Let's play some Foccer!

[oliversenord]

If you mix Football + Football you get Football. There's not such thing as Soccer

[corpsept]

stop calling football soccer.....stooppppp

[ksb78]

Here we go again! A bunch of E-Pansies claiming their sport/country is better.

WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK!!!!!

[KrazyKryz]

interesting and to the fuckers who think that american football is better than regular footy well shit your wrong since their is limited skill involved in it even though both sports demand high physical standards

[Dangturtle]

I love all the Europeans bitching about AF.

The only reasons you retards bitch is because we took the name for our sport.

AF is a game of chess that is the ultimate "team" sport.

Ronaldhino will juke his way past an entire team if they are terrible enough. Soccer can be won by stacking 3 or 4 great players that control the game. AF is about the entire team working in unison. Coaches setting up the pieces, offensive line protecting from defensive backs, etc.

Soccer is great. Both can exist.

[hereforthefunny]

Isnt rugby the soccer,football combo?

[KrazyKryz]

football is rugby for pussies soccer is rugby with your feet and for real men

[zeejustin6]

insert 750000 more youtube idiots complaining about european or american football

[LUIGI2323FUN]

Foccer!! XP

[Danielxander1]

David Beckham is not and has never been the best " soccer " player.

Football is about skill and American Football is the fattest person wins.

[goosebagman]

All the Europeans in the world who trolling America are becoming just as hated as Americans are. Yeah, sorry, you can't keep doing it forever, it just makes you as idiotic as you think we are.

Btw, American football is immensely more complex than "fattest person wins." I can guarantee you that any NFL runningback could outrun ANY soccer player. They can headbutt other squishy soccer players, but try headbutting an offensive lineman and you'll wind up your head shooting out of your ass.

[latinoheat02]

I love how americans and europeans argue so fucking much , Honeslty i believe football is better then american football, American football is a shitty copy of our English rugby and i know you're going to comment and say oh stfu but seriously its a fucking copy and they wear padding also ofcourse an nfl RB could outrun a football player , the nfl are built for power and speed ,football players are built for skill , and agility .

[BigNick0210]

shut up american football is only good in america. no other country is interested in that shitty game. everybody in the world loves soccer. so think twice before u speak.

[goosebagman]

It's funny how you inadvertently proved my point: the Europeans who are so eager to gush about how much they hate America are no better than the Americans who cause the hatred.

I actually don't remember saying American football was better or more loved than soccer, so stop projecting and grow up. I defend AF because the morons who criticize it the most have no idea what they're talking about.

I won't bother telling you to think twice, because you obviously don't think once before you speak.

[CaptainCoke]

youre a bitch. europe is so fucking gay.. every dude where you are dresses like the queers in america do with your fuckin little ass puma shoes, lled hair, ight shirt and $200 jeans.. soccer is a sick sport though

[meanstreak1977]

hahahaa the fattest person wins? You my pasty friend are an idiot.

[draw333]

@Danielxander1 "Fat", "Strong, Fast"... Same difference I guess.. Haha, I'm american man, and I respect soccer as a very competitive, and skill worthy sport. But come on, American Football takes skill, strength, speed, and strategy as well.

[smonk31085]

@Danielxander1 ?

[Phokhotic]

martha foccer

[DamianANSLIK]

Cmon everyone lets ply some foccer !!

[thenextlevel123]

What the fuck kind of accent is that?!?

[zzclarisa]

LOL Love his impersonation of Beckham

[buttersownsuall]

the rumor has to be a joke. It wouldn't work. You can't just kick around a football and u can't through a soccer ball

[quarterturnclockwise]

Either your jokeing, or you've never seen, or had described to you a football or soccer game in your life. Granted it would be a stupid idea and probably make the game/games more clumsy.

[buttersownsuall]

I play football. And I'm not joking...u CAN'T kick a football that well on the ground and you CAN'T throw a soccer ball that far

[RooneyBrazil]

ha ha

[mmaraak]

Like David Beckham has ever been the footballer in the world. Hes just a popstar with a good right leg

[anthonytaurus]

HAHAHAHAHAH lol. they shoulda did like a merge thing like when they let u see how your child would look lol.

[dreamer20k]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Craig talking about Beckham. The two hottest men alive (then Johnny Depp, Curtis Stone, Hugh Laurie). AHH

[mflowerdaisy]

Soccer is the king sport of the rest of the world so I sujest you don't make fun of it. The ones who have seen real live soccer know how fantastic it is. Besides, Beckam is not the world's best soccer player, or has we say, futebol player.

[Markdorman]

It's NOT Soccer!! It's Football, as opposed to what Yanks call football ( Rugby with Padding ). The whole world calls it Football.

[dizzymabuk]

Singapore calls it soccer though.

[urielafs]

ok so beckham is really far from being the best player in the world right now. but its commedy so i get it

[CodeHack]

he's sounds scottish yet he thinks david beckham is the best football player...

[Hammama]

Hell no Beckham isn't the best soccer player in the world, Ronaldinho is

[motleyhar]

Damn brother, Becks rocks. Ok, so he doesn't have the greatest voice... at least he doesn't fake it (not saying Craig does, he obviously doesn't). Beck's rocks and will get a lot more people to pay attention to soccer.

[JustusKroger]

Beckham is many things, but not a good soccer player!!

[deviousimpulse]

I'm a fan of Becks but I can say he's not the best in the world

[hiahana]

LMFAO !!

[tomduff1]

Craig Ferguson you should be ashamed of yourself. Calling football soccer is a cardinal sin. Why is evryone trying to appease the Americans? We invented football, which strangely enough we play with our feet. I don't know what we should call the American game; wrestle ball? Throw ball? anythong but football. Even Becks has started calling our beautiful game soccer. Mind you that migt have something to with the $128million dollars tehy're going to pay him!

[m0pt0p]

hahahahaha

[nibble]

o:

Nice matchup.

[ulvikasap]

it's not "soccer"; it's "football" :)

[DC2R05]

Best soccer player in the world MY ASS

[TomDehli]

I slept with Beckham once, not in the same bed, but we where staying in the same town.  (Hire me as a writer. I`m funny!)

[eightball82]

soccer sucks and beckham for sure aint the best soccer player in the world.

properbly the best paid in america but thats it.

craig is great!

[Premier253]

whats this guys name

[powersliding]

lol

[estevet]

what a comparison... XD

[martins1984]

LOL Beckham the best football player in the world? if it weren't for the accent i wouldn't guess that you're scottish craig cause they at least know about football

[tylerbridgeman]

beckham looks like federline

[petietothecore]

ROFL

[scrap222666]

...so? beckham would just overrun him and depends, why is he calling him the best. Best at free kicks? very likely. Best player? nope. He shuold go against ronaldo, that man is as strong as a ox.

[baroh2413]

David Beckham is NOT the best in the world

[tipsymcstagger69]

HAHAHA. Man I love Craig, that was awesome.

[kjlindgren]

fun, so fuynny guy.

[SilentAlarmFilms]

David Beckham is not the best player in the world right now. Zidane used to be. I dont know who is now.

[fluffynoses]

new york claims to have two teams, the jets and the giants right? and they both play in new jersey

LMAO

[finlanderxx]

it's not fokker it's gaelic football

[kasourMaksour]

best player in the world .. -.-

[ruizenor]

David Beckham aint the best player in the worls idiot!!!

[kigger622]

not really funny.

and DavidBeckham is not the best soccer player. why do u think he is going to USA to play soccer because no teams want him.

[daddyphatsack]

It's called rugby.

[mrdeleted]

hehe I am not a sports fan but some people get so crazy over it

[bballfreak468]

funny

[railinho]

david beckham best soccer player in the world...jajajaajajajja

that was very funny!

[baby6677]

Foccer xD

[jondevon]

Does he say "semen" at :59???

[Carlo1985]

its not called soccer its FOOTBALL. FOOT....BALL. GET IT RIGHT

[stelefra]

david beckham is NOT the best soccer player.the best is alessandro del piero from ITALY

[SignusMelko]

lol! ooh man, I can just picture the soccer players dancing around the linemen, then getting crushed by the cornerbacks

[broadcasteese]

1º- "American" "Football" ? Nah, it´s just gay Rugby.

2º- Rules for Gay Rugby: a- Wear tights. b- Get fully protected. c- Once the ball touches the floor, the game stops. We don´t want you to be all sweated up in those fine power rangers costume.

3º- Once football (the one ACTUALLY played with the feet) takes over the U.S.A. , in a couple of years baseball will be as popular as cricket.

[railstay]

If football is so wimpy, how come it's considered one of the most dangerous sports in the world on Forbes, and rugby didn't even make the list? Football has the third highest injury rate worldwide, and we're talking about a sport that has a dominantly AMERICAN fanbase. Basketball has the highest injury rate of all, which is another sport with a mainly American fanbase.

Your British ePeen isn't impressing anyone, wanker.

[METMAN92towhoknows]

football as in huge guys running at each other trying to get to the end zone? or two girly dudes kicking a ball at an impossibly huge net.

[HEXtaC]

Football (soccer for the septics amongst us) is not "wimpy" at all, AMERICAN foot?ball is - if you girls get injured despite all the padding and crash helmets then maybe you should paint nails instead.

[mrvideo101]

It's fucking retarded to argue which sport has a higher injury rate.

Look at us, we have more people getting killed. Well done. You're proud of people getting hurt.

[railstay]

Right, because suddenly rugby was so tough because of its injury rate, but when you Euros learn that football players actually sustain more frequent and serious injuries now it's a barbaric sport.

Gotta love terrible Euro logic. If people like you and HEXfail think it's so easy, try getting tackled by a 300 pound linebacker rushing you at 10 miles an hour with full padding, and having your own padding crush and restrict your movement when you go down.

[mrvideo101]

When the fuck did I say it's a barbaric sport? Think for a second before you talk out your ass. I don't care who tackles me, all that I am saying is that it's pointless to argue over which sport is better or worse or tougher because in the end it comes down to skill. I can have a 300 pound McDonalds professional sit on and kill me. It's not about how much he can kick my ass but the skill involved. Both sports require quality and skill and the argument that you've brought up is utterly pointless.

[crazyjack000]

filthy euro scum

[BornToRun001s]

go fuck ureself

[crazyjack000]

fuck your mother

[BornToRun001s]

i dont understand how an american can think he is so great......look at ure motherfucking country

[Dman222000]

look at your motherfucking empire... oh wait, it's collapsed. and all the parts of the world you used to control are now shit-holes. except for the U.S.

but to actually comment on the video. "becks is the greatest in the world?" LMFAO. in beck's prime, ronaldinho was better. best at set-pieces, maybe.

[latinoheat02]

May i ask are you an american? Also you do understand that we British are the ones who colonised you're shithole of a country, Also i love how its oh your empire this and that - You're whole fucking country is based around britsh colonys and foreign settlers ,You dont have a real fucking american because all you're ancestors are foreign. and beckham was the best in his prime , ronaldinho wasnt that good , id rate now adays players like ronaldo , kaka , ribery etc..

[Dman222000]

so i noticed that my comment to which you belatedly replied to already implies that im aware of my country's history, and yours. but if you wanna go there, well "sie würden verstehen, was ich gerade schrieb" if not for us, and you're welcome. as far as it being a shit-hole? some parts are, and im sure GB has it's eye sores as well. i live in florida and it's pretty fuckin nice here so w/e.

[johnson7877]

florida is the U.S. backdoor for drug and gun imports. sounds like a shit hole to me. no amount of sunshine beats drug gangs!

[Dman222000]

lol what were you doing saturday? i was out at this boat party with a couple friends and about 300 other boats. everyone was just anchored on this sand bar drinkin and having a good time. there was actually a live band out on the water on a pontoon playing rock and blues. thursday we were about 9 miles offshore on this tanker wreck pulling up 25 lbs amberjack. we got 5 of em then we came in cause the cooler was full. go ahead and say whatever you want man. im too busy enjoying life to care

[0TheGuru0]

yeh only bcus we arent there to run it properly anymore-and yes u are a shithole.

[Dman222000]

Well if by shithole you mean the fish are always biting, the water's crystal clear, everyone wears flip-flops all the time and we all have full sets of teeth, then yes, I'm afraid I'm living in a shithole. Damn.

[johnson7877]

you would love to be tackled by a 300pound linebacker! every night!

[Rohit69]

lolllll

[bigdaddybrazil69]

Ballsoc lol

[mags1008]

seing the 2 pictures of the athletes I see why one sport is a man sport an the other is an ankle grabbing contest

[terminalboredom1910]

LOL.

[MrHaymaker]

Real funny though ;)

[lazyng618]

Hey! not funny

[gr33ndaychick]

Shut up.

[adityab88]

it's not that bad...haha

[JohnsonGetDown]

I SAY

LOOOOOOOL!!!

[gomanchesterunited45]

I SAY LAWL!

[KKJay]

dude, shut up. you were entertined or u wouldn;t of watched it all.

[SephirCW]

Wow you need to gain a sence of humour.

[mik1k]

Hey... c'mon .... give him a chance