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  • help he is after me

    

  • Paranormal Activity 4

  • kitteh charge!!!!

  • i think i pissed my pants, sequel!!!!!!!

  • That was pretty werird

  • i jerked a lil lol

  • press 7 for replay button

  • That cat could work for James Bond.

  • haha dont fuck with the cat

  • Holy Shhhhiiiiiit! Scared the shit out of me!

  • I turned the volume to max and didn't jump... maybe it's because I think my cat as annoying rather than scary.

  • He died

  • By the time you see kitteh...you're already dead...

  • I kept thinking he was looking at something on the couch. Took me completely off guard! Lol.

  • NGUH

  • *looks* alright coast's clear

    *looks again* still good

    *looks aga---Nguh!*

  • 0:24 sounds like a zombie eating smb's brain!!!

  • I like the noise the cat makes as he collided with the camera man. xD

  • did he die?

  • why does everyone think rip always meens rest in peace cuz in this case its prob rest in pieces

  • scared? NO! i just LOLed a lot XD!!!!!!!

  • Rest in Peace cameraman, we will remember you :(.

  • lol

  • He didnt give him his cheezburger. He had it coming from the beginning

  • lolz 

  • That cat wasn't being a ninja. It just always runs around the house like that and the camera happened to be in the way

  • sheess that was scary i feel back of my chair

  • Owned !!! heheeeeeehhhh !! XD

  • did it scare anyone els

  • hahahahahahah

  • That was actually scary as hell O_O

  • that wasnt the ninja cat

    that was the berserker cat

  • raped

  • U CAN'T SEE MEH KITTEH!

  • paranormal activity :D

    

  • Ah! that shocked me -.-

  • SHIT

  • This made me laugh :) I was like where is it? where is it??

  • Needs 3D :)

  • shat my pants

  • SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

  • .....and here we are, in the natural habitat of the most dangerous predator on Earth: felis cheezburgrus, the Rabid Ninja Lolcat. If we can just get a better view of these extremely elusive creatures, you can see just how lethal these perfect killing machines are. And, ah, here's one of th.........oh fuck! X__X *dies*

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  • It wuz batman!!! I sawd him!!

  • hahahahahahahaha

  • GOT DAMN IT. i was like "i saw the comments.. i know whats coming. i wont be scared. i wont be... FFFFFUUCCCKKK... *jumps back*" xD

  • danm vid i fell of my chair and it was in full screen mode 2

  • wtf i broke my leg

  • Press 7.

  • sounded like the camera man got raped

  • Oh my goodness, that almost made me scream!!!

  • LOL!!! STEALTH MODE!

  • that made me jump ^_^

  • Omg-33xDD I laughed my ass off xD

  • cats hate to feel watched !they want to be the predators

  • ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­ahahahahahahahahaa...braths...­...........haahahahahaha

  • i.just.peed.my.pants.....

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  • just had a mini heart attack

  • omg i just about died

  • haha i screamed AND laughed! haha xD

  • I keep replaying it and I jump every time!!

  • @superfootj OUCH hurt my foot when it hit the table

  • This made me jump about 100 feet off my chair

  • Dude!!! my cat was watching that with me and jumped....

  • hauhauhuahuhaua

  • I actually screamed.

  • really cool :D

  • When the cat came out he was sayin: DOS VIDANYA BI**H!

  • Scared the piss outta me, haha

  • XD XD XD THAT WAS SCARY AS SHIT!!!!! XD XD XD Awsome~! <3 that much

  • LMAO THIS SCARED the crap out of me!!!! I jumped so high outta my seat! Lolz!

  • lol cant stop laughing most epic, at first i was like weak, then ohhhhhhh geezus.

  • solid snake just got pwned

  • you just run over by cat.

  • O_O that is not ninja cat a ninja cat is when a cat jumps out and kicks you in the f*cking fCE =3

  • HOLY FUCKING CRAP! THAT SCARED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME!

  • lol

  • Not as goof

  • thumbs up if u got scared to pieces by this ninja cat

  • hahaha "uhngggyyyuuuhhh". even tho the video is over i'm still expecting a scary face to pop out somewhere =(

  • you friggen made me crap!!

  • cat: SUPRISE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

    man: AHHHH

  • gotcha

  • ahhhh, i screamed..

  • i was like wtf is this video this is crap until i saw the end and i luagh so hard. NICE!

  • I saw this because I'm going to watch all of your videos in order. :D

  • 1st time: I don't see a kitty

    2nd time: still don't see a kitty

    3rd time: oh hai kitty

  • how to not pet a cat by claud

  • Had a sneaky feeling that kitty would come outta nowhere. xD

  • RIP camera man

  • @Nine169 the camera cuts there as Youtube does not allow actual deaths to be shown -.-

  • @Nine169 we shall attend his funeral

  • @LegoGuy12994 stop trying to use top comments to make your own stupid fucking joke fag, be original, "we shall attend his funeral"? wtf that wasnt even mildly funny you stupid moranic fucking douche bigalo ass munching homo

  • @HaasInvader well look at that a stupid homo faggot with no life talking shit to people they dont know ur stupid a faggot and pathetic get of the internet and die bitch. ohh 1 more thing ur adopted ur mom said she cant take care of a evil little child u damn prick

  • @LegoGuy12994

    Nevermind the troll, i thought your comment was funny :). Some people are so unhappy, that they want other people to feel unhappy too. Ignore the bastard!

  • @Nine169 yea cause cats can upload videos by themselves they obviously have a dog

  • OMG that scared the crap out of me! o.O

  • Ninja cat on crack, more like! 

  • holy shit

  • you really spooked me!!!

  • Thats an ugly yellow...

  • LOL! that scared me^-^

  • holy fuck i felt down my chair XDD

  • i could hear the beat to i gotta be so much more in the back was some one playing sonic and sega allstars raceing or something?

  • i need to change my pants...

  • @spudnw1 me too

  • o my god that scared me!!!!!

  • scared the shit out of me

  • Lmao so

  • this is rubish nothing like the proper first one

  • I must have watched this a million times... Never gets old!!!

  • startled me.

  • I thought a scary face was gonna pop up lol.

  • @Killingtime21691 excactly

  • Best video ever!!!!!

  • @GregMetzger94 Agreed.

  • You made my heart pound faster when the cat came lol

  • if you watch the original he says the f-word XD

  • Yoooo! Ok u got me... I was scared for a sec

  • Lolololololololol!!!!!!!!! That actually scared me.

  • Kitty says "I want you to tell your friends about me."

    Owner asks "Who are you?!"

    Kitty says "I'm Batman!"

  • That was epic.

  • omg i watched this video 5 times nd still got scared lol i luv this video

  • Haha I didt even see the cat just a ball black blur....haha ninja cat..

  • Sounds like someone had the camera shoved down his throat! :-D

  • XDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Now thats a true ninja, didn't see it til it was too late

  • @TommyCurrell Ninja Kitteh...you never see him coming, only where he's been! You just need to follow the trail of dead bodies! ^_^;;

  • @TommyCurrell Ninja Kitteh, you never seez him coming, only where he's been........u just need to follow teh trail of dead bodies! ^_^;

  • u hear him pat on the floor to attract the cat,, still pood one tho

  • the horor film should copy this.............

  • That was so awesome!!! Still laughing...lol.

  • KAMIKAZEE!!

  • LMAO That's great! Kitty ninja!

  • instead of ninja cat it should be banzi cat 

  • @GATEJUMPER1 I can hear Mr. Miyaki yelling Bonzai as I watch this

  • lol that scared me

  • nothing... nothing... nothing... nothOH SHIT BASEMENT CAT!!!

  • Peek peek peek OH SIZNIT

  • I gotta admit, that got me. Good job.

  • i got poop my pant D:

  • Love the slo-mo with the dude's voice...."oooowwwwwwwwww"

  • That was awesome.

  • Fatality!  Flawless Victory......LOL!

  • omfg you almost killed me

  • LMFAO i got scared shitless

  • csahciusagi gaw!!!!!

  • JOUSTING!!

  • "where's the-" "BOO" "OH SHIT."

  • holy crap it came out of nowhere

  • hhahahahaha......!!!

  • lol cat's like "i see through your bull shit"

    *ninja charge*

  • that was STUPID

  • (for bleach fans) that cat used flashstep

  • i read the comments first....it made the jump worse!

  • My Heart!!!! XD

  • i was watching like "ahhh nothing can scare me" and the im like what the he**

  • Waht The...POOOOOOOOOFF! xD

  • HAHAHAHA kitty - win

  • ROFL THAT WAS EPIC

  • WTF i fell of m ychair

  • WTF.. BAM!

  • 101 people had the **** scared out of them by this cat

  • @posidon100 It scared the **** outta me but I loved this XD

  • Kitteh scared the crap out of me!

  • Ninja cat has improved a lot since first video debut.

  • Man, I was like, "Wtf man where the kitty?" Then, BAM!! Epic lolz.

  • wow nrly 800k views, thanks cheezburger. Btw the cat is the black blur between the door and the chair in the middle.. the thing is he didn´t get in attack stance like normal he was just lying there so I thought he wasn´t gonna do it.. he is a sly one... he can open doors as well. So much so I have had to move to a flat which doesnt have handles on the main door!

  • lol i shit myself :O

  • Lol the first few times he went out I was like 'Oh boy, this is gonna be lame...' but that was hilarious.

  • HAHAHAAHA, The first one had me ROLLIN! I thought for a minute this was going to be a screamer video...But seeing the camera man getting scared was great 2.

  • LOL I LOVE THAT CAT~! i agree..this is demon cat~! *throwing holy water at demon*

  • *Slow-mo*: "Grgh?!"

  • hahahahahahha (y) xDDDD

  • Hope you died painlessly lol

  • the guy was scared as hell ^^

  • omfg ahahaha, I was like "wheres the cat?" the first few times he looked and then BAMMMMN xd

  • r.i.p.

  • cat was bored of waiting so he/she hit the sprint button and wtfpwnd the guy. if we could see the aftermath it would be the cat licking its paws, and the guy filming picking up the pieces of his face.

  • you survived?

  • "I sell propane and propane accessories"

  • The guy's cry of terror at the end, I laughed so hard I cried.

  • "I told you to loose the FUCKING tail!!!"