.....and here we are, in the natural habitat of the most dangerous predator on Earth: felis cheezburgrus, the Rabid Ninja Lolcat. If we can just get a better view of these extremely elusive creatures, you can see just how lethal these perfect killing machines are. And, ah, here's one of th.........oh fuck! X__X *dies*
@LegoGuy12994 stop trying to use top comments to make your own stupid fucking joke fag, be original, "we shall attend his funeral"? wtf that wasnt even mildly funny you stupid moranic fucking douche bigalo ass munching homo
@HaasInvader well look at that a stupid homo faggot with no life talking shit to people they dont know ur stupid a faggot and pathetic get of the internet and die bitch. ohh 1 more thing ur adopted ur mom said she cant take care of a evil little child u damn prick
Nevermind the troll, i thought your comment was funny :). Some people are so unhappy, that they want other people to feel unhappy too. Ignore the bastard!
wow nrly 800k views, thanks cheezburger. Btw the cat is the black blur between the door and the chair in the middle.. the thing is he didn´t get in attack stance like normal he was just lying there so I thought he wasn´t gonna do it.. he is a sly one... he can open doors as well. So much so I have had to move to a flat which doesnt have handles on the main door!
HAHAHAAHA, The first one had me ROLLIN! I thought for a minute this was going to be a screamer video...But seeing the camera man getting scared was great 2.
cat was bored of waiting so he/she hit the sprint button and wtfpwnd the guy. if we could see the aftermath it would be the cat licking its paws, and the guy filming picking up the pieces of his face.
help he is after me
s8868280 2 weeks ago
Paranormal Activity 4
MIND4eva 2 weeks ago
kitteh charge!!!!
gostlymovement 3 weeks ago
i think i pissed my pants, sequel!!!!!!!
linkamajora14 1 month ago
That was pretty werird
Supergames1234 1 month ago
i jerked a lil lol
MySweetParadigm 1 month ago
press 7 for replay button
Terrorpuppy777 2 months ago
That cat could work for James Bond.
sarahdw93 2 months ago
haha dont fuck with the cat
08posdom 2 months ago
Holy Shhhhiiiiiit! Scared the shit out of me!
krmartinez 2 months ago
I turned the volume to max and didn't jump... maybe it's because I think my cat as annoying rather than scary.
CaveofTwoLovers 3 months ago
He died
BillChelios 3 months ago
By the time you see kitteh...you're already dead...
killthemwithfirelol 3 months ago 4
I kept thinking he was looking at something on the couch. Took me completely off guard! Lol.
Taramw32 3 months ago
NGUH
onefourzerobpm 4 months ago 6
*looks* alright coast's clear
*looks again* still good
*looks aga---Nguh!*
flamingrok3 4 months ago 2
0:24 sounds like a zombie eating smb's brain!!!
Stealthmaster11 4 months ago
I like the noise the cat makes as he collided with the camera man. xD
ladykikyo08 4 months ago
did he die?
Scollee900 4 months ago 2
why does everyone think rip always meens rest in peace cuz in this case its prob rest in pieces
Avalondra 4 months ago
scared? NO! i just LOLed a lot XD!!!!!!!
EdgarSonic 4 months ago
Rest in Peace cameraman, we will remember you :(.
IfritEngen 4 months ago
lol
ShaytanBozorg 4 months ago
He didnt give him his cheezburger. He had it coming from the beginning
17kharis 4 months ago
lolz
SuperWolf177 4 months ago
That cat wasn't being a ninja. It just always runs around the house like that and the camera happened to be in the way
fantana501 4 months ago
sheess that was scary i feel back of my chair
ColtenBlack 4 months ago
Owned !!! heheeeeeehhhh !! XD
Sharjawy2010 5 months ago
did it scare anyone els
cahr412 5 months ago
hahahahahahah
DARKR2ID 5 months ago
That was actually scary as hell O_O
trecoolawesomenesify 5 months ago
that wasnt the ninja cat
that was the berserker cat
PikolUploader 5 months ago
raped
BubbaGump332 5 months ago
U CAN'T SEE MEH KITTEH!
scoutreeve 5 months ago
paranormal activity :D
Matelko143 5 months ago
Ah! that shocked me -.-
MyIoRa 5 months ago
SHIT
Pielives 5 months ago
This made me laugh :) I was like where is it? where is it??
MrScreamQween 5 months ago
Needs 3D :)
Ojewejoriei 5 months ago
shat my pants
difstoffe 5 months ago 2
SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
pushdabatton 5 months ago
.....and here we are, in the natural habitat of the most dangerous predator on Earth: felis cheezburgrus, the Rabid Ninja Lolcat. If we can just get a better view of these extremely elusive creatures, you can see just how lethal these perfect killing machines are. And, ah, here's one of th.........oh fuck! X__X *dies*
Shogunmiyuchan 5 months ago
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Shogunmiyuchan 5 months ago
It wuz batman!!! I sawd him!!
yoshiguy123 5 months ago
hahahahahahahaha
R4nds 5 months ago
GOT DAMN IT. i was like "i saw the comments.. i know whats coming. i wont be scared. i wont be... FFFFFUUCCCKKK... *jumps back*" xD
PaulinaH727 6 months ago 3
danm vid i fell of my chair and it was in full screen mode 2
onuohafamily 6 months ago
wtf i broke my leg
onuohafamily 6 months ago
Press 7.
Thathoboman 6 months ago
sounded like the camera man got raped
MrResidentevil5 6 months ago
Oh my goodness, that almost made me scream!!!
MegaJumbo101 6 months ago
LOL!!! STEALTH MODE!
lucario17113 6 months ago
that made me jump ^_^
LJC001234 6 months ago 3
Omg-33xDD I laughed my ass off xD
Migar3MusicLuvr 6 months ago
cats hate to feel watched !they want to be the predators
Nakeiadragon 6 months ago
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahaa...braths..............haahahahahaha
naruchanxxx 6 months ago
i.just.peed.my.pants.....
pinkmagic1029 6 months ago
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pinkmagic1029 6 months ago
just had a mini heart attack
1chenann 6 months ago
omg i just about died
spartan23456789 6 months ago
haha i screamed AND laughed! haha xD
ChelseaJerdin 6 months ago
I keep replaying it and I jump every time!!
superfootj 6 months ago 15
@superfootj OUCH hurt my foot when it hit the table
TheLPkev 2 months ago
This made me jump about 100 feet off my chair
DollyDee199 6 months ago 23
Dude!!! my cat was watching that with me and jumped....
Envysluvergirl16 6 months ago 4
hauhauhuahuhaua
vitoor1995 6 months ago
I actually screamed.
EmeraldStarrz 6 months ago
really cool :D
uhhMiley 6 months ago
When the cat came out he was sayin: DOS VIDANYA BI**H!
ShoguntheKiller 6 months ago
Scared the piss outta me, haha
Whitenation55 7 months ago 3
XD XD XD THAT WAS SCARY AS SHIT!!!!! XD XD XD Awsome~! <3 that much
URYUISHIDALUVR101 7 months ago
LMAO THIS SCARED the crap out of me!!!! I jumped so high outta my seat! Lolz!
ClarinetForever95 7 months ago
lol cant stop laughing most epic, at first i was like weak, then ohhhhhhh geezus.
jraftb 7 months ago
solid snake just got pwned
MarioSegaFreak 7 months ago
you just run over by cat.
MrDesmond133 7 months ago
O_O that is not ninja cat a ninja cat is when a cat jumps out and kicks you in the f*cking fCE =3
boby84z9 7 months ago
HOLY FUCKING CRAP! THAT SCARED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME!
HelloImAPizza 7 months ago
lol
ClocloTheKillerClone 7 months ago
Not as goof
ninjacris1995 7 months ago
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utahactor 7 months ago
thumbs up if u got scared to pieces by this ninja cat
evalovesbob 7 months ago 86
hahaha "uhngggyyyuuuhhh". even tho the video is over i'm still expecting a scary face to pop out somewhere =(
BuckeyePanda 7 months ago
you friggen made me crap!!
poncerena123 7 months ago
cat: SUPRISE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
man: AHHHH
killerofporn 7 months ago 4
gotcha
SovereignBeing 8 months ago
ahhhh, i screamed..
YourLyrics42 8 months ago
i was like wtf is this video this is crap until i saw the end and i luagh so hard. NICE!
spartawar117 8 months ago 2
I saw this because I'm going to watch all of your videos in order. :D
cheerthinker 8 months ago
1st time: I don't see a kitty
2nd time: still don't see a kitty
3rd time: oh hai kitty
Beckytubefan 8 months ago
how to not pet a cat by claud
terrorrname 8 months ago
Had a sneaky feeling that kitty would come outta nowhere. xD
TinyKitty24 8 months ago
RIP camera man
Nine169 8 months ago 143
@Nine169 the camera cuts there as Youtube does not allow actual deaths to be shown -.-
Shogunmiyuchan 8 months ago
@Nine169 we shall attend his funeral
LegoGuy12994 5 months ago
@LegoGuy12994 stop trying to use top comments to make your own stupid fucking joke fag, be original, "we shall attend his funeral"? wtf that wasnt even mildly funny you stupid moranic fucking douche bigalo ass munching homo
HaasInvader 5 months ago
@HaasInvader well look at that a stupid homo faggot with no life talking shit to people they dont know ur stupid a faggot and pathetic get of the internet and die bitch. ohh 1 more thing ur adopted ur mom said she cant take care of a evil little child u damn prick
LegoGuy12994 5 months ago
@LegoGuy12994
Nevermind the troll, i thought your comment was funny :). Some people are so unhappy, that they want other people to feel unhappy too. Ignore the bastard!
Troublesome2008 5 months ago
@Nine169 yea cause cats can upload videos by themselves they obviously have a dog
matshadwhite 4 months ago
OMG that scared the crap out of me! o.O
123Lolzilla 8 months ago
Ninja cat on crack, more like!
sunshinegirl1967 8 months ago
holy shit
janiellemarquez09 8 months ago
you really spooked me!!!
paul8246 8 months ago
Thats an ugly yellow...
bastass72 8 months ago
LOL! that scared me^-^
lucyNphoebe 8 months ago
holy fuck i felt down my chair XDD
Darnok1221 9 months ago
i could hear the beat to i gotta be so much more in the back was some one playing sonic and sega allstars raceing or something?
ridingwithsonic 9 months ago
i need to change my pants...
spudnw1 9 months ago
@spudnw1 me too
sparkelsnowfox 9 months ago
o my god that scared me!!!!!
iluvbtp 9 months ago
scared the shit out of me
mndan 9 months ago
Lmao so
inzy85 9 months ago
this is rubish nothing like the proper first one
alord1234191 9 months ago
I must have watched this a million times... Never gets old!!!
christald1 9 months ago
startled me.
rollercosterrr 9 months ago
I thought a scary face was gonna pop up lol.
Killingtime21691 9 months ago
@Killingtime21691 excactly
bubblez003 9 months ago
Best video ever!!!!!
GregMetzger94 10 months ago 3
@GregMetzger94 Agreed.
laura143153 10 months ago
You made my heart pound faster when the cat came lol
Turtledove281 10 months ago
if you watch the original he says the f-word XD
fuzzycatfur2008 10 months ago
Yoooo! Ok u got me... I was scared for a sec
CantHaveThis 10 months ago
Lolololololololol!!!!!!!!! That actually scared me.
51jessi 10 months ago
Kitty says "I want you to tell your friends about me."
Owner asks "Who are you?!"
Kitty says "I'm Batman!"
mcnutty23 10 months ago
That was epic.
neoYTPism 10 months ago
omg i watched this video 5 times nd still got scared lol i luv this video
MEGAJAM1997 10 months ago
Haha I didt even see the cat just a ball black blur....haha ninja cat..
babywater145 10 months ago
Sounds like someone had the camera shoved down his throat! :-D
PhoenixFlare1 10 months ago
XDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
noxify80 11 months ago
Now thats a true ninja, didn't see it til it was too late
TommyCurrell 11 months ago 112
@TommyCurrell Ninja Kitteh...you never see him coming, only where he's been! You just need to follow the trail of dead bodies! ^_^;;
Shogunmiyuchan 7 months ago 2
@TommyCurrell Ninja Kitteh, you never seez him coming, only where he's been........u just need to follow teh trail of dead bodies! ^_^;
Shogunmiyuchan 5 months ago
u hear him pat on the floor to attract the cat,, still pood one tho
vidrimil 11 months ago
the horor film should copy this.............
arx117 11 months ago
That was so awesome!!! Still laughing...lol.
wikita7 11 months ago
KAMIKAZEE!!
ffsnonickleft 11 months ago
LMAO That's great! Kitty ninja!
LunarVendetta 11 months ago
instead of ninja cat it should be banzi cat
GATEJUMPER1 1 year ago
@GATEJUMPER1 I can hear Mr. Miyaki yelling Bonzai as I watch this
sableghost 11 months ago
lol that scared me
pillowsinmypants 1 year ago
nothing... nothing... nothing... nothOH SHIT BASEMENT CAT!!!
Ruen91 1 year ago 2
Peek peek peek OH SIZNIT
AK47CRAZE 1 year ago
I gotta admit, that got me. Good job.
davesecx 1 year ago
i got poop my pant D:
reapergirlz 1 year ago
Love the slo-mo with the dude's voice...."oooowwwwwwwwww"
Robby368 1 year ago
That was awesome.
whoareyoudang 1 year ago
Fatality! Flawless Victory......LOL!
Jabarten 1 year ago
omfg you almost killed me
GreatGreatGondow 1 year ago
LMFAO i got scared shitless
ranged2hard 1 year ago 3
csahciusagi gaw!!!!!
FatalityShadow16 1 year ago
JOUSTING!!
StephenBhoy1888 1 year ago
"where's the-" "BOO" "OH SHIT."
wackamastaz 1 year ago
holy crap it came out of nowhere
AngelBlueSaphire 1 year ago
hhahahahaha......!!!
Musterman14 1 year ago
lol cat's like "i see through your bull shit"
*ninja charge*
sahcnam1 1 year ago 5
that was STUPID
ChickenSoop87 1 year ago
(for bleach fans) that cat used flashstep
beatboxingchamp 1 year ago 6
i read the comments first....it made the jump worse!
Vindaver2469 1 year ago
My Heart!!!! XD
FreakLena97 1 year ago 5
i was watching like "ahhh nothing can scare me" and the im like what the he**
YohhanLeeviwitz 1 year ago
Waht The...POOOOOOOOOFF! xD
Razoras443 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA kitty - win
StellarKk 1 year ago
ROFL THAT WAS EPIC
D3m0nNinja 1 year ago
WTF i fell of m ychair
JakaneVideos 1 year ago
WTF.. BAM!
ssmacka 1 year ago
101 people had the **** scared out of them by this cat
posidon100 1 year ago 88
@posidon100 It scared the **** outta me but I loved this XD
Kuroiseki 8 months ago
Kitteh scared the crap out of me!
GEOFFguitarhero 1 year ago
Ninja cat has improved a lot since first video debut.
thephantomerik 1 year ago
Man, I was like, "Wtf man where the kitty?" Then, BAM!! Epic lolz.
nonojoker23 1 year ago 2
wow nrly 800k views, thanks cheezburger. Btw the cat is the black blur between the door and the chair in the middle.. the thing is he didn´t get in attack stance like normal he was just lying there so I thought he wasn´t gonna do it.. he is a sly one... he can open doors as well. So much so I have had to move to a flat which doesnt have handles on the main door!
rcropper 1 year ago
lol i shit myself :O
masterofre51 1 year ago
Lol the first few times he went out I was like 'Oh boy, this is gonna be lame...' but that was hilarious.
CrookedRevelations 1 year ago
HAHAHAAHA, The first one had me ROLLIN! I thought for a minute this was going to be a screamer video...But seeing the camera man getting scared was great 2.
ThatGuyzZz 1 year ago
LOL I LOVE THAT CAT~! i agree..this is demon cat~! *throwing holy water at demon*
OmgItzKuromi 1 year ago
*Slow-mo*: "Grgh?!"
Aeon70 1 year ago
hahahahahahha (y) xDDDD
polska28325 1 year ago
Hope you died painlessly lol
readonly1981 1 year ago
the guy was scared as hell ^^
Schaersch 1 year ago
omfg ahahaha, I was like "wheres the cat?" the first few times he looked and then BAMMMMN xd
I2e4per1 1 year ago
r.i.p.
Hylgar 1 year ago
cat was bored of waiting so he/she hit the sprint button and wtfpwnd the guy. if we could see the aftermath it would be the cat licking its paws, and the guy filming picking up the pieces of his face.
boomstick900 1 year ago
you survived?
AEVautomatic 1 year ago
"I sell propane and propane accessories"
Viperr101 1 year ago
The guy's cry of terror at the end, I laughed so hard I cried.
SSZero88 1 year ago
"I told you to loose the FUCKING tail!!!"
BLUE5294 1 year ago