A Farming Expert! - Minecraft - #33

[mrjaydee044]

where did you get that awesome font

[evilbobisback]

If you put fences under your dirt it makes it so that you cannot trample the plants.

[Suicider12]

Ugh, why did he waste time by going back and forth between his waterpool and irrigation? Doesn't he know that he was creating infinite pools zzzzzzzz

[merelientje1]

@TheHomelessTwig no I'm just on my period ' ;l

[merelientje1]

I think the farm looks like a room full off shit and its hella ugly, first you could build cool things but it's getting worse and worse -,-

ooo and you sound like a fag if you lough about you're own jokes the whole time.

those where my points of critics ,

believe it or not I love you're video's.

[TheHomelessTwig]

merelientje1 is a FAG

[TheGabby187]

@TheHomelessTwig he/she can have their own opinion even though the only true statement is the last 4 words

[NoProblemo4U]

No way minecraft is still fun for you to play.. you play so much minecraft.. :O

[expected4unexpected]

Jevin you do realize when two flowing water blocks are conjoined they make an infiite source. Therefore your farm is an infinite source.

[GOLDIE12345y7890]

dirt, it's amazing!

[Name308]

Hey jevin if you want to make the farm a bit betteryou can put fences under the tilled soil and you will be able to walk over it with ruining the tilled soil

[TheMRocks21]

@41675959 they both look nice in different ways

[MrGold262]

jevin we dont give a shit were the sand came from, we believe you! :)

[F4rl4nd]

YOU ARE MAKING MY HEAD EXPLODE!!!!! Water filling logics! you dont need to make that 2x2 square in middle of room, you could put 2 buckets of water in trench every other and take from the middle!!!!!

[iDutchyyHD]

Download link please for this epic world ;D

[madflip8787]

If you crouch on tilled land it doesn't de-till it.

[MplaysMC]

Hey guys, it's Jevin, he always forget something don't you saw in his earlier videos? :tface: (TrollFace)

[tombaalhuis1]

the halfslabs were just in the chest man! 21 slabs!

[TheDiamondCast]

Hey Jevin, You don't need to have the stream of water in the middle because the others will fertilize all of the crops. So you could have that as a walkway :)

Thumbs Up So Jevin See's This !!

[00wolfer00]

your not the only disliking cows/killing them :D

AntVenom

[alcamp1977]

what the fuck was up with that commercial

[TheMRocks21]

@41675959 he knows he just wanted it to look cool

[TheMRocks21]

who saw his video how to find diamonds in your sub box for just a millisec?

[Instakillzrock]

cobble half slabs was in the chest closest to entrance

[litleChristopher77]

13:37 the farming begins

[MrHarrobarro1]

@litleChristopher77 ????????????????????????

[litleChristopher77]

@MrHarrobarro1 melons ?

[MrHarrobarro1]

@litleChristopher77 Yeah but the farming did'nt begin, it continued

[sammelief1]

epic

[Ruuvvinvanninthe2nd]

Jevin, Doesn't better blocks mod get you able to make dirt slabs? I know it's not updated 1.9 pre 4 but you can try some mods work

Bad english FTW

[sammelief1]

where´s your custem ijevin mod pack?

[SxG5killzZz]

Hey guys,

im a fourteen year old and im starting to host my own server

i have port forwarded my ip address and about to buy the vps for the server

i really want as many people to join as we can! we need mods and admins

its going to be a huge role play server:)

we are working on the map at the minute and i thought i would get an early message out, please can you subscribe to my channel so then i can release the video for all of you people to see.

i dont ask for this much, but pl0x thumb this up!

[TheMRocks21]

jevin only your old mod can make half blocks of dirt. WHO remembered that mod that he used at the end of season 2

[rosstafan]

@iJevin if you place wooden fences underneath the farmland then it can't be trampled

Also f.y.i you name is in my phones dictionary

[Kingkong8510]

yea world dl pllz jev :D

[R7oX3n]

Jevin, I like all your videos (like = rate) so, can you PLEASE give us the world download? Please. All you ask for is a rating, I give it... so for one time only can you give me the world? <3

[JaxnRdS]

jevin, when you wanted to make half slabs of dirt, i said, shame.

[ipodappshelpyou]

@JaxnRdS He did have someone code him a mod for that so....shut up :P

[TheGuyWhoNoScopes]

@JaxnRdS ITS NOT DIRT ITS SOIL lol

[danne696]

@TheGuyWhoNoScopes Actually, if you hover your pointer over it, it says "Dirt" :P

[AverageoJoe]

@JaxnRdS You are new. He had a mod that included dirt half-slabs.

[JaxnRdS]

@AverageoJoe I know. but he's doing vanilla minecraft. looks like you're new. 

[AverageoJoe]

@JaxnRdS haha your mad

[JaxnRdS]

@AverageoJoe cool story, bro

[AverageoJoe]

@JaxnRdS this kid thinks 3 words is a story. and fyi I ain't your bro.

[AerialFate]

@AverageoJoe I ain't your bro, guy. :) is a better response! (No trolling I appreciate your work.)

[JaxnRdS]

@AverageoJoe i cant understand whats your problem. i said a comment and now your trying to be a know-it-all...

[MrEbrahemo]

put fences under the farm land so you could walk on it and it will not be back to normal dirt

hope this helps

[80GreenHeart80]

Jev, monsters can only spawn 25-80 blocks away from you

It would be stupid if they could spawn right with you, you probebly know that a monster have never spawned right with you (0-25 blocks) exept if you are with a "Monster Spawner"

[LuK3isun7]

dirt never looked so beautiful

[FidoTheZombie1]

jevin jevin jevin..... melons ownly need 1 space to grow..... ur not an expert farmer lol. THUMBS UP SO JEVIN WILL SEE THIS AND FIX HIS GARDENING WAYS

[DrTrinitrotoluene]

5 people liked NAAAAT this

[123SuperWill]

3 people were drunk and missed the like button!

[Svenneololo]

@123SuperWill 1 person had his fathers penis in his ass while trying to get thumbs up.

[123SuperWill]

@Svenneololo Who you

[DylbertsGaming]

fences under tilled soil stops it from being flattened by mobs/character

[opilipxx]

for the melons you have to rehoe the dirt anyway so you could of just walked on that instead of making the path

[bencurwen96]

Hey Jevin, Make an animal farm full of cows using wheat to breed them and to lure them into it and then you'll have unlimited beef to eat and leather for armour!

Thumbs up so he trys this! :D

[6444dragon]

Stupid Jevon melons only need one tilled space to vrow

[JoHnNyBoY1111000]

@6444dragon Says the guys who can't even spell Jevin...

[Dreyden05]

@6444dragon dude learn how to spell his name and quit being a dick

[antony1397]

@6444dragon says the guy who cant even spell JEVIN and GROW right.

[DrTrinitrotoluene]

@antony1397 he wasnt trying to spell grow, he was trying to say that he loves penis :3

[AkeelaPro]

hey jevin thers a beter vay to grow weat (melons) is voter under the dirt and i water sorse in the midle (it works)

[ThePrestigiousGamer]

@OJRepoMan you too ;)?

[iProdded]

You could always dig out another layer under the dirt and put the water underneath your patches

[TheGabby187]

if u want melons to grow do this

o= seeds

d=dirt

do

do

do

[arexotheone]

Jevin remember if you hold shift you dont ruin the soil!

[TheAdamBomb96]

You only need one spot for melon growth!

[RandmWeirdo]

Jevin, you can shift over crops and it wont destroy them

[playy6]

Put fences under your farm so the fertile soil doesn't get trampled.

Like so Jevin can see.

[mrvelazquezful]

thumbs up if you saw the half slabs at 10:36 -_-

[XxCokeVanillaxX]

Jevin if you crouch walk over the soil it won't 

Damage it. Also u made the slabs :)

[KellyN939]

how annoying is the nether portal!!!!!!!!!!

[GamesDuo]

those 3 who disliked managed to miss the like button.

[XxfourknightsXx]

You don't need tilled dirt next to the melon

[MrRocove]

@XxfourknightsXx you do need

[TheNader867]

jevin you only need to put one space of tilled dirt next to each melon seed and it'll still grow so just use one of the extra rows for wheat

[Kikicooc]

You did the melons wrong...that's what she said

[TheNader867]

you can just crouch/shift over crops and they won't decay

[TheNader867]

the water is different in swamp biomes as of 1.9.2

[ray73864]

you don't need to keep going back to your infinite water source in order to fill up your row of water, just take from 2 blocks before and it'll auto fill it in.

also, as Ethos taught us (he got told by someone else), if you put fence posts underneath the dirt, you can walk all over your farm normally without trampling it.

[machinimafans101]

jevin would u rather have a babymonkey in ur ass doing the hokapoka, or a singing tadpole in ur bellybutton doing the macaraina

[pokemysexbutton]

y you grab coal jevin!

[TheNader867]

jevin if you're in a dark area don't worry bout them baddies spawning, cuz monsters and spawn within 25 blocks of you

[dcross412]

i like the enthusiastic PEACE at the end =)

[cnano98]

epic slab fail FTW

[blanchjoey2]

you can croutch walk over crops without un tilling them. like me up so jevin can see.

[Ameterasuu]

@blanchjoey2 he knows that already. walkin on a path is just faster.....

[Otherones5]

jevin, you don't need the water on the sides...learn your farmin facts ya noob. Water makes tilled soil up to 4 blocks away fertile.

[iffygrifffew]

I hate that portal....

[supafarten8or]

if u ever finish this map could u give us the map please~~~

It's so AWSOME~~~

[Djbigglez]

Jevin, just so you know, you only need 2 spaces for melons. It'll work just fine

[Alphapwn70]

Thumbs up if you want his skin

[Pwner9185]

Next series find a mushroom biome they are cool sheer cows in biome=2 cows lol :)

[SewellProductionss]

IJEVIN. STOP I NEED TO SLEEP :O

[cjammons]

TO MUCH FUCKING GLASS JEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[StevenLovesSophie]

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[raac971]

i saw the half slabs

[TrihardScopz]

just at random..i wish he bring the Zelda Adventure map back

[nouaremyonly]

i like turtles

[OJRepoMan]

'Fuck it i'm gonna go sleep'

*Notices new Video uploaded by iJevin*

*Starts watching...*

[Akjefa]

Dora: Jevinators Jevin lost his slabs can u find them

Me: their right in front of your FRICKIN FACE gosh

Jevin es Muy tonto

[dunay77]

jevin did u really get that many stacks of seeds? douting you

[darkra01]

Whats with the number comments?

[xMineCraftStarCraftx]

@darkra01 they think that they are cool because they saw the video fast and thats is how many views are on it when they watched

[skullsnarmy1]

Jevin by this example i made :SSSSSSS S=Seed@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ MMMMMM M=Melon. this does work. ignore the @ it would not work with out them

[Rumpleicious1]

the most efficiant melon farms are 2 wide, the melon trades rows of the dirt as it grows.

[Zaioris331]

Routine for an iJevin Video

1. Click like before the video has started

2. Like the uploader comment

3. Go see what the top comment is

4. Sit back and enjoy the video

[MrLordValin]

pls every1 thumbs thumbs this up and jevin pls read this: in your main base 1 of the corner tracks leaving to go to your armory has cobblestone under it. it is in your house and it's is really annoying and bugging me pls fix for over 3 vids know iv bin asking :( also your awesome!!

-Valin-

[ItzTehEli]

61th!!!!!!!!! :D *Face Troll* Derp Herp

[JVCOOL784]

your in a swamp jevin...thats why the water is darker

[MrCinemin]

Jevin why do you always make everything so big?

[NotEvenReality]

@MrCinemin CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY JEVIN ROLLS!!! PSSSH HATER! lol

[MrCinemin]

@NotEvenReality Are you jevin? O^O

[blackhawk120mc]

the half slabs are next to the bread and above the raw pork. lol

[MRHALOTIP]

me: Jevin repeat after me, wasn't

Jevin: wudn't

me: NOOOOO WASN'T

Jevin: wudn't

me: ....FUCK

[AC130REAPER]

Wow Jevin....Dirt Half Slabs lol

[chadmie123]

WHATCHU KNOW ABOUT 80 N 0 HATRZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[sayaks12]

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[NotEvenReality]

@sayaks12 You sir, have too much time on your hands.

[sayaks12]

@NotEvenReality Yes, yes i have.

[jas137atyahoocom]

derpety derp derp derp... how u miss slabs

[IMADEitProductions37]

did anyone else see the half slabs...-_-

[gameking008]

@IMADEitProductions37 they're hidden well not gonna lie

[kennmmanproductions]

if you hold shift, you can walk on tilled land !

[jas137atyahoocom]

@kennmmanproductions if you put fences under them you can walk normaly on tilled land

[kennmmanproductions]

@jas137atyahoocom thanks !

[Scoopyakc]

reply and give me ur opinion

do you want me to make more vids or do they suck ass and i should stop

[torell95secto]

In my day sonny boy we ate bread to heal not to be fat :)

[masterman467]

in this episode, watch IJevin, master builder, make a dirt shack.

[Scoopyakc]

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[adamster12]

500 letters 488 letters 476 letters 464 letters 452 letters 440 letters 428 letters HA i win....now i give up :(

[zae4398]

i wonder if jev is doing skrim

[Scoopyakc]

lollololololololololololoololo­lololololololololo ihihihihihihihhihihihihihihihi­hihihihihiihiFUCKgyfgya

[115zombi]

Your by far my favorite youtuber,i watch everyone from xjaws to paperbatvg but you are definatly the BEST!!! Keep it up dude,your amazing.im going to start doing minecraft commentaries when i get my computer for christmas and i can honestly say you inspired me to want to do commentarys. Your the best. #1 jevinator for life

[MightyPeach1]

put half steps over the water so you can walk on it as a path

[Scoopyakc]

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[TheHola1212]

Why dont u use Single Player Commands For Maxstack?

[JohnnyWithAGun]

Melon only takes 2 spaces

[Scoopyakc]

im girl no brony mabye bro tho

ryhme

[harharluke]

Jevin im trying to homework please dont post anymore vidyas today -.-

[XxDarkxKradxX]

Jevin, why you no collect lava buckets so you don't need any more coal? :P

[Nitesbro1]

30th



[Nitesbro1]

28th

[SwiftLilEagles]

Totally Off topic... but anyways, LEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JJEEEEEEENNNKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­NNNNNSSS!

[Nitesbro1]

27th

[Scoopyakc]

troolllll

[Scoopyakc]

have a nice day

[sayaks12]

@Scoopyakc after some time you'll get OVAR 9000 thumbs downs.

[Scoopyakc]

@sayaks12 COOL IV E AWALS wanted ThAt

[Scoopyakc]

yo sup

[Scoopyakc]

hello

[sayaks12]

@Scoopyakc sup brony (i hope)

[Scoopyakc]

hi

[sayaks12]

@Scoopyakc hi

[Scoopyakc]

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[sayaks12]

@Scoopyakc u a brony?

[Scoopyakc]

hi

[brutesrange]

Under 100 ftw

[Scoopyakc]

hi.

[Scoopyakc]

hi

[Scoopyakc]

500 letters 488 letters 476 letters 463 letters 452 letters 440letters okay i give up

[Jizraphel]

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