... replay......replay..... I want stop listening to this AWESOME SONG
Aperson114 1 month ago
But... Smash Mouth is making a new CD,
And you insulted them
:[
BT27films 1 month ago
hahah wtf
kokooo035 1 month ago in playlist Monologues by Andrew Hunt (andypandy311)
SOOO AMAZING!!!!
THED0CT0R909 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Hahaha... screw Smashmouth!
bhg311 1 month ago
LOL I wish this was around earlier in my life! SO perfect!
Henababe 1 month ago
Im scared my boyfriend will send this to me...
popgirllizzy2 1 month ago in playlist Monologues by Andrew Hunt (andypandy311)
I love how twilight is in the tags
MsSynclair13 1 month ago
wait did your girl realy cheat on you or did you just wanna make this song?
bobwatters 1 month ago
hope i never HAVE to use this, i love my girlfriend, but..... this is so fuckin hilarious XD
FromMeToWhoever4 1 month ago in playlist Monologues by Andrew Hunt (andypandy311)
hahhaa classic mate, always the best to break up lol
Cjay232 1 month ago
Awesome!!!
jimmyandroid24 1 month ago
Ha love you.
rizluv6 1 month ago
This is great!
andrewkim124 1 month ago
You're flow when you say "Mrs. Skankityfuckingaroundlikeabitch" is off the hook. You're Busta Rhymes.
KoolIsKeith 1 month ago
I use your song videos to cheer my friends up when they are going through a breakup. It works every time :)
TheCanadiangirl95 1 month ago
Im gonna use this !
XxThisTimexX 1 month ago in playlist Monologues by Andrew Hunt (andypandy311)
I thought he was Gay
RamLyfe 1 month ago
You're awesome.
blahblahgen 1 month ago
Awesome!! =)
FindMeInKurume 1 month ago in playlist Monologues by Andrew Hunt (andypandy311) 7
@FindMeInKurume Thank you :)
andypandy311 1 month ago 3
am i the only one under the age of 14 who watches this show haha
JamesonODonnellTV 1 month ago
nice one bro!:] they just need to be told...
eldaine 1 month ago
cool layout
MsMiriamSantos 1 month ago
wtf, i tag's dont make sence
asjr13 1 month ago
Is this for real? :-o
candyfrogsarethebest 1 month ago
D: Did your girlfriend really cheat on you?
METROIDKILLERX 1 month ago
Y u no like my genre of music I like :( madda ass ho
briggskidd 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"2 dislikes? 1 Must've been Your girlfriend @andypandy311"
Just to prove that I was the First Person to say this.
unplannedautopsy 1 month ago
I like how you say pasta =P
And thank you once again for making a song that will get stuck in my head and probably will be singing it on accident at work. =) Hope your weekend was awesome!
Love ya!
OperationKayKay 1 month ago
this is great :)
MaMastoast 1 month ago
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ivannagy28 1 month ago
You are officialy the funniest guy on youtube!
woshstudios 1 month ago
Two dislikes, we all know who they were from eh. Lol
YummyChoccy 1 month ago 6
so the ex and her current boyfriend did also watch this?
dutchman163 1 month ago 4
Like and favrioted, Now where is my high five in the friendship.
p208134 1 month ago 14
@p208134 Virtual high five!!! Virtual friendship!!! :)
andypandy311 1 month ago 34
@andypandy311 Thnx
p208134 1 month ago
i never EVER add videos to my favourites unless i literally wet myself but i did it for you babe <3
TheSeagulls4Ever 1 month ago
i need you
Hamppsta 1 month ago
the best song this YEAR!! yeeeeah you rock!
bakersfieldmusicnow 1 month ago
Who are the two people who pressed the dislike button. Was it your girlfriend and her other chin?
lichlame 1 month ago 120
@lichlame haha Awesome :)
andypandy311 1 month ago
Andy, you are amazing honey. Any girl that cheats on you is a really stupid cunt. Love ya.
Hugs
HotMissa 1 month ago
Love this.
firefly2552025 1 month ago
i love you so much andy !! but recently ive kinda started talking like you and making weird faces like you and now everyone thinks im weird..... :(
emmie605 1 month ago
How can i download this??? ♥ ♥ ♥
Otiroty 1 month ago
how is there 508 likes and only 305 views.
pickle699 1 month ago 3
@pickle699 THAT'S WHAT I WANNA KNOW!
EpicChick24 1 month ago
@EpicChick24 its just youtube lag
ashellebee 1 month ago
@pickle699 YouTube views freeze at around 300 when there is a lot of traffic. They do it to make sure the views are real & that the YouTuber isn't just using one of those silly machines. Then after they review it, they put the view count up to the proper number :)
andypandy311 1 month ago 11
@andypandy311 i can't wait till the day people stop asking about the view count. lol awesome vid btw... if i was a lesbian, id deff break up with my girl friend like this!
ThatsNikki 1 month ago
507 likes but only 306 views?????What?????
EpicChick24 1 month ago
Hope you didn't have to actually break up with a girl. Funny as always making me smile =)
pusho12 1 month ago
@DarkNemesis25 more like the 2 dislikes are from her and her other chin :D
fatalxfaggot2 1 month ago
Can't say she didn't earn it! Had the same thing happen to me, I just wish I did something like this.
CalvinCUW 1 month ago
Your shirt in this video is probably the most fashionable thing I have EVER seen.
xD
IguanaSpunk 1 month ago
I wish this had come out in August I would have stolen lines from this hahaha
Brentor14 1 month ago 2
@Brentor14 haha Maybe next time :)
andypandy311 1 month ago
@andypandy311 deal lol
Brentor14 1 month ago
@venomsam lol ima do that too thnx for the idea
sk83rzz 1 month ago
Hey Andy! I hope you're getting a good influx of subscribers :)
I think you're fabulous, so keep it up.
kazeiki 1 month ago
Fuck no. Metal music <3 XD But I do love metal music, and some really hot people go to metal concerts.
ImmaEvilMonkey 1 month ago
Your always one of my favorite artists. I hope you find the better things in life, like a fresh box of those giant frosted mini-wheats. You know the kind thats as thick as your thumb. I never find those anymore. Just the tiny ones.
tonkagarfield 1 month ago
i just sent this to my ex lmfao XD
venomsam 1 month ago
I'm SO breaking up with my gf just to email her this video .. Oh wait i need one first O.O
sykoTomBoy 1 month ago 3
i taught he was gay
Ch1ris23 1 month ago
I want to get in a relationship now and hope she cheats so i can send her a link to this video through facebook.
Antherax0108 1 month ago 81
@Antherax0108 first problem is you have to get into a relationship first :P
WeSellSnow 1 month ago
@WeSellSnow Hey now don't be rude. But It's true. He has to get into a relationship
dyl1110 1 month ago
@Antherax0108 haha I want that to happen too!
andypandy311 1 month ago
LOL I love that shakespeare joke
EmLeahlie 1 month ago
Knick knack patty whack, guess what? Go fuck yourself
TheGirlWhoTalks 1 month ago
LOL the last joke almost made me pass out from laughing
shallonjade 1 month ago
Awful LOL...do it again!
adlide 1 month ago
best song you've ever done.
TheBuddhaFist 1 month ago
awww, but I love humorous tshirts :(
andym4417 1 month ago
ANDYPANDY! BOY! I didn't realize you got so many subscribers! That's intense. And obviously deserved! I started coughing from laughing so hard when you sung the knick-knack paddywhack thing. Seriously, I love you. Thanks for being awesome.
harlequinne52 1 month ago
LOL 'YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE AFTERBIRTH'
THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD HAHAHHAHAHA
CharlieInk113 1 month ago
One of my favorite songs of yours. lol
curlysuesap 1 month ago