Kintergarten Cop - Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina

[XxPurpleInkxX]

@solidmoni I'll sign that petition. In the meantime, you can borrow my vagina.

[ZigglerRyderMiz]

both of those kids are hilarious

[nameofmeAJ]

8 people are hermaphrodites

[DonCavolo]

By now he's probably America's BEST gynecologist and urologist at the same time :D

[swimmerinstinct]

@DonCavolo the actor's name is Miko Hughes, he later played in spawn and an autistic kid alongside bruce willis in mercury rising, didnt even realize it until I looked it up.

[pargelenis2020]

press 3.

wait for the quote

pause and think to yourself

"except Justin beiber"

[HayaoSan941]

Yes almost boy, Justin Bieber is a Boy but he don't has a Penis

[cooliovasquez]

kid from pet sematary

[c2thej2theizzo]

Is that the same boy from Sleepless in Seattle?

[devildog110910]

That's the kid from full house

[JayJoeHey]

Thanks for the tip! XD

[CollinCapone]

Nice mouse. xD

[cotax]

@CollinCapone

Haha, thank you :> 

[EveDaDingo]

@IFknHateUTube I can't decide if you're a belligerent asshole or an ignorant dumbass. Probably both. Don't pull beliefs out of your ass and maybe they'd be at least halfway respectable.

[malakaki111]

@EveDaDingo It's called a troll. Don't feed him.

[GreenGearMood]

Wait.--Why the fuck was this scripted? 

[IFknHateUTube]

I sent a link to this video to a shemale at work and made him cry. When he came over and yelled at me I just laughed and said "u mad because that little kid is smarter than you?". Then he started crying, quit and sued the company. Now I have to go sensitivity training classes after work for a fucking month or lose my job. Shemales are all perverted, mentally ill, hedonistic self-centered ass holes. If I ever see that freak job again I'm going to knee him in the balls and say "who's a boy now?"

[IFknHateUTube]

I made this the ringtone on my phone but my boss made me change it fucking fascist

[avalancheofconfusion]

@1234gnrslash thanks (;

[Brittonbubba137]

Dislike joke:

3 girls have a penis, 3 boys have a vagina.

[asdf12360]

haha little douchebag

[mgrchip]

I MET THAT KID THE OTHER WEEK!! Mike was just simply freaking awesome!!

[McSuperfly101]

Ending the clip there made it 100% more awkward.

[MrLukepender]

funny:))

[Epson824]

TANKS FOWAH DE TIP

[ChrisTheEnigma]

5 people are ripe fruits

[zanarisrobo]

Hold down 7 >.>

[nooobsaibot]

Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina, but Lady Gaga has both.

[theARACHY266]

@nooobsaibot meh just watch a fuckin futanari LOL

[bweedman5]

FUNNAY!!!

[moritzcasperdauner]

press 3 for a half second and then press 4

[FrankiEmo92]

@moritzcasperdauner Or wait the whole second, then you get "Boys have half a vagina"

[idarlenis]

@moritzcasperdauner wat does it do?

[moritzcasperdauner]

@idarlenis boys have a vagina

[SantiagoKali]

0:14 best response to that line lol

[TwistedMind6969]

"thanks for the tip" LOL

[Jarzi129]

Just head the sickest song where "Boys have a penis, girls have a vegina" was looped! Anyone know it?! I cant find it! :(

[Rolfchoppa007]

you (press 4 please)

[Rolfchoppa007]

HOLD 8

[nintendo917]

That was the most out of context line i've ever heard in my entire life

[TheBlueAngel86]

0:14

[crazyviewer109]

They Grow Up so FAST

[swimmerinstinct]

4 ppl don't know that boys have a penis and girls have a vagina

[LizAlice90]

@swimmerinstinct thay're hermaphrodits...

[CKelaiditis]

Let's hope it will stay like that.

[noseoscar]

PROFE MI MAMA ME DICE QUE VUELVE Y QUE HABLA COMO EL CULO

[noseoscar]

PROFE MI MAMA ME DICE QUE VUELVE 

[lilbl6]

Boys have a penis girls have a vagina

[SladeForelly]

That little guy know the secret of the universe!

[TheBusMan85]

lol! i remember saying that to my mom :D

[hyperbuddiesforeveer]

Raped the replay Button [x

[Sadsic]

why is he acting like the terminator in this movie

[swimmerinstinct]

4 ppl can't accept that boys have a penis and girls have a vagina

[DaltonMan321]

@swimmerinstinct YEAH, WHY CAN'T MEN HAVE A VAGINA AS WELL? IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!

[solidmoni]

@DaltonMan321 IKR ima make a petition so we men can have vaginas too >:O

[blah3479]

the ending was disturbing

[eaglesfan226]

@blah3479 Yeah, if I could make a suggestion, ask a lady to go with the girl in the restroom.

[davidtheguitarman]

@blah3479 why?

[JDAJOINT]

Bring ya back too the days were we didn't care what we learned from our heros

Amelia scattes across the house

I hear the bathroom door fly shut

I ask her if she's ok

She says dad girls when they have too per

They have too pee bad

She then scolded me

Dad put down the toilet seat

Kids teachin parents

[Supadog100]

Arnie undresses child then takes to private toilet where the young child moans...

Damn constipation always screwing with those girls...

Awkwa

[brendinhaporto14]

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[Geoglyphic]

Today, I was trying to explain what a "Comma Splice" is, and "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina" was the first thing I thought of.

[lamppostclimber]

He's too young to know what a shemale is.

[HitokiriFyre]

See, I always get the two mixed up. Good thing this video clears everything up. Now I should ace my anatomy exam! Thanks, kid!

[TheJediJeep]

Arnie looks like he's dealt with that before

[Arcaani]

Boys have a penis? Girls have a vagina?

[brando98able]

i cant get these things off

[brando98able]

love the tip

[goldn41]

Little boy "Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina" Arnold "thanks for the tip" the little girl says "i gotta go to the bathroom and i cant get this thing off"

[mcard1d]

Arnie is cool as fuck.

[zolleen]

In soviet russia, boys have vagina, and girls have penis.

[stojy161994]

@zolleen No i think thats America asshole

[zolleen]

@stojy161994 ok?!

[stojy161994]

@zolleen yeah

[zolleen]

@stojy161994 whatever you say smartfag.

[stojy161994]

@zolleen Ok dumbfuck

[zolleen]

@stojy161994 gay reply is gay.

[stojy161994]

@zolleen not as gay as youuuuuu DUMBFUCK HAHAHA

[zolleen]

@stojy161994 so you just proved to me your 10-11 years old, with the most shittiest comeback of all time.

[stojy161994]

@zolleen u proved to me you dont know how to shut ur fucking mouth

[zolleen]

@stojy161994 grammar check

[stojy161994]

@zolleen this aint a fucking english paper asshole,fuck off

[zolleen]

@stojy161994 why don't you dipshit.

[stojy161994]

@zolleen No thank you assclown!!

[zolleen]

@stojy161994 assclown? fail.

[stojy161994]

@zolleen Your entire life is a fail now fuck off you little kid

[zolleen]

@stojy161994 and the 12 year old that calls someone an assclown, calls someone older than him a kid. your an embarrassment to your mother.

[stojy161994]

@zolleen Your an embarrassment to human life in general so once again FUCK OFF

[zolleen]

@stojy161994 so once again, i won't, dipshit.

[stojy161994]

@zolleen i know you wont u little faggot

[zolleen]

@stojy161994 the only way you could end this is by shutting the fuck up and getting on with your gay 12 year old life. As you can see, your fail comebacks don't offend me in any way.

[stojy161994]

@zolleen The only way you could end this is by not being the little faggot you clearly are and just fucking go jerk off to some dora the explorer little kid FUCK YOU GO TO HELL!!

[zolleen]

@stojy161994 haha your probably raging to your slut of a mom right now rofl

[stojy161994]

@zolleen No im raging to YOUR slut of mom u little queer hahahaha

[zolleen]

@stojy161994 saying haha in a fight doesn't do anything but make you look even more retarded. Also saying words that kids in school call you isn't proving anything either.

[stojy161994]

@zolleen Well if i wanted to know how to look retarded in a fight youd be the first person i ask you fag, and please just shut the fuck up you are a moron.

[zolleen]

@stojy161994 youd isn't a word. You're more butthrut than ever today. Your mom spank you again?

[stojy161994]

@zolleen You'd is a word you stupid fucking moron 

[stojy161994]

@zolleen and no but i did have the pleasure of spank your slutty mom last night hahaha

[zolleen]

@stojy161994 how do you fuck a mom when you have a vagina? I don't get it. Here we go with the hahaha again. Pathetic fuck doesn't know what to say, so he says hahaha. Your the dumbest piece of shit i have ever seen on youtube thus far. And at the end your just not gonna reply, i can keep this going up for years. While you watch gay porn and finger yourself.

[DiceMasterer]

@zolleen thailand actually

[ShortFingeredShreder]

@zolleen In Soviet Russia, Penises have a boy, vaginas have a girl!

[cymagen]

@zolleen in youtube, no one is original

[1234gnrslash]

@zolleen God I hope not! Those Russian chicks are hawt lol

[razer0072073]

This boy is gonna pass all his science exams when hes older.

[applesweeter]

@razer0072073

he can pass his science exam when he is young.

[ThaWhiteMaori]

The weirdest part is the slight emphasis on "a vagina"

Oh and also the fact that kid looks like some kind of pokemon

[goldn41]

@ThaWhiteMaori lol yeah he does look like some kind of pokemon

[xxlonestarxchickxx]

Our health teacher in 6th grade health quoted the "Boys have..." in health. Lol.

[pearldrumsarecool]

I saw this one video called terminator cop when that little kid says boys have a penis thing arnold says you're a funny guy sally thats why I'm going to kill you last"

[goodmediaproductions]

one of the funniest movies of all time!

[MimoriKiryu]

@goodmediaproductions

Yep! I've watched it over a thousand times and still can't get enough of it. Love that kid. He cracks me up. XD

[MrMIMISEKU]

THERE IS NO BATHROOM!!!

[98animefan]

I wonder how he knows that.....

[seymour7ramdin]

@98animefan There was a part where Arnold asked all the kids who's your daddy & what does he do and he said "My dad's a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day long."

OFL that kid was just adorable and funny

[FrickieGirl]

I just noticed that the boy who said that is the sarcastic kid from Full House who's sometimes friends with Michelle.

[lol101db]

how does this little boy know this??

[mramo]

@lol101db I think he watched his mum & dad having intercourse in bed.

[Quyx121]

@lol101db In the movie, his father is a gynaecologist.

[Wwecasey]

Miko is too cute! Especially in Pet Cemetary!

[jmsa007]

just watched the movie today and that part was censored here in the UK! WTF!!!!

[worzelgummidge111111]

lol

[supersam2009]

lol to funny

[issiepop14]

I just watched this movie i was rotflmao

[2010Mrstealth]

THANKS FOR DA TIP

[kouriskiii]

MY FAVROUTIE<

ill remember this fo rlife.

[23house23]

thanks for the tip.

[gonlion91]

That ended weird.

[EliteDoomer]

@gonlion91 lol

[Marvin16ish]

It's well sick

[SY5TEMxOfxAxD0WN]

great place to stop it. lmao!

[BKDBrian2]

I've heard some rumors that the word "penis" was heard in the AoStH episode "Boogey Mania," and about the word "vagina" being in the Beauty and the Beast movie "The Enchanted Christmas." What do you think would happen if someone did a YouTube poop of this "Kindergarten Cop" scene with Robotnik and Mrs. Potts saying those words?

[Marvin16ish]

That was funny i just this minute watched the film on itv2

[cafedumondo]

That kid also played "Guage" in Pet Cemetary, which was a creepy-ass role to play for such a little kid. I'm sure he's in his twenties by now...

[0bsidian0]

Oh shit you're right! That kid was creepy in that movie lmao!

[puregenius711]

I got caught hitting a monkey with a stick

[jinjoV]

looooooool awesome voice xD

[reggyray]

"Thanks for da tip."

[croberts752]

Aww that is sooo funny

[jamesrosevear]

He was born in 1986, the same year as me :)

[jamesrosevear]

LOL

[Shan14Lakhani]

lol i cant get these things off

[NaiyeexTomKaulitz]

lmfao

[shnelnel]

fuckin love this movie

i love emma lmao

IM NOT A POLICEMAN IM A PRINCESS!

[OLIVIA3ROX]

haha lol so go to my channel and subscribe and ask to be my friend it would mean alot to me thx u so much!!

[elvisedg]

GOLD. thanks for the tip!

[Buckethead1423]

0:09-0:13 HAHA!!!!!!!!!!

[DareDevilWithoutFear]

BEST LINE FROM ANY KID IN THAT MOVIE!!!

Arnold's one liners and That little kid its so funny

[maclinka1]

i don't think kindergarden kids these days know what a penis or vagina is. they probably refer to it as a doodle or meat pocket

[JuicybutCouture]

that kid got so annoying as he grew up!! i see him on disney and i just wanna throw him off a cliff.

[CaptainColon]

Truly one of the greatest movies in Arnold's filmography.

[Seanwashere08]

"Thanks for the tip."

[govan783]

hsjsj

[forsheyswife]

i love this part. kids are flippin hilarious.

[OldDeuteronomy666]

Boys have pennis,

girls have vagaina!

This kid is funnier!

[Carnage1235]

If I remember, the kid says his dad is a Gyneacologist.

[WhoIsRamsey]

His father is a gynaecologist and he looks at vaginas all day long.

[BushFries]

Best...

Job...

EVER!

[gardet]

omg! i just saw this now on tv. OMG! i loled so hard.

[WhoIsRamsey]

One of the funniest comedy scene. That kid rules!

[psionex2320]

it's so funny because it's so random. he just stands up and says something so totally OFF. hahahaha.

[Notedog]

Beyond Epic

[porkbeast3000]

Legendary