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  • Thumbs up for cheesy porn music

  • Haha, 69 lover's street xD

  • Lol? Is santa NicePeter? :P

  • wtb

  • wow i would buy two!

  • hey i want one :(

  • Haha fantastic!!!

  • secret government labs located in Zaboo's pits!

  • LMAOO 69 Lovers Street.

    Get it?

  • Will this work on April Lou and her hot twin sisters and mom?

  • Will this work on Tink's hot twin sisters....?

  • I would so buy that if it was real...

  • They still sell it on the black market!

  • hot damn, i'll buy a month's supply right now

    @Suiku85

    you best be trollin'

  • aint that nice peter

    

  • are u guys from nath cause there was guild named knights of the good

  • @Suiku85 That comment has so much fail in it.

  • @LTPDfilms fuck you?

  • 54 people didnt try Zaboo's Fantastic Pheromone Spray :D

  • 0:33

  • lol 69 lovers lane

  • I need me some of that spray. I haven't seen that box set in stores! =(

  • Due to invasion of privacy laws and criminal voyeurism statutes, Zaboos Fantastic Pheromone Spray has been recalled until further notice.

    well this is a more advanced version of "stalking"

  • This porn is funny.

  • OMG THE MIDGET LOOKS LIKE JACK NICHOLSON

  • "Women Can't live with them, They will not go out with me"-Vork GIVE HIM THE SPRAY

  • 1:02 Look closely... "69 Lovers"

  • 53 guys couldn't get laid even with the spray

  • @windwatcher, i dont care, i love asian women. XD.

  • If any of you guys are looking to buy the most powerful pheromone spray, I suggest checking out Pherom1Australia :O :O :O :O :O :O

    The best!!!!! (L)

  • hot chick . who is she?

  • i wann one of these too!

  • damn that chick gots it!

  • I need one of these. D:

  • Shortcomings, out of reach... I see what you did there -_- :)

  • I WANT!!!!!!!!

  • MUST...HAVE!

  • lol her adress is '69 lovers lane '

  • that is the coolest thing ever

  • Greg's voice!

    Kim in line!

    AAAGGGGRRHHHH MEDIOCRE FILMS!

  • DAMN!!!!!!!

  • Hilarious! Though I never knew William H Macy was that short...

  • ^^

  • oh i never got it before shes a lingerie model because shes a lingerie wearing mannequin

  • can not be held responsible for restraining orders.... LAWL

  • ROFL OMFG this is the best product and it is my favourite character of the guild

  • I wonder where they got these products made...? (even though they are mock merch)

  • Was this one shot in the Valley? I'm not into porn, but this was funny like one.

  • 0:27 i dont think its good for him to put this in his mout his drug

  • I eish I lived at 69 lovers lane.

  • k the show is pretty good but the toys are lame? why the hell whould i buy a vork piggy bank,put money in it, and never get it back. or some lame spray that will give me a court date. or a magic 8 ball that'll give dumb responses like whatever & stop shaking me. just seems like a waste of money to me. ... just my opinion.

  • @nicknamenikky you can't buy these things. it's a joke :D

  • @nicknamenikky THEY ARE NOT REAL NICKNAMENIKKY YOU DUMB BITCH IT'S JUST A FUCKING JOKE, STOP COMMENTING YOUR IDIOTIC OPINION ON EVERY SINGLE VIDEO! YOU FUCKING WHOREEEEEEEEE. WE HATE YOU, OKAY? HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?? YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING FOOL YOU DUMB BITCH... A FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • @pikajohn daaamn! nicknamenikki you got told!

    lol

  • LOL little man is stalking Playboy model Alley Bagget!

    Maybe I should pick-up a couple of cans too!

  • "69 Lovers Lane"

    hahahah

  • in the crotchal area lol

  • i need that shit!

  • I CAN SOOO SEE THIS ELF'S EAR ALMOST FALLING...

  • ROFL! Zaboo is The MAN!

  • short cummins

  • Makes me wonder why the least pretty girl of in the queue was at the front...

  • I thought the second girl was Bladezz...

  • Now I have this and a 14 inch penis!

  • Get ur freak on.

  • Oh Santa~

  • God bless The Guild

  • Hells YES!

  • lol gimme XD

  • O.O

  • sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eet i want it badly!

  • 0_0 the tracker would make chick tracking so easier xDDD

  • This stuff makes Axe look like sissy perfume xD

  • @Thelieyoubelieved axe spray is sissy perfume

  • @Thelieyoubelieved Also know as Lynx in the uk.

  • Fake

  • @Umegox it ain't fake, I saw some at starbucks.

  • @Umegox ...yeah, just a little. Good job.

  • VICTORIA SECRETS HERE I COME!

  • give me 200 cans of this shit NOW.

  • thats a great device!

  • lol 69 lovers lane

  • lol "oh santa"

  • LOL! They had me cracking up when they showed the built in tracking device. That's so Zaboo.

  • Zaboo's Fantastic Pheromone Spray. Knights of Good really should consider investing in Real Dolls; sold here in fun California, realdoll ... it is lifelike (think money in terms of grands). You do the elf thing, real dolls are their future, I am sure of it; never borrow one, and take a condom should it happen (this is no joke, it is like kitty pants, someone really causes life's creatures to respond, and bite in many ways).

  • I'll have what hes having o.o

  • I'll have five.

  • FUCKING FAKE AT 1:03

  • @Tumle2007 oh c'mon man... -_-

  • lol "69 lovers land"

  • Name any price and i will pay it for this

  • Alley Baggett......yum :D

  • It has a tracking device, should have known, lol :P

  • It's funny how it's a Christmas setting when Zaboo is a HinJew

  • WANT!

  • that elf looks like jack nicholson

  • Sol'd xD

  • give me that, pls!

  • lol "tagging the herd"

  • I WANT THIS!!

  • 'Oh, Santa!'

  • Wrong! That stuff makes you smell and act like a nerd!

  • it's probably marijuana or crack LOL

  • Lol, 69 Lovers Ln was the girls address XD

    Does anyone else see anything 'Special' about that?

    Lol love the vid

  • @KetsuH Haha 69 is a sex position.

  • O.O

    I need that badly!

  • I bet it smell's like old spice and cumin.

  • jaja :D muy bueno donde lo venden jaja

  • It works better than Sex Panther!!!

  • @WatchVenusSpa but how could it?

    It's made with chunks of real panther!

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  • I had an Alley Baggett action figure, a few years ago.

  • Lawl. Did they actually sell these things?

  • only to everyone else who was born yesterday.

  • Its called...Satire.

  • @Windwatcher rofl hey i dont mind :P

  • LOL tag them

  • those were some hot extras

  • GO MIDGET MAN

  • It only attracts Asian women?

  • I've got no problem with that. :)

  • ROFL!

  • when its the next season comin out?!?!?!?!?!

  • Season 3's on DVD and we're not entirely sure if they're going to make a season 4. It's Felicia's decision, so I guess we just have to wait it out.

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  • I need some of this stuff badly

  • @mrseowizz if only they made some for chicks....

  • @mrseowizz dam skippy

  • @mrseowizz

    I wouldn't go bragging about that.

  • do want!

  • this is my favorite guild "product" video

  • LOL This is so wrong! <3 <3

  • Anyone notice the guy with the hat standing in line? lol.

  • haha no i was lookin at the ladies had to re watch haha

  • I love these toy lol

  • when the guy who has the stuff smiles he looks Jack Nicoleson! lol

  • i need some of this

  • Oh god, Alley Baggett! DO WANT

  • I wish this existed...

  • So does Zaboo!

    LOL'd

  • Why are all the toy recalled? I wanted a Tinkerballa doll....:'(

  • lmao "Ohhh Santa"

  • Haha pro

  • oh cracker jacks i love this video

  • lmao

  • the asian woman at the beginning of th video is one of the producers and greg benson's wife

  • Alley Baggett?!??

  • 69 lovers lane rofl

  • Haha pro little stalker toy xD

  • lol i LOVE these things!

  • can girls use this? to attract guys? guys with abs! *drools*

  • @jess3336677 lol it would be funny if a girl tried dis nd ended up attracting other girls.

  • Hey thats kim from mediocre films

  • what the shit this is for stalkers hahaha

  • LoL

  • MOMMY! BOOBIES! GAZOOOOMS!

  • i don't want the toy, i want the girl~

  • DO WANT.

  • ow snap ! GIEF IT TO ME

  • Hahaha that is funny...

  • hottest moms EVER!

  • Yup, I want this one out of them all!

  • ok forget about that blade knfie toll gimme this !!!!!! not that i use it but mamby wil coem in handy =x

  • LOL stalker!

  • Nice - we all need one lol! 5/5

  • ha he sprays his wenis thats so funny but kinda pervertedy

  • MUST GET!!

  • I want that toy.

  • I believe that's Alley Baggett. Nice.

  • Epic want. I'm only sad their toys don't really exist.

  • OHMYGOSH.

    Click a toy.

    That is genius.

  • roflmfao

  • i have to get some of that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • OMG I JUST CAME!

  • holy shit she's got big boobs

  • OOOO SANTA.

  • Excellent! Doin' it, dwarfy style!

  • One Spray to lure them all, One Spray to find them,

    One Spray to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

    In the house of Vork, where the shadows lie.

  • AWESOME